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The piko piko hammer was given to me by Shiro-san, but I honestly donāt know how much it actually hurts. First of all, it doesnāt seem to work on me, so it doesnāt work when I tried hitting myself with it.
Iāve never used it on anyone before, but when Alice and Fate-san were fooling around too much, Shiro-san urged me to say the Spell of Doom āShiro-san, help meā, and that hammer was struck on their heads.
The two of them, who should be among the worldās strongest, seemed to be seriously hurt, so I think it hurts quite a lot.
After that, the hammer was given to me on a whim by Shiro-san, and Iāve occasionally shown it to Alice to admonish or intimidate her, but Iāve never actually used it at all.
I felt uncomfortable using such a thing on someone Iāve never met before and was about to thank, and to be honest, I was skeptical of Risty-sanās words.
I thought thatā¦ā¦ I could at least say hello to her without having to do thatā¦ā¦ until I actually met Phenix-sanā¦ā¦
Phenix-san had the appearance of a meter-long bird, but her entire body was made up of green flames. The flames seemed to be in the shape of a bird, but perhaps, it was a special kind of flame, as I didnāt feel any heat as I approached.
Then, when I saw Phenix-san, the first thing that came to my mind was āAhh, this is no good.ā.
That was because the emotion I felt from Phenix-san with my Sympathy Magicā¦ā¦ was nothing. No favorability or hostility, it felt as if Iām just a random pebble on the side of the road, and she was only reluctantly present here because she was requested by her superior.
It was often said that the opposite of love is indifference, and I donāt feel that Phenix-san was interested in interacting with me at all. Perhaps, the thought of āgoing homeā has been what was going on in her mind right now, and even if I introduce myself, I donāt think sheād remember my name. That was how cold her emotions were right now.
[ā¦ā¦Phenix, whatās with that face.]
āHaahhhā¦ā¦ I just canāt get into the mood. Looking at him like this, I can clearly see it. I donāt even think that this guy had the āstrength to kill meā. Seriously, I canāt even exert the slightest interest in me at all. To be honest, I canāt even be bothered to explain it like this. If you need me for something, please contact me through Shalltear-sama.ā
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Seriously, this is no good. As for what it is thatās no goodā¦ā¦ It was that Pandora-sanās vein popped out of her forehead, and she looked like she was on the verge of losing her temper.
I guess it isnāt enough for me to just say my thanks. It seems like I donāt have any other choice but to follow Risty-sanās advice here.
āHuh? Whatās with that toyā¦ā¦ If youāre joking around, Iāll get angry, okay? No matter how powerful the people around you are, if I donāt find you yourself attractive, I willāāāā NAAAAAAHHHHHHH!?ā
Seeing me take out the piko piko hammer, she looked as if sheās wondering what the heck am I doingā¦ā¦ and reacting in a very straightforward manner, Phenix-san looked dumbfounded as she didnāt avoid the hammer.
Thereupon, when the hammer touched her body, she screamed and rolled over the groundā¦ā¦ No, scream?
āā¦ā¦Naaaahhhā¦ā¦ Nfuuuā¦ā¦ Haahhhā¦ā¦ This isā¦ā¦ Ahhhā¦ā¦ This is!?ā
Twisting and rolling on the ground, sheās strangely making coquettish noisesā¦ā¦ The heck is this, I feel like Iām watching the awakening of something really terrible.
Please return the concern of this apologetic me.
āā¦ā¦T- This is impossibleā¦ā¦ Even though you couldnāt kill me, f- for me to receive this much pleasureā¦ā¦ā
This guy said itā¦ā¦ This guy just seriously said pleasure. I see, it seems like sheās one atrocious masochist. Iām really tempted to stop with this greetings and just go home already.
As I was thinking about this, Phenix-san raised herself upā¦ā¦ she dexterously spread out her wings and placed them down on the ground, she lowered her head.
āAaaahhhhā¦ā¦ I- I wasā¦ā¦ a hopeless foolā¦ā¦ I thought that pain leading to death was the āsupreme pleasureā. No, that was what I thoughtā¦ā¦ and my vision has been too narrow! For tens of thousands of years, my eyes have been clouded from the truth!!!ā
To put it bluntly, I donāt understand her at all. As I listened with a straight face to her lamenting words that I didnāt even want to understand, Phenix-san suddenly turned towards meā¦ā¦ and I felt ālightheadedā for a moment.
No, more accurately, I should say that tremendous emotions assaulted my mind, momentarily overwhelming my thoughts. What used to be a feeling of nothingness that I had just experienced, so many different emotions came rushing towards me like a surging muddy river.
āā¦ā¦I didnāt have any religious beliefs. I donāt worship any Godā¦ā¦ However, it seems likeā¦ā¦ I found God.ā
I felt lightheaded again. Her whole body was made up of flames, and of course, her eyes were also supposed to be made up of green flamesā¦ā¦ but I felt like insanity began to dwell within them.
I thought I was supposed to follow Risty-sanās adviceā¦ā¦ but perhaps, have I committed some kind of terrible mistake?
I really wish theyād just excuse myself from all of this, so I glanced towards Pandora-sanā¦ā¦ and immediately turned away.
Sheās also just as dangerous as herā¦ā¦ but it was a little traumatic to see her looking at me with her cheeks uplifted and eyes filled with desire, so I pretended I didnāt see her.
As I thought, it seems like I really made a terrible mistake.