After receiving payment for the materials, weâve been stopped by a single Adventurer right before leaving the Guild.
ăNn.ă
ăHey, wait brat!ă
Fran, who ignored the man, attempts to pass by through moving to the side. Because he blocked the way in such a flashy manner, he likely wasnât expecting to be completely ignored. Hurriedly, he moves to block Franâs route.
But Fran continues walking.
ăNn.ă
ăDidnât I say to wait?! Hey, are you listening?!ă
ăIn the way.ă
ăListen up and stop!ă
Incredible. We really did experience such a refreshing template development. (Âč) Iâm slightly interested in this mob-like Adventurer.
ăFran, letâs listen to him a little.ă
ăNn? Understood.ă
ăItâs fine if you understand.ă
Looking at the manâs appearance, heâs a mob character no matter how you look at it. He has slightly-damaged Iron Shoulder Pads with spikes facing outward, the spikes seem to have design as a priority. For armor heâs wearing pitch black Leather Armor with a smell Iâd like to avoid experiencing no matter what, and a Battleaxe strapped to his back. Finally, he has a bald head that could only be seen by people cosplaying as a Bandit.
AhhăŒ, my reincarnation is worthwhile meeting this classic Fantasy element: The Kingă»ofă»Mob character.
If his cheeks had scratches, heâd be perfect⊠Truly regrettable!
Moreover, 4 similar fellows came out in a stream behind him. Itâs a mob character festival! Woohoo~!
ăHey!ă
ăWhat?ă
Mr. Mob raises his voice, and turns towards the astonished Flannel.
ăThis is favoritism!ă
ăHa? Favoritism?ă
ăYeah! When I sold the pelt of a Twin-Headed Bear earlier, it wasnât bought for even 2,000 Gorudo!ă
Listening to those words, Flannel makes a deep sigh.
ăAhh, I remember. Youâre the party who brought the corpse of a Twin-Headed Bear that had scarring all over, one of its heads missing, and a badly bruised body, then demanded it be dismantled and sold, right?ă
ăThatâs right! We gave the same thing: a Twin-Headed Bear, so shouldnât we have gotten the same amount of cash?!ă
ăItâs not the same at all. The materials that you brought in all had the lowest ratings possible.ă
ăHaa? Rating?ă
ăGood grief, this is why I hate muscle-brained mercenaries like you⊠Because your fighting power is alright, you act all high and mighty despite being a beginner. You donât understand even a fragment of what it means to be an Adventurer. Just drop dead.ă
W-Woah. Flannel had said it in a low voice, but I heard it. If possible, letâs try not to oppose Flannel from now on.
ăYour group had surrounded the Twin-Headed Bear, and recklessly stabbed it from all sides, correct?ă
ăYeah. We lured it in with bait, and then all 5 of us attacked it. Because it had a Threat Level of F, it was advised for beginners to take care, but it was an easy win! Saying that it would be a hard fight, I guess other Adventurers are just cowards!ă
AhăŒ. I get it.
He likely confused the reason for that difficulty rating. Thereâs a difference between âdifficult to defeatâ and âdifficult to defeat cleanlyâ. The simplistic Mr. Mob and his buddies probably thought that so long as it was defeated they could cash in regardless of the corpseâs state.
They made too lightly of the cheat Skill known as Dismantling! Skinning it neatly, and polishing every material is difficult! Itâs hard labor! Even Fran and I only managed to dismantle these materials through considerable hardships. We thought we would be hated if we brought them in without dismantling them first, after all.
ăIs that so?
The Fur was completely worn out, and wouldnât be usable for decorations. If it was used for equipment, the product would no doubt be lower grade.
The heads are usually processed and stuffed as trophies, but one was missing and the remaining one was badly damaged.
The nails were missing as well, giving it the minimum value.
Organs that could be used for medicine were wounded too badly to be usable, and the meat had already spoiled by the time it was brought in, so it couldnât even be used for food.
In other words, the Twin-Headed Bear you brought in was almost as good asgarbage. You brought a bulky piece of rubbish in, so wouldnât it be impossible for us to make any money off of it?
Ahh, also, because it wasnât dismantled, I had to dismantle it myself didnât I? The dismantling rate for disposing of things like the rotten internal organs should have been taken into consideration when it was assessed. The total should have been 1,600 Gorudo, right? In retrospect, even that was too much.ă
The man canât interrupt Flannel as he continues to talk about his evaluation. Stunned, all he could do is listen to Flannel talking like a machine gun in utter amazement.
I would too if he was directing those words at me. However, it seems that he still couldnât understand. No, he wasnât capable of understanding. He seems to be the type who refuses to back down.
ăSo noisy, stop nagging already! (ÂČ) Talking about things that seem suitable in order to make a smokescreen, donât fuck with me! The amount you gave us was unfair, so cough the rest up right now!ă
ăThatâs right! Thatâs right!ă(Âł)
I was amused at first but⊠This is just pitiful. Heâs the type that believes that his reasons are absolute, and refuses to listen to others. Heâll make noise until his opinion is accepted.
Itâs becoming more irritating by the second.
ăIt isnât unfair.ă
ăIt is unfair! It was decided unfairly!ă
ăHaaâŠÂ Instead of complaining, why not improve your ability to hunt? Unlike Mercenaries which just cut down their enemies, being an adventurer is difficult in a lot of ways. Although, judging by your appearance, it seems impossible for you to become a proper Adventurer.ă
ăHaa?! You talk so highly about Adventurers, but on the battlefield theyâd be seen as nothing but cowards! If we took âem on, they wouldnât stand a chance!ă
Weâre likely not the only ones feeling offended by this guy. The eyes of the neighboring Adventurers seem to certify that suspicion. To make a fool out of Adventurers hereâŠ
Furthermore, he directed such words towards the beautiful receptionist Flannel, who is no doubt popular. (âŽ) Because he picked a fight with Flannel as well as Adventurers in general, itâs natural that the anger in the surrounding is building up.
These guys⊠Do they have some kind of death wish? Their status is inferior to the other Adventurers in the lobby.
NameïŒDamun (â”)ăAgeïŒ27 RaceïŒRed Dog Beastman (â¶) JobïŒWarrior StateïŒEnraged StatusăLevelïŒ15 HPïŒ78ăMPïŒ40ăSTRïŒ37ăENDïŒ36ăAGIïŒ33ăINTïŒ20ăMGCïŒ19ăDEXïŒ18 Skills TransportationïŒLv1, Sword Arts ïŒLv1, Theft ïŒLv2, Threatening ïŒLv1, Poison Resistance ïŒLv1, Axe Arts ïŒLv3 Titles Failure of the Battlefield Equipment Crude Iron Battleaxe, Crude Iron Breastplate, Torn Deer-Leather Armor, Bracelet of Strength (Fake)
Heâs a small fry. This is the status of the strongest of them. It it was me, I could beat him in less than 5 seconds.
While being troubled over what to do, the supposed leader of the group turns this way. I suppose he thought that arguing to Flannel would be useless; thatâs what I can read from his foolish appearance, at least.
ăBesides, how the hell could a brat like this bring in such a large amount of Demonic Beasts?!ă
ăWhat?ă
ăThe exchange must have been fixed!ă
ăAnd so? What could that have to do with this? Suddenly claiming that this girl got the materials through illegal means has nothing to do with you, right?ă
ăâŠâŠ It is! It is related! Because that money should have been ours to begin with, we have the right to take it back!ă
UwaăŒa. Thereâs no longer any sense remaining in this guyâs argument. What kind of thought process led him to that conclusion? Kichiăi is over hereăŒ! (â·)
ăShe gathered those materials with her own hands. Her abilities are enough to kill a Twin-Headed Bear and beautifully dismantle it at minimum.ă
ăHah! You really think so?! Hey, youâre a member of the Black Cat tribe, right?ă
ăNn.ă
ăThe Black Cat tribe are particularly famous for their people being complete weaklings. For a member of that tribe to kill a Demonic Beast like that one is impossible! As expected, thereâs definitely something more to it!ă
ăYeah! Yeah!ă
ăDamn brat. Iâll overlook your crime this time if you pay some consolation money. Take out the money you received a minute ago.ă
ăHeheheâŠÂ The Guild doesnât stick their neck into a fight between Adventurers, so you wonât be intervening, right?ă
ăTchâŠâŠă
To their behavior, Flannel becomes stiff. What they said was correct. The Guild doesnât interfere with the quarrels of the Adventurers. In other words⊠Whatever happens, the Adventurerâs Guild will turn a blind eye. Even if that quarrel becomes a crime. That should be natural.
If these guys are really thinking that, then something must be wrong with their heads. Itâs not even at the level of a fool anymore. Could it be that inside of their heads, thereâs a Slime trapped inside?
ăHey, whatâs with that look?ă
ăâŠâŠă
Fran looks up at the man. Her face is expressionless as always. But a clear anger is evident within her eyes.
ăAh? Does a weak member of the Black Cat tribe intend to go against someone from the Red Dog tribe?ă
ăYeah, yeah! Damn cat, donât get carried away!ă
ăYou put us Beastmen to shame! But hey, I just might forgive you if you hand over the money, you know?ă
To call her the lowest of the low, is that what you intend to say? If Fran wasnât angrier than I was, I would have cut them down long ago.
*Buti*
The sound of one running out of patience. I surely heard such a thing.
Franâs goal is to raise the position of the Black Cat tribe, to succeed the will of her deceased parents. With these guysâ abuse, she probably canât endure any longer.
ăShut up.ă
ăWhat?ă
ăYour barking is noisy, dog.ă (âž)
She said it! You said it, Fran! You did well! Iâll treat you to something delicious later!
ăYou bastard! Iâll kill you!ă
Iâm tired of hearing template-like lines already.
ăImpossible, weakling.ă
ăAh? Did you just call me a weakling?ă
ăEven though youâre just a weakling of the Black Cat tribe!ă
ăDisappear in 5 seconds, or bark 1,000 times. Iâll overlook you, dog.ă
ăYouâ! After I have my way with you, Iâll sell you off to the Slave Traders! No more mercy!ă(âč)
Extortion, assaulting a little girl, and human trafficking. These guys are finished. If the police were around, theyâd immediately be arrested. Thereâre already some Adventurers walking out of the Guild.
Well, shall we put an end to this?
ăBad breath. Stop talking.ă
ăFucking brat!ă
He put his hands on his weapon! Yes, justifiable defense has been established!
ăDie, brat!ă
Out of the question. You canât even move anymore, after all.
ăAh? I-Iaa, AHHHhhhhhhhh! My foot isâ! Hiiaaaa! ă
The manâs body, losing its support, falls to the side. Both of his legs have been severed from the knee.
Fran didnât pull me out, either. She had used the Lv6 Sword Technique: Auraă»Blade. Itâs a technique which develops a blade made purely out of magic power, just for an instant. Its power is low, but it can be combined with Vibrating Fang, and depending on the userâs MGC, it can become invisible. It could be seen as an ideal technique for assassination.
And sheâs already learnt how to use it! Fran, my frightening girl!
The man squirms about like a caterpillar in the pool of blood which continues to grow from his legsâ wounds.
ăAH ii II, Ahiiiiiiii ă
Disgusting! Absolutely revolting.
ăY-youâŠâŠ B-B-But, Aahh?ă
ă!!âŠ!⊠I-It hurâ! ă
Two more people fall to the ground due to Vibration Bullets fired by Fran breaking and tossing their legs aside. In addition, as a follow-up attack, more Vibration Bullets are fired at their faces. Their power is held back, but their noses are destroyed and their frontal teeth are completely lost. Their eyes might be done for as well.
The two remaining canât understand the situation. For the time being, they back away from Fran, so they likely understand that sheâs dangerous at this point at least. However, itâs not like Franâs disdain has disappeared. They should have run away.
ăSlow judgement is fatal.ă
Cleanup would have been troublesome, but Fran would have been fully capable of killing them if she intended to.
Fran kicks the floor, and in the next moment, sheâs right before one of them them. And with me, whoâs still covered in cloth, she strikes their face with all her might.
*Gan! Gan!*
More or less, it was equivalent to striking with the back of oneâs sword. No, because they were hit with the abdomen of the sword, perhaps it would qualify as an abdomen strike? (Âčâ°) Well, regardless, their legs and faces now have comminuted fractures. (ÂčÂč) Most likely, low-leveled potions wonât be able to heal them completely.
Turning around, the first technique from Pugilism: Auraă»Kick is used against the last one remaining. With vibration applied, of course. He was abut to draw his weapon, but it was too late. His knee was broken, and the muscles inside were shredded. To finish with, heâs struck in the face with a vibrating elbow strike.
End scene. Noise from the surrounding Adventurers has disappeared entirely, and only the screams for help from the other men resounded in the Guild.
ăHey?ă
ăY-Yes!ă
ăMay I go?ă
ăAhâŠâŠ Yeah. Thank you very much. We hope to see you again.ă
Ohh, Flannel has a good smile. How refreshing. Secretly, I make a mental thumbs up for âGood Jobâ.
ăWell, as for you guys, Iâll hand you over to the soldiers.ă
ăAhhâ Ahh, you donât plan on catching that damn brat?! W-We were suddenly attacked, soâ!ă
ă Haa? What nonsense are you saying? Damn scum, all that child did was act in self-defense, isnât that right?ă
ăR-right. Thatâs right! Thatâs how it is!ă
ăIt was completely self-defense!ă
Hooray~ I can be at ease if Flannel and the other Adventurers have to give testimony.
ăIt hurăŒ! It hurts! Please, heal me!ă
ăAhh, before that, I need to receive the bill for the floor you defiled. Blood is hard to remove, you know? You suffered a great loss, so Iâll leave it at 10,000 Gorudo. If you pay it, I might just heal you.ă
You didnât say that youâd heal them for sure! Flannel!
After listening to Flannelâs remarks, we leave the guild.
A considerable amount of time was taken up. The sun is already starting to set.
ăShall we look for an inn for the time being? Since weâre in town, Iâd hate to camp out.ă
(ÂČ) It was Gocha Gocha Uruse in the flesh. Better strike that off the bingo card.
I may or may not have spent over an hour watching Vocaloid music and ending up at this when I linked that.
(Âł) This is from the follower-mobs, just so thatâs clear.
(âŽ) âBeautiful Person (F)â (çŸäșș) is used here. Flannel is confirmed to be a girl â and a beautiful one at that. Add another template to the list, m8âs.
(â”) ăă ăł. The first two characters could actually be âdumbâ. Well played, Author.
(â¶) Changed Franâs Race to âBlack Cat Beastmanâ because adding Beastman in is actually more accurate. The exact translation would be âBeastmană»{Type} Tribeâ, but instead of adding in âTribeâ Iâll just have it as a bit of invisible logic. For example: You can understand that Black Cat Beastmen in general are being talked about if I say âBlack Cat Tribeâ, right?
(â·) Another unknown reference. I have no clue. I suppose itâs some sort of insane character? Or perhaps a nonsensical one? ăăăă€
(âž) çŹ is âDogâ â but it can also be the derogatory âloser/assholeâ. Just know that as the conversation progresses.
(âč) He uses çŻă which is, so weâre clear, essentially ârapeâ. When âassaultâ is used in the line above, it can also be rape. Iâm going to enjoy translating this trash being kicked around.
After translating, I can confirm: I did indeed enjoy translating that.
(Âčâ°)Â I think this was a joke, but translation killed it. Itâs essentially a reflection on how, as a âbroadswordâ type of sword, rather than a âbackâ he used his âabdomenâ (side) to strike a non-lethal blow.
(ÂčÂč) The type of fracture one would get from car crashes. Itâs çČç éȘšæ â so âcomminuted fractureâ is the only translation.
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You may have noticed, but I used italics a lot in this chapter. Itâs not because Iâm in love with them or anything, itâs just because the bandiâ I mean Mob guys use âăŒâ a lot.
Just so youâre aware, âăŒâ isnât a dash (-) â itâs a sort of Japanese character used for elongating vowels. For example: Uwaaaaa =  UwaăŒa. Screams and such are excluded, but they can be used in compleăŒteley regular sentances, you knoăŒw? It just loăŒks awkward if theyâre uăŒsed a lot. RiăŒght?
Thus, italics.
Anyways, time to sleep~
If thereâre any mistakes, make sure to comment âem, âcause itâs 3:12 AM currently, and I have neither the desire nor consciousness remaining to edit âem all out!