The 6th Day of the Earth month. Sitting in a spacious and luxurious horse-drawn carriageā¦ā¦ I moved my gaze away from the window and called out to the person in front of me.
[ā¦ā¦Ummmā¦ā¦ Why did I get abducted when I should be carefreely eating breakfast now, Chronois-san?]
[ā¦ā¦Iām sorry about that. It took a lot of work to arrange, so I didnāt get to tell you beforehand.]
[ā¦ā¦Huhhā¦]
Yes, I was currently being transported in a carriage by Chronois-san, who appeared out of the blue just before breakfast. It was a sudden turn of events, but as soon as Chronois-san arrived, she said āSorry! I donāt have much time. Donāt ask anything and just follow me.ā while bowing with a sad expression on her face, so I wasnāt able to refuse.
[ā¦ā¦W- Well, thatās fine butā¦ā¦ Where is this carriage heading?]
[To the God Realm.]
[ā¦ā¦Ehh?]
[By Shallow Vernal-samaās will, we are inviting you to the God Realm.]
[ā¦ā¦Huh?]
Shiro-san invited me to the God Realm? Why did this happen now? Unnn, I donāt really know the reason whyā¦ā¦ but judging from how tired Chronois-san is, this was probably a sudden decision.
[I- I see. I can now understand whyā¦ā¦ By the way, Chronois-sanā¦ā¦ Why do you look worn out?]
[ā¦ā¦Shallow Vernal-sama decreed that we invite you as soon as possibleā¦ā¦ Iāve been rushing around to complete various formalities soā¦ā¦]
[I- Iām sorry about that.]
When I asked Chronois-san, who looked exhausted, she seemed to be struggling with Shiro-sanās absurdness as usualā¦ā¦ This person really is too troubled. I mean, the other party is that Shiro-san, you know? Sheās the kind of airhead that doesnāt think that a jab for her would be a combo of uppercuts and a missile launcher for us. However, she just said various formalitiesā¦ā¦ Even when going to the Demon Realm, you would need a permit that would take a week to issue, so the God Realm might not be a place you can just go and visit immediately.
[Great jobā¦ā¦ Or rather, I guess you would need lots of procedures to go to the God Realm huh?]
[It isnāt that difficult to get to the ālower levelā. You just need to apply to the temple and get a permit to visit. However, itās the āupper levelā that Miyama is going to this timeā¦ā¦]
[Lower level? Upper level?]
[Fumuā¦ā¦ You are aware about the shape of the lands of the God Realm, right?]
[Yesā¦ā¦ Itās in the shape of a circle with an empty center, isnāt it? I saw it on the map.]
I remembered that the God Realm was a donut-shaped land, and was quite small compared to the Demon Realm and God Realm. After hearing my words, Chronois-san nodded once before lightly explaining to me.
[Umu, thatās rightā¦ā¦ Itās just that, it might be difficult to see on the map, but the God Realm is divided into āthreeā areas.]
[Three?]
[Yeah, wait a moment, Iāll get a map.]
Saying that, Chronois-san takes out the same map that Lilia-san showed me before and holds it out to me. Taking it and looking at the map again, which I hadnāt really looked at so closely before, I saw that the circular earth did indeed seem to be three overlapping circles of different sizes, and I could see a slight gap in between each circle.
[First, the outermost land is called the lower level, where the lower-ranked Gods, their subordinates, and the priests who serve the temple liveā¦ā¦ As for that place, Humans and Demons can freely visit it as long as they have a permit.]
[ā¦ā¦Fumufumu.]
[And the lands within itā¦ā¦ the difference in elevation will be hard to see on the map, but thereās the second layer of the God Realm, the āmiddle levelā, which is placed in lands higher when viewed from the lower levelā¦ā¦ This is mainly the home of high-ranking Gods, and only people, with at least the rank and credibility of a King ofĀ the Human Realm, were allowed to enter here.]
Apparently, the God Realm is supposed to be like a mountain, and the closer the area was in the middle of the map, the higher the ground is. And then, the middle level is basically inaccessible, unless youāre in the same class as kingsā¦ā¦ What about the remaining upper level then?
[ā¦ā¦And in the place closest to the center, there is the lands called the āupper levelā. This is a place that no one but the Supreme Gods and our subordinates are allowed to enter, and among the Humans, youāre the second person to visit the lands after the First Heroā¦ā¦ You should be able to see how abnormal the situation is.]
[ā¦ā¦I guess that would be because Shiro-san lives there huh?]
[You are correct, though youāre slightly mistaken about something. Shallow Vernal-sama lives on an island in the center of the God Realm, which isnāt shown on the mapā¦ā¦ Itās an island floating in the skies called āSanctuaryā. In that place, even I will not be able to enter without Shallow Vernal-samaās permission.]
[ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦]
Arehh? Thatās weirdā¦ā¦ I can tell from her tone that it must be an amazing place. A place that even the Supreme God, Chronois-san, canāt enter without permissionā¦ā¦ making it literally the hardest place in the world to visit. However, an island floating in the skies? Isnāt thatā¦ā¦ the place where I first got my blessing from Shiro-san?
(Thatās right.)
Ah, I knew it. So, why did you have to go through all these troublesome matters? Couldnāt you just teleport me just like you did the first time you gave me your blessing?
(ā¦ā¦Now that you mention it, youāre right.)
Oi, you there, airhead goddessā¦ā¦ You just simply didnāt think about it!? Chronois-san looked like she would collapse from exhaustion here, you know!?
(Well then, I will now teleport youā¦ā¦)
Stop right there!!! Donāt let all the work Chronois-san did come to nothing! I will properly visit you there under Chronois-sanās lead, so please just wait there.
(On one condition.)
ā¦ā¦And why are you demanding me a condition for that? Oi, why? Are you that free? I havenāt completely cleared my doubts but, I know all these questions would just be useless to Shiro-sanā¦ā¦ For the time being, let me hear what that condition is.
(Iāve prepared an onsen, so please take a bath in it together with me.)
ā¦ā¦The heck is this person talking about? Onsen? Did she just say onsen? Do onsens exist in the God Realm?
(I made them exist.)
Shiro-san, what the heck are you really doing!? Are you really that free!? Ratherā¦ā¦ Could it be, the reason why I was suddenly abducted this morningā¦ā¦ was so that you could take a bath in that onsen together with me?)
(Indeed.)
There are many things I want to say, like Chronois-san being too pitifulā¦ā¦ but why did you suddenly come up with such a thing?
(I helped Kaito-san in that incident with Kuro.)
Eh? Ah, yes. Youāre right. Thank you very much for that time. ā¦ā¦and how is that related to the current situation?
(I had helped Kaito-san back then. Thus, just as you did towards that maid, shouldnāt you be thanking me for my help?)
ā¦ā¦I see, it makes me feel complicated when you say it like that butā¦ā¦ Would I be able to express my gratitude to Shiro-san by going to the onsen with you?
(Yes. Until now, Iāve been losing the initiative to Kuro.)
Unnn?
(Kuro got to go on a date with you first, Kuro got to give you a lap pillow firstā¦ā¦ Only Kuro is unfair. Thatās why, weāll do something Kuro hasnāt done yet.)
ā¦ā¦I have a lot to say about that, but for the time being, Iāll say thisā¦ā¦ Canāt we do something else instead?
(We canāt.)
I mean, look, if itās something I havenāt done with Kuro, there should be something else we could do!
(We canāt.)
A- Ahh, thatās right! If itās bathing together with someone, Iāve already done it with Isis-sanā¦ā¦
(Since itās not done with Kuro, I donāt have a problem with it.)
ā¦ā¦I know itās a little late to ask this, but do I have the right to veto this?
(You donāt.)
She seriously went and said it. She seriously went and said I donāt have the right to veto!? M- Mngghhhā¦ā¦ This is very troubling. Bathing with Shiro-san, who has really magnificent proportions and is an immensely beautiful womanā¦ā¦ Iām not confident that I can seriously suppress my reasoning.
To make matters worse, Shiro-san can read my mind. Iām afraid that she would be able to see that I was desperately trying to endure it, and move to crush my reasoning. But wellā¦ā¦ Unfortunately, I donāt have the option to veto. And most of all, I owe her for helping me, and since Chronois-san had already fetched me, I have no choice but to agreeā¦ā¦ This is too unreasonable.
(Does Kaito-sanā¦ā¦ hate taking a bath on an onsen with me?)
I think that way of asking is too unfair. Thereās still no inflection in her voice, but the damage is still too d*mn high. Alrightā¦ā¦ Iāll go with you. I just have to take a bath with you, right!?
(Thank you. Then, Iām looking forward to seeing your arrival.)
Hmmm, Iām not really sureā¦ā¦ if itās because of the lack of inflection in her voice or not, but itās hard for me to understand her intentions, and since my Sympathy Magic isnāt effective, I canāt understand what sheās thinking.
[Have you finished talking to Shallow Vernal-sama?]
[Y- Yes, wellā¦ā¦ You seeā¦ā¦]
Chronois-san, who seems to have been quiet because she noticed I was talking to Shiro-san, calls out to me, and I slowly tell Chronois-san about the conversation I just had with Shiro-san.
I spoke ambiguously about the beginning of my conversation with Shiro-san, so that Chronois-sanās hard work wouldnāt have been in vain butā¦ā¦ For some reason, Chronois-sanās eyes lost more light than before, and turned into the eyes of a dead fish.
[ā¦ā¦I seeā¦ā¦]
[U- Ummm, Chronois-san? Is something the matter?]
I thought she would respond with āI will not allow such immorality!ā butā¦ā¦ She looks like she just gave up on everythingā¦ā¦
[ā¦ā¦Miyamaā¦ā¦ laterā¦ā¦ When you get to Shallow Vernal-samaās island, please treat me as if Iām not thereā¦ā¦ Please donāt remember me at allā¦ā¦]
[ā¦ā¦Huh? Errrā¦ā¦ Yes.]
For some reason, Chronois-san had eyes that looked like a dead fishāāāā but I think thatās most probably Shiro-sanās fault.
Brought by Chronois-san to visit the God Realmā¦ā¦ I didnāt notice when I came before, but thereās a building behind the temple where we were blessed, and it seems that thereās a gate inside it that leads you to the God Realm. The God Realmā¦ā¦ just as itās called, itās literally the place where the Gods live, an absolute vertical society where Shiro-san stands at the top. I wonder what kind of place the God Realm is? Hmmm, I imagined it would be as if the lands are on top of the clouds butā¦ā¦ since the Demon Realm was kind of similar to the Human Realm, so I guess I shouldnāt be surprised if it was normalā¦ā¦
[ā¦ā¦Whaā¦ā¦ Eh?]
[This is the God Realm, our home.]
[W- Weāre aboveā¦ā¦ the skies!?]
[Ahh, Iām sorry. I guess I forgot to mention itā¦ā¦ The entire lands of the God Realm āexists in the airāā¦ā¦ but it doesnāt shake because the lands we walk were created by Shallow Vernal-samaās power.]
Passing through the gate, the scene in front of meā¦ā¦ feels straight out of fantasy. Large and small lands are connected to each other by beautifully decorated bridges, and underneath the bridges, I can see the blue skyā¦ā¦ A- Amazing.
[The small islands you see are all gates that lead to various parts of the Human Realm and Demon Realm. This area dotted with floating islands is a place we called the āDivine Gatesā.]
[ā¦ā¦Whoaa, how should I say this⦠I feel overwhelmed and speechlessā¦ā¦ Itās a really fantastic sight.]
[Itās good that you like it. Well then, letās get movingā¦ā¦ Though I say that, it will take longer if the human you were to move on foot, so I will carry you.]
[Eh? Ah, yes.]
[I could take you to the upper levels in just a single breath butā¦ā¦ Since itās your first time here in the God Realm, Iāll show you around. Donāt worry, Iāve been given permission by Shallow Vernal-sama.]
[Yes. Iāll be in your care!]
[Umu.]
Chronois-san nodded and lightly flicked her finger, and after multiple golden rings of magical power floated around my body, my body began floating. Chronois-sanās body was also surrounded by the same light, and in the next moment, we began moving at a fairly fast speed. Though I said that, we arenāt moving at a speed that makes the landscape quickly pass by our eyes, just a little faster than a car.
[First of all, this is the lower level I described earlier. Look over there, you can see the land floating in the distance over there, right? Thatās the middle level.]
[Indeedā¦ā¦ With your explanation earlier, I had the impression that the entire God Realm was like a big mountain, but itās actually a smaller circle of earth floating around huh.]
[Umuā¦ā¦ To ascend to the middle level, if youāre not a high-ranking God, you can use the gate in the lower levelās central city. Well, itās rarely used in the first place.]
Listening to Chronois-sanās explanation as we moved, when I moved my gaze, I certainly saw something like the earth floating quite high above where we are now. Hmmm, the God Realm really is amazingā¦ā¦ Just looking at it for a moment, it makes me feel like Iām really in a fantasy world. It isnāt just the floating earth, but thereās also the fountains in the sky and the strange trees whose balance is against the laws of physicsā¦ā¦ Just looking at them really wonāt make me bored.
[As I recallā¦ā¦ Unless youāre among the ranks of the Kings of various countries, didnāt you say we wouldnāt be able to enter?]
[Yeah, to be precise, itās those whose trust from the God Realm is above a certain standardā¦ā¦ Beside the kings, those who have received the āTrue Blessingsā rather than the āProvisional Blessingā may also enter.]
[P- Provisional Blessing? True Blessing?]
[Unnn? What, you donāt know about them?]
[Yes. Iām sorry for my lack of knowledge.]
Another unfamiliar term came up, so I askedā¦ā¦ And apparently, seeing Chronois-sanās response, it seems to be common knowledgeā¦ā¦
Seeing me reflexively apologize, Chronois-sanās tense expresion broken, and kindly smiling, she shook her head.
[No, donāt worry about it. Thinking about it, it isnāt surprising that you, an otherworlder, wouldnāt know about it. I lack considerationā¦ā¦ I apologize.]
[N- No!?]
[Let me briefly explain. Usually, provisional blessings are the ones that the Human nobles receive every year. We also sometimes call them informal blessings.]
[Informalā¦ā¦ If I remember correctly, isnāt that what you granted to Lilia-sanā¦ā¦]
Hearing the word āinformalā, it reminded me of how Chronois-san said āThis might be informal.āĀ when she blessed Lilia-san in front of the temple before.
[Umu. As you have guessed, the one I performed on Lilia is a Provisional Blessing. These blessings can be simply granted to others, but the effect isnāt very strong and lasts only for a yearā¦ā¦ Therefore, the Humans receive their blessings every year.]
[I seeā¦ā¦ What about the True Blessings?]
[As for the True Blessingsā¦ā¦ Theyāre āBlessings that are done by the Godās nameā. Unlike the Provisional Blessings, this blessing remains in effect as long as the God who blessed said person lives, and its effects are on a different league.]
In short, the True Blessings are superior to the usual Blessings, which normally expire in a year, and are said to be permanent.
When she saw me nodding my head in acknowledgement, Chronois-sanās expression changed to a serious one as she continued.
[Granting her True Blessing is the greatest act of trust for the Godsā¦ā¦ thatās because, the recipient of this Blessing is a being blessed by the God who has blessed said person, and they were allowed to 'speak in the name of the Godā.]
[Speak in the name of the God?]
[ā¦ā¦Umu, for example, Miyama. You have received Shallow Vernal-samaās True Blessing, right? You should have been permitted to use Shallow Vernal-samaās name at that time.]
[ā¦ā¦Eh?]
Did she mention that to me? No, I donāt think she didā¦ā¦
(I forgot. I give you permission to speak in my name.)
You forgot!? Isnāt that a bit too irresponsibleā¦ā¦
W- Well, Shiro-san doesnāt seem to have blessed anyone before, so I guess I couldnāt blame her huh?
[ā¦ā¦Whatās the matter?]
[Ah, noā¦ā¦ Errr, Iāve just been approved.]
[Unnn? I- I seeā¦ā¦ Anyway, being allowed to speak in Shallow Vernal-samaās nameā¦.. means that you already have her authority.]
[ā¦ā¦Eh? W- What does in the world does that meanā¦ā¦]
I donāt really know what she meant when she said I could speak in the name of Godā¦ā¦ But is it that? That āIn the name of God!ā shout they do in movies?
[If you make a statement in the name of Shallow Vernal-samaās nameā¦ā¦ Itās also equivalent to Shallow Vernal-sama speaking those words herself. The act of disagreeing with that statement, in other words, is seen as an act of pointing their blade to Shallow Vernal-samaā¦ā¦ and is the most foolish act anyone could do in the world.]
[ā¦ā¦E- Eeeehhhhā¦ā¦]
[Thatās not all. If you use Shallow Vernal-samaās name to give orders, every Gods will obey your words. You can say that you have absolute command authority over the Gods.]
[ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦]
The heck is that, thatās scaryā¦ā¦ I- In short, when someone speaks in the name of God, that means that their statement is equivalent to when the God herself speaks of the same thingā¦ā¦ Thatās especially the case when it comes to Shiro-san, who is undoubtedly the top of the world. You could say that the power of her words is in a whole different league.
ā¦ā¦Itās decided then, letās go seal this tight.
[Incidentally, itās a serious crime for anyone who hasnāt received the True Blessing to speak in the name of said God. The God of Life would give her judgment to such sinners.]
[ā¦ā¦I- I see.]
Thanks to Chronois-sanās explanation, and I can also somewhat understand why the Gods donāt call each other by name. For the Gods, their names are for performing the True Blessing, and that would also mean their names hold definite powerā¦ā¦ To make sure that no one abuses it, they are making sure that their names arenāt well-known. And the one who supervises this informationā¦ā¦ the information that Alice of the Six Kings gathers, is Life-san.
[Thank you. I clearly understand now.]
[I seeā¦ā¦ I know this is unnecessary, but let me remind you that the authority you have been given is powerful. Donāt abuse itā¦ā¦ Well, itās you weāre talking about anyway. I know that you wouldnāt do that.]
Chronois-san gently smiled at me as she said that, looking like a true Goddessā¦ā¦ Seeing the gap between her current appearance and her usual cool look, I felt my face heat up a bit. Just as we continued moving, as if she suddenly remembered something, Chronois-san spoke.
[ā¦ā¦While weāre at it, Iād like to thank you again. Miyama, I thank you from the bottom of my heart for going on a date with Shallow Vernal-sama before. Shallow Vernal-sama seemed to be enjoying herself very much. Seeing her joy makes me more than happy.]
[N- No, that isā¦ā¦]
[Howeverā¦ā¦ What you saw at that timeā¦ā¦ Forget about that.]
[ā¦ā¦What I saw at that time?]
After thanking me in regards to my previous date with Shiro-san, she told me to forget about something, but I canāt think of what sheās talking about right away. Thereupon, Chronois-san looked troubled for some reason, and then, as she averted her gaze, she softly muttered.
[ā¦ā¦L- Like I said, thatā¦ā¦ m- myā¦ā¦ i- immoral appearance beforeā¦ā¦]
[ā¦ā¦Are you talking about when you were in a swimsuit?]
[ā¦ā¦Yeahā¦ā¦ I know! Youāre probably going to say it doesnāt look good on me!!! I am aware of that much. Laugh all you want, but forget it!!!]
Desperately telling me that with a blush on her faceā¦ā¦ I donāt know if I should say I expected it or not, but it seems like Chronois-san cares about the fact that she was forced into a swimsuit at that time. She certainly was acting strangely at that time, and she also adamantly refused to stand within my range of visionā¦ā¦
[No, itās not like I would laugh thoughā¦ā¦ Or rather, didnāt it look good on you?]
[Whaa!? Y- You!!! Youāre making fun of me like that again!!!]
[N- No, Iām not making fun of youā¦ā¦ It really looked good on you. Chronois-san looked slender and beautiful soā¦ā¦]
[Wha!? Whaā¦ā¦ Whaaā¦ā¦]
Hearing my words, Chronois-san opened and closed her mouth just like a fish on land, and her face was growing redder and redder. And after a little while, she drew closer to me with more vigor than before.
[S- S- S- Stop messing around!!! T- Telling me such cajoleryā¦ā¦ W- W- What are you planning!? Youāre immoral!!!]
[N- No, Iām not planning anythingā¦ā¦ I was just saying my real thoughts. I think Chronois-san is an incredibly beautiful woman.]
[ā¦ā¦I- I wonāt be deceivedā¦ā¦ H- How many times did you think I have been told I look like a manā¦ā¦]
Isnāt that mainly what Fate-san said? Fate-sanās face, holding a peace sign, popped out of my mind just now. H- Hmmm. I guess Chronois-san isnāt used to being treated like a woman huhā¦ā¦ Itās quite unusual for her to lose her bearings about matters other than Shiro-san.
[Hmmm. I donāt really know what other people think, and I also donāt think my standards are absolute butā¦ā¦ I think Chronois-san is a beautiful woman.]
[ ~ ~ ~ ~ ! ? ! ? ]
When I told her that, Chronois-sanās mouth opened and closed again, and she looked down, the redness of her face reaching her ears. Unnn, such thoughts may have been rather deep-rooted in her mindā¦ā¦ so letās not say anything more. As I think about this, I returned my gaze to the sceneries of the God Realm, I heard a whisper.
[ā¦ā¦Iāll give youā¦ā¦ my thanks.]
[Eh? Ah, yes.]
After that, Chronois-san fell silent once again, but after she glanced at me for a moment, with a somewhat warm expression on her face, she chuckled. After a while, Chronois-san returned to how she usually acts, and as she showed me around the God Realmāā- we headed towards the upper levels of the God Realm.
My first visit to the God Realm welcomed me with a very refreshing sight. The lower level reminds of a city in the Human Realm, with huge flowers that are several meters high and a lake floating in the sky. The middle level was like a residential area for nobles, lined with beautiful white buildings with trees that resembled the light trees I had seen before, and the entire city seemed to be enveloped in a faint light. Then, higher than these two lands, the cluster of lands that is the highest area in the God Realm aside from Shiro-sanās Sanctuaryā¦ā¦ we reached the upper levels. The upper level is a green carpet of grass that is spread across the open grass, and even though it should be noon, there are multiple layers of light in the sky that look like shooting stars, giving the place a sense of solemnity.
And at the end of my gazeā¦ā¦ At the edge of the donut-shaped earth, closest to the Sanctuary, which can be seen even higher up in the sky, three huge temples are arranged around the Sanctuary. Each one is as large as a castle, and Iām saying that even though weāre a considerable distance from them to know how large they really are. Then, at Chronois-sanās suggestion, we decided to check out Fate-san and Life-sanās temples before going to Shiro-sanās home, and so, we headed towards Fate-sanās temple, which is the closest one to where we currently are. It seems that it is true that only the Supreme Gods and their subordinates are allowed to enter this place, as the large space felt incredibly quiet and the other Gods that I had seen on the lower and middle levels couldnāt be seen at all.
Once inside Fate-sanās temple, we were met with a wide corridor that let alone me, even Megiddo-san could move through with room to spare, giving the atmosphere that this place is certainly where a pinnacle God lives. Well, I doubt Magnawell-san is able to move around hereā¦ā¦ Thatās just because Magnawell-sanās size is abnormal, and in the first place, a house that he can get into couldnāt be called a house anymore, it would just be a gigantic⦠errrā¦ā¦ something.
Going down the long, quiet hallway, we stand in front of a huge door. The door was so big that I didnāt feel like I could open it at all butā¦ā¦ Chronois-san doesnāt seem to be particularly bothered by it and just knocks on the door.
[God of Fate, are you there?]
[ā¦ā¦Hmm? God of Time and Space? What is it nowā¦ā¦]
When Chronois-san called out to the door, the huge door slowly opened and Fate-san languidly spoke, showing herself. Her purple hair was ruffled and was springing out all over the place, and the priestās robe that sheās wearing looked wrinkled upā¦ā¦ Inside the room, which looked as wide as a sports ground from what I could see, there are a large amount of cushions spread out all over the place just like those ball pits back in my world, and it seems like you can lie down just about anywhere.
ā¦ā¦How should I say this⦠Isnāt this a formation filled with uselessness with no opening at all? Are you really that lazyā¦ā¦
Iāve known from the moment we met in the Human Realm that she was a lazy personā¦ā¦ but it seems that what she was wearing when she came to the Human Realm is her, already trying to dress up. W- Well, how should I say thisā¦ā¦ I should have known that Fate-san is like this, but for me to still be surprisedā¦ā¦ Rubbing her half-opened eyes, Fate-san drowsily spoke.
However, when those half-opened eyes widened when they caught sight of me, Fate-san stiffened with a shocked look on her face. After she dumbfoundedly stared at my face for a while, she began sweating profusely.
[ā¦ā¦Errrā¦ā¦ Are youā¦ā¦ Could it beā¦ā¦ Kai-chan?]
[Ah, yes. Errr, itās been a while.]
[ā¦ā¦Sorry, please wait here.]
[Eh?]
As soon as she said that, Fate-san closed the door after telling me to wait. Eh? Wait here, how long do I have to wait here? As I was thinking about that, the door opened again just after a few seconds passed, and Fate-san appeared.
[Yaa, welcome, Kai-chan! To my temple!]
[Wha!? E- Ehhhh!?]
Fate-san, who appeared again, had radically changed from earlier. Her beautiful hair that seems to shimmer and shine, her pure white priestās robe that doesnāt have a single wrinkle in itā¦ā¦ The overly stuffed room, which I donāt know if thereās any place I can step on, was now dust-free, and the floors and walls were polished like mirrors.
[Now, now, come in, come in, Iāll have some tea prepared for you.]
[ā¦ā¦Errr, compared to earlierā¦ā¦ Isnāt that quite the drastic change?]
[Ahaha, what are you talking about, Kai-chan? Iām a āclean freakā, so thatās why my room is like this. I just woke up earlierā¦ā¦ so I ended up showing you my embarrassing side.]
You just woke upā¦ā¦ No, thatās not what Iām talking about here though!? Your room! Iām talking about your room!!! Isnāt your room just screaming out laziness earlier!? It was literally a sea of cushions though!? Eh? What happened in the last five seconds!?
[ā¦ā¦If you could do that, you could have just done it on a regular basis.]
[Geez, even the God of Time and Space is being mischievous too~~ Iām the always serious and energetic Fate-chan, you know!?]
[ā¦ā¦I want to ask you one thing. Why do you look so lively right now?]
Unnn, even I can tell that Fate-san isnāt always like this. I mean, I was even beginning to doubt if the person Iām talking with now is really Fate-san. It feels like sheās trying to be obviously serious. What is this? This slightly unpleasant feelingā¦ā¦
It seems that uneasiness hit right on mark, as when Fate-san heard what Chronois-san said, she loudly declared.
[Thatās obviously so that I could win Kai-chanās heart!!!]
[ā¦ā¦Oiiiiā¦ā¦ Fate-saaannn.]
[Well~~ I visited you multiple times but you havenāt reacted well at all, so I was thinking that Kai-chan was actually homoā¦ā¦]
[Oi, stop right there, useless goddess.]
What the heck is this person saying now!!!? Who the heck is homo!? Iām asking you!!! However, as expected of Fate-san, she magnificently ignored the shout of my heart and continued speaking.
[However, I heard from Shall-tan that Kai-chan had become lovers with the Underworld King!!! Then, doesnāt that mean I also have a chance!!!? I can also do it!!!]
[ā¦ā¦What the heckā¦ā¦]
[If the Underworld King is OK as a love interest, then that would mean someone small-statured like me is A-OK!!! Then, I donāt have any choice but to go attack!!! Iām aiming for my dream sponger lifestyle!!! I will be the God of NEETs!!!]
[ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦.]
[ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦.]
Ahh, sheās still the same old Fate-sanā¦ā¦ When she said her wish of becoming the āGod of NEETsā, I can feel an irredeemable uselessness from her. Chronois-san seems to be completely dumbfounded too, putting her fingers to her temples and her cheek seemed to be twitching.
[And so, Kai-chan! For now, how about we start with a ākissā!!!?]
[ā¦ā¦No, even if you say it like youāre just going to have beer for now in some izakayaā¦ā¦ I refuse.]
(T/N: Fate said ātoriaezu/for nowā, and Kaito referenced ātoriaezu nama/Iāll have a beer for nowā)
[Ehhh~~ Isnāt it fine, itās just a contact with our lips. If you do it now, Iāll even let you get the option of feeling my breasts!!!]
[ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦.]
Looking at Fate-san who is closing in on me, I backed away, somehow feeling a sense of dejavu.
Unfortunately, Chronois-san still hasnāt recovered from her confusion yet. Fate-san began walking up to me with bloodshot eyes, and there were even some drool slightly dripping down her mouth.
[Itās alright, it will be alrightā¦ā¦ Itās just something like a light greetingā¦ā¦ Just a quick smackā¦ā¦]
[Please wait, Fate-san!]
As Iām pulling away with all my might from Fate-san, who is approaching me like a starving, petite predator, Alice suddenly appears, looking somewhat flustered.
[Eh? Arehh? Shall-tan? Whatās wrong?]
[ā¦ā¦Please withdraw now!!! Y- Youāre going to die!?]
[Eh? What in the world are youāā Hahh!?]
Almost at the same time Fate-san tilted her head at Aliceās flustered-sounding words, the entire room was enveloped in a āblack fogā. Fate-san seems to have immediately understood what that black fog was, and as her face began turning pale, she began sweating like a waterfall as golden eyes appeared in mid-air, glaring at Fate-san.
[ā¦ā¦Thisā¦ā¦ This is amazingā¦ā¦ Iā¦ā¦ I have never felt like this beforeā¦ā¦ I havenāt felt death this closeā¦ā¦ N- No way~~ I- I- I- Itās just skinshipā¦ā¦ you know?]
[Fate-san! Apologize!!! Quickly!!!]
[I- Iām sorrāā]
Before Fate-san could completely say her apology, she was swallowed up by the black fog, and her scream seemed to rip through the air immediately afterwards.
[Gyyaaaaahhhhhhhh!? St- Stoooooppppp!? Youāll tear me to pieces!? Youāll seriously to piieeecccceeeeessss!?]
[ā¦ā¦S- She was too late huhā¦ā¦]
[Higyyaaahhhhh!? Iāll be crushed, Iāll be cruuuussshhheeeddd!?]
[ā¦ā¦Farewell, my soul friendā¦ā¦ Iāll never forget how gallant you are.]
[Wait, donāt kill me off justāā- migyaaaaahhhhh!? I understand that I did a bit thing, alrriiiiigggghhttt!? Wait, arehh? My wounds are healingā¦ā¦ Ginnyyyaaaahhhh!? Y- Youāre doing this agaaaaiiinnnn!? S- Stoooooppppp!?]
Fate-san stayed being consumed by the black fog, and her screams rang out for a while in the room.
Kuro, who came to stop Fate-sanās rampageā¦ā¦ and beat her up, leaving after making Fate-san look like aĀ rag, and Alice disappeared as well. Fate-san, who looked like she was tragically torn apart, was lying on her stomach in front of Chronois-san and I.
[ā¦ā¦Iām sorry I was born.]
[ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦..]
Sheās already in tattersā¦ā¦ Well, since itās Fate-san, I bet she will become lively againā¦ā¦ Thereupon, Chronois-san looks at Fate-san and lets out a sigh before turning to me.
[Now then, letās head to God of Lifeās temple next.]
[ā¦ā¦Waitā¦ā¦ God of Time and Space? You have no reaction? Ignoring me when Iām in this state?]
[Unnn? Just go do your job.]
[Wait right there! Iām coming with you!!!]
Hearing Chronois-san amazedly tell her that, Fate-san quickly gets up and declaresā¦ā¦ She became lively really quickly huh.
[Itās not like we would need more people just to show him around.]
[Aaaahhhh!? Youāre just trying to get Kai-chan all to yourself, and when you see the chance, youāre planning to become his second lover!!!]
[Like heck thatās the case! You fool!!!]
[Anyway, Iām still coming with you! I wonāt do my job! Yes, itās already decided!!!]
[ā¦ā¦Youā¦ā¦]
Completely returning to her usual tune, Fate-san lightly shakes her finger and making a cushion out of nowhere. She then flutteringly follows me and Chronois-san. It seems that Chronois-san knows that persuasion is impossible when it comes to this kind of situation, as they have known each other for a long time, so she just lets out a big sigh again, her shoulders drooping down.
[ā¦ā¦However, you see that. The Underworld King is scaryā¦ā¦ She beat me up until Iām on the brink of dying, and after completely healing me, she beat me up againā¦ā¦ Sheās a demonā¦ā¦]
[How many times did she heal you?]
[ā¦ā¦48 timesā¦ā¦ Halfway through, I was beginning to think that she should just kill meā¦ā¦]
[You reap what you sow thoughā¦ā¦]
It seems that Kuro was quite angry, as she beat her so much that it feels more like torture. Well, she did say āThe next time you do this again, I wonāt forgive you.ā before, and for this case, Iām pretty sure that Fate-san just got what she deserves.
Well, Iām absolutely 100% sureā¦ā¦ that she wonāt learn from thisā¦ā¦
[Hey, Kai-chan. Console meā¦ā¦ Just a gentle hug is fine, okay~~?]
[Mnhh? Underworld King, youāre back?]
[Hyiiii!? W- W- Where!? Whereās the Underworld King!?]
Apparently, Fate-san is completely traumatized by Kuro, and she looks around with a pale look on her face when she hears Chronois-sanās lie.
[ā¦ā¦wait, I donāt see her at all though!?]
[Fumu, I could use thisā¦ā¦]
[God~~ of Time~~ and Space~~!
[Well, my bad. However, you should reflect a bit more.]
After leaving Fate-sanās temple, we came next to Life-sanās temple. The exterior appearance of the temple looked exactly the same as Fate-sanās temple, but once we went inside, beautiful flowers and trees that looked like ornamental plants were lined up on both sides of the wide corridor, and the gorgeous beauty of the place caught my attention. Come to think of it, I donāt think I have talked with Life-san much yetā¦ā¦ I met her once before, and from the way she greeted me, she seemed like a calm, capable woman.
[Hey, God of Time and Spaceā¦ā¦ She would be asleep anyway, so why did we even come visit here?]
[ā¦ā¦I know she would be, but we canāt just not visit her, right?]
She would be asleep anyway? What do they mean? Does that mean sheās sleeping around this time?
[Speaking of which, why did Kai-chan come to the God Realm? No, well, as far as Iām concerned, I really welcome it.]
[Errr, I was invited by Shiro-san.]
[Shallow Vernal-sama did? That means Kai-chan is going to the Sanctuary huhā¦ā¦ As expected of Kai-chan, thatās a great achievement. Hey, God of Time and Space, wouldnāt he be the first Human to enter?]
[Umuā¦ā¦ Or rather, other than ourselves, it would only be the Underworld King who entered that place.]
[As I thought~~ We mediated at that time with āHikarinā, so there havenāt been any Human who entered the Sanctuary before.]
It seems that Shiro-sanās Sanctuary really is a particularly sacred place in the Divine Realm, and no Human has ever entered it. Perhaps, when Fate-san said Hikarinā¦ā¦ I think she was talking about Neun-san, and it seems like even the First Hero, Neun-san, wasnāt able to enter the Sanctuary.
As we talked about this, we continued down the hallway and stood in front of a large door, and as we stood in front of it, Chronois-san knocked and called Life-sanās nameā¦ā¦ However, we received no response.
[ā¦ā¦For the time being, how about we go enter?]
[Right~~]
[Eh? Are you sure?]
[Unnn, sheās probably asleep anywayā¦ā¦]
Apparently, the both of them already expected the lack of response, and as they opened the door, we walked in. I was somewhat bewildered when I followed them, but when I entered, I saw a large room decorated with a variety of plants. In the middle of the calm, nature-oriented roomā¦ā¦ a familiar green-haired woman, Life-san, was comfortably standing in the middle of the roomā¦ā¦ but her eyes werenāt open.
[Oi, God of Life, we have a guest.]
[ā¦ā¦zzzā¦ā¦ zzzā¦ā¦.]
[ā¦ā¦Well, I knew it. I knew thereās no way that the God of Life would be awake.]
Eh? She was sleeping while standing like that? I donāt know if I should praise her or notā¦ā¦ but Life-san is quite skillful. As Chronois-san shook her body, there wasnāt any sign of Life-san waking up.
[ā¦ā¦It was fruitless huh.]
[I told you itās impossible, thereās no way the God of Life is going to easily wake up once she falls asleepā¦ā¦ Come on, letās go.]
[Ahh, then, Iāll just say my greetingsā¦ā¦]
Apparently, itās extremely difficult to wake Life-san up once sheās fallen asleep, as both Chronois-san and Fate-san shook their heads. But even so, since weāre here anyway, even though sheās sleeping, I think I should at least greet her, so I approached Life-san and spoke.
[Life-san, hello.]
When I spoke to her, not too loudly, but just at a normal volume, Life-san opened her beautiful lapis lazuli eyes and calmly smiled.
[Hello, Miyama-san.]
[ā¦ā¦What?]
[ā¦ā¦The God of Lifeā¦ā¦ woke up?]
Life-san easily woke up when I called out to her, making me wonder why theyāre having difficulty waking her up just now, but I heard Chronois-san and Fate-sanās surprised gasps. I didnāt think this was going to happen myself, so I canāt help but be speechlessā¦ā¦ But with a gentle smile on her face, Life-san continued.
[I see youāve come to visit the God Realm. My apologies, I was doing my daily āmeditationā, so I was late in noticing your calls.]
[Eh? Ah, yesā¦ā¦]
[ā¦ā¦Thatās one way of putting it.]
[ā¦ā¦Even though sheās just sleepingā¦ā¦]
Hearing Life-sanās words, Chronois-san and Fate-san said something that I felt Iāve heard somewhere before. However, Life-san doesnāt seem to be particularly bothered by them, and still had a gentle smile on her face.
[Itās a great honor to see you again. Thank you so much for fulfilling Shallow Vernal-samaās wishes the other day. As a member of the Gods, I thank you from the bottom of my heart.]
[N- No, that isā¦ā¦]
[ā¦ā¦Amazing. God of Time and Spaceā¦ā¦ The God of Life looks like a decent God.]
[ā¦ā¦She certainly looks like a different person, isnāt she?]
I also heard that kind of conversation before. It seems that Life-sanās current state is unbelievable to both of them.
[Miyama-san, if you have some time to spare, it may be simple, but do you mind having some tea with me?]
[E- Errrā¦ā¦ As much as Iād like to do that, Shiro-san has called me, so I canāt stay too longā¦ā¦]
[I see, youāre going to Shallow Vernal-samaās home huhā¦ā¦ Well then, if Miyama-san is fine with you, how about I also go with you?]
[ [ ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦..Eh? ] ]
""
When Life-san offered to accompany me just like Fate-san did, I heard Chronois-san and Fate-sanās voices from behind. When I glanced towards them, both of them looked dumbfounded, as if to say they had seen something unbelievable.
[ā¦ā¦God of Life, what brought that change of attitude? For you to leave your temple on your own accordā¦ā¦ Or rather, isnāt your attitude to Miyama different from the others?]
[What are you talking about? Miyama-san is the one who received Shallow Vernal-samaās blessing, right? Then, it is only natural that he should be treated with utmost courteousness as if weāre before Shallow Vernal-sama herself. It isnāt strange for me to accompany such an important guest in the God Realmā¦ā¦ So that I could respond in case of unforeseen circumstances.]
[Itās the first timeā¦ā¦ Iāve seen God of Time and Space get silenced by God of Life with a good argument before.]
What is this? Maybe itās because I donāt know Life-san on a regular basis butā¦ā¦ Doesnāt she have the impression that seems like a woman who would take matters into her own hands? The way Chronois-san and Fate-san spoke though, it seems like sheās different from usualā¦ā¦
Just as I was thinking about this, Chronois-san put her hand over her mouth with a serious expression and muttered something, then, she turned towards me.
[ā¦ā¦Miyamaā¦ā¦ As I thought, how about you go live here in the God Realm instead? I will provide you with food, clothing, shelter and a gold coin a day for your salaryā¦ā¦ All the work you need to do is just tell God of Fate and God of Life to ādo their jobsā once a day!]
[ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦.]
Seriously, how troubled is this person usually? Sheās even willing to pay a million yen just to hire meā¦ā¦ It seems that itās a really serious problem. I kind of felt like crying for her when I heard thatā¦ā¦
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The Sanctuaryā¦ā¦ The most sacred place in the God Realm.
It is a small floating island that exists in the highest position in the God Realm, and even the Supreme Gods canāt enter without Shiro-sanās permission. The Sanctuary where I was brought by Chronois-san, Fate-san, and Life-san was too beautiful and divine. The balance between the growing flowers, the wind, and the white stones here and thereā¦ā¦ it feels so exquisite that it even feels like a serious crime to destroy this scenery.
[ā¦ā¦Itās a beautiful place.]
[Of course. This is Shallow Vernal-samaās homeā¦ā¦ A place where most creatures in this world can not even hope to see.]
[The plants here have been influenced to some extent by Shallow Vernal-samaās magic power. Hence, they keep the landscape divine, beautiful and untainted.]
As we slowly walked, Chronois-san and Life-san briefly explained to me about some stuff when I reflexively expressed my awe. They say that this Sanctuary is beautiful because of the presence of the Absolute Being, Shiro-sanā¦ā¦
The atmosphere of the Sanctuary pushed me to move forward with a somewhat serious atmosphereā¦ā¦ through a place that could be described as a floating garden. I could see the posterior figure of the Goddess with glittering silver-white hair, in a position where the God Realm could be seen in full view. It isnāt something like in those paintings anymore, as her beauty is so breathtaking to behold.
As I approached, feeling somewhat nervous, Shiro-san slowly looked back at me.
[Hello, Kaito-san.]
[Hello, Shiro-san. Thank you for having me here today.]
[Noā¦ā¦ The God of Kaito-sanās world is quite the stubborn one, isnāt she?]
[ā¦ā¦Unnn?]
Whoa there, it sounds like she started saying something incomprehensible just as we metā¦ā¦ The God of my world? Stubborn? I had been asking this multiple times, but what the heck is this person talking about? Shiro-san, who naturally read my doubts, nodded once with a blank expression on her face.
[I guess itās natural that you would ask thatā¦ā¦ Well then, shall we move on?]
[ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦]
Unnn. I knew itā¦ā¦ I should have known, right? She really wonāt answer my question huh!?
[At this point, it isnāt really anything related to Kaito-san.]
[Does that mean it will be related to me later?]
[Yes.]
[Then, I would really be curious.]
[Iāll tell you when the time is right.]
[ā¦ā¦Huhh⦠I understand.]
Iām still not sure about what Shiro-san mentioned before, but well, it sounds like sheāll eventually tell me about itā¦ā¦ so there shouldnāt be any problemā¦ā¦ right? Anyway, I didnāt think Shiro-san would answer me even if I asked any more, so I nodded and moved on with the three Supreme Gods, following Shiro-sanā¦ā¦ Towards where weāre going, itās probably uncouth to question it. She did say she built an onsen, so perhapsā¦ā¦
[ā¦ā¦Shiro-san.]
[What is it?]
[Itās just that I have lots of things that I really want to tsukkomi nowā¦ā¦ But, first. What kind of tree are those over there?]
[Theyāre āmapleā and āginkgoā trees.]
[ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦.]
The place where Shiro-san led me to is already a stunning onsen, just as she said she would make it. The bathtub made of rocks lined up in a perfect balance, and the white, murky onsens gushed out from its sourceā¦ā¦ And then, thereās also the maple and ginkgo trees that have turned beautifully redā¦ā¦ As far as I know though, there are no maple or ginkgo trees in this world. There may be similar plants, but when I asked Shiro-san about it, she confirmed it herself, that they were maple and ginkgo trees.
[ā¦ā¦Could it be⦠You created them from reading my memory?]
[Yes.]
[ā¦..Whatās that thing over there that looks like a āShishi-odoshiā?]
[Itās a Shishi-odoshi.]
[ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦..]
(T/N: Shishi-odoshi, literally translated in english as beast scarer, is that thing made with bamboo that were made to frighten away animals.)
She even perfectly prepared a Shishi-odoshi⦠Even Chronois-san, who is behind me, is struggling to hold back a headache.
[ā¦ā¦Then, that thing over there that looks like an Onsen Inn?]
[Itās an Onsen Inn. Thereās also a ping-pong table inside.]
[ā¦ā¦And youā¦ā¦ created them too?]
[Yes.]
As I thought, this personās really absurd!? Didnāt you just completely turn this place to Japan!? You even stuck to details and made a ping-pong tableā¦ā¦ I donāt know if I should say that itās to be expected from Shiro-sanā¦ā¦
[Iām glad for the compliment.]
[ā¦ā¦Iām astounded.]
As I was stunned by Shiro-san, doing as she pleased again, Fate-san, who had been silent until now, approached Shiro-san while slightly raising her hand.
[Shallow Vernal-sama! May I ask you something?]
[You have permission to speak.]
[Hahh! What is Shallow Vernal-sama going to do with this rocky bathtub? I would be grateful if you could share it with me who lacks wisdom.]
ā¦ā¦Fate-san really changes in front of Shiro-san and seems to be a completely different person, speaking in a serious, or rather, a really lively manner. When she heard Fate-sanās words, she nodded once and spoke to them in her voice that held no intonation.
[I will be bathing together in it with Kaito-san. The God of Time and Space will also be joining us.]
[Eh? Chronois-san too?]
[ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦]
I had heard from Shiro-san beforehand that I was going to be bathing with herā¦ā¦ and although I completely didnāt agree, I had given up on the idea of refusing her. However, it was the first time I had heard that Chronois-san would be joining us, and when I quickly looked back at herā¦ā¦ Chronois-san was staring into the void, with an expression that looks like she had given up on everything.
[ā¦ā¦Shallow Vernal-samaās will take precedence over everything else.]
[ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦..]
Sheās too pitiableā¦ā¦
Honestly, even with just Shiro-san alone, Iām already expecting to be forced to fight an extreme battle, but if the slender beauty, Chronois-san, were to join usā¦ā¦ To be honest, I was filled with thoughts of evading this situation, but if Chronois-san somehow agrees to it, then it would be difficult for me to do that.
[I see, I understand. Shallow Vernal-samaā¦ā¦ if you were to allow me, would it be alright if I were to join you!?]
[Waitā¦ā¦ Fate-san?]
[I canāt pass up this opportunity! Kai-chan, Iāll remind you again that Iām fine even if you feel them!]
[ā¦ā¦No, thatās not what Iām talking aboutā¦ā¦]
Fate-san, who was down on one knee in front of Shiro-san, started saying she wants to go in too. Stop thatā¦ā¦ No, seriously, youāre going to bring my reasoning to dangerā¦ā¦ Fate-san is also a very cute person, but sheās terrifying since she can be forceful sometimes.
[I allow you to bathe with us.]
[Shiro-san!?]
[Hahh! Iām happy and grateful for your permission!]
However, as expected of the airhead Goddess, she doesnāt seem to understand about my inner conflicts and just gives Fate-san permission to take a bath with us. Chronois-san also seemed to have been listening to their conversation, as she spoke to Fate-san with a shocked look on her face.
[Wha!? God of Fate!?]
[Shallow Vernal-sama, if you were to allow it, I would also like to ask the same thing as God of Fate and request your permission to take a bath with youā¦ā¦]
[God of Life!?]
[I give you my permission.]
[Thank you very much.]
Eh? W- Wait a moment there? What the heck is going on here? Why the heck is Life-san going with us too? I can still understand if it was Fate-san. That person is always trying to make something established between usā¦ā¦ she would even try to reach out her hands at every opportunity she gets, but why is it that even Life-sanā¦ā¦
[God of Fate! God of Life! A- Are you two i- insane? Do the both of you have no sense of shame!!!?]
[Unnn? Of course I have. But Kai-chan is my future husband after all, so itās totally OK for me to be seen by Kai-chan.]
[My role as the Supreme God is to make sure that Shallow Vernal-sama and Miyama-san can enjoy their baths. Then, it is reasonable to bathe with them so that I can be close to them and assist them when needed.]
[ā¦ā¦Whaā¦ā¦ youā¦ā¦]
Seeing Fate-san and Life-san replying to her as if what they did was natural, Chronois-san twitched, looking stunned. How should I say thisā¦ā¦ Chronois-san really is too pitifulā¦ā¦ However, it isnāt like I can say that since Iām not a stranger to this matter either. To have a mixed bath along with the beautiful Supreme Gods, along with Shiro-san, who canĀ be said to be the symbol of beauty herselfā¦ā¦ I feel like my reasoning is already on its knees before the fight even starts.
[This is what they called āLucky Pervertā, right?]
[This isnāt āLuckyā at all if you made the situation yourself, you know!?]
I responded to Shiro-sanās airheaded remarks with a sigh, but Shiro-san only tilted her head with the same blank expression on her face.
[Is that so?]
[Why!? are you tilting your head!? Shiro-saaaaaannnnn!!!?]
Iām already starting to get dizzy before it even startsā¦ā¦ I mean, if I was able to endure this eventāā- wouldnāt that mean I achieved enlightenment?
Trialsā¦ā¦ It has been something that people have overcome since ancient times in order to grow. One theory is that these trials are given by God. Some say that God only gives us trials that we can overcomeā¦ā¦ but is that really true? At least Iām not at all confident that I can overcome the current ordeal given to me by God. Currently, I was looking at the white murky spring water, shuddering at the thought of the trials brought upon meā¦ā¦ was just a lie. Iām still a manā¦.. All I can think about in my head is their sexy figures Iām about to see on all sides.
Entering the onsens, the three Goddesses other than Chronois-sanā¦ā¦ Of all things to do, they started saying incomprehensible things about taking our clothes off together, since weāre going to the onsen together anyway, but I somehow managed to convince them otherwise. Having to choose between going ahead of them and waiting, or wait for them to change out of their clothes and enter the onsen laterā¦ā¦ I honestly donāt feel like walking in on them later, or rather, nine out of ten, Iād really like to run away from this place, so I just chose to go ahead and wait. I havenāt got into the bathtub yetā¦ā¦ because I felt like if I did, my head would quickly boil over and I would end up passing out.
However, well, Iām wondering why everyone is in such high-spiritsā¦ā¦ No, only Chronois-san, the only person with working conscience in their group, resisted to the end, but sadly, Chronois-san couldnāt say no if Shiro-san ordered her to, so she ended up agreeing to the mixed bath, even though she had a look on her face as if the world had ended.
ā¦ā¦Unnn. Chronois-sanās reaction is normal, right?
[ā¦ā¦Thank you for the wait.]
[ ! ? ! ? ]
As I was thinking about that, a familiar intonationless voice rang out and I could slightly hear footsteps. Aside from Chronois-san, the fact that I canāt even hear Fate-san and Life-sanās voices mean that the first person to come in really is Shiro-san. Thatās right, Iām confident that she would show up naked, throwing the stone that would sink the ship of my reasoningā¦ā¦ So since Chronois-san is on my side, she agreed to make sure that Chronois-san is wrapped in a towel. I wonder if my mind was slacking off or notā¦ā¦ but when I heard Shiro-sanās voice, I reflexively turned my headā¦ā¦ and tremendously regretted it.
[Wha!? Waiā Eh? S- Shiro-san?]
[Whatās the matter?]
[W- W- W- Whyā¦ā¦ t- the towelā¦ā¦]
[It was properly wrapped on my body though?]
[Why did you wrap it ājust around your hipsā!!!?]
Yes, Shiro-san appearedā¦ā¦ and she certainly had a towel wrapped around her, just as I asked herā¦ā¦ but it was wrapped as if she was a manā¦ā¦ And thanā because of this, Shiro-sanās rich, shapely bulges and the beautiful protrusion on her naked breasts made me swallow my saliva and blood instantly rose to my face.
Shiro-san always goes way beyond my expectationsā¦ā¦ and it seems that what I was thinking was still too naive. Or ratherā¦ā¦ A- As expected of Shiro-sanā¦ā¦ Sheās too beautiful. Even the expression ābeauty incarnateā is lukewarm, with a beautiful body and proportions that can be described as the golden ratioā¦ā¦ I- I should have looked away here, but my body doesnāt listen to me at all.
[Kaito-san seems to be happy looking at them though?]
[Please donāt read the strange areas of my mind!!! Anyway, hide them!!!]
[ā¦ā¦? I understand.]
Saying that Iām not happy seeing themā¦ā¦ would certainly be a lie. I mean, weāre talking about the half-naked of the immensely beautiful Shiro-sanā¦ā¦ And such an appearance is already burned into my brain in an instant. Shiro-san just tilted her curiosity, but following my words, she lightly waved her fingers. Thereupon, the towel grew larger and it firmly hid her breasts. T- That was closeā¦ā¦ She just entered the bath and nearly made my nose bleed in a matter of minutesā¦ā¦ Shiro-sanās scary.
Just as I exhaled out a sigh of relief, the door to the changing room adjacent to the hot spring immediately opened, revealing Fate-san and Life-san.
[Kai-chaaannn~~. Thank you for the wait~~]
[ ~ ~ ! ? ]
Fate-san did say before that her body might be petite, but she certainly has breastsā¦ā¦ And itās certainly as she says, as even though sheās small enough to be as tall as Kuro and Alice, but the breasts wrapped by the towel are quite largeā¦ā¦ I think she might be about as large as Hina-chan. Sheās certainly one of those people called as big-breasted lolisā¦.. Personally, I thought they were something created by the heretic minds of people, but when I saw someone like that in person, I felt my thoughts completely overturned, as the gap between her breasts and her height accentuated the immorality, and I felt like her destructive power was tremendous.
[ā¦ā¦Itās the first time Iāve heard of onsenā¦ā¦ but it certainly has quite the good atmosphere.]
[ ~ ~ ~ ~ ! ? ! ? ]
And Life-san isā¦ā¦ something that is difficult to describe in wordsā¦ā¦ as those things could already be considered as weapons. Along with Lillywood-sanās, her breasts may have been the largest Iāve seen so far, and even though they are hidden behind a towel, it feels as if they were reigning their overwhelming presence over the others, bouncing like itās about to spill out as she walk, completely drawing my eyes to her.
I- Iām nearing the end of my rope at this pointā¦ā¦ I felt like my head was about to overheatā¦ā¦
[Then, Iāll heal you.]
[Ehh?]
Announcing so with a wave of Shiro-sanās finger, the heat in my head, which was about to make me faint, quickly resided, and after I saw the clear appearance of Shiro-san and the others in my eyes, I felt my body heat rise again. And when I felt like I would overheat again, the heat disappearedā¦ā¦ but after a while, my face started to get hot again.
Eh? What is this? What the heck is this? The embarrassment I was feeling doesnāt go away at all, but my body is forcibly cooled down when Iām about to reach my limit! Isnāt this already tortureā¦ā¦ Sheās not even letting me escape by fainting!?
[Yes.]
Seriously, youāre actually not the Goddess, but a Demon, right? I shudder at the thought that she has the ability to crush every single one of my escape routes. Trying to brace myself for the ensuing trial, experiencing a sense of despair of my means of retreat being completely blockedā¦ā¦ but thatās when I noticed something.
[ā¦ā¦Ummm, whereās Chronois-san?]
[ā¦ā¦God of Time and Space~~ come over here already! Itās disrespectful to keep Shallow Vernal-sama waiting!]
[I- I- I- I knowā¦ā¦ I- I- Iām comingā¦ā¦]
When Fate-san called out to Chronois-san, a trembling voice could be heard from the changing room, and as if it was rehearsed, Chronois-san appeared. Different from the other three Goddesses, not having to anywhere to get caught up to and because she was that slender, if she lets go of her hand, it feels like the towel she wrapped her body in will fall off, and perhaps, because she is very tall, her appearance while sheās wrapped in her towel looked risqueā¦ā¦ I feel like I would be able to see it if she walked. Chronois-san was wrapped in a towel with her hands crossed in front of her chest, her face was already so red that itās as if she would faint from dizziness, and her body was trembling, as if sheās a newborn fawn. What is this feeling, hmmmā¦ā¦. Iām feeling very sorry for Chronois-san as she desperately tried enduring her embarrassment butā¦ā¦ Seeing her makes me feel soothed.
It may be partly because the other three are too open, but I couldnāt help but feel my heart skip a beat, seeing the embarrassment on her face that should have been a normal reaction in this situation.
[W- W- What!? M- Miyama! If you want to laugh, just laugh!!!]
[Ah, no, errrā¦ā¦ Ummm, you looked so beautiful that I couldnāt help but be entranced.]
[Whaa!?]
What the heck did I just suddenly freaking say!? It seems that Iām also quite confused. Hearing my words, Chronois-sanās already red face turned even redder, and her mouth snapped open and close.
[ā¦ā¦Y- Y-You!? S- S- Such cajoleryā¦ā¦ i- is shameless!!!]
[I- Iām sorry. I unconsciously said it.]
[Ah, n- no, my bad. I- I donāt intend to condemn youā¦ā¦ I was just not used to hearing such wordsā¦ā¦]
[God of Time and Space, youāre sneaky. Even though you just came here, you started flirting with Kai-chan.]
[Iām not flirting with him!!!]
As Fate-san complained while adorably puffing up her cheeks, Chronois-san frantically shouted, and her voice echoed in the Sanctuary where there was no one else but us.
While encountering a situation that challenged the limits of my reason right from the start, I entered the onsen with Shiro-san and the others. It seems that thereās no falsehood when I heard that the God Realm, being an absolute vertical society, as Chronois-san, Fate-san, and Life-san waited without the slightest movement, before they begin to move a few seconds after Shiro-san has immersed herself in the hot water.
[ā¦ā¦I see, being in an onsen feels good, doesnāt it?]
[Y- Yesā¦ā¦]
While dipping her long hair into the hot water, Shiro-san speaks in a somewhat joyful manner, and I nodded, feeling my nervousness rise even with just those few words. Taking care so that I would avoid looking at her as much as possible as she entered the bath, but even so, just the faintest glimpse on Shiro-sanās skin is so beautiful that it takes my eyes away. Thereupon, Shiro-san puts her hand to her chin as if sheās slightly thinking about somethingā¦ā¦ Her face is as expressionless as ever thoughā¦ā¦
[Iām sure everyone wants to have some time to talk with Kaito-san. I should also make sure he wonāt feel dizzyā¦ā¦]
[ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦..]
She just started saying frightenings things though!? Not only did she just make it impossible for me to faint, you wonāt even let me get dizzy!? As I was stunned by what Shiro-san said, she lightly shook her finger and a tray appeared on top of the waterā¦ā¦ with cups of hot sake? Anyway, something that looks like Japanese sake appeared.
[God of Time and Space, God of Fate, God of Life.]
[ [ [ Hahh! ] ] ]
[Iām sure everyone has their own things they want to talk to Kaito-san about. Therefore, I will give all of you some time. I will allow each of you to talk to Kaito-san one-on-one, in turn, in that area where you can see great scenery.]
[ā¦ā¦N- No, itās not like Iā¦ā¦]
[Thank you very much! Weāre extremely grateful for Shallow Vernal-samaās kindness!]
[Unworthy it may be of us to such consideration, we are deeply grateful.]
The reaction of the three of themā¦ā¦ Chronois-san is somewhat flustered, Fate-san understandably grabbed on Shiro-sanās words, while Life-san nonchalantly followed Shiro-sanās considerations. Also, did they just completely ignore my opinion!? Is it already decided that Iām going to talk to each of them, one after another!?
[Yes.]
[ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦]
Yep. I knew it, I should have known it butā¦ā¦ I guess this kind of protests wouldnāt work to Shiro-san huhā¦ā¦
Anyway, it was decided that I would talk to the three Supreme Godsā¦ā¦ and lastly, to Shiro-san, one by one.
From what I understood, the order will be Fate-san, Life-san, Chronois-san and Shiro-san. Fate-san, the first one I will talk with and I moved to the edge of the onsen, where we can see the trees and the scenery. Through the trees, we could see the sky that could be seen from the Sanctuary, which was a fresh and spectacular view.
[This is great! Kai-chan, it isnāt exactly the two of us in this placeā¦ā¦ but I guess itās just the two of us at this moment!]
[I- I guess so.]
[By the way, like I said before, Iām OK if you feel them, you know!? How about a couple of squeezes just to check out how great they are?]
[Iāll pass.]
[Tsk~]
Seriously, Fate-sanās vigorousness is really bad for my heartā¦ā¦ Or rather, could you not try making your breasts peek out of the waters!!!? I know youāre doing that on purpose, so could you just stop!!!? Thereupon, Fate-san comes quite close to me, holding the tray with the bottle of hot sake in her hand.
[Here, Kai-chan. Iāll pour some to you.]
[ā¦ā¦T- Thank you.]
Pouring sake into the sake cup, I thanked Fate-san before drinking it. Itās my first time drinking Japanese sake, but the sharp taste feels pleasant and refreshing to the throat. Looking at me as I drank the sake, Fate-san somewhat looked like sheās having fun and slowly spoke.
[Seriously, Kai-chan, youāre so cold~~ Even though a beauty like me is already presenting herself to you.]
[Those words mean nothing if youāre talking about yourself.]
[Ahaha, I guess~~]
[Speaking of which, Iāve been meaning to ask you for a while nowā¦ā¦]
[Unnn?]
Thanks to the fact that Fate-san isnāt trying to stay too close to me as much as I had expected, I was able to relax a bit. Since this was an opportunity to leisurely talk with Fate-san, I decided to ask her something Iāve been wondering about for some time.
[ā¦ā¦Fate-san can control fate, right?]
[Thatās right.]
[Does that mean, if itās what I think it meansā¦ā¦ most things in this world can be moved the way Fate-san wanted them to be?]
[Unnn, I guess you could describe it like thatā¦ā¦ Other than Shallow Vernal-sama, Iām the most powerful God in the God Realm~~ Ehhen!]
[Eh? Really!?]
Fate-san is the strongest in the God Realm if we were to exclude Shiro-san? So, that means the strongest of the Supreme Gods is Fate-sanā¦ā¦ I thought it would be Chronois-san who was the strongest among them.
[Iāve been given the power to interfere with the laws of the world by Shallow Vernal-sama. Of all the Gods, Iām the closest in power to Shallow Vernal-samaā¦ā¦ So, when I get serious, my āeyesā change to the same ones as Shallow Vernal-samaā¦ā¦ just like this.]
[ā¦ā¦Itās true.]
As soon as Fate-san told me that, her normally reddish-purple eyes turned the same golden color as Shiro-sanās.
[This is the power I hold. Itās the same eyes as Shallow Vernal-samaāsā¦ā¦ The eyes that see through the fate of the past, the present, and the future. Arenāt they amazing? Have you fallen in love with me yet?]
[I wonāt fall in love for that.]
[Tskā¦ā¦ Well, thatās why Iām the second most powerful among the Gods, right after Shallow Vernal-sama. Like Kai-chan said, I can move almost anything I want if I willā¦ā¦ The number of beings that are capable of handling my power in this world could only be counted in one hand.]
After telling her that, Fate-san took her hand out of the onsen, with her palm open wide, before folding one finger after another.
[First of all, it obviously wouldnāt work with Shallow Vernal-sama. Then, I donāt really know why, but it also wouldnāt work on Underworld King eitherā¦ā¦ I guess it must be because she held power equal to Shallow Vernal-sama huh?]
Apparently, even a Supreme God like Fate-san doesnāt know that Kuro and Shiro-san are two sides of the same coinā¦ā¦ that theyāre half the bodies of a single being. Fate-san tilted her head in curiosity, but she continued to fold her fingers.
[Other than them, my power also doesnāt work on Shall-tan.]
[Even to Alice?]
[Unnn. Well, Shall-tanās case is a little different thoughā¦ā¦ Shall-tan has a ātechnique that could change fate itselfā, and she was able to counter me with thatā¦ā¦ And finally, Kai-chan.]
[ā¦ā¦As I thought, it also wouldnāt work for me huh. Is that because I have Shiro-sanās blessing?]
[Correct answer, itās as you said.]
Yes, Iāve anticipated that she had this power beforeā¦ā¦ and that Fate-sanās extremely powerful power to control fate doesnāt work on me. Thatās why Iāve always wondered.
[ā¦ā¦Fate-san, Iām going back to my questionā¦ā¦ Then, why me?]
[What is?]
[If Fate-san just wants someone to support you, wouldnāt that be something you can easily do? Why do you have to bother asking me when you know that your power doesnāt work on me?]
Yes, this is what Iāve always wondered about. Fate-san is absurdly lazy, she doesnāt want to work at all, and sheās always asking me to support her. At first, I was bewildered by her vigor, so I didnāt have time to think about itā¦ā¦ but if I think about it again, that should be something that Fate-san, who can control her fate, can easily achieveā¦ā¦ No, even if she doesnāt control her fate, there would be plenty of people who would unconditionally provide support for her if Fate-san, a Supreme God, were to ask her to do so.
[ā¦ā¦Because, that would be boring.]
[ā¦ā¦Eh?]
It was a really unimaginably cold voice that was unlike the usual Fate-san.
[Kai-chan, you know, I hate troublesome things. But even more than that, I hate boring things~~]
[ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦.]
[Someone who moves the way I want, someone who talks the way I wantā¦ā¦Theyāre no fun at all. Itās as if Iām just playing with a dollā¦ā¦ It isnāt fun at all.]
[I- It feels like I can somehow understandā¦ā¦ though it feels like I canātā¦ā¦]
If you ask me, I think what sheās saying is making sense. Most of the beings in this world can be moved to do what Fate-san wants them to doā¦ā¦ For this reason, theyāre boring. These thoughts were something that a Supreme God who holds power that can be described as absolute, so I think that these words directly come from Fate-sanās heart.
[So, I was having fun with Kai-chanā¦ā¦ Your actions arenāt something I willed for, so itās making me think⦠What should I do? Would this kind of approach work? Would we get even a bit closer this way?ā¦ā¦ Iām really having fun.]
[ā¦ā¦Fate-san.]
[Iām sure I wonāt be bored if Kai-chan supports meā¦ā¦ Kai-chan would be pampering me lots after all, so I can be a NEET as much as I want!!! No more work, and no more boredom! Itās the best!!! Itās totally perfect!!!]
[ā¦ā¦All those went to nothing.]
[Arya?]
It certainly is true that she wants to be with some
one that isnāt boring, but it seems that her useless goal of wanting to become a NEET is also true. Hearing Fate-sanās words as she spoke like a fool, a smile mysteriously appeared on my lips.
Seeing my smile, a big smile appeared on Fate-sanās face, and as if sheās really having fun, she declared.
[Well, be preparedā¦ā¦ I may find things troublesome, but Iām single-minded and persistent, you know? Iāll never give up on Kai-chan~~]
[ā¦ā¦Thatās quite the frightening words you said there.]
[Ahahaā¦ā¦ Well, lately, itās been a bitā¦ā¦ really just a bitā¦ā¦ Iām beginning to think that if itās for Kai-chan, Iād be willing to work a little bit~~]
[ā¦ā¦Eh?]
[Itās nothing! Come on, letās go drink! And when youāre finally drunk, reach our your hands on my body!!!]
[Ahh, it seems like I donāt get drunk though?]
[ā¦ā¦Whatā¦ā¦ did you sayā¦ā¦]
Thanks to talking to the usually aloof Fate-san, I think Iāve learned a little more about her. Sheās still finding things troublesome and was quite the vigorous one with her advances as usual, but Iām starting to thinkāā- that theyāre also part of Fate-sanās charm.
After talking with Fate-san and drinking for a while, Life-san moved in next to me, swapping places with Fate-san. The overwhelming presence of Life-sanās prided breasts pushing the onsen water away was terrific, and even though I wonāt get drunk, I was still tipsy, so her curves were awfully vivid in my eyes.
[Thinking about itā¦ā¦ This is the first time Iām having a leisurely conversation with Miyama-san, isnāt it?]
[Ah, yes, t- t- thatās right.]
Calmly speaking to me, Life-san poured me a cup of sake with spontaneous movements. Life-san, who is best described as an adult woman, coupled with us being in an onsen right now, makes me feel like sheās someone who would hug you with her understanding embrace.
[Come to think of it, Miyama-sanā¦ā¦ I heard that youāre on good terms with that āDeath Bringerāā¦ā¦]
[ā¦ā¦Death Bringer?]
Hearing the words āDeath Bringerā she said with a somewhat sharp tone, I couldnāt immediately think of who she was referring to.
[Iām talking about Death King.]
[Isis-sanā¦ā¦?]
Speaking of which, Chronois-san told me not too long ago. That Life-san and Isis-san donāt get alongā¦ā¦
As if to affirm that idea, Life-san, still holding that sharp tone, continued speaking.
[It must have been hard for you, Miyama-san. Iām sure you must be having a hard time being liked by such a selfish, hardheaded, self-absorbed fool like herā¦ā¦ You have my sympathies.]
[ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦]
[To begin with, sheās always beenā¦ā¦]
[ā¦ā¦Life-san.]
[Yes?]
What is this, thisā¦ā¦ this different kind of heat that is gathering in my head that was unlike earlier. Ah, yesā¦ā¦ This is anger. Isis-san is a very kind person. Thatās why she has been suffering and grieving in loneliness, making sure that her magic power of death doesnāt cause fear to others all these years. She cares about others far more than she does about herselfā¦ā¦ Such a gentle, lovely womanā¦ā¦Ā Isis-san was such a person, and thatās why I can say with all of my heart that I love her.
[ā¦ā¦Life-san, what you think about Isis-sanā¦ā¦ thatās your own thoughts, so I wonāt say anything about it. Howeverā¦ā¦ Would you please not say that in front of me?]
[ā¦ā¦Why is that?]
[ā¦ā¦Itās because I wonāt allow itā¦ā¦ you speaking ill of Isis-sanā¦ā¦ No matter how powerful you are, no matter what happened between you and Isis-san in the pastā¦ā¦ If you say bad things about my beloved Isis-san, Iām going to be the one youāre standing against.]
[ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦..]
It might be a rude thing to say to a Supreme Godā¦ā¦ someone who is one of the pinnacles of the world. However, this isnāt something I would compromise on. Iām not going to tolerate someone who speaks ill of Isis-sanā¦ā¦ someone important to me. Filled with definite anger, I stared at Life-san as she stared back at meā¦ā¦ and for some reason, Life-san let out a gentle smile. At that moment I saw that smileā¦ā¦ A thought that I think is close to certainty, flashed through my mind.
[ā¦ā¦Life-san.]
[What is it?]
[Could it beā¦ā¦ youāre trying to test me?]
[ā¦ā¦I wonder? Is that how it is?]
Hearing my words, Life-san had a somewhat happy smile on her face, and then, slowly bowed her head towards me.
[However, I certainly did say something about your friendā¦ā¦ My apologies.]
[ā¦ā¦Ummm, could it beā¦ā¦ Life-san is actually close to Isis-san?]
[Fufufu, I wonder, what do you think? Howeverā¦ā¦ From the āletter Isis sent meā, she seemed to be very happy to have met you.]
[ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦.]
I had just fallen into her trapā¦ā¦ I was completely dancing on the palm of her hand. If I think about it on the premise that Isis-san and Life-san are good friendsā¦ā¦ then, without a doubt, the exchange just now was a test to see if I was the right person to entrust Isis-san with.
As I scratch my head thinking like that, Life-san removes her gaze from me and softly speaks.
[ā¦ā¦I am the God of Life, while Isis is the King clad in deathā¦ā¦ Itās kind of difficult to show my subordinates that weāre actually getting along. It would be something that is rather troublesome.]
[ā¦ā¦Then, as I thoughtā¦ā¦]
[Because of my position as a Supreme God, I couldnāt visit her often even though she was lonelyā¦ā¦ And thatās why Iām grateful to Miyama-san.]
[Ah, noā¦ā¦]
That means they act like they donāt get along because of their reputation, but they are actually close enough to exchange letters huh. I was completely fooledā¦ā¦ Or rather, Life-sanās performance was really good. I didnāt even suspect anything from her sharp tone of voice earlier.
[However, Iāve certainly been rude to Miyama-san. As an apologyā¦ā¦]
[Apology? Wait, Life-sanā¦ā¦ Why are you holding my hand?]
With a smile that looked bewitching, Life-san grabbed my hand that was submerged in the onsen water, and pulling it, she placed it on her breasāā-Ehh!? Wait!?
[Wha!? W- W- W- What!?]
[Since you seemed to be interested in them some time agoā¦ā¦ Here, please do as you please.]
[Whawawaā¦ā¦]
The twin hills that are so big that my hand is buried within them, and yet, theyāre surprisingly softā¦ā¦ The fingers touching them sank into them as if they were being sucked in, and yet, they held a certain elasticity, pushing my fingers away. Or rather, she really found out that I was looking at her breasts!? No, I mean, it canāt be helpedā¦ā¦ When theyāre that big, I canāt help but look at themā¦ā¦ And theyāre even this softā¦ā¦
[ā¦ā¦Gulpā¦ā¦]
[Whatās the matter? You can do as you please with them, you know?]
This is bad, this is freaking bad, isnāt this seriously bad!? The fact that it happened so suddenly left me mentally unprepared, and facing someone with a size that was completely unknown to meā¦ā¦ My mind became so numb that it felt like I was charmed, and my fingers feel like they are going to move regardless of my will. Desperately trying to hold on in this situation where my hand is pressed up on her breasts, I felt my reasoning already in a precarious stateā¦ā¦ Even if I were to rub them right here, it should be completely alright, right? The thoughts screaming at me to endure it slowly fades, and the idea that Iāve done well enough, enduring all these times, and that itās okay for me to be at ease with such a situation pops out of my mind.
With that, my reasoning broken after a few secondsā¦ā¦ however, God hasnāt abandoned me yet.
[What the heck are you doing!? God of Life!!! Shame on you, to do that in a place like this!!!]
[ ! ? ]
Hearing her sharp voice, my hand was pulled away from Life-sanās chest and Chronois-san stood between me and Life-san. S- She saved me back thereā¦ā¦ but what is this disappointment Iām feeling nowā¦ā¦
[Whatās the matter, God of Time and Space?]
[Whatās the matter, your head! What the heck do you think youāre doing!!!?]
[Deepening our friendship?]
[Stop messing aroooooouuunnnnddd!!! Youāre making him feel your b- b- breastsā¦ā¦]
[Since the one touching them is Miyama-san, I donāt really mind, you know?]
[Shut up! Think of the time and place!!!]
Chronois-san, who is the only person with conscience in this place, furiously protests to Life-san.
Then, she somehow manages to convince Life-san to return to her original position. As expected of Chronois-san, sheās seriously my saviorā¦ā¦ Thatās why, these thoughts of her looking so cute when her face is as red as a boiled octopus, letās stop thinking about that.
[ā¦ā¦I guess we should go back to drinking huh?]
With that, Life-san poured me alcohol again, and then, whispered next to my ear.
[ā¦ā¦As I said earlier, I consider you, the one blessed by Shallow Vernal-sama, to be a being above me.]
[ā¦ā¦Eh?]
[Thatās why, you obviously have the privilege to do as you please with my bodyā¦ā¦ If you want to continue, you can always come to my temple.]
[ ~ ~ ! ? ! ? ]
With a voice so sweet as if itās the voice of an angel, she whispered to me as if itās the Devil itself that is trying to tempt meā¦ā¦ I- I donāt know if I should say that this person is bewitching or notā¦ā¦ But along with Archlesia Empireās Chris-san, she might be one of the most terrifying people in this world.
After talking with Fate-san and Life-san, Iām going to talk to Chronois-san alone nextā¦ā¦ I wonder what this inexplicable sense of security Iām feelingā¦ā¦
Just knowing that she wonāt be doing any seductive things like Fate-san and Life-san gives me a peace of mind incomparable to the others.
Slowlyā¦ā¦ Really slowly that Iām wondering if sheās trying to take up the time, Chronois-san walked towards me with her head in a low position. Chronois-san is very tall, about 180cm, and if she were to sit down normally, her head would be in a reasonably high positionā¦ā¦ But as I mentioned earlier, her head was quite in a low position. Thatās because Chronois-san had deeply immersed herself in the water that let alone her shoulders, even her neck was submergedā¦ā¦ It seems that sheās really embarrassed.
[Ahh, no, Iām sorry. Iām not blaming you for this.]
Iām about half the reason why Chronois-san is currently enduring shame, so I apologized, but Chronois-san is a really kind person, and quickly stopped me from doing thatā¦ā¦ Incidentally, if you donāt know by now, half of it is Shiro-sanās fault. I canāt see Chronois-san now, but sheās probably flushed red and flustered right nowā¦ā¦ I think it was because of the gap between how she acts in situations like this and how she normally acts that I feel like sheās very cute, but Iāll keep my mouth shut because sheāll definitely get angry if I say that.
[ā¦ā¦H- Honestly speakingā¦ā¦ I- Iāve never been in the bath with a man like this before. Therefore, I donāt know what I should do in situations like this.]
Unnn. I knowā¦ā¦ I can clearly see that. The fact that she hasnāt experienced something like this before, I can easily understand that from her reaction earlier.
[T- To begin with, what good can it even do to you to take a bath with me?]
[ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦.]
[Why arenāt you talking?]
[ā¦ā¦Ah, no, errrā¦ā¦ Iāll also be honest. Iām also bewildered and confused in this situationā¦ā¦ but Iām also happy, errr, bathing together with a beautiful woman like Chronois-san.]
[Whaa!?]
Iām still a healthy young man, and while Iām embarrassed and nervous, Iām also happy to be bathing together with these beautiful women. To put it in another way, itās more like a situation where you have the finest bait dangling in front of you to eat, but you canāt take a bite even if you want toā¦ā¦ Well, it certainly is quite difficult butā¦..
Hearing my words, Chronois-san sounded astonished, but after staying silent for a while, I heard her softly mutter.
[ā¦ā¦A- Are you serious?]
[About what?]
[I- Iām talking aboutā¦ā¦ when youāve been repeatedly saying that Iām beautifulā¦ā¦ that Iām lovelyā¦ā¦ Y- You arenāt just making fun of me⦠Youāre telling the truth, right?]
[ā¦ā¦I donāt think my personality is that bad to make fun of you using such words. I meant everything I said to Chronois-san. I think Chronois-san is a really beautiful and lovely woman.]
[ā¦ā¦I- I- Is that soā¦ā¦ U- Umuā¦ā¦ Should I say my thanks here?]
[I- I donāt know?]
W- What is this, Iām starting to get absurdly embarrassed now though!? I- I donāt know if Chronois-san is being different from usual or not, but sheās strangely feminine now and itās making me very aware of what Iām doing right now. I- It might have been a great idea that I had my face turned away from herā¦ā¦ I would be too embarrassed to speak properly if I saw her face in this state.
I donāt know if it could be described as bittersweet or not, but a silence passed between Chronois-san and I, and after a few moments, Chronois-san slowly spoke.
[ā¦ā¦Hey, Miyama. This might be a good opportunity. Let me tell you what I really had in mind.]
[Really had in mind?]
[Yeahā¦ā¦ I thinkā¦ā¦ youāre a āfrighteningā personā¦ā¦]
[ā¦ā¦Eh?]
The words that she quietly said were something I hadnāt expected to hear. Sheās frightened of me? Chronois-san, the Supreme God who governs time, and one of the strongest beings in the world, is afraid of me? Why? As if to answer the question that came into my head, Chronois-san continued to quietly speak, but in a somewhat solemn voice.
[ā¦ā¦Youāve only been in this worldā¦ā¦ for only a few months. And yet, youāve changed something that hadnāt changed in hundreds, thousands, tens of thousands of years, and youāve changed it so easily.]
[ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦..]
[You are bringing change into this worldā¦ā¦ This is an undeniable fact. In the past, there have been people who have brought about great changes in the worldā¦ā¦ The First Hero is one among such people.]
Chronois-san talked about the First Heroā¦ā¦ Neun-san.
Neun-san is a being who brought about a very big change in this world, and is a hero that is still talked about today. The being who broke down the walls between the three realms, talked about by the whole worldā¦ā¦ To be honest, I think itās a bit of a stretch to even compare me to her. However, the way Chronois-san speaks, itās as if she feels Iām on par with Neun-sanā¦ā¦ Or even more than thatā¦ā¦
[ā¦ā¦Still, it took her 10 years to achieve that. Iām not saying that youāre superior just because you brought the change faster than her, but still, Miyama, youāre bringing a greater change to this world far faster than the First Hero.]
[ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦..]
[Everyone who is involved with you changesā¦ā¦ Shallow Vernal-sama, God of Fate, and even God of Lifeā¦ā¦ Thatās why I find you so frighteningā¦ā¦ When I talk to youā¦ā¦ Itās as if I, who has been unwavering for countless years, is being changed in ways I couldnāt resistā¦ā¦ Thatās why I canāt help but be frightened.]
Change is frighteningā¦ā¦ It was a feeling that I, being human, could understand to some extent.
Change isnāt always a good thing, and if the change is about you yourselfā¦ā¦ In a way, itās also as if youāre losing your past self, and in a way, itās as if you encountered the unknown. Thatās why I could understand what Chronois-san was sayingā¦ā¦ and why I didnāt refute.
However, what Chronois-san is saying didnāt end thereā¦ā¦ and with a voice that sounds as if sheās saying that with a wry smile, she continued.
[ā¦ā¦But at the same timeā¦ā¦ I find youā¦ā¦ I find you likeable.]
[ā¦ā¦Eh?]
[None of the changes you bring about are badā¦ā¦ Whether itās the changes to Shallow Vernal-sama, God of Fate or God of Lifeā¦ā¦ I feel likeĀ the God Realm is being changed for the better. So, while Iām afraid of the changes that are coming, Iām also looking forward to the incoming changes.]
[ā¦ā¦Chronois-san.]
[Hey, Miyama. You know, Iā¦ā¦ Iām feeling afraid about how youāre going to change this worldā¦ā¦ but I also want to see where it goes, and wish to see it myself. I have my expectations of you.]
Saying until that, Chronois-san held a sake cup in her hand, held it out to me before pouring me a drink. In the corner of my gaze, which naturally moved, is Chronois-san, with an affectionate, gentle smile on her face, looking at me with her differently-colored eyesā¦ā¦ With the appearance of a strong and beautiful Goddess.
[ā¦ā¦Thatās whyā¦ā¦ Miyamaā¦ā¦]
[Yes.]
[From now on, continue being the same as alwaysā¦ā¦ The you who are living up to my expectations. Continue doing soā¦ā¦ And I will always be by your side.]
[ā¦ā¦Iām not that great of a person, and the things I can do are really trivialā¦ā¦ but, letās seeā¦ā¦ If itās within my abilities to grantā¦.. I would also like to be someone who doesnāt disappoint Chronois-sanās expectations.]
Honestly, I think she was overestimating me. I donāt think Iām that great. Iām someone who has been blessed with having people around me, but I think Iām just an ordinary person you can find everywhere. However, if someone holds expectations for this insignificant meā¦ā¦ Iām going to do my best to live up to their expectations.
[ā¦ā¦Youāre a warm-hearted person. I think I can understandā¦ā¦ why everyone like you so much.]
[E- Errrā¦ā¦ Thank you?]
[Fufufuā¦ā¦ Miyama, can you pour some for me too?]
[Ah, yes. Hereā¦ā¦]
Chronois-sanās smile that I havenāt had the chance to seeā¦ā¦ looks very beautiful and somehow feels divine. After listening to Chronois-sanās request, the both of us poured alcohol to each otherās cups, and lightly clinked our sake cups with each other. Before I knew it, I donāt know if Chronois-sanās nervousness had faded or not, but I can see a little bit of her beautiful and slender body, and seeing the glistening drops of water dripping down her skin made my heart skip a beat.
[ā¦ā¦This is a great opportunity. Tell me more about you, even if itās just trivial thingsā¦ā¦ I want to know a little more about what kind of human you are.]
[I understandā¦ā¦ Then, in exchange, Chronois-san please tell me more about you too.]
[Is that how it works? Fufufu, yeah, I donāt mind. but donāt expect anything that interesting, alright?]
[No, Iām going to be expecting you to talk about interesting stuff.]
[ā¦ā¦Good grief, youāre this kind of person huhā¦ā¦]
When I jokingly told her that, Chronois-san happily smiled. Was it because weāve spoken unreservedly with each other? Somehow, I feel that todayās conversation has changed my impression of Chronois-san. Iām really glad to hear Chronois-sanās real thoughts. There were times when I think sheās just overestimating me, but I still feel glad that sheās holding expectations of someone like me, and such expectation was never a burden for me. I know that it would be a difficult thing to do, but I will do my bestāā- for I want to continue being a person who is upholding Chronois-sanās expectations.
After I finished talking with the three Supreme Gods, the next step is finally to talk to Shiro-sanā¦ā¦ And since the next one is the unpredictable Shiro-san, I began bracing myself for her to do something outrageous again. However, when she moved to stand next to me, she remained silent as she poured alcohol into my cup, before staring at the scenery swaying in the wind.
[ā¦ā¦Shiro-san?]
Feeling that sheās acting somewhat out of the ordinary, I tilted my head and called Shiro-sanās name, to which, Shiro-san slowly turned her head in my direction. Her beautiful golden eyes quietly gazed at me, and her silver-white hair, shimmering in the onsen water, accentuates her divinity.
[This is a good opportunity. I said before that I wouldnāt talk about it until the time was right, but I think we should talk a bit.]
[ā¦ā¦About what?]
[About that āwishā you told me back then.]
Shiro-sanās words that she said without any inflectionā¦ā¦ told me about something I asked her to do before. Itās about what Iām going to do after the year Iāve spent in this worldā¦ā¦ after the Festival of Heroes endsā¦ā¦
I had already decided what I wanted to do myself, but it wasnāt something I could accomplish on my own. Thatās why I asked Shiro-san that wish. At that time, I remembered Shiro-san said that 'she promises to help meā, and that āwe would talk about the details laterā. In other words, what weāre going to talk about now will be about that.
[I donāt mind fulfilling your wish. However, it takes lots of effort to fulfill your wishā¦ā¦ Do you understand that?]
[ā¦ā¦Yes.]
Itās true that what I asked Shiro-san to do was, in a way, unreasonable and selfish. Thatās why I was preparedā¦ā¦ that there would be some kind of conditions to fulfill it. Quietly nodding, I waited for Shiro-sanās next words.
[Therefore, I will give you one condition in fulfilling your wish.]
[Yes.]
These conditionsā¦ā¦ that Shiro-san presented, I wonder what they are? At least, I can tell from the atmosphere that itās not just something like a date. Thatās why I felt some anxiety sprout within my mind butā¦ā¦ Shiro-san lightly moved her hand there. Understanding that she was encouraging me to drink my alcohol, I gulped down the sake in my cup, and as Shiro-san poured me more, she spoke.
[ā¦ā¦In Kaito-sanās world, thereās something called RPG, right?]
[Eh? RPG? Are you talking about the game?]
[Yes.]
Why did she suddenly mention that? Unnn. Iāve liked games before, and I certainly have done a whole lot of RPGs, but why mention that in this situation? When I ask her back while tilting my head, without any change in her expression, Shiro-san continues.
[In these RPGs, thereās a being called the Last Boss, acting as the final ordeal you need to overcome, right?]
[Y- Yeahā¦ā¦ Thatās generally what they areā¦ā¦]
[Well then, Iāll let you know about this now.]
After announcing that much, Shiro-san, looking at me with eyes that I couldnāt read any emotion at all, told me the shocking words.
[From your arrival to this world, until the Festival of Heroes endsā¦ā¦ If you take that as one story, then, āI am the Last Bossā for you.]
[ā¦ā¦Eh?]
What is she talking about? Shiro-san is the Last Boss for me? Why?
[Youāve met so many people, formed so many bonds. But itās not enough.]
[ā¦ā¦Not enough?]
[Yes, at least, it still isnāt nowā¦ā¦ Letās go back to the condition.]
[ ! ? ]
The moment Shiro-san told me this, a feeling of intimidation weighs down on me, so heavy that I canāt find the words to express it. It was difficult to even breathe, and while releasing a pressure that seemed to crush every single cell in my body, the Absolute God quietly announced.
[From now until the Festival of Heroes ends, gain more experience. Weave as many bonds as you can. Turn those bonds into your own wings, not for the sake of anyone else, but for your own sake instead, and thenā¦ā¦ Stand before me. At that time, āShow that you can triumph over meā.]
[Wha!?]
[ā¦ā¦This is the condition I offer to you.]
Win against Shiro-san? Me? Against an authentic God who is said to be the most powerfulĀ in this world and holds nearly omnipotent abilities? No matter how I think about it, thatās impossibleā¦ā¦ Does that mean my wish wonāt come true?
As Iām thinking like that, Shiro-san reads my thoughts and quietly speaks.
[Donāt worry. Iām not going to offer you a condition that you canāt achieve. Iām not asking you to fight me.]
[ā¦ā¦ T- Then, what in the world are youā¦ā¦]
[After the Festival of Heroes ends, I will put you through an ordeal. You must overcome it.]
[ā¦ā¦What if I canāt overcome it?]
""
An ordeal that Shiro-san, the Creator God, would impose on meā¦ā¦ Honestly, I canāt even imagine what itās like. So, those words reflexively slipped out of my mouth.
[In that case, the choices you will have in front of you would be the same as the rest of the otherworlders.]
[ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦]
[However, if you have survived my ordealā¦ā¦ Even if it means ācrossing blades with the God of your worldāā¦ā¦ I will grant you your wish.]
I donāt know why Shiro-san gave me such a condition. However, I think this is something important for Shiro-sanā¦ā¦ Thatās probably why the atmosphere around us sounds solemn and serious.
[If you wish for more than that, you need to prepare for thatā¦ā¦ Show me your true worth.]
[ā¦ā¦Yes.]
[If you show me your true worthā¦ā¦ I will āask you to marry meā.]
[ā¦ā¦Yes?]
Arehh? Thatās weirdā¦ā¦ Was the atmosphere so tense earlier that it made my ears go crazy? I thought I just heard a word that was completely out of place there.
[ā¦ā¦Ummm, Shiro-san? What did you just say?]
[If you overcome my ordeal, I will ask you to marry me.]
[ā¦ā¦Hmmm?]
It really is strangeā¦ā¦ I kinda feel like I heard something that sounded like she was going to ask me for marriage. Eh? Was I just confessed to? Eh? Why?
[I have feelings for you.]
[Hwehh!? Ah, errr, yesā¦ā¦ Eh?]
[However, all these things are new to me, so I donāt know what to do next.]
[H- Huhhā¦ā¦]
Shiro-san have feelings for me? I can feel from the atmosphere that she isnāt jokingā¦ā¦ but with her face still expressionless, I donāt feel that itās real, or rather, how should I say thisā¦ā¦
[So, I want to see definite proof that youāre someone difficult to acquire and a being that is unlike others. Show me your true worth, and give me a reason to believe youāre worthy.]
[ā¦ā¦Can I ask one thing?]
[Yes?]
[ā¦ā¦Iām sorry if Iām just misunderstanding it. However, could it beā¦ā¦ that those stuff about condition is just something to break the iceā¦ā¦]
[Itās just an excuse.]
She just easily declared it!? Without any hesitation, she just said that the condition was just an excuse!?
[And with that, Iām looking forward to being with you.]
[Eh? Ah, yes, please wait a moment there!? Errr, ummm, that means, errrā¦ā¦ S- S- S- Shiro-san, ummm, likes me?]
[Yes. I have feelings for you.]
[I- Is that soā¦ā¦ Thank you very much.]
Shiro-san told me so matter-of-factly that for some reason, Iām the one getting more embarrassed here. However, the fact that Shiro-san likes meā¦ā¦ To be honest, Iāve never even thought about that. How should I say this⦠I really feel like Shiro-san is someone above the clouds, someone unreachable by my human handsā¦ā¦ So, thinking of her that way before isā¦ā¦ No, I suppose I canāt say Iāve never thought of her that way.
H- However, what do I think about Shiro-san? To be honest, I was completely caught off guard that my mind still wasnāt able to keep up with whatās happening.
[Your reply isnāt required for now.]
[ā¦ā¦Eh?]
[I still donāt know if my feelings for you are strong enough for me to take you priority over everything else. So, I will ask you after you finish the ordeal.]
[ā¦ā¦I- I understand.]
I have plenty of time to think about it huhā¦ā¦ However, that makes me more and more curious about what the ordeal is. In a way, thatās an act of trying to get the hand of the Absolute God, Shiro-sanā¦ā¦ I guess it would be something really outrageous.
[So, since the Festival of Heroes is still occuring, just like before, letās deepen our friendship.]
[Ah, yes.]
[Well then, letās get on with it.]
[Wait a moment, Shiro-sanā¦ā¦ Why are you holding my hand!?]
[Just like what you did with the God of Life, we will be deepening our friendship.]
[No, no!? That was the wrong way of deepening friendshipā¦ā¦ Hey, donāt bring my hand to your breasts!? Wait!?]
The words Shiro-san told me were a shock to me. In particular, I was really surprised to hear Shiro-san declare that she has feelings for me. However, the other party is still the same Shiro-sanā¦ā¦ It was completely unexpected for me, but it really seems that, for meāāā It seems like the Last Boss would be Shiro-san.
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After the visit to the God Realm, which ended up being a fierce battle with my reasoning, I wanted to cool my head, flushing red from embarrassment,Ā so I decided to walk home. As I walked down the road towards Lilia-sanās mansion, which was beginning to get dimmer as night falls, I saw a familiar figure at the end of the road. Her short, platinum hair, which is longer in her sidelocks, reflects my image in her silver eyes which doesnāt hold any quivering at allā¦ā¦ A woman stands as if a portrait of her was placed right at the end of the road.
[ā¦ā¦Ein-san?]
[Iāve been waiting for you. Kaito-sama.]
When I called out to her, a little confused, Ein-san gracefully curtsied and gave a beautiful bow. Why is Ein-san in this place? She said she was waiting, so I guess she must have some sort of business with meā¦ā¦
Seeing me tilting my head, with her usual coolness, Ein-san spoke.
[ā¦ā¦I should have visited earlier, but I was hesitating. No, to be precise, Iām still hesitating at this moment.]
[ā¦ā¦Hesitating?]
[ā¦ā¦Yes, as Kaito-sama may have conjectured already, Iām not very good at expressing my emotions.]
I certainly always had the impression that Ein-san is a cool woman who is very good at her job, but to my knowledge, I havenāt seen her expression and her tone of voice change much. However, what did she mean when she mentioned sheās hesitating? She mentioned how she was supposed to have visited earlier, so I guess thatās related to me?
Seeing me tilting my head, Ein-san quietly continued speaking.
[ā¦ā¦I was hesitating as to which way I could show you the gratitude within my heartā¦ā¦]
[Eh?]
[Itās not enough to say a hundred words, nor would it be enough even after a thousand actionsā¦ā¦ I have no way of expressing the emotions I have in my heart right now.]
[ā¦ā¦Errr.]
As she told me this, Ein-san slowly approached me. The small-statured Ein-san is just a head smaller than I am, and as she gets closer, her face is at my chest area. And then, coming in front of me, Ein-san slowlyā¦ā¦ reached out her trembling hand and lightly grasped my clothing around the center of my chest.
[ā¦ā¦Thankā¦ā¦ youā¦ā¦ very much. For saving Kuromu-samaā¦ā¦]
[ā¦ā¦Ein-san. Errr, itās not like Iā¦ā¦]
[I know. I know that Kaito-sama doesnāt take such action as some sort of achievement.]
Ein-sanās words, which seemed to see right through my heart, were exactly right. Itās not that I was thinking of saving Kuro or fulfilling the wishes of the Six Kings or Ein-san or anything of such magnitude. I only confessed my feelings to Kuro because I was in love with her, wanting to tell her how I felt about her and asking her to be my loverā¦ā¦ Everything I did was just for me. It just happened that such an act would lead me to saving Kuro.
[However, I canāt thank you enough. I donāt think Iāve ever seen Kuromu-sama so happy.]
[ā¦ā¦Ein-san.]
[ā¦ā¦I was the first baby bird that Kuromu-sama raisedā¦ā¦ Kuromu-sama reached out to me back when I was a little girl, alone and shivering with nowhere to go, and asked me to go with her. She led me to the place where I could call home.]
[ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦.]
While holding onto my clothes, Ein-san tells me with her face down and her small shoulders tremblingā¦ā¦ I just continued quietly listening to her story, trying not to interrupt her as much as I could.
[It may be selfish of me, but I consider Kuromu-samaā¦ā¦ as my mother. I am the person I am today because of the love and nurturing that Kuromu-sama gave me. Thatās why I became her maid, to use this life that Kuromu-sama picked up for the sake of Kuromu-samaās will for the rest of my lifeā¦ā¦ to serve Kuromu-sama until the end of my life.]
[ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦..]
[ā¦ā¦Itās ironic, isnāt it? I was so drunk with the happiness of serving and being by Kuromu-samaās sideā¦ā¦ that it was late in realizing the wish in Kuromu-samaās heart. I wished to live for Kuromu-samaā¦ā¦ but I was also the first one to drift away from Kuromu-samaās wish.]
Ein-san, raised by Kuro, became a maid devoted to Kuro. But now that I know about Kuroās wish, I can understand her regretā¦ā¦ Ein-sanās choice was to stand behind Kuro, instead of Kuroās wish of standing next to her. And just when she realized that she was drifting apart from Kuroās wishā¦ā¦
""
[ā¦ā¦Thatās something I couldnāt do anymore. I already clearly see Kuromu-sama as my lord. I had formed a self that was proud to serve Kuromu-sama. I couldnāt change the way things were anymore.]
[ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦..]
[I felt really pathetic⦠Even though I knew more than anyone else about Kuromu-samaās suffering, her wishes, and yet, I couldnāt do anything aboutĀ itā¦ā¦ Soā¦ā¦]
Ending her words there, Ein-san looks up. Her silver eyes that shed some tears stared at me, and after a few moments of silence, she spoke.
[ā¦ā¦Kaito-sama, I will remember this favorā¦.. for the rest of my life. Even if you donāt think of yourself as such, for me, I still think that youāre our savior.]
[E- Errr, I feel that youāre kind of making it sound very impressiveā¦ā¦]
[No, I may be hesitating on which words to say to express my gratitude, but I can unhesitatingly say that my thoughts about you come from my heart. I love you second in the world. I will put you second only to Kuromu-sama.]
[ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦..]
What the heck is this, Iām kind of feeling a chill similar to how I felt when I first met Isis-sanā¦ā¦ I donāt really know why, but did I flip some sort of switch from Ein-san? Her expression still held the same coolness as usual, but her eyes kind of looks like itās filled with an absurd amount of passion in itā¦ā¦
[ā¦ā¦Simple it may be, Iāve finished telling you how I feel at this moment.]
[Errr, ah, yes. I- I understand?]
[ā¦ā¦If thereās something troubling you, you can always call for me. If thereās someone troubling youā¦ā¦ I will immediately erase them.]
""
[ā¦ā¦Y- Y- Y- Yes!]
She started saying some absurdly disturbing stuff!? I donāt know if what sheās saying is just a joke or not butā¦ā¦ Iām afraid of thinking that Ein-san is really going to mercilessly erase someone with just my words. W- Well, itās not like I have any enemies, so maybe, i- it should be alright, I guess?
Removing her grip on my clothes and giving me a deep, respectful bow, Ein-san looked at me again.
[ā¦ā¦Kaito-sama, Iāve heard that you like ripple pie, is that true?]
[Eh? Ah, yes.]
[Well then, meager it may be, please receive theseā¦ā¦]
[Eh? Wha!? Wait, E- Ein-san!?]
Right after I nodded, Ein-san took out a box out of nowhere that looked like a cake boxā¦ā¦. or rather, sheās just giving me a mountain of them!?
[ā¦ā¦U- Ummm, Iāll just ask just in caseā¦ā¦ but these are?]
[Ripple pies. It might be presumptuous of me, but I thought of offering these as my gratitude.]
[ā¦ā¦Errr, how many of these are there?]
[Approximately around ā1000ā.]
""
[A thousand!?]
A thousand ripple pies!? Didnāt you prepare way too much!? Eh? The heck is this? It kind of looks like a wall of boxes already thoughā¦ā¦ Seriously?
[If you need more, I can always make them for you.]
[A- Ahhh, errr, yes. Thank you.]
W- Well, I have my magic box, so they wonāt get moldyā¦ā¦ but even if I eat a ripple pie once a day, that would mean these are more than 3 years worth of ripple piesā¦ā¦
[U- Ummm, Ein-sanā¦ā¦ Do you know what moderation means?]
[But of course. Compromise, moderationā¦ā¦ Itās an indulgence that I, as a maid, must eliminate.]
[ā¦ā¦Okay.]
This woman is totally hopeless!!! In a different way from Shiro-san, I also canāt talk to this person at all!!! As the dumbfounded me silently put away the ripple pie into my magic box, Ein-san politely thanked me before leaving. Yep, I feel like Iām caught up in something once again.
[Well~~ As expected of Kaito-san, I never expected that you would also catch Ein-san into your basketā¦ā¦]
[Hey, Aliceā¦ā¦ Ein-san was just joking, right?]
[No, not at all. Ein-san basically doesnāt bend on anything that she decides for herself. If sheās saying sheās going to prioritize Kaito-san as second in the world, thatās really what sheās going to doā¦ā¦ In a way, you can say sheās a certain type of yandere, you catch my drift? If she sees someone as Kaito-sanās enemy, without any hesitation or compassion, she will erase them immediately.]
[The heck is that, thatās scary.]
Hearing Aliceās words, who appeared as if itās something natural, I felt the same chill run down my back again as beforeā¦ā¦ No, Iām really starting to feel like something outrageous just happened.