The 9th Day of the Water month. I walked down the street that Iāve been taking a lot recently, and headed towards Aliceās general store. Of course, the reason I keep coming back to her place like this is because Iām worried about Alice, who seems to be addicted to gambling. But even more than that, I kinda feel this strange affinity with Alice, and I feel very comfortable talking to her.
Reaching the front of the shop, I slowly opened the doorā¦ā¦
[ā¦ā¦I can do it, I should be able to do itā¦ā¦ Humans are beings that evolveā¦ā¦ And this is the day where I learn the āmagic to summon food out of nothingāā¦ā¦]
[ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦]
āā-and met upon an idiot muttering something unintelligible to herself as her hands were raised to the sky. Iāve talked with Alice quite a bit, but sometimesā¦ā¦ No, often times, Iām really unable to understand her strange behavior.-
[ā¦ā¦The heck are you doing there.]
[Oya? If it isnāt Kaito-san! Good day. Please treat me to a meal! I havenāt eaten anything in two days!]
[ā¦ā¦I have lots of tsukkomis Iād like to throw at you, but you mind if I ask something?]
[What is it?]
[I did some shopping before I went to the Sacred Tree Festival, right? What happened to that?]
[ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦..]
When I astoundedly asked, Alice quickly moved her gaze away.
[I did a lot of shopping at that time, didnāt I?]
[Y- Yes, you did.]
[Only two days had passed since then, so how did you become broke?]
[W- Well~~ Thatās strange, isnāt it? Before I knew it, all my money disappeared. Could it beā¦ā¦ a thief snuck in!?]
[I seeā¦ā¦ So, did you feel like you had a good chance of winning this time?]
[Thatās right! If only number 5 just came outā¦ā¦ Ah, no, ummmāāāā Fugyaaahhh!?]
As I thought, she really gambled her money! Seriously, I just take my eyes off her for a bitā¦ā¦
[Like I said! I wonāt tell you to stop gambling, but how many times do I have to tell you not to spend your food budget!!!?]
[Ouchh! M- My cheeks arenāt detachable! E- Even if you pull them that muāāā Ginyaaahhh!?]
I think I might have been being too lenient of her. If I want to rehabilitate this hardcore of a useless human, I would need to be more strict of herā¦ā¦
Unnn, letās reflect here. And then, letās give her a whole lot of scolding.
After making Alice sit in a seiza, I gave her a harsh scolding for about 30 minutes. Well, I highly doubt that this will improve her behaviorā¦ā¦
I mean, I have this strong conviction that after a few minutes, sheāll forget about it and start acting like an idiot again. How should I say thisā¦ā¦ I really became friends with a troublesome fellow. Having such a thought in mind, I loudly sighed and called out to Alice who was sitting on the floor.
[ā¦ā¦Hahhhā¦ā¦ For the time being, why donāt we go get something to eat?]
[Eh? Youāre going to treat me!?]
[ā¦ā¦Yeah.]
[Yay! Kaito-san, youāre so dreamy! Iām falling in love with you!]
[ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦]
[Arehh? Arerehh? Why are your eyes filled with killing intent in response to these wordsā¦ā¦]
The speed on which she switches her mind and words filled with excitementā¦ā¦ Sheās a really troublesome fellow. Itās not that she doesnāt do her job well. No, in fact, I think sheās done pretty well in this regard. Compared to the first time I came here, the number of clothes in the store has obviously increased, so I guess sheās adding more products in her store. It was as I expected, Alice has already figured out what I like to wear. Most of the new clothes are ones with the chic, subdued colors I like, and sheās obviously targeting me, trying to squeeze the money out of my wallet.
Even so, she really has a great sense of style. The clothes on display were designed like they were intricately knitted, and it looks like the patterns even change depending on the angle of the light. Looking at them now makes me want to buy them.
[Well, letās just go to some restaurant somewhereā¦..]
[Ah, if thatās the case, I know a nice place! Letās go there!]
[ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦..]
Arehh? Was it just my imagination? Hearing what she said strangely gave me a bad feeling, especially how she didnāt say ānice restaurantā, and said ānice placeā instead. Before I could say anything about it though, Alice took out something that looked like a huge magic tool from her magic box.
[Upsy daisy!]
[ā¦ā¦This is?]
The magic tool that Alice took out was the biggest one Iāve ever seen, looking like it was about 2 meters tall.
[Arehh? Kaito-san, was this the first time youāve seen a āTeleportation Magic Toolā?]
[Iāve seen a small one back then, but this is the first time Iāve seen a Teleportation Magic Tool this big.]
[Fufufu, this is a pretty great one. Not only does it only need half an hour to reuse it, it can also be used to travel long distances.]
[Heehhhhā¦ā¦]
The Teleportation Magic Tool I saw in the store I went to with Kuro before was around the size of a soccer ball, and when Kuro saw it, she said that it was too small. It seems that the better-performing ones are around this size. While Iām looking at the Teleportation Magic Tool with interest, she reaches out to me while touching the Teleportation Magic Tool.
[Iām going to touch you for a moment~~ We canāt transfer at the same time if weāre not in contact with each other.]
[Ahhh, soā¦ā¦ In the end, where are we going?]
[āArchlesia Empireās capital, Alexandriaā.]
[ā¦ā¦Huh?]
[Letās go~~]
[Wait!? Stop!?]
ļ¼ ļ¼ ļ¼ ļ¼ ļ¼ ļ¼ ļ¼ ļ¼ ļ¼ ļ¼
Walking with a certain idiot who is holding her head down, I looked at the streets of the big, bustling city around us, which is probably even more lively than Symphonia Kingdomās royal capital.
[ā¦ā¦It hurtsā¦ā¦ Is there really a need to hit meā¦ā¦]
[If you suddenly bring me to another country, of course I will hit you. I mean, what about the issues about borders?]
[Since Teleportation Magic exists, itās not as if there were any borders to begin with.]
[I see.]
Alice took me to visit the Archlesia Empire, which is one of the three major countries of the Human Realm, located north of Symphonia. Compared to Symphonia Kingdom, which has lots of greeneries, the Archlesia Empire has lots of mines with veins of ores, and it seems that smithing technologies have been developed in this country. Itās true that many of the buildings are larger than those of the Symphonia Kingdom, as we can see that their construction technology is high, but at the same time, I also got the impression that they are somewhat brusque.
[ā¦ā¦Rather, it feels a little chilly here, isnāt it? No, itās not like I feel like Iām freezing butā¦ā¦]
[Rather than chilly, itās downright cold, you know? Unlike Symphonia Kingdom, Archlesia Empire can get quite cold at certain times of the yearā¦ā¦ Youāre good with the cold, right, Kaito-san?]
Come to think of it, the people going through the town also seem to be wearing heavy clothing. Thatās strange? I do feel a little chilly, but itās not so much that I would need to wear warm clothingā¦ā¦.
(Thatās thanks to my blessing.)
In response to my inner thoughts, as if it was the most obvious thing in the world, I heard Shiro-sanās voice.
ā¦ā¦I- Is that so, your blessings sure have all sorts of effects huh. Iād appreciate it if you could tell me more about the other effects as well.
(You can praise me, you know? Praises make me happy.)
Smoothly ignoring my question, typical of Shiro-san. W- Well, itās true that I donāt feel cold thanks to your blessing, so thank you very much.
After thanking Shiro-san in my mind, I call out to Alice again, who is walking next to me.
[That small-statured person I saw just now, was that a Dwarf?]
[Yes, thatās right. Just as there are many Elves in the Symphonia Kingdom, there are many Dwarves here in the Archlesia Empire. Incidentally, the āHydra Kingdomā to the south has lots of Mermaids because theyāre a country near the sea.]
[Heeehhhh~~ Different countries have different characteristics huh.]
[Yes, since weāre on the topic, do you want me to explain them to you?]
[If itās alright with you, that would be great.]
[Yes, yes. Well then, āAlice-chanās Human Realm Lecturesā starts now.]
Iāll just not bother with that headache-inducing naming of hers. Thereupon, Alice took a pen and a pad of paper out of nowhere, and nonchalantly drew a map of the Human Realmā¦ā¦ and she drew freaking well!?
Then, after marking the middle of the map with her pen, she turned to me and spoke.
[First would be this place, the Symphonia Kingdom, where Kaito-san is located. Itās located in the middle of the Human Realm, and the climate is stable throughout the year. Thanks to the countryās close relationship with the World King, it has an abundance of greenery and food.]
I like the fact that Symphoniaās climate is stable throughout the year. Living in a country like this was very comfortable.
[Because of the abundance of food ingredients, the food culture here is more developed than in other countries. Being known as āFood Kingdom of Symphoniaā, thereās a saying that āif you want to eat good food, go to the Symphonia Kingdomā. The most common non-human races living here are the Elves, Spirits, and Fairies.]
[I see.]
[Now then, next up would be the Archlesia Empire, where we currently are. Located in the northern part of the Human Realm, itās a country full of rocky mountains and mine.]
As she said this, Alice marked the upper area of her hand-drawn map. In other words, the location of this mark is the capital of the Archlesia Empire, where we are now. In other words, the location of this mark is the capital of Archlesia Empire, where we are now.
[In terms of climate, the cold is especially severe in winters, and it often snows here. Itās a difficult environment to grow crops in, but with the blessings of the God of Fertility, itās not so bad that theyāre lacking food. The country has an abundance of ores, and they have very advanced blacksmithing and architecture techniques. Being known as āShelter Empire of Archlesiaā, this country has the largest royal capital among the three countries.]
[Indeed, many of the surrounding buildings are pretty largeā¦ā¦]
[The most common non-human races living here are the Dwarves and the Winged. Ahh, since there are so many Dwarves here, itās only natural that they would also have a lot of good alcohol. Incidentally, this country has a close relationship with the Dragon King. As part of the governmentās policy, they have subsidies prepared for private businesses, so this country has many advantages for those who are just starting out.]
The Archlesia Empire has a harsh climate, but has developed technologies such as architecture and blacksmithingā¦ā¦ If I had to describe it, this place is a technological powerhouse.
[And finally, the Hydra Kingdom. Most of the lands of the Hydra Kingdom faces the sea, and fishing and trading are thriving there. The sense of challenge has been integrated within their culture, and itās said that many policies and businesses are born in Hydra Kingdom. Thatās especially the case in terms of clothing, as Hydra Kingdomās fashion trends change every few years, making the country known as āClothing Kingdom of Hydraā.]
[Hmmm, itās like theyāre an advanced country?]
[Yes. In fact, Hydra Kingdom is the only one in the Human Realm that uses a āparliamentary systemā instead of a monarchy, where the representatives of the nobility and the commoners discuss and decide and decide the policies of their country. Because of this, the authority of the nobility over the others may have been weaker than the others, but in exchange, the commoners living there are very lively.]
I see, Hydra Kingdom has a political system that is rather similar to the world I was in. They do have a King, but itās the representatives of the nobility and commoners who actually discuss the Kingdomās actual policiesā¦ā¦ In that sense, they may be more advanced than the other countries.
[Due to the fact that their country faces the sea, their population is largely made up of Humans and Mermaids. This is also the country that the War King favors. The War King likes those with ambition, and he seems to like the innovativeness of the Hydra Kingdom.]
In this way, each country has its own unique characteristics, even when all of them were in the Human Realm. Indeed, even in the world I came from, there were different countries, with differing cultures and differing histories. Even though this is a different world, I suppose that would also be the same case here.
[Iām going to digress, but Hydra Kingdomās King is quite popular among her populace. I mean, their country is the only one among the three countries that hasnāt had a new ruler since the Treaty of Friendship.]
[The same King for a thousand yearsā¦ā¦ That means sheās extremely popular.]
[Yes, āLaguna Dia Hydraāā¦ā¦ Sheās one of the Heroes who once defeated the Demon master together with First Hero-sama.]
An innovative country governed by a Heroā¦ā¦ I see, I would like to visit that place once if I had the chance.
[Well, that might be a brief explanationā¦ā¦ but that would be it for the characteristics of the three countries.]
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[Unnn, thanks. Iāve learned a lot.]
[No, no~~ Ahh, just at the right moment, weāve finally arrived!]
As soon as Alice finishes her story, we finally arrived at the restaurant weāre heading forā¦ā¦ Unnn? What in the world is with this large building? This doesnāt look like a restaurantā¦ā¦ I mean, the sign over thereā¦ā¦
[Hey, Aliceā¦ā¦]
[What is it?]
[If my eyes werenāt seeing things, that building have āMonster Raceā written on itā¦ā¦]
[Yeah, thatās what it says.]
It seems like I really wasnāt just seeing things. No matter how I think about it though, a place called Monster Race doesnāt feel like a restaurant, right?
[ā¦ā¦And what is this Monster Race?]
[Itās where various trained monsters compete and where everyone bets money on who will wināā Ouch!?]
[Isnāt this a gambling den!!!?]
As our conversation naturally flowed, this person is just about to move on to gambling again!
Or rather, didnāt I say weād go out to eat, so why the heck are you bringing me to a gambling den!?
[I- Itās alrightā¦ā¦ There are various stalls there.]
[ā¦ā¦No, thatās not the point. Youāve already wasted so much money thereā¦ā¦]
[Itās alright, I earned some āextra incomeā yesterday!]
No, thatās not it. I mean, if she had that extra income, why didnāt she just buy foodā¦ā¦ Were those her gambling money?
I want to stop her butā¦ā¦ I canāt do it anymore. The atmosphere is completely filled with gamblers.
[ā¦ā¦Alright. However, donāt get too hot-headed and waste your moneyā¦ā¦ Because if you went too far, Iāll drag you out of there.]
[Roger that!]
Iām seriously doubting if this person understandsā¦ā¦ No, well, this might be a right opportunity in a way. If Iām going to rehabilitate Alice, it would be good to know how much sheās into gambling. Besides, itās better to be in a situation where I can stop her nearby than have her go on a day when Iām not here and she ends up spending a lot of money.
After concluding that, Alice looked at me, who allowed me to enter the monster race track, and after a grin appeared on her lips, she spoke.
[ā¦ā¦Now then, Kaito-san. While weāre at it, why donāt we play a game?]
[A game?]
[Yes, the both of us will bet the same amount, and see who can win more!]
[ā¦ā¦Why would Iā¦ā¦]
[I also want Kaito-san to enjoy! If I win, you will treat me to a fancy dinner tonight!]
[And what if I win?]
[In that case, errrā¦ā¦ Then, Iāll listen to āany one thingā Kaito-san says.]
[Fumuā¦ā¦ Alright.]
It seems that sheās very confident in her gambling skills, as Alice proposed a game with a relaxed expression on her face. Well, I think people with experience in horse racing are stronger, and this kind of thing may depend largely on familiarity. Iāve been planning to buy her a meal because I have some extra incomeā¦ā¦ that share of the bet on the winner of the harvest festival, and since I was originally going to treat her, I guess it should be fine.
Paying for our entrance fees, Alice and I entered this Monster Race place.
From what Iāve heard, itās just like horse racing back on Earth, but the details may be different in many ways.
[Even so, thatās a terrific crowd they have here~~]
[Wham, omnomā¦ā¦ Fuehh?]
[No, itās nothing.]
It was very crowded inside and there were a huge number of people in the circular hall. I spoke my thoughts after being surprised to see such a scene, but Alice had both of her hands full of food and sheās chewing some of it like a squirrel. By the way, you just bought those foods from the stall with my moneyā¦ā¦. so, what happened to that extra income of yours?
[Speaking of which, I donāt really know the rules.]
[Omff? Gulp. Itās easy. First, the 10 monsters that are participating in the race would go around the course to show their face. Then, you buy a ticket by predicting which one will win at that time. If you win, you get to redeem your prize.]
[Fumu.]
Alice prompted me to take a look at the course, and I saw that there are really various monsters here, some of them looking like large dogs, and some like crocodiles. Hmmm, even if I look at them, I have no idea how fast they areā¦ā¦ No matter how I think about it, crocodiles would be pretty slow, but if theyāre here in a race, are they fast enough to compete with the others?
[Speaking of which, you said weāll play a game butā¦ā¦ What about the rules?]
[Ahh~ thatās right.Ā Then, letās just say that our total budget is 1000R, but weāre free to bet how much we want. There are ten races that will be happening from now on, so whoever makes the most money in the end wins.]
[Alright.]
1000Rā¦ā¦ Iāve never gambled before, so I donāt know how much it is average, but it should be about 100,000 yenā¦ā¦ If she spends 100,000 yen each time she goes here, sheād certainly become broke in no time. I decided Iāll go with that for the meantime, and moved with Alice to the place where we buy tickets.
I donāt know much about horse racing, but Iāve heard of something like a ātrifectaā before.
However, it seems that the only way to buy tickets for this monster race is to predict the first place or the first and second and place at the same time. To be honest, I still have no idea what I should do, so I just decided to go with my gut feeling and buy a single winner for #7.
My budget is 1000R for 10 races, so I bet 100R for this round and met up with Aliceā¦ā¦ Alice glances at my ticket before she smirks.
[Kaito-san bet for the Funny Rabbit huhā¦ā¦ Fufufu, thatās very amateurish of you.]
[Unnn?]
[Itās true that Funny Rabbits are monsters famous for their agility, but they donāt run properly except when theyāre aiming at their prey. So, lookā¦ā¦theyāre not very popular either, right?]
[Heehhhā¦ā¦]
I looked in the direction Alice pointed and saw a large wooden sign with the order of popularity handwritten on it. The Funny Rabbit I bet on was third from the bottomā¦ā¦ and are those numbers beside it the multiplier if it wins? It had an approximate added on the header, so I guess those numbers are just rough estimates huh?
[Incidentally, I bought the most popular Grapple Wolf and the second most popular Wind Jaguar for 50R as first place and second place. Fufufu, Iām going for a secured win.]
[Thatās very mature of you, using a plan like that against an amateurā¦ā¦]
[Hahaha, the society is entirely about the winners! I will be getting that fancy dinner!]
I donāt know much about monsters to begin with, so I donāt think I can match with her, but Alice seems to be having fun, so I guess Iāll just let it slideā¦ā¦
In fact, if Alice wins big with this, it will make her life easier from now onā¦ā¦ In which case, Iāll have to be even more strict and careful with her gambling than she is now.
Just as I sat down at a suitable seat with Alice, it looked like the race would start soon.
Incidentally, Alice is wearing her usual opera mask, which would normally be quite suspicious butā¦ā¦ there are red-skinned ogres and some other beings normally walking around in the hall, so it doesnāt seem to be a problem at all.
āNow, the race will start soon! Introducing the most popular, Grapple Wolf, the second most popular, Wind Jaguar, and the third most popular, the Black Leo!ā
[Unnn? Whatās that voice?]
Itās a loud voice echoing throughout the venue, sounding like itās being broadcast over a microphone, but in this world without mechanical technologies, does something like that exist?
[Heās using a Loudspeaker Magic Tool to give live commentary of the race.]
[I see.]
It seems thereās something like loudspeakers here in this work that can give live updates on the race. As an amateur, Iām grateful for the fact that there will be live commentaries, and Iām starting to get excited about it.
And then, the participating monsters began lining up at the starting pointā¦ā¦ and the one I bet on was that 2-meter long rabbit.
Even so, most of the monsters are larger than common animals, and itās quite impressive seeing them lined up like this. Incidentally, Iāve heard that in the monster race, the monsters would sometimes fight each other, which can lead to really unexpected results.
While I was thinking about this, a sound like a fanfare rang out, and the fence in front of the monsters disappeared, signifying the start of the race.
āNow, the race has finally started! The first one that leaped out wasā¦ā¦ Whoa, this is! Funny Rabbit! Itās the Funny Rabbit!ā
[Wha!?]
A huge rabbit jumped out of the starting group, and began to quickly pull away from the rest of the group.
āItās fast! The Funny Rabbitās speed isnāt funny at all! This is quite an unexpected turn of events, the seldom-motivated Funny Rabbit dash! Could this be that once-in-a-century event!?ā
[Eh? W- Wait, this isā¦ā¦]
Looking at the Funny Rabbit, who is widening the gap with the others, Alice started panicking.
I mean, was it really that rare for it to get motivated that it was seriously getting called as a once in a century eventā¦ā¦ It seems that rabbit is just like Fate-san.
āThe Funny Rabbit is overwhelmingly fast! It has already pulled away from the rest of the group!ā
[N- No wayā¦ā¦]
āAnd now, with half a lap ahead of the others, it reached the goal! In first place is the Funny Rabbit! Itās the Funny Rabbit!!!ā
[Eeehhhhh!?]
And thus, in the end, with an overwhelming lead, the Funny Rabbit won.
I never thought Iād get it rightā¦ā¦While Alice just looked at it with her mouth opened wide. As a self-proclaimed beauty, I donāt think thatās something you should doā¦ā¦
[I- I- Itās that beginnerās luck thing, rightā¦ā¦ H- How frightening. With that win, you could get around 50-times your betā¦ā¦]
[50 timesā¦ā¦ 5000R!?]
It seems that the Funny Rabbit really wasnāt popular, and the multiplier for its win is 50-times.
Doesnāt this mean I won the game already? Well, Iām pretty sure itās just beginnerās luckā¦ā¦
After cashing in the first ticket, I bought a ticket for the second race and joined up with Alice.
[Ahahaha! Kaito-san, what are you thinking when you bet on that!? Isnāt that Tyrant Turtle, you know, a slow turtle!?]
[ā¦ā¦No, Iām not really sure who to bet on, so I just randomly bet on someone.]
[Moreover, you bet 500R⦠Ahaha, isnāt that quite a waste~~?]
Seeing the ticket I had bought, Alice laughed her head off. It seems that the Tyrant Turtle I bought was the least popular by far. Unnn, I thought that even if itās a turtle monster, it would be fast enough since itās participating in a race, but it seems itās really slow.
[Fufufu, it seems that what happened last round really was beginnerās luck. I guess this is where Alice-chanās great comeback starts.]
[Yeah, yeah.]
Even so, Alice has been really filled with tension since a while ago. It would be interesting to watch her smug smile turn into a flustered one.
Thereupon, we moved to our seats again and the second race startedā¦ā¦ and immediately afterwards, things took an unbelievable turn.
The Tyrant Turtleā¦ā¦ The giant tortoise-shaped monster bit the neck of the horse-shaped monster running beside it as soon as the race started, pulling it down to the ground.
āWhoa! The Tyrant Turtle attacks! The Grave Horse has fallen prey to its fangs!!!ā
I see, when they said there would be fights between monsters, this is what they mean huhā¦ā¦
However, the situation shifted to something even more unbelievable. There were many bloodthirsty monsters in this race, and when the other monsters saw the Grave Horse had been defeated, they turned to the Tyrant Turtle and began attacking it.
āThis is⦠A brawl has begun!?ā
[A- Awawaā¦ā¦ This is bad, this is really badā¦ā¦]
[Itās bad?]
The crowd around us erupted in excitement and began cheering loudly at the battle between the monsters that suddenly began, but for some reason, Alice was panicking and looked kinda pale. When I asked her whatās up with her, Alice still looked pale when she turned to me.
[Well, that Tyrant Turtle, their legs are incredibly slow butā¦ā¦ its fighting powerā¦ā¦]
āThe Tyrant Turtle is strong! It began knocking down the other monsters and began to leisurely proceed through the course! This is a really unexpected result!!!ā
Hearing the live commentary that seemed to affirm the words she muttered, Alice hurriedly returned her gaze to the race track, and with her face turning pale, she spoke.
[Awawawaā¦ā¦]
When I heard the live commentary, I also looked at the course and saw that the Tyrant Turtle moving along the course with a slow gait, while the other monsters had fallen, looking as if theyāre literally mowed down. It was literally running by itself in the race, and after a while, the Tyrant Turtle won the race.
[ā¦ā¦Thatās aā¦ā¦ lieā¦ā¦]
Alice looked pure white as she hung her head down, as if she just burned outā¦ā¦ Arehh? Did I win again?
The Tyrant Turtleās victory had a tremendous amount of multiplier in its name, and when I redeemed itā¦ā¦ I was given a platinum coin that was one size larger than the rest of the currencies I had been given. Could this be a white gold coin? That meansā¦ā¦ This is 100,000R!? I earned 200 times my bet!? 10 million yenā¦ā¦ Is it really okay to get it this easily? How should I say thisā¦ā¦ This clearly isnāt something I could gather, so Iām feeling dwarved instead of being happy. Where should I use this amount of moneyā¦ā¦ Hmmm. Should I buy something in return to her that Iām usually indebted to?
After unexpectedly winning a large sum of money, half-happy and half-confused, I continued gambling with Alice in the Monster Race.
[Ummā¦ā¦ Kaito-san.]
[Unnn?]
[ā¦ā¦You hit it right again huh?]
[Iām also surprisedā¦ā¦]
[What a monsterā¦ā¦ you areā¦ā¦]
Four races have now been completed, and unbelievably, Iāve won four times in a row. I feel like Iāve been very lucky today. Incidentally, Alice lost all of her races. My money has also frighteningly increasedā¦ā¦ and Iām beginning to feel like something outrageous is going to happen.
I feel like our match is already settledā¦ā¦ butĀ I donāt know if Alice still has her eye on reversal, as even though sheās quite stunned, she doesnāt seem to have given up.
[ā¦ā¦The gameās still not decided yetā¦ā¦]
[Unnn?]
[In the next race! Iāll get to the lead in one fell swoop!!!]
[ā¦ā¦I- I seeā¦ā¦]
It seems that the next race is the largest race, and the amount of money betting there is going to jump up.
However, I wonder what this feeling is? This unspeakable pity welling up in my heart, as if Iām watching a gambler destroy themselfā¦ā¦
And in comes the fifth race of the Monster Race. Alice said this race is a main one, but what does she mean?
āNow, the fifth race has finally arrived! Itās the race thatās hardest to predict the winner, but itās also the hottest and most exciting oneā¦ā¦ The Large Species Race!ā
[ā¦ā¦Large species?]
[Fufufu, you should understand why after you see them.]
āNow, in comes the first oneā¦ā¦ the Tyrant of the Skies! Red Dragon!ā
Along with the live commentaryās announcement, cheers began resounding, and a dragon nearly five meters long leisurely flew across the race track. If I remember correctly, thatās the dragon Neun-san hunted before, right? Iāve never seen it fly before, but it looks powerfulā¦ā¦ Also, that dragon sure was tastyā¦ā¦
āThe next one to appear isā¦ā¦ Number 2, the Hunter of the Absolute Zero! Fenrir!ā
[W- Whoaā¦ā¦ Big names come out one after anotherā¦ā¦]
[This race is full of some of the most talented monsters in the world.]
[Are all of them captured and trained?]
[No way, theyāre mostly raised from eggs and children that were given to them by Dragon King-samaās followers. Otherwise, they wouldnāt have listened to their trainers.]
This race seems to be filled with legendary monsters, which is why itās so exciting. Normally, they arenāt the kind of monsters that would be friendly to people, but if they were raised properly from childhood, they will listen to you.
āWhoa, it seems that we have a newcomer making its debut here! Number 6, the legendary magical beast! Behemoth!ā
[Whooaaa!? Isnāt that a Behemothā¦ā¦]
A large monster with two pitch-black horns appeared as the sixth racer, a bit smaller than othersā¦ā¦ about 3 meters, but combined with its dark purple skin, I felt a tremendous amount of power coming from it. If Alice is surprised, does that mean that itās a really awesome monster?
[Is that an amazing monster?]
[When you mention amazing, talking about the behemothā¦ā¦ High Ancient Dragonā¦ā¦ along with Nidhogg, they are one of the strongest monsters in the worldā¦ā¦ Theyāre literally legendary magical beasts, known as the Nidhogg of the Skies and Behemoth of the Earth.]
[Whoa, so that must have been quite an amazing monster huhā¦ā¦]
[Well, that behemoth is still a ābabyā though.]
[A baby!?]
I honestly couldnāt believe what Alice told me right away. Thatās a baby? It looks like itās about 3 meters long alreadyā¦ā¦ How long would it have become if it becomes an adultā¦ā¦
[The adult behemoth can reach over 100 meters.]
[ā¦ā¦Thatās quite large.]
It can unexpectedly reach over 100 meters, that really is like a kaiju that looks like something that a certain 3-minute hero would fight against. Certainly, when it can grow to that size, it makes sense why that behemoth is just a baby.
And, thatās when I suddenly realizedā¦ā¦ Maybe itās just my imagination, but the Behemoth seemed to be looking at meā¦ā¦ and it feels like our eyes met just now. Yep, it stopped in the middle of the course and kept looking at me.
[I wonder whatās happening? It isnāt like itās only Behemoths who got cold feet in their first race butā¦ā¦]
[I think itās looking over here.]
[Behemoths are extremely temperamental and aggressive, so maybe itās thinking that Kaito-san is its prey~~]
[Donāt say frightening thingsā¦ā¦]
[Ahaha, it will be fine. Thereās a barrier installed in the venue, and Behemoth it may be, thereās no way it can break it when itās just a baby. Anyway, letās go buy some tickets!]
[Y- Yeahā¦ā¦]
Is that really how it is? The emotions I felt earlier, rather than hostilityā¦ā¦
When I went to buy a ticket with Alice, the most popular one seemed to be the Fenrir, and the Behemoth was surprisingly at the bottom of the list.
[The Behemothās rankingā¦ā¦ is quite low huh.]
[Behemoths are amazing in terms of power, endurance, and speedā¦ā¦ but a baby isnāt that great. To be honest, I donāt think it can beat either the Red Dragon or the Fenrir.]
No matter how powerful a Behemoth is, it doesnāt seem to have that much power as a newborn baby. Still, theyāre in the race for the large species, but it seems to be in a different league compared to the other monsters.
[ā¦ā¦I see. Unnn? That thing on the side doesnāt look like a multiplier, right? Whatās that?]
What I was curious about was that next to the names of the behemoth and the red dragon, there was a number like 50 or 70 written.
[Ah, thatās the selling price for the monster.]
[Selling price?]
[Yes, the monsters that participate in the main race can be bought as pets. So, those numbers are their price.]
[Theyāre being boughtā¦ā¦ Is that going to be fine?]
What a surprise, the monsters participating in the main raceā¦ā¦ that includes the Red Dragon and the Fenrir, can be bought. They are all supposed to be amazing monsters, but wouldnāt it be dangerous to buy them?
[Donāt worry. Like I said, the monsters participating in the main race were granted to us by the Dragon King-sama every year, so they can never go against their master because of the magic applied by the Dragon King-sama.]
[Heehhhā¦ā¦ Then, do they sell well?]
[No, people rarely buy them. The amount of money written on the side of their names were in white gold coinsā¦ā¦ That amount is something only nobles can buy.]
Indeed, if theyāre being sold in white gold coins, every monster is worth hundreds of millions of yenā¦ā¦ Itās not something the average person can affordā¦ā¦
The Behemoth isā¦ā¦ 300 white gold coins!? Thatās 3 billion yen!!! I- I guess thatās to be expectedā¦ā¦ from a legendary magical beast.
[ā¦ā¦Hey, Alice.]
[Whatās up?]
[Does that mean that I could also buy them?]
[ā¦ā¦But of course, wait, Kaito-san!? Please donāt tell me that youāre going to buy one, do you even have that much money?]
[No, I donāt have that much money butā¦ā¦]
The reason why I said that is quite clear. The eyes of the Behemoth that was looking at me earlierā¦ā¦ I canāt get them out of my head. The emotions I read with my Sympathy Magic were small, like a young childāsā¦ā¦ and they were very pure.
I donāt want to be here, take me awayā¦ā¦ These emotions were directly gushing towards me.
Thatās why I canāt take the behemoth out of my mind.
No, I know. Itās practically not my problemā¦ā¦ Iām also currently a freeloader, and it may be difficult to have a monster that would eventually become over 100-meter long. No, itās impossible to do that if I get down on my knees to Lilia-san at worst, and if that doesnāt work, I donāt think itās impossible for me to ask Kuro for help. In that case, the only problem left is the 300 white gold coinsā¦ā¦
[ā¦ā¦Well, weāre here to gamble, right?]
[Kaito-san?]
[Iāll go buy a ticket.]
[Eh? Wait!?]
After telling that to Alice, I go to the ticket office.
Then, I placed all the money I earned in front of the lady at the reception desk.
[Number 6, Iām betting ātwo white gold coinsā.]
[Ehh? Hahhh? U- Understood!]
Hearing my words as I held out two white gold coins and announced, the lady at the reception desk looked astonished as she held out a ticket for me. After receiving the ticket, I slowly moved my eyes to the signboardā¦ā¦ As expected of the main race, the amount of money multiplied has jumped up, and the Behemothās multiplier is now about 400 timesā¦ā¦ Even though I bet two white gold coins, what I bet if I win would be over 200 times more than that. In other words, if the Behemoth wins the race, I can buy the Behemoth. But if he loses, all my possessions are gone.
Geez, itās times like this where Iām astounded by my own character. I even harshly warned Alice of gambling, and here I am now, spending all my money on itā¦ā¦
As I was thinking about this, before I knew it, Alice came back with a ticket.
[I donāt know whatās going on, but Kaito-san looks really handsome nowā¦ā¦ So, Iāll go with you.]
[Eh?]
[I also bet all-in on the behemoth. Whatever the result may be, know that I will be the same.]
[Youā¦ā¦ seriouslyā¦ā¦]
Seeing the smile on Aliceās face as she bought the same ticket with me, I unexpectedly chuckled. I know Iām being silly, but it seems that Iām vulnerable to those eyes. Today is the first time in my life that I gambled, today is also the day that I made a huge bet.
ļ¼ ļ¼ ļ¼ ļ¼ ļ¼ ļ¼ ļ¼ ļ¼ ļ¼ ļ¼
[Milady? Youāre holding your head now, is something the matter?]
[ā¦ā¦No, I donāt really know, but Iām feeling one heck of a chill behind my spine just nowā¦ā¦]
[I guess itās getting cold huh?]
[No, I donāt think itās like thatā¦ā¦ Itās just that I have a very bad feelingā¦ā¦ Luna? Whereās Kaito-san?]
[I think he went out earlier this morning?]
[ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦]
ļ¼ ļ¼ ļ¼ ļ¼ ļ¼ ļ¼ ļ¼ ļ¼ ļ¼ ļ¼
Bringing along the ticket with all my money on the line, I return to my seat. It looks like the race will start soon, as the large monsters are gathered in front of the starting fence. And among them, the Behemoth was staring at our direction again.
Iām not entirely sure if it could be understood because of the distance between us, but I used my Sympathy Magic to send my will to the Behemoth.
āWhat happens will depend on your hard workā¦ā¦ā
After a while, the Behemoth gave a small nod and removed its gaze from us, and after confirming that, I sat down.
[Alice, does the Behemoth have a chance for it to win?]
[Hmmm. This main race isā¦ā¦ well, as you can see, there are lots of belligerent monsters, so it often turns into a brawl. And as expected, it would be unreasonable to expect the baby Behemoth to mow down all the other monstersā¦ā¦ It would be great if the Red Dragon and the Fenrir would crush each other and perhapsā¦ā¦]
[I see.]
[ā¦ā¦Itās justā¦ā¦]
[Unnn?]
I guess it really looked pretty tough for the Behemoth to win, but apparently, itās possible if the other strong contenders strike against each other. In fact, it wasnāt impossible for us to win since the main race is set up so that unexpected situations may happen. However, after speaking all that, Alice tilted her head as if thereās something sheās curious about.
[That Behemothā¦ā¦ looked a little different from what I know.]
[Different in what way?]
[Well, I havenāt seen that many Behemoths eitherā¦ā¦ but I think the horns of the Behemoth were āredā.]
[Red horns? No, but that Behemothās horns are black though?]
[Thatās right~~ Thatās why, if itās really what I thinkā¦ā¦]
āNow, the main race has finally started!ā
Just as Alice was about to say something, the live commentary of the main race resounded, and hearing that, she stopped talking and shifted her gaze to the course. The moment the fence in front of the monsters disappeared and the race startedā¦ā¦ It happened.
The Behemoth that had been walking on four legs suddenly raised its paws and roared. Jet-black lightning shot out from its black horns and pierced the red dragon that was flying in the sky.
āW- What a surprise!? The Red Dragon was shot down in a single striiiiiiiiike! Could this be the power of a legendary magical beast!?ā
[As I thought, that Behemothā¦ā¦ is a Special Individual!]
[A Special Individual?]
Talking about Special Individuals, as I recall, it was also the case with the blue ogre Acht, beings that are different from the norm.
[Kaito-san! With this, the possibility of its victory really increased! I only know about it from books, but it is said that the Special Individuals of the Behemoths are clad in jet-black lightning, and have several times the power of a normal Behemoth.]
[Several timesā¦ā¦ That isā¦ā¦]
āWhoa! The Behemothās fast! Itās already catching up with the Fenrir, whoās currently in the lead!ā
As if to affirm Aliceās excitement-filled words, the Behemoth, which shot down the Red Dragon, ran down the course at a terrific speed and began closing in the distance between the giant wolf in front of himā¦ā¦ the Fenrir.
The Fenrir also sensed the Behemothās approach, and after stopping in its tracks, it let out a howl.
āThe Fenrir is about to intercept the Behemoth!!!ā
Huge icicles appeared around Fenrir, heading towards the Behemoth with the speed of a bullet.
It seems that if a monsterās as powerful as a Fenrir, they can also use magic, while the Behemoth evades them with his quick steps, but some of the icicles still managed to graze it.
The Behemoth, who reached Fenrir even as wounds were inflicted on its body in multiple places, waved its horns at the Fenrirā¦ā¦ but just as the Fenrir looks like a wolf, it also had the evasiveness of one, quickly and easily evading the Behemothās strike.
[As expected of a Fenrir, itās really light on its feet. However, if that Behemoth is a Special Individualā¦ā¦ even a baby should be able to use that.]
[That?]
[Yes, watch closely. Its victory would probably be settled in an instantā¦ā¦ Itās coming, the Behemothās ābreathā.]
When I followed Aliceās words and looked at the Behemoth, the Behemoth stood up on its hind legs again, and let out an earth-shaking roar. In response to its roar, the lightning that had been gushing out of its horns converges on its mouth.
[This is what is said in legends. The breath of the Nidhogg of the Skies burns the land in hellfire, while the breath of the Behemoth of the Earthā¦ā¦ pierces the skies with a flashā¦ā¦]
[ ! ? ]
In just a few moments, black thunderbolts converged and formed into a sphere of black lightning, and perhaps judging that it would be dangerous, the Fenrir wanted to get rid of the Behemothā¦ā¦ but itās already too late. As the Behemothās front paws slammed to the ground, itās four limbs clamped down on the earth.
And thenāā- A ray of light flashed through the race track.
The black flash of death ripped through the air, leaving no sound behind, and pierced through the Fenrirās body before it even noticed. After a moment of silence, a roar echoed in the air, and as if in response to it, the Fenrirās body fell down on the ground. The frightening breath that was released literally at the speed of thunder, eliminated the obstacles in front of it with its overwhelming tyranny, and at the same time, decided the result of the race.
āThe Fenrir has fallen! The race has been settled! The other monsters are even terrified of that previous battle! This is unexpected, truly unexpectedā¦ā¦ and now, the Behemoth reaches that goal in first place! The first place is the Behemoth! Itās the Behemoth!ā
[Yaaaaaaaaayyyyyy! Kaito-san! We won!]
[Yeah, that was really amazing!]
[Yaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyy!!! I made lots of monāā Ouch!?]
[You, canāt you read the mood at allā¦ā¦]
Lightly knocking Alice on her head for being so excited about making so much money, I smiled at the Behemoth looking at me from the goal.
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I wonder if the seventh race in the venue started already? Alice and I didnāt join in after the fifth race, and now, we had come to the large building behind the monster racetrack.
[Miyama Kaito-sama, thank you for your purchase today. My name is Chapel, the manager of the Monster Race. Pleased to be your acquaintanceā¦ā¦]
[Ah, yes. Iām Miyama Kaito. Itās nice to meet you.]
The manager in charge of the monster racetrack, dressed in glittering clothesā¦ā¦ Chapel-san speaks to me with a bright smile. Well, I did just buy the Behemothā¦ā¦ so if I had to describe it with something, it would be like Iām a good customer who made a big purchase, so I can understand why theyāre being courteous to me. Well, I could somehow understand, but being bowed to by someone obviously older than you isā¦ā¦ how should I say thisā¦ā¦ itās just something I just canāt get used to.
[Rumors of Miyama-sama have reached me as well.]
[Rumors?]
[Yes, I heard you are a close friend of the Six Kings and how you admirably won in the recent Sacred Tree Festival.]
[Y- Yeahā¦ā¦ Wellā¦ā¦]
[I guess itās to be expected from a first-rate gentleman to have an eye for good things. Please continue to patronize our establishment in the future.]
[Ah, yes.]
The story about my victory in the harvest competition has already spread to other countries? To be honest, Iām kinda getting embarrassed now. No, it may just be that Chapel-sanās information network is wideā¦ā¦ or rather, I hope thatās really the case.
By the way, the behemothās multiplier is a considerable 205 times, and I have more than 100 white gold coins left in my hand after paying for the Behemoth. I kinda feel sorry that I won an outrageous amount of money, but Chapel-san still has a smile on his face. Come to think of it, Iāve heard that horse races and the like are structured to make the bookmaker profitable no matter what, so I wonder, was it the same case for the monster race too?
[Excuse me~~. More sweets pleaseāā Gyaaahhh!?]
[Canāt you just be reserved for even a bitā¦ā¦]
[No, no, go ahead, be my guestā¦ā¦ Ahh, please excuse me. It looks like the handover is ready, so please come this way.]
[Yes.]
Hitting the head of the idiot who even asked for a refill after eating up all the sweets served to us, it seems that the handover of the Behemoth is now ready, so Chapel-san began leading us. And then, as we walked, Alice walked next to me, speaking in a soft voice that only I could hear.
[ā¦ā¦It seems like he clearly knew who he should curry favor to huh. This personās quite capable.]
[ā¦ā¦What do you mean?]
[That Behemoth is a Special Individual. It would normally have double the value of a normal oneā¦ā¦ And perhaps, there were probably many other great nobles who wanted to buy it.]
[Really?]
[Itās just my conjectureā¦ā¦ but heās probably thinking that it would be better to have a good impression to Kaito-san by selling it to you insteadā¦ā¦ Thatās also the reason why he gave you that discount, I guess?]
[Indeedā¦ā¦]
Just as Alice said, when I bought the Behemothā¦ā¦ It had gone from 300 white gold coins to 280, as this was apparently āmy first purchaseā. A 200-million yen discountā¦ā¦ Thatās how much he wants to show me his sincerity. In fact, Aliceās prediction doesnāt seem to be wrong, as Chapel-san would sometimes glance at me while speaking with a smile on his face.
[Miyama-sama, please do come again. If itās alright with you, you may come with Underworld King-sama and World King-samaā¦ā¦ Ahh, in that case, of course, please do let me know and Iāll do my best to accommodate you.]
[Ah, yes. I understand. Iāll tell Kuroā¦ā¦ Underworld-sama and the others about how Chapel-san has been good to me.]
[Ohh, Iām grateful for those wordsā¦ā¦ Itās quite an honor.]
It seems that Chapel-san knows from the beginning that we know how heās calculating, and since he came to me in a roundabout way to express his wish, I also expressed my thanks, though it might be in the form of formality. Apparently, just as Alice-san said, heās really good at what he doesā¦ā¦ Why is it that you have a keen eye for others, but have no business acumen at all?
In the meantime, we arrived in front of a very large cage, and as I moved my gaze, I could see inside the Behemoth from earlier. When the Behemoth noticed me, it slowly got up and approached me in the cage, before staring at me again.
[Itās very ferocious, so letās register you first as its masterāā wait, Miyama-sama!?]
When I casually approached the cage, the Behemoth looked at me and lightly lowered its head. I didnāt feel any hostility, but rather gratitude and goodwill, so I reached out my hand and patted its head. The Behemoth comfortably rubbed its head against my hand, which made Chapel-san quite surprised.
[ā¦ā¦Howā¦ā¦ could that Behemoth be this docileā¦ā¦ Good gracious, I guess I should just say that itās to be expected from Miyama-sama.]
It seems that the Behemoth already acknowledges me as its master, as it stayed docile without any resistance to the collar-type magic tool that would register me as its master. And after the master registration has been peacefully completed, the cage is opened and the Behemoth slowly rubs its face against my body.
[Gaooooā¦ā¦]
I knew that it was still a baby, and seeing it behaving like a spoiled child looked pleasantā¦ā¦ but the two horns on its head were very frightening. Please make sure you donāt pierce me, okay?
After buying out the Behemoth, I didnāt feel like going back to the race venue, so I walked with Alice in the opposite direction of the Monster Race. The Behemoth isnāt particularly violent, nor is she threatening the people around us. Sheās just calmly following behind me. Meanwhile, the people walking along the streets were looking at the Behemoth following us with curiosity, but they didnāt seem to be frightened. Behemoths themselves may be rare, but I guess it isnāt surprising for people in this world to be walking along with monsters?
[Sheās a docile one huh.]
[No, they arenāt usually this docileā¦ā¦ It just might be because she was really emotionally attached to Kaito-san.]
[Ah, speaking of whichā¦ā¦ I should give it a name.]
[Guruu?]
Itās pitiful just calling her Behemoth, so I thought I should give her a nameā¦ā¦ but honestly, Iām not confident in my naming sense.
[Alright, the one known as the authority in terms of naming sense, Alice-chan will give him a name!]
[ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦.]
I donāt remember her having such a reputation, but Alice looks like sheās in high spirits as she puffed out her small chest. And after putting her hand to her chin and started thinking for a bitā¦ā¦
[How about Bellfreed, Bell for short? Itās a combination of old words that are no longer in use, which means āblack lightningā.]
[ā¦ā¦Iām surprised that you really gave her a pretty decent name.]
[What do you mean by that!?]
To my surprise, Alice suggested a pretty good name. I honestly thought she would definitely give a weird nameā¦ā¦ so I was really surprised.
[Is it alright if I call you Bellfreed now?]
[Gaooo!]
The Behemoth seems to like that name as well, as she greatly nodded her head when she heard what I said. Smiling at her cute movements, I patted Bellfreedāsā¦ā¦ Bellās head, to which she comfortably rubbed her face against my hand. Then, after being patted by me for a bit, she stood on her hind legs, Bell raised her paw and patted Alice on her shoulder.
[Guru.]
[ā¦ā¦Oi, you damned beast. What the heck is with that gaze of yours, as if youāre praising your subordinate for a job well done!? Your attitude is clearly different from when youāre talking with Kaito-san!!! Let me show you how frightening humans areā¦ā¦]
[Gaooo!]
[Gyaaahhh!?]
Alice, angered by Bellās actions, raised her fist at Bellā¦ā¦ but she was blown away by Bellās slap.
A- As expected of a magical beast, it has quite an outrageous physical power, an ordinary person would have their neck broken if they receive such a slap. Well, itās a good thing that the other party is Alice, someone who I think wonāt die even if sheās killed, but I have to be careful so that she wonāt do it to any other personā¦ā¦
[Wait a sec there!? Kaito-san! Arenāt you too rough on me!?]
She revived real fast huhā¦ā¦ Bell didnāt even make a crack on her mask with that vicious slapā¦ā¦
Alice continues to shout at me while spreading her arms wide.
[I grow up on love, you know!? Please love me more! Please hold me close! Now, come on!]
[ā¦ā¦Bell, go!]
[Guruuaaahhh!!!]
[Gyaaaaa!?]
Towards Alice who had her arms spread wide, messing around again in the middle of the road, I sicced Bell on her. Yep, Bell, great job. My tsukkomi power against Alice increased, and Iām really grateful for that.
[Wait, Kaito-san!? Whatās with you nodding on your own there, nggyaaaahhh!? S- Stop with the horns, donāt point them at meeeeeee!?]
[Bell, come here.]
[Gaooo!]
[ā¦ā¦I- I wonāt say stupid things againā¦ā¦ A Behemothās attack really tires me out.]
Rather than that, for you to just say it tires you out of being attacked by a legendary magical beast, this person really has some kind of monster-like spec in her huhā¦ā¦
At that moment, I suddenly remembered about that game Alice and I were playing.
[Speaking of which, Alice. In the end, whatās the result of our game?]
[Ahhā¦ā¦ no, well, itās completely my loss. I feel like even if we go back to the racing venue, I donāt think I can beat Kaito-sanā¦ā¦ It canāt be helped, Iāll obediently listen to one thing youāll say.]
[Hmmm.]
For me, I was just going along with the flow, but Alice seems like she will really listen to one thing I say, just like she said in the beginning. However, itās not like Iāll be able to come up with anything, so Iāll just hold off on that.
As I was thinking that, for some reason, I felt that Alice was fidgeting, and although I couldnāt completely see her face due to her opera mask, I felt that she was looking at me with upturned eyes.
[I- I guess it canāt be helpedā¦ā¦ I- Iām also prepared for that too.]
[Unnn?]
[The inn is that wayā¦ā¦ Now, let your beastly instincts run wild in my bodyā¦ā¦]
[Bell, go!]
[Gaaaahhhhh!]
[Gyaaaahhhh!? Can you please not send a real beast my waaaayyyy!?]
Alice, who was about to say something stupid again, was struck by Bell again.
[ā¦ā¦No, seriouslyā¦ā¦ Please stop using the Behemoth as a tsukkomi. I might get injured at this rate.]
[Itās amazing how youāre still not injured from that though.]
Amazed, I threw a tsukkomi at Alice, whose shoulders were rising and falling with her breath. Seriously, how sturdy are you? Anyway, it seems like Aliceās antics are over, so I talk to her while patting Bell for doing a great job.
[Anyway, itās still a little early butā¦ā¦ Do you want to go eat dinner?]
[Eh? Youāre going to treat me!?]
[ā¦ā¦You earned enough money for that thoughā¦ā¦]
[Food that comes from other peopleās money is the tastiest!]
[You really have a good personality huhā¦..]
Wryly smiling at Alice who isnāt shaken at all, I was thinking of eating somewhereā¦ā¦ when Bell looks up and lets out a low growl. When I noticed this and moved my gaze, a group of people wearing beautiful armorā¦ā¦ knight-like people were approaching my direction.
When the knights come up to me, they all bow deeply on one knee at the same time.
[You are Myama Kaito-sama, right?]
[Ah, yesā¦ā¦ errrā¦ā¦]
[Iām Archlesia Empire, First Knight Orderās Commander, Bard. Please forgive us for our abrupt impoliteness. His Majesty, the Emperor of Archlesia wishes to see youā¦ā¦ So if itās possible, it would be our delight to have you visit the castleā¦ā¦.]
[Huh? Eh?]
I canāt help but freeze at the really sudden event.
His Majesty, the Emperorā¦ā¦ The top of this country wants to see me? Why? I donāt understand the situation at all. I also couldnāt understand why Bard-san, who calls himself the Knight Commander, seems so nervous about me, looking as if he was trying to pick his words.
Just as Iām unsure of how to reply, Alice dashes in front of me.
[Whoa there, if you want to invite Kaito-san, you have to go through me, his partner, first.]
[ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦]
Since when did you become my partnerā¦ā¦ Though I frantically gulped those words down my throat. I wonāt be able to answer them well at this point, so if Alice can negotiate with them, it will really helpāāā-
[The first thing we require is a fancy dinner!]
[ā¦ā¦Bell, shut her up.]
[Gaaruuuaaahhh!]
[Hyyaaaahhhh!?]
I take back what I said before, leaving this to Alice wonāt settle the conversation at all. For now, I put Alice aside and after turning to Bard-san, I apologized.
[Iām sorry for the idiot butā¦ā¦ errr, why me?]
[Yes. His Majesty, the Emperor said that āhe had met Miyama-sama beforeā, and when he heard that Miyama-sama is here in this country, he said he would like to meet him again.]
[We met before? E- Errr, sorry for being uninformed. What is his Majesty, the Emperorās name?]
[Hahh, His Majesty, the Emperorās name is Chrisā¦ā¦ Chris Dia Archlesia.]
I donāt remember that name at all though!? Have we met before? Where would that be?
Iāve never been out of Symphonia Kingdom, so thereās no way I would be familiar with that Emperor Chrisā name. However, this is an invitation from a monarchā¦ā¦ If I refuse this, I feel like I would trouble Lilia-san.
[ā¦ā¦U- Understood. Iāll be intruding upon him.]
[Thank you very much. Well then, we have already prepared a carriage to bring you there.]
Bard-san bows deeply upon hearing my words, and then, leads me to a carriage a short distance awayā¦ā¦ an incredibly luxurious carriage. Going inside with Alice, as expected, Bell couldnāt get into the carriage, so I asked him to run after us.
[Kaito-sanā¦ā¦ Youāre acquainted with His Majesty, the Emperor? Seriously, who are youā¦ā¦]
[No, I donāt remember meeting him at all thoughā¦ā¦]
In response to Aliceās question, I just merely tilted my head.
After being rocked by the carriage for more than ten minutesā¦.. We arrived at a really, really large castle that anyone would definitely call a royal castle. I thought I wouldĀ be greeted in something like an audience room, but I was led to a large reception room instead, where a number of maids and butlers neatly lined up by the wall.
Puzzled by being treated like a state guest, I waited for His Majesty, the Emperor to arriveā¦ā¦ And after a few minutes, the door on the far side was opened and a figure dressed in luxurious clothing appeared.
[Welcome and thank you for coming, Miyama-sama. itās a pleasure to meet you again.]
[ā¦ā¦Eh? Arehh?]
Looking at the Emperor who has a radiant smile on his face, I am stunned.
ā¦ā¦I certainly met this person beforeā¦ā¦ His face looks really familiar. However, eh? That person is his Majesty, the Emperor!?
No, no, thatās impossibleā¦ā¦ I mean, he wasā¦ā¦
[ā¦ā¦āThe coachman who brought me when I went to eat barbecue?ā]
[Yes.]
[Eeehhhhh!?]
The Emperor I met at the royal castle of Archlesia Empireā¦ā¦ His Majesty Chris was, to my surprise, the driver of the carriage I rode in when I had barbecue with Kuro before. This is a reunion that I wouldnāt have expected, you know!? After all, for the coachman I met before to actually be an Emperorā¦ā¦
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Towards me, who is dumbfounded by the surprising fact, His Majesty Chris spoke with a smile on his face.
[It isnāt strange that youāre surprised. Iām sorry for not telling you.]
[Ah, n- no!]
[I was indebted to Underworld King-sama a long time ago, and when I heard she was interested in an otherworlder, I wanted to meet him, so I asked her to allow me to be her coachman.
[I- Is that soā¦ā¦]
[ā¦ā¦At that time, I thought Miyama-sama was a very normal person, but it seems that my eyes were clouded. I take this opportunity to apologize for looking down on you without a second thought.]
Speaking to me in polite language, His Majesty Chris then deeply bowed his head. I think heās a sincere person, but as Iāve been bowed down by the monarch of a country, I feel like Iām receiving a punishment instead.
[P- Please raise your head. His Majesty Chris.]
[Then, if youāll excuse meā¦ā¦ Miyama-sama, thereās no need to call me with my honorary title. No, in fact, I feel like I would be scolded by Underworld King-sama if Miyama-sama used my honorary title to call me.]
[T- Then, Iāll call you Chris-sanā¦ā¦]
[Yes. Once again, pleased to make your acquaintance.]
[Pleased to make your acquaintance too.]
Chris-san, despite his status as the Emperor of Archlesia Empire, is extremely down to earth and polite. His hair is beautiful like theyāre strands of sapphires and her eyes are like emeraldsā¦ā¦ Heās definitely the epitome of a prince, and though heās one of those slender ikemen, he doesnāt feel as irritating as the other ikemen back on Earth.
When Chris-san urged me to sit down on a chair, Alice also sat down next to me as if itās the most obvious thing in the world. Thereupon, as if Chris-san suddenly remembered of her existence, he looked towards Alice.
Speaking of which, that boisterous Alice had been silent ever since we came to this castleā¦ā¦
[The lady over there must be Miyama-samaās companion, right? Sorry for the delay in greetingā¦ā¦]
[Ah, you donāt have to greet me or anything like that.]
[ ! ? ]
In response to Chris, who talked to her with a gentle smile, Aliceā¦ā¦ She replied in a cold voice that I canāt imagine she would normally have. I saw the knights waiting behind Chris-san twitch their eyebrows at her cold attitude.
[Alice? What in the world is going on with youā¦ā¦]
[ā¦ā¦The only people I want to interact with are āthose with whom I think are worth interacting withā. So, I donāt have anything to talk about with the oh, so gracious, His Majesty, the Emperor.]
[Wha!?]
The air in the room became tense when they heard those words she nonchalantly said. I guess that should be obvious. Just now, Alice said that she only interacts with people who are of value to her, and when she said she wonāt be talking to Chrisā¦ā¦ That meansā¦ā¦
[ā¦ā¦What you mean is that, for you, I amā¦ā¦ a person of no value?]
[Thatās right.]
[You b*tch!!!]
She said itā¦ā¦ She really went and said all of it. Alice now, clearly said to the Emperor of Archlesia Empire that her existence holds no value. In that tense atmosphere, Chris-san holds back his knights who were furious and put their hands on their swords.
Although Chris-san doesnāt seem to be angry, surprise could still be seen in his eyes. However, Alice didnāt seem to mind them, as she took out a small knife out of thin air and put it on the table, moving it around as if she was playing with it.
[Well, each personās sense of value is different, you know~~? I have a habit of putting a value on others in my headā¦ā¦ As for His Majesty, the Emperor, you would just be one of the freebies I would give out, so around āone copper coinā, I guess?]
[ā¦ā¦Hoohhh⦠You priced me quite cheaply huh.]
[How rude! What do you even know about His Majesty, the Emperor!?]
[ā¦ā¦Chris Dia von Archlesia. Born as the third child of the former Emperor Duran Dia Archlesia, graduated at the top of their class from the countryās magic school at the age of ten. Pursued a career in finance, initially intending to become a treasurer, but fearing the fate of their country, kicked out their two older brothers to succeed to the throne. Showing skill that was so great that made them known as the Wise Emperor, they had been called the greatest politician of all time. Currently 24 years old, their hobby is horse-riding, and their favorite book is āAn Ode for the Bannerāā¦ā¦ Anyone would know about this if they spend some time investigating it.]
[ ! ? ]
While fluently talking about Chris-sanās background, Alice takes out another knife and places it on the desk. That strange atmosphere, which was different from the usual, left me, and obviously, Chris-san andā¦ā¦ even the angry knights were stunned, speechless about what they heard.
[They will do everything for their country. If itās for the sake of their country and their people, no matter how much dishonor it brings to them, they will bow down to just anyone. Just like a tool for the betterment of their countryā¦ā¦ What a noble thought that is~~, but youāre too boring.]
[ā¦ā¦Boring?]
[Iām not interested in empty shells like those people who cast their own self for others. No, Iām not saying that youāre a bad Emperor or anything like that. As I said before, I think youāre quite noble, a clever person worthy of being called the āWise Emperorā. However, Iām not interested in youā¦ā¦ Looking at you, I can only see a well-made doll.]
[ ! ? ]
[Alice! You said too much!]
Chris-san is stunned by her cold, sharp words, and I canāt help but raise my voice and shout to Alice. I donāt know why Alice suddenly started saying such things, but sheās obviously too different from the usual.
However, Alice doesnāt seem to be bothered by my shout, as she proceeds to place a third knife on the desk before turning to me.
[Kaito-san is as kind as ever~~ Thatās why I like Kaito-san so much, and I want to listen to you as much as I canā¦ā¦ Unfortunately, I canāt do that this timeā¦ā¦ Right~~!?]
[ ! ? ]
After saying that, Alice swung her hand along the hilts of the lined up knives, and the impact sent the three knives flying in the air. And then, Alice grabbed them in the airā¦ā¦ is what I thought, but the knives suddenly disappeared from Aliceās hand and were stuck in two places on the wall and one of them on the ceiling.
I have no idea when she threw those knives or how she did that, but she was really quick.
In front of the speechless me, Alice told me in a cold voice.
[Even though they seemed to be friendly and invitingā¦ā¦ āPeople who hide their lurking soldiers with Recognition Inhibition Magicā couldnāt be trusted. Putting aside if they were the Emperorās hidden guards, what could your intentions be, for them to be āmonitoring Kaito-sanā instead?]
[ā¦ā¦Eh?]
[They were following us after we passed through the āgateā, werenāt they? Hey, you threeā¦.. Get the heck out of here. If you donātā¦ā¦ Those knives would hit you next time, okay?]
[ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦.]
With the words Alice quietly saidā¦ā¦ As if to follow his words, the scenery on the walls and the ceiling shook like static, and people dressed in all black appeared. They were following us all the way from the castle gates? I see, so thatās why Alice was silent ever since we entered the castleā¦ā¦
However, why didnāt I sense them? I should have been able to detect their approach with my Sympathy Magic butā¦ā¦
[Itās not really Kaito-sanās fault. The clothes they are wearing are made of a material that prevents magic power from leaking outside, so itās no wonder you donāt notice it.]
[ā¦ā¦How did you notice them?]
The three black-clad men, whose presence has been discovered, quickly move behind Chris-san, lining up in a row. Chris-san asks Alice with a look of disbelief on his face, but Alice does answer and pulls on a thin thread. It was apparently tied to the knives she threw, as the knives on the ceiling and one of the knives on the walls quickly returned to Aliceās handā¦ā¦ but the other one stuck in the wall didnāt come back, as if it was stuck deep.
[Arehh? I think I may have used a little bit more force~~ What a failure, this is.]
Seeing that she couldnāt pull it off, Alice scratched her head with a wry smile on her face, before she walked over to the knife stuck in the wall and tried to pull it out.
[Arehh? Itās stuck!? I- I canāt pull it outā¦ā¦ Fugyaaahhh!?]
[ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦..]
It seems to have been stuck in the wall deeper than she imagined, as Alice pulled it with all her mightā¦ā¦ and fell on her ass.
How should I say thisā¦ā¦ She isnāt as tense being in the middle of a crucial situation like this.
The moment I let out a sigh when I looked at Alice, who was acting as she usually does compared to that chill I felt earlier, I heard a quiet mutter.
[ā¦ā¦You just let your guard down, didnāt you?]
[ [ [ ! ? ] ] ]
Alice, who should have been down on her buttocks, disappeared, and when I looked back at the direction of the voiceā¦ā¦ Before I knew it, Alice was holding a slender sword in her hand, which she held around the necks of the three men clad in black.
[Thatās no good, you should always be carefulā¦ā¦ You three would have died by now, you know?]
[ [ [ ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦. ] ] ]
With a voice lower than usualā¦ā¦ Alice, who said those words that even gave me chills, glanced at me.
[ā¦ā¦I normally rarely do this~~ Only when the remuneration is good and Iām in a good mood. The job of guarding a person, I meanā¦ā¦]
With a cold voice and her grip still on the sword, Alice slowly moved her gaze to Chris-san and the surrounding knights.
[Well, Iāve earned lots of money from Kaito-san this time, and as a serviceā¦.. Iāll be guarding Kaito-san while heās in the Archlesia empire. So, I just want to say a few words before your discussion.]
After muttering that, Alice turned towards the men clad in black. She usually had a somewhat carefree impression, but now, coupled with her minimalistic opera maskā¦ā¦ She looked like an assassin.
[ā¦ā¦If I see you lurking around Kaito-san againā¦ā¦ Iāll kill you, okay?]
[ [ [ ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦ ] ] ]
It was frightening how she naturally said that uncomfortable line. Those cold words tells me the obvious, as if she has taken a number of lives until nowā¦ā¦ The sound disappears from the surroundings and silence dominates the room.
[Or something like that~~!]
In the cold silence, Alice sounds like she lost interest and lowers the sword she was holding up. Then, after putting away that sword somewhereā¦ā¦ probably in her magic box, she sits down in the seat beside me and slowly crosses her arms.
[And thatās whyā¦.. I hope you would give us a fancy dinnerāā Ouch!?]
[ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦.]
[Why did you hit me, Kaito-san!?]
[No, it should be me whoās doing the tsukkomi insteadā¦ā¦ Whatās with the different attitude you had earlier!?]
I reflexively slammed my fist on Aliceās head as she instantly returned to her usual tone, wondering what it was all about earlier.
[It canāt be helped! I get goosebumps when Iām in serious mode for long periods of time, so I need to switch it up when needed!]
[ā¦ā¦For a long time, you only did that for a few minutesā¦ā¦]
[No, no, Iād easily get tired after doing it for more than a minute. The muscles in my face are going to be a mess. My whole body would break down. So, Kaito-san, please give me a gentle massagāā Gyyaaaahhh!?]
[ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦.]
[Eh? Play? With this kind of situation and you wanted that kind of play!? No, well, I can handle a variety of situations, but I donāt like it painfāā You did it again!?]
Itās not really because of what happened earlier, no rather, I slammed my fist on Aliceās head again because she began messing around again after that momentum she had earlier.
However, on second thought, I may not know Alice very well. Sheās an idiot, a general store owner with no business acumen, but she knows lots of things, and occasionally, itās as if sheās a different person, saying sharp words to me. I donāt know if Iām feeling weirded about it since Iāve lived a life away from carnageā¦ā¦ but in some ways, I feel like sheās different from the people Iāve met before.
This girlāāāā Who the heck is she?
After the incident with Alice, Chris-san deeply apologized to me. Apparently, Chris-san didnāt have any intention of harming me, he was just being vigilant to his own surroundings like usual. As a result, he apologized for acting in a way that seems to test me, and despite his status as an Emperor, he apologized with his hands on the ground. Itās not that he did any real harm, but even when I told Chris-san that I forgave him right awayā¦ā¦ he still didnāt raise his head, which honestly troubles me.
And now, Alice and I have been led to a different room than we were in earlierā¦ā¦
[Whamf, omnomā¦ā¦ Refiww pwease!]
[Canāt you be a bit more reserved!?]
For some reason, we were being treated to a lavish dinner. I wonder if Aliceās actions earlier had something to do with it, but the large dining room really only had a minimal number of servants compared to the reception room. Iām not yet able to keep up with the situation, so I just called out to her.
[What are you saying, Kaito-san? This is just an appropriate remuneration! I have every right to eat this dinner!]
[ā¦ā¦Huh? W- What the heck are youā¦ā¦]
[Like I said~~ I went along with āHis Majesty, the Emperorās farceā, and moved along with what he wantedā¦ā¦]
[Eh?]
I tilted my head, not understanding the meaning of the words Alice said, as if it was the most obvious thing in the world, but Chris-san only nodded her head, happily smiling.
[Yes, itās as she says. Iām quite grateful to Alice-sama. Please eat as much as you like.]
[Eh? Ehhh? C- Chris-san!?]
What the heckās happening? I donāt know what the heck the two of them are talking about. Seeing me tilting my head, Alice swallowed what sheās been eating before turning towards me.
[Look, Kaito-san. I told you earlier,didnāt I? This personās whole thought process is for the good of their country and to make their country betterā¦ā¦ Thereās no way that someone like that would make risky choices to antagonize Kaito-san.]
[ā¦ā¦Errr.]
[That is to say, they set up those people acting covertly earlier āwith the intention of being found outā from the start. Putting aside if theyāre around when we just entered that reception room, thereās no reason for them to be sneaking around back in the gates if itās really as they said.]
[ā¦ā¦Huh?]
Seriously, what does that mean?
""
Did he put those people in place under the assumption that we would find them from the start? What the heck was it for anyway?
[Itās just my guessā¦ā¦ but His Majesty, the Emperor themself wanted to treat Kaito-san as a guest of honor from the beginning, to treat you courteously, and also, to create an image for the nation that they should never be at odds with you, right?]
[ā¦ā¦Yeah, butā¦ā¦]
[There were some people who werenāt convincedā¦ā¦ right?]
[Thatās right.]
Aliceās words seemed to be true, as Chris-san nodded with a serious expression on her face.
[Well, even though this is His Majesty, the Emperorās nation, that doesnāt mean that this nation is monolithic. From the perspective of His Majesty, the Emperor, who has met Kaito-san and knows Underworld King-sama, Kaito-san isnāt someone to be taken lightlyā¦ā¦ but among those idiotic nobles, there might be some of them thinking that āJust because he got talked to by the affectionate Underworld King-sama, this impertinent youngster is becoming arrogantā.]
[ā¦ā¦You could seriously see everything huh.]
[Well, I could see things to a certain extent. And then, His Majesty, the Emperor wanted to restrain those nobles from acting stupidly, making them think that Kaito-san wasnāt someone they should antagonize, surpressing them from moving. Thatās why that image earlier was necessary?]
[That image?]
[ā¦ā¦Me bowing to Miyama-sama and asking for your forgiveness. I have placed many servants in the reception room to facilitate the spread of rumorsā¦ā¦ All I need to do is to add a few words to the rumor and it will spread to the world that āThe Foolish Emperor trying to plot against Miyama-sama was discovered by him, making him bend down on the ground and beg for forgivenessā. That would reduce the number of people with foolish ideas and make it easier to keep them in check, and it would also make it easier for me to stand on Miyama-samaās side and express my opinion.]
Adding to Aliceās words, Chris-san nonchalantly spoke about his plan as if it were someone elseās business. Seeing Chris-san like that, Alice let out a big sigh before she spoke again.
[ā¦ā¦Thatās why I donāt like this personā¦ā¦ Depending on how things went, they were even āgoing to get themself killedā.]
[What!?]
[ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦]
Even though Alice words were quite shocking, Chris-san only smiled and didnāt deny it at all.
[If I didnāt see through the covert movements they prepared, in the situation that plan they had didnāt workā¦ā¦ They would have harmed Kaito-san on their own and show the country the folly of antagonizing you by having them, the Emperor, killed by the Underworld King-sama, Death King-sama, or anyone around you, right?]
[ā¦ā¦Yes, itās in the best interest for the Archlesia Empire to build a friendly relationship with Miyama-sama without antagonizing himā¦ā¦ And Iām willing to give up my life to accomplish that. No matter what Alice-sama says, I am a tool for my country. The national interest is far more important than my life.]
[ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦.]
A chill ran down my spine.
Serious eyes and a tone of voice that held no hesitationā¦ā¦ Heās serious. Chris-san is serious, and heās willing to easily give his life if he thinks itās necessary for the sake of his country.
[See, itās just as I said, right? Heās this kind of personā¦ā¦ A doll that works for his country.]
[Those words were a compliment to me instead. Iāve been thinking of about five ways to convince the fools around meā¦ā¦ Thanks to Alice-samaās work earlier, I think Iāll be able to easily hold them down. Once again, thank you.]
[Ahh~~ yes, yes.]
""
[ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦.]
What can I say, I was unintentionally overwhelmed.
He was prepared to sacrifice everything for his country, and his will remained unshakeable even if his life was at stakeā¦ā¦ Is this the burden carried by a kingā¦ā¦?
As I was thinking that, Chris-san looks at me and slightly smiles, then he bows his head again.
[However, this is just something I want to say, not as the Emperor, but as a personā¦ā¦ Iām sorry for using Miyama-sama to control our domestic affairs. Please allow me to apologize once again.]
[Ah, no, thatāsā¦ā¦]
[Whatever atonement I can do, I will do it. Please consider my honest affirmations of all my intentions as my own form of sincerity. Therefore, I urge you to continue to be friendly to the Archlesia Empire.]
[I- I understand.]
Seeing Chris-sanās resolve as an Emperor, I couldnāt say anything else. We should be almost the same age, but I wonder if itās because of our different environments that allowed him to have such mature thoughts and actionsā¦ā¦
[Now then, letās stop with the stiff conversation. Miyama-sama, Iāll have a room ready for you, so please stay the night todayā¦ā¦ Ah, please donāt worry. Iām not plotting any other strange schemes anymore.]
[Ah, no, but that would worry Lilia-sanā¦ā¦]
[Iāll send a hummingbird to Albert Duchy.]
[You donāt have to hold back, Kaito-san. Now, we could also have a fancy breakfaāā Ouch!?]
[You are too obedient to follow your desires.]
Mhmm, how should I say this⦠Itās like Iām completely following along Chris-sanās pace, as he decided to have us extend our stay and stay the night here. Then, Chris-san tells us that he still has some work left to do, so after excusing himself and getting up from his seat and was about to head towards the doorā¦ā¦ Though he approached my direction first, and quietly whispered.
[ā¦ā¦Thereās something Iād like to talk to you about personally laterā¦ā¦ No, thereās some information I need you to hear. Please come to my room later.]
[ā¦ā¦Understood.]
After quietly saying that, he began heading for the door again. And when Chris-san reached the door, Alice opened her mouth.
[Ahh~~ His Majesty, the Emperor, do you have a moment?]
[What is it, Alice-sama?]
[This time, I decided that it would be more beneficial to Kaito-san if I went along with your intentions, so I cooperated with youā¦ā¦ But Iām not on your side, Iām on Kaito-sanās side. In the future, if you try to use Kaito-san for the sake of your countryās interestā¦ā¦ Please be prepared for that.]
[ā¦ā¦Iāll keep that in mind.]
After briefly replying to the words Alice told him, Chris-san left the room. How should I say thisā¦ā¦ In the end, it almost feels like I was running around Chris-sanās palm. Having a definite determination to carry his country behind his shoulders, he would even use himself as a pawn in his own chessboardā¦ā¦ It seems that him being called as the Wise Emperor isnāt just for show.
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[Milady, His Majesty, the Emperor Chris of the Archlesia Empire sent a hummingbird!]
[ā¦ā¦Huh?]
[According to what I heard, Miyama-sama is spending the night at his royal castleā¦ā¦ He wants you to rest assured that he will be treated with the utmost courtesy as his state guestā¦ā¦]
[ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦]
Hearing the words Lunamaria said, Lilia stiffened with a stunned expression on her face. Thereupon, after being silent for a while, her hands and mouth trembles as her voice that seems to resonate from the pits of hell resounded.
[ā¦ā¦Luna.]
[Y- Yes.]
[ā¦ā¦Explain to meā¦ā¦ What the heck happenedā¦ā¦ For Kaito-san, who just went out this morning, to suddenly become the state guest of the Archlesia Empireā¦ā¦?]
[ā¦ā¦I- I donāt knowā¦ā¦]
[Aaaaaaahhhhhhh! Geeeeeeeezzzz!!! Why doesnāt that man just go out like a normal person and come back without anything happening!? Seriously, what the heckās happening!?]
Holding her head in her hands, tears appeared in her eyes as Lilia raised a sorrowful cry.
[ā¦ā¦Luna, wineā¦ā¦ Bring me some wine.]
[Huh? Errrā¦ā¦]
[DO YOU THINK I CAN KEEP MY HEAD STRAIGHT IN THIS SITUATION WITHOUT DRINKING!? KAITO-SANā¦ā¦ YOU IDIIIIIOOOOOOOTTTTT!!!]
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Staying overnight at the royal castle, after taking a bath in the spacious and luxurious bathroomā¦ā¦ I was shown to a room so large that it seemed like it really was for state guests. In addition to everything being luxurious, there is a system where an exclusive maid would wait in front of the room to support you. Naturally, the female Alice is in a separate room, and apparently, Bell has been courteously given foodā¦ā¦ not, in fact, it seems that she originally slapped away the knight who came to take care of her, so I had to go there and tell her to listen to them.
And then, after spending some time in the room that was too large for me, I was called out by Chris-san earlier, so I asked the maid to show me to his room and we headed to Chris-sanās room. When we arrived at the room at the far end of the large royal castle, the maid bowed and left, leaving me somewhat nervous as I knocked on his door.
[Chris-san, itās Miyama.]
[Ah, Miyama-sama, Iām sorry Iām nowā¦ā¦ Ah, no, please come in.]
[Unnn?]
I thought there was something out of place with the she spoke just now, but I soon heard a click and the sound of a lock opening, and even though Iām feeling a little doubtful, I opened the door. And when I entered, as I thought, there was Chris-san insideā¦ā¦. but I didnāt expect to be in this kind of situation.
[ā¦ā¦Wha!? Eh?]
[Iām sorry, Miyama-sama. Iām still āgetting dressedā right now, so please have a seat over there.]
Chris-san, who was inside the room, with her beautiful skin as white as white porcelain jar exposed, was in the middle of working on the elegant cloth that was covering her breasts. It was such a sensational scene that made me almost stop thinking, and although it was no good, my gaze still went to her modest bulges. Wait, stop right there!? Putting that asideā¦ā¦
[W- Whaā¦ā¦ wait, eh? Y- Youāre a woman!?]
[ā¦ā¦Oya?]
Hearing the words I said, Chris-san had an astonished expression on his⦠her face for a moment, before she puts her hand to her chin, as if sheās thinking about somethingā¦ā¦ No, please put that aside for now and get dressed already. With that movement of hers, my thoughts finally came back to normal, and I hurriedly left the room.
[Iām sorry!?]
I hurriedly left and closed the door, my breathing turned faster. My head is filled with images of Chrisās body that I saw earlier, and I honestly canāt calm down. I donāt know whatās a good way to say to herā¦ā¦ Anyway, I need to apologize to Chris-san, no wait a sec, okay? It was often written in light novels, that the protagonist forgets to knock or check if thereās a person inside, and when it happens, itās called āLucky Pervertāā¦ā¦ However, I knocked earlier, didnāt I? Yeah, Iām pretty sure I knocked, and I should have heard Chris-san say it was okay to come in before I came into her room. So, how the heck did I get into this situation?
[Miyama-sama.]
[Y- Yes!?]
[Iām already finished dressing, so please come in.]
[Ah, y- yes.]
Responding to the voice I heard again, my back unconsciously straightened, and after taking a few deep breaths, I went inside again. Chris-san was wearing a simple dress instead of the luxurious outfit befitting an emperor like the one I had just seen her wearing, and the change in her clothing made her look quite different. With the short haircut and her gender-neutral face, the first time we met, I had misunderstood because she was wearing a manās suit, but now that I see her like this, she completely looks like a woman.
Looking back, Chris-san never said he was a man, and Alice said they were the third child of the former emperor, but never did she refer to Chris-san as a male, nor did she say she was a prince.
[Chris-san, Iām really sorry about what happened before.]
[Eh? Ahh, I donāt mindā¦ā¦ Rather, Iām the one who said itās alright to enter, according to my ācalculationsāā¦ā¦]
[ā¦ā¦Calculations?]
[Yes, it may have been a coincidence that Miyama-sama came just as I was changing clothesā¦ā¦ but I thought that if Miyama-sama gives in to his lust, offering my body and earning your affection, we could build a beneficial relationship from now onā¦ā¦ However, it seems that it was a mistake since you didnāt consider me as a woman right from the start.]
[ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦..]
Thatās scary!? She just laid down a honey trap like that in that instant!? I- Itās like she really thinks sheās just a tool to make her country betterā¦ā¦ How should I say this, I really canāt let my guard down around her.
[As I thought, with my seedy body, you canāt see me that way huh?]
[N- Noā¦ā¦ Errr, it may not be credible for me to say this since I misunderstood that youāre a man in the first place, but I think Chris-san is a very beautiful person.]
[Thank you. As long as Miyama-sama tells good things about my country to the Six Kings, I donāt mind if you do anything with my body, you know?]
[ā¦ā¦ N- No, I would have to refuse.]
[I was rejected huh, what a shame.]
Chris-san who had a wry smile on her face as she said that looks really beautifulā¦ā¦ but I felt like everything was in the palm of her hands, and it was quite uncomfortable. Anyway, itās bad to continue with this kind of conversation, mainly because itās too bad for my sense of reasoning, so Iāll quickly change the subject.
[S- Speaking of which, you said you wanted to talk to me about somethingā¦ā¦]
[Thatās right. Letās save my seduction to Miyama-sama for another time, and head straight to the real issue.]
[Iād appreciate it if we do that.]
[Fufufu.]
Yep, Chris-san is a frightening person, not in the sense of power, but in a different meaning. How should I say thisā¦. I feel a sense of dread that if Iām not careful, I wonāt be able to escape her grasp before I know it. After giving a charming smile that seems to draw me in, Chris-sanās expression changes to a serious one and she speaks.
[ā¦ā¦The matter I would like to share with you, Miyama-samaā¦ā¦ is that information about Miyama-sama has been spreading lately.]
[Eh? Information about me?]
[Yes, though I say that, it isnāt very detailed, and you may as well call it as your name being spoken in rumorsā¦ā¦ But it was spreading how thereās an otherworlder favored by the Underworld King-sama, Death King-sama and World King-sama.]
[ā¦ā¦That is⦠It isnāt like I have become a little famous because of my victory in the Sacred Tree Festival or anything like that?]
Judging from Chris-sanās facial expression though, I could see that it wasnāt the case.
I feel like the conversation turned a little ominous.
[Itās just my personal opinion, but itās probably not about that. Itās too early for the participants of the Sacred Tree Festival to have spread word about your achievements, and the information about you also isnāt specific enough for them to be the ones spreading it.]
[ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦]
[I donāt have any proof of this. However, I too, have lived through a whirlwind of schemes when I was still inexperienced. Thatās why, my intuition is telling meā¦ā¦ The spread of your information is ācontrivedāā¦ā¦]
[Does that meanā¦ā¦ that there might be someone out there who is deliberately spreading my information?]
[Yesā¦ā¦ I donāt know their purpose, and itās a mystery how they spread your information so widely and quicklyā¦ā¦ but one thing I can say is that the value of Miyama-samaās existence is becoming known to those in this world.]
Chris-san told me quickly with a serious expression on her face. Someone is spreading information about me to the world? What was that for? I donāt know, and if even the smart Chris-san doesnāt know, then there may be no way I can figure it out.
[Itās really only rumors at the moment. However, as time goes onā¦ā¦ There might be people who will start thinking stupid things. Please be very careful.]
[ā¦ā¦Yes.]
After seeing me nod my head even as Iām feeling uncomfortable about it, Chris-san breaks her serious expression with a smile.
[If itās something I can do, Iāll cooperate as much as possible, and Iāll probably be able to suppress some of the information that was spreading within the country, while trying to find out the source. Ahh, if youāre fed up with the Symphonia Kingdom, youāre welcome to stay here. I will welcome you with all my heart, and I will pledge to protect you with my life, Miyama-sama.]
[ā¦ā¦Thatās also within your calculations, right?]
[Of course. Would you like to get married? Fortunately, Iām still unmarriedā¦ā¦ That way, there wonāt be too many people who would dare mess with Miyama-sama.]
[I would have to refuse.]
[Oya, I got rejected again. What a shame.]
I really canāt let my guard down around this person, but I guess thatās probably why sheās the Emperor. However, at least she seems to have genuine feelings of concern for meā¦ā¦ even if that concern may also be under her concern. On one hand, I feel like Chris-san is more favorable towards me compared to when I first met her, but on the other hand, I also feel a sense of danger that I canāt let my guard down around her even for a secondā¦ā¦ Well, this thought of mine might be something Chris-san had already anticipated thoughā¦ā¦
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The next day, I woke up feeling my body being slightly shaken.
[ā¦ā¦Unnn?]
[Miyama-sama, good morning.]
[Uwāā- Mnghhh!?]
When I opened my eyes in a daze, I found myself in a dimly lit roomā¦ā¦ and an unexpected Chris-san looking directly into my face. I was about to scream in surprise, when Chris-san suddenly covered my mouth with her hand.
[Please, be quietā¦ā¦ My apologies for waking you up. Thereās some extremely important business I need to talk with you about, so wonāt you come with me?]
[ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦..]
For a moment, I thought that this was just like yesterdayās honey trap, but Chris-sanās expression was serious, and she really seemed to have something important to do. When I nodded, Chris-san whispered āIāll wait for you outside the room, so please wear something you can wear outsideā, before going out of the room.
Turning on the light by touching the Illumination Magic Circle by my bedside, I checked my pocket watch to see that it was 5 oāclockā¦ā¦ It was really early in the morning. I was confused by the fact that the Emperor of a country was coming to visit me at this hour, but I just dressed up and met up with Chris-san outside the kitchen.
As the cool morning breeze caressed my cheeks, the scenery drifted further andĀ further backwards.
[C- Chris-san? W- Where in the world are we going?]
[We will not be going very far. That aside, please hold on to me tightly. It will be a disaster if youāre thrown off the horse.]
[E- Even if you thatā¦ā¦]
I was currently riding a big black horse out of the capital with Chris-san. This was my first time riding a horse, but I didnāt have the composure to enjoy it. Chris-san and I were riding on a single horse that was rocking more than expected. Moreover, Iāve got my hands around Chris-sanās waist, trying to keep myself from getting shaken off the horse.
Was this scent perfume? A nice scent drifted with the wind, I could feel softness and warmth from the hands around Chris-sanās waist. It made me very conscious of the fact that Chris-san was a woman, and I, who wasnāt used to being around women, felt extremely nervous.
[Thereās a hill up ahead that has a nice view. Letās go there.]
[Ah, yesā¦ā¦]
[I know you had a lot of thoughts in mind, but Iāll tell you about it when we get there.]
Rather than me having a lot of thoughts in mind, it feels more like Iām completely clueless about whatās going on. However, Chris-san seemed to be very serious about this matter, so I didnāt interject.
As we rode like that for a little while, Chris-san and I arrived at a small hill. When I got off the horse with Chris-sanās help and looked over the cityscape of the capital of the Archlesia Empire from the hill, Chris-san took off the reins of her horse a few distance away and came closer to me. The horse seems to have been well trained, as it didnāt run off anywhere even after Chris-san let it off its reins.
[What do you think of the Archlesia Empireās cityscape?]
[ā¦ā¦Itās amazing. It looks so elegant that it feels a little overwhelming.]
[Fufufu. As an Emperor, your words are more of a blessing than we deserve.]
Compared to the Symphonia Kingdom, the Archlesia Empire has less greenery, and its cityscape has a more rugged impression. However, I feel that the streets lined with tall buildings had a different quality from the Symphonia Kingdom. After a few moments of not-so-uncomfortable silence and feeling the pleasant breeze atop the hill, Chris-san turned to me and spoke with a serious expression on her face.
[ā¦ā¦Now then, letās get down to business.]
[ā¦ā¦Yes.]
As expected, even I could tell that Chris-san didnāt bring me here just to show me this view. When she talks of business, I suppose that means what weāre going to talk about from now on would be the reason why she brought me out here this early in the morning.
Thereupon, Chris-san moved her gaze around us for some reason, as if she was cautious of our surroundings, and told me in a hushed voice.
[ā¦ā¦Remember last night when we talked about the rumors about Miyama-sama?]
[Y- Yes.]
[I said then that I didnāt know who was spreading the rumors and by what means they were doing this, didnāt I?]
[ā¦ā¦Yes.]
[I apologize, that was a ālieā.]
[ā¦ā¦Eh?]
If I were to understand what her words meant, that means Chris-san knows who spread the rumors about meā¦ā¦ No, it may just be conjectures, but she at least has someone in mind. But if thatās the case, why didnāt she just tell me that yesterday? Was it something that requires us to move to a deserted place to talk this early in the morning? As if to answer my question, Chris-san spoke in a grave tone of voice.
[I donāt have any hard evidence, but Iām almost sure that itās them. Thatās also the reason why I couldnāt say anything at that moment. I donāt know who may be listening, and even if I knew, theyāre someone I couldnāt do anything againstā¦ā¦]
[Someone you couldnāt do anything against? Eh? But Chris-san is the Emperorā¦ā¦]
[ā¦ā¦The status of Emperor has no meaning before āthat personā. Iāve also lived in the swirling world of conspiracy right nowā¦ā¦ Not only have I tread upon the world brimming in light, Iāve also had some understanding about that side of the world, wrapped within the darkness. Thatās why, I could tell. Iāll ānever be able to matchā against that person. To me, that person is the most terrifying in the world.]
[ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦..]
Emperor Chris-san, who is an excellent strategist that makes her known as the Wise Emperor, says that she is absolutely no match against this personā¦ā¦ I wonder why? Iām starting to feel uneasy. Itās as if Iām standing before darkness, unable to see anything, but I feel like someone is staring back at meā¦ā¦
[ā¦ā¦āPhantasmal King, No Face-samaāā¦ā¦]
[ ! ? ]
When I heard the name she quietly spoke, I was shocked, but I also somewhat understood. No, I just had a slight hunch that perhaps, that being was related to all of this matters.
[Phantasmal King-sama has an overwhelming number of followersā¦ā¦ So to speak, sheās this worldās āhidden rulerā. If itās Phantasmal King-sama, it wouldnāt have been difficult for them to spread information, even when blurring out the details, in just a few days.]
[ā¦ā¦I donāt reallyā¦ā¦ know much about this Phantasmal King-samaā¦ā¦ but is she really that frightening of a person?]
Besides Chris-san, Iāve heard about the Phantasmal King from three other people: Chronois-san, Lillywood-san, and Kuro.
Chronois-san said that ātheyāre a boisterous and irritating fellow that she couldnāt understandāā¦ā¦
Lillywood-san warned me that ātheyāre a cold-hearted person who mercilessly disposes of those who bring harm to the worldāā¦ā¦
Kuro said that āthey may have a dry sense of humor, it would be alright since theyāre an understanding personāā¦ā¦
And now, Chris-san is telling me that the Phantasmal King is the hidden ruler of this world, and the most terrifying being of all.
The Phantasmal King is a person who had different impressions depending on who said it, making it difficult for me to imagine her personality. Itās as if her very existence is like a fog, uncertain and elusive. Thatās why I wanted to hear more about the Phantasmal King from Chris-sanās point of view. Hearing my words, Chris-san nodded deeply once before she started calmly speaking.
[Phantasmal King-sama has the largest number of subordinates among the Six Kings, and itās said the number of subordinates they have āexceeds a billionā.]
[A billion!?]
An outrageous story suddenly popped out of nowhere. I donāt know the exact population of this world, so I donāt fully understand how great that number could beā¦ā¦ but if that were to be compared with Earth, that would mean 10% of the worldās population is their subordinateā¦ā¦
[Their vast number of subordinates are scattered all over the world, hiding in all places. Thatās exactly why thereās no place in this world that Phantasmal King-sama couldnāt reachā¦ā¦ Even Archlesiaās Imperial Castle probably has several of their subordinates lurking within it.]
[H- How should I say thisā¦ā¦ Thatās quite outrageous, doesnāt it?]
[Yes, and this is exactly what could be described as Phantasmal King-samaās most terrifying power.]
[That means?]
[People in power are more likely to know in their hearts how terrifying Phantasmal King-sama is. The instant one makes an enemy of Phantasmal King-sama, the trusted advisors you relied upon, the friends with whom you spoke honestly, the lover or wife you exchanged love withā¦ā¦ āmight suddenly cut off your headā. Phantasmal King-sama is a being authoritative enough to do just that.]
When I heard those words, I finally understood how terrifying the Phantasmal KingĀ was. Phantasmal Kingās subordinates look around every corner. The weight of those words is exactly why sheās called the worldās hidden rulerā¦ā¦
They have all the information at their disposal, donāt do anything flashy and work in the shadows. I see, so thatās why Chris-san brought me to a deserted place like thisā¦ā¦
[As for why did Phantasmal King-sama spread those rumors about Miyama-sama, that is something I do not know. However, they arenāt the type of person to move without reasonā¦ā¦ They must have some aim in mind. I ask you this again, please be careful. If thereās anything I can do, Iāll do my best to help.]
[ā¦ā¦Yes. Thank you very much.]
Will the Phantasmal King appear in front of me someday? What will I be able to do when that happens? The being known as the Phantasmal King, lurking unseen, and someone I do not know if theyāre a friend or foeā¦ā¦ Thinking about this didnāt bring any answers to my mind though, only making me feel as if my anxiety was growing.
[ā¦ā¦By the way, Miyama-sama, thereās just one more thing, if you donāt mind?]
[Ah, yes.]
[Iām probably worrying unnecessarily butā¦ā¦ I think āyou shouldnāt get too close to Alice-samaā.]
[ā¦ā¦Eh? W- What do you mean?]
I didnāt immediately understand why Alice was brought up here. Alice is my dear friend. She may be an idiot in a lot of ways, but sheās fun to talk to and kind enough to care about me. I donāt know what she thinks of meā¦ā¦ but I consider her my close friend. And now, Chris-san is asking me to not get too close to such an Alice? Why is she telling me thatā¦ā¦
[Sheās definitely āa person from the other sideā. That demeanor, that bloodlustā¦ā¦ I donāt know if sheās a spy or an assassin, but her hands were definitely stained with blood countless of times. Itās impossible for a human to have that sense of intimidation without a lot of experience. I think sheās a dangerous being.]
[ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦.]
[ā¦ā¦I think sheās not someone you should get involved withā¦ā¦]
Hearing the words Chris-san told me, her serious expression looking at me, I silently looked back at her for a moment before responding.
[ā¦ā¦Chris-san. I understand that Chris-san is thinking of me, and thatās why you said those things to me. Iām grateful for it. But even if thatās so, please allow me to tell you this. Please donāt say bad things about my dear friend.]
I know Chris-san doesnāt intend to speak ill of Alice. Sheās really only being mindful of me. Itās just, unnn. I donāt really like it. How should I say thisā¦ā¦ Hearing someone telling bad things about Aliceā¦ā¦ is something I dislike.
[I certainly donāt know much about Alice. She most probably has things sheās hiding from me. However, I donāt think Alice is a bad person.]
When I first met her, I honestly thought she was a creepy fellow, and I even felt that I didnāt want to get involved with her. However, that thought naturally disappeared after meeting her a few times. Regardless of how our first meeting started, for me, Alice is now my irreplaceable friend. Sheās really idiotic, gets carried away, and is a troubling personā¦ā¦ but sheās fun to be with, teaches me all kinds of things, occasionally cares about meā¦ā¦ and often laughs together with me.
[Itās true that Alice probably has another side to her that I donāt know about. But I believe thatā¦ā¦ Alice isnāt a bad person at heart.]
[ā¦ā¦She may betray you someday.]
[I donāt mind. I like Alice and I want to be with her, and I believe in her because I want to believe in her. Even if she were to betray me, itās definitely because Alice had her own circumstances. Thatās why, I wonāt regret it.]
Yes. Even if Alice were to betray me someday, I wonāt regret it. At least, I donāt think Alice would betray me for no reason at all. Thatās why, even if she had betrayed me, it should have been for a reason that Alice couldnāt give upā¦ā¦ and that is something that couldnāt be helped. Well, of course itās best if she doesnāt betray me.
[ā¦ā¦I see. It seems I truly was worrying unnecessarily. My apologies.]
[No, itās just, Iām glad that youāre concerned about me in so many ways.]
[Please donāt worry about itā¦ā¦ This is also for my own self-interest that āby caring after Miyama-sama like this, with Miyama-samaās personality, you wonāt let this go unnoticedā.]
[A- Ahahaā¦ā¦]
This woman really is scary! I feel like before I knew it, Iām dancing in the palm of her hands.
[Now then, how about we go back? We have breakfast prepared for you.]
[Ah, yes. Ummm, Chris-san.]
[What is it?]
[Thank you very much.]
[ā¦ā¦No, please donāt worry about it.]
Iām sure she was being honest about her actions being for her self-interest, but I donāt think thatās all there is to it. When I thanked her, Chris-san looked baffled for a moment. A few moments later though, she smiled not with the graceful one a noble would have, but with a soft, natural smile.
Returning back to the castle, when I went to the dining room to have breakfast, what awaited me was Alice, who seemed to be sulking.
[Geez, where did you go, Kaito-san?]
[Ah, no, I woke up a little early, so I went for a walkā¦ā¦]
Thereās no way I could tell her about the things Chris-san went to the trouble of telling me in private, so I gave her a suitably evasive response.
[You shouldāve invited meā¦ā¦ Do you know how I felt when I went to invite Kaito-san over for breakfast, and you werenāt there? Even when I declared āIāll be guarding Kaito-sanā with such a cool expression on my face, I lost sight of you after a nightās sleepā¦ā¦ Iām a complete buffoon. A transcendentally beautiful clown!]
Putting aside her brazen self-assessment for the moment, I didnāt expect Alice to be up earlyā¦ā¦ Have I caused her to worry?
[I was so worried about Kaito-san that I couldnāt even finish my breakfastā¦ā¦ Ah, seconds please! And a lot of those eggs!]
[No, youāve been making a pile of dishes even before I arrivedā¦ā¦]
[Please donāt worry. I could still go for ā12 more platesā!]
[ā¦ā¦Where the heck are you stuffing all that food inside that bodyā¦ā¦]
It was also the case with last nightās dinner, but Alice really eats an absurd amount of food. Itās at least several dozen times more than I doā¦ā¦ With such a petite body, I wonder how she can eat so much food?
[Please donāt look down on me! At my level, āthe food I eat is converted into magic power as soon as it entersā, allowing me to continue eating indefinitely!]
[What the heck is with that useless super technique!?]
An ability to convert the food she eats into magic power. I understand that itās a great technique, but if I were to be asked if I feel envious about it, Iām not so sure what to say. Looking at Alice carrying all those extravagant meals to her without a single reservation, I spoke with a wry smile on my face.
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[Speaking of which, Alice.]
[Unnn? Whatās up?]
[Even though we came all the way to the capital of Archlesia Empire, all weāve done is go to the Monster Race, so why donāt we go sightseeing before we head back?]
[Ohhh, that sounds great! In the Archlesia Empire, thereās fine cuisine that Symphonia Kingdom doesnāt haveā¦ā¦ Please treat me!]
When I suggested it, Alice agreed with a bright smile on her face. She did add some unnecessary wordsā¦ā¦
[ā¦ā¦You made a lot of money yesterday, didnāt you?]
[Food eaten with other peopleās money is the tastiest!]
[You really have quite a good personality, arenāt youā¦ā¦]
However, as I thoughtā¦ā¦ Unnn. I donāt think sheās a bad person. The time I spent with Alice really is kinda fun. If only Alice thinks of me as a friend, just as I consider her as oneā¦ā¦ I would be happy.
[Kaito-san? Whatās the matter?]
[Ah, noā¦ā¦ Youāve been eating too much. Donāt you know the word ārestrainā?]
[Me no understanding otherworld languaāāā Ouch!?]
Good grief, she really is one troubling fellowā¦ā¦
After finishing breakfast, I asked Chri-san to look after Bell, while Alice and I went sightseeing in the capital cityā¦ā¦
[Fumu, I seeā¦ā¦ Seconds please.]
[You ate all that food, and now youāre eating again?]
[No, no, Kaito-san. Food is vital for humans, you know? Look, isnāt it said that a humanās necessities consist of āclothing, food, food, and foodā?]
[No one does! Heck, where the heck did the 'shelterā go!? Also, thereās too much food!]
Looking at Alice as she puffed out her small chest while holding what looked like meat skewers, trying to make a strong argument, I felt a slight desire to strangle her. No, I mean, those skewers, they were definitely bought with my money.
[Please think about it. Going to different places and eating the food over there, isnāt that the best part of traveling?]
[I donāt know where you got that idea fromā¦ā¦ but if you want to say things like that, buy it with your own money.]
[I see, I understand Kaito-sanās point. Mhmm, that should be the local specialtyā¦ā¦ Kaito-san! Letās go to that stall next! Please buy some for me!]
[You hecking understood nothing!]
Lining up on a stall is fine and all that, but canāt this idiot cut all the ruckus out and restrain herself? Is that impossible? Guess itās impossible huhā¦ā¦
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[Excuse me! Iād like three of each kind please!]
[Youāre getting too excitedāāā- Hey, oi! The heck is that in your right hand!? Isnāt that my wallet!? Since when did you have that!?]
[Oya? How mysterious. Itās just suddenly in my handāāāā Migyaaahhh!?]
I was really surprised back then, but I will not be negligent anymore. Well, this is probably just one of her usual jokes, and Iām sure she brought it out in a way that I could see it in her hand butā¦ā¦
[Skewers confiscated!]
[Ahhh!? My meat!]
Confiscating the meat skewers from the hand of Alice, who was getting carried away, I brought it to my mouth. Ahh, this is delicious. Were these charcoal grilled? They smell really good.
[Thatās cruel, Kaito-san! Thatās too much! Even though I was saving them for lastā¦ā¦]
[W- Well, there are still plenty of other food stalls here.]
[I can eat as much as I want huh!? Thank you very much!]
[ā¦ā¦I didnāt say that.]
Itās just my hunch, but I think Alice is more excited than usual. How should I say thisā¦ā¦ I donāt know if she was in a good mood or not, but her excitement has gone up, and so has her annoyingness. Well, even so, itās strange that I canāt hate her at all. Or perhaps, I may have just been thinking that this isnāt bad at all.
[Kaito-san, come on! Please hurry up!]
[Itās not like the stalls would run away, you know?]
[No, no, please think about it carefully. If you have a situation where 50 servings worth of food and another where you have 100 servings worth of food, youāll be to eat more in the latter situation!]
[ā¦ā¦No, people normally donāt eat that much food. Rather, Iām not going to treat you with that ridiculous amount of food.]
[Whoa there, for me to have found a wild Kaito-sanās wallet on the roadside!?]
[Huh? Hey, you! Wait right there, Alice!]
That b*stard, she pickpocketed me undetected. This is just a wasteful use of her abilities. Hearing my words though, Alice just gave me a teasing smile, before scampering towards a food stall. The fact that sheās moving at a speed that I can see means that sheās properly holding herself back.
[Iām not an idiot who waits just because she gets told to~~]
[Ahh, the restaurant over there looked like theyāre selling tasty stuff.]
[Seriously!? That shop isā¦ā¦ ahh.]
[It seems like youāre an idiot who returns when youāre called huhā¦ā¦]
Iām sure her being caught in my trap was also part of Aliceās joke.
ā¦ā¦That said, whether or not Iād forgive her is another matter.
[M- My ears!? Ouuuuuuuch! Wait! Please wait, Kaito-san! Ears arenāt designed to be pulled like that! Look, itās the cute Alice-chan, you know? Can you be a bit gentlerāāā- Why are you pulling even stronger!? Stop! Youāll tear my ear off!]
[ā¦..Good grief.]
Well, this fellow really is annoying. Unnn, thatās right. Iām angry right now. Thatās why, there isnāt a smile or anything like that on my face, and I donāt think of this frolicking idiot as cute.
After the scolding is over there, I suppose it would be alright if I treat her to something tastyā¦ā¦