Santa-san appeared in my dreams so I wished to him āI want to become a beautiful girl, be spoiled, and live life on easy mode!ā. Itās not like Iām a pervert but anybody would have that kind of wish. You do too, right? Please say you do.
Thatās why, when I woke up, I became a girl. Even I, myself, think itās too sudden.
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In this world, my name is Kurone Koyoi. Iām a naive and innocent four year old.
When I reincarnated at first, I was averse to the TS reincarnation situation but as expected, Iāve come to accept it after four years. Thatās why, Iām able to play with girls with a cute stuffed toy in my hand. I donāt have any particular struggles against the gender or age gap as commonly seen in other works.
Thatās right, with a heart like a stream of water, I was able to accept everything and avoid it. In realityā
āKoyoi-chan, Usa-chan wonāt fight with Rider-sanā
āNn, itās fine. The bunny will win in the end.ā
āThereās nothing fine with thatāā
What!? Werenāt dolls supposed to fight against each other when you play house!?
As I played according to my thoughts, the friends around me gradually decreased one by one.
It seems like the problem is that Rider was unable to win in the duel between the rabbit doll and Rider. I didnāt know though.
But itās only house so itās not like it matters who wins!
I experienced that kind of childhood and quickly entered elementary school. And then, without trouble or anything special, I graduated.
Now, thereās a problem here.
I wished āI want to become a beautiful girl, be spoiled, and live life on easy mode!ā and reincarnated. However, let alone being spoiled, Iām currently living a zero-friend loner lifestyle.
Why did it turn out like this. Why did it turn out like this!?
I thought if it was my second round at life, I would have a cheat and become unparalleled.
For example, I would capitalize on my second round at life and debut as a child actor, or perhaps master every traditional performing arts.
But what about reality?
Without accomplishing anything, I lived everyday leisurely. Having said that, it means that I have no special skill or that I wasnāt born with a talent. Let alone 100 friends, itās doubtful whether I could even have one.
With middle school before me, I realized. Iāve completely realized.
Could it be that Iāll only waste my time and live this life pointlessly?
I canāt live my life like this. Itās too dreadful.
Iām, Iām going to make a middle school debut and live my life being spoiledā¦ā¦!
With that determination, the next three yearsā¦ended!
āThe entrance ceremony is tomorrow.ā
Third year in middle school. I didnāt accomplish anything. While I was being determined for the middle school debut, I held the expectation everyday that something would happen for sure someday. With those hopes in my chest, I reached high school.
Thatās right, only my readiness was adult-like.
In order to live a fulfilling life and avoid the crisis I sensed, I sought to change. However, I did nothing as the days went by.
People always complain in their mind but when it comes down to it, they do nothing and let their irritation worsen wonderfully
Even if I reincarnated and lived a convenient life, no matter where, the system and nature of the world stays cruel and ruthless.
With that, I entered high school!
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āMy name is, Kurone Koyoi. Etto, my hobby is reading, I am good atā¦ā¦there is nothing I am particularly good at. I look forward to working with youā¦ā¦ā
This woman doesnāt learn.
Sheās so thoroughly stupid that she doesnāt learn.
In spite of being able to complain and think inside my head, when I open my mouth, my voice wonāt come out. And my talk power is nonexistent.
Iām a hopeless, komyushou1 ā¦ā¦!
Even if I redo it, it wonāt become a high school debut.
From my surroundings, there was sparse and lifeless clapping. My stomach hurts.
āWell then itās my turn. My name is Kobayashi Haruto. I did soccer in middle school. My favorite things are hanging out with friends and karaoke I guess. There are few people from my middle school who came to this high school. Thatās why I want to make lots of friends. You are free to ask for my LINE. Nice to meet youā
āHaruto-kun, letās exchange contactsāā āEehāme too!ā āLetās go look at the soccer club next time!ā
Tsu, tsueeeeee2.
Kobayashi-kun, who is sitting behind me, is too much of a komyukyou3 , itās dazzling.
My self-introduction isnāt even comparable to an opening performance. I feel like Iāve been shown what itās really like to be at the top of the social caste.
I donāt want to be thought of as the same as the noisy girls going āKyaa! Kyaa!ā Therefore, I will stubbornly keep my head forward. But I can understand.
That guy, while rustling his silky brown hair and putting on the mask of a sweet smile, has already established his position at the top of the class. On top of that, he waves his hand like heās some sort of celebrity. I canāt understand the meaning of waving your hand in the classroom. Completely incomprehensible.
While Iām about to be crushed by the heavy pressure and my inferiority complex, the self-introductions went along swimmingly. In the end, the one who made the self introduction with the weakest impression was me. Even I think so.
The teacher gave a quick explanation and dismissed the class for today.
I held my bag which became heavy from the textbooks under my arms.
āAh, you were Kurone-san, right? We were talking about going to karaoke afterwards with everyone. What do you think?ā
The one who called out to me was, Kobayashi-kun.
āEh, ah, umm.ā
āAah, could it be you have an errand to attend to? Sorry for holding you up then.ā
āNo, itās fineā¦ā¦ā
Stuttering while talking to my classmate, having him be considerate of me, and finally a polite āOk goodbye.ā
Isnāt this too miserable?
But I, by no means, should be angry with Kobayashi-kun here.
Heās genuinely worrying about me and when I couldnāt reply, he purposely created an escape path for me.
Itās rare for there to be a komyukyou this strong and perfect. If you had to point out a mistake, it would be that he called out to a small fry komyushou like me.
Well, with this and that, the curtain on my entrance ceremony quickly closed.
Once in a lifetime, twice with reincarnation. Despite my feelings, the entrance ceremony, which heavily influences my future, ended without me being able to do anything.
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āIām home.ā
Though I say that, thereās no response.
When I come home, I first boot up my computer. While itās booting up, I finish changing my clothes and then work hard at my daily routine of net surfing.
Without talking at school, I come and type on my computer all day. Haha. What a blissful youth.
I casually skim through the dayās news and can only mutter ākitakutta4ā to my SNS with few followers.
Even if I donāt have friends in real life, I have a lot online! As if there could be such a convenient story. As expected, even online, thereās no one I can call a friend. At most, it would be a shallow relationship in a game in which we exchange a word or two sometimes.
After finishing my routine, I log into my social game for my login bonus and consume my stamina. In my spare time, I casually skim through an aggregator site, look at only the titles, and jump from link to link several times.
While Iām skimming through articles with interesting titles, I found one that caught my attention.
ććSigns of a TrendćThe most talked about VTubers are!?ć
āAah, itās already that period.ā
Iāve forgotten recently but I am a reincarnator. And this world isnāt like a common isekai or a light novel-like modern world with superpowers, but rather an extremely normal world.
However, itās not like everything is the exact same. Mixed in with well-known celebrities are unfamiliar ones and conversely, the existence of super influential figures have disappeared. Therefore, Iāve come to understand that this world is a parallel world.
And so, whatās important is what happens from here on out.
It is currently the year of 2017.
And in my previous life, I lived until 2020.
In other words, although my reincarnation was TS reincarnation, it was actually āregression TS reincarnation.ā
No, I feel like if itās regression, then I would be able to conduct myself better with future knowledge. Even now, I want to retort to it when I read web novels too. But you know, this is only a similar parallel world. Even though there is Rider5, his squadron isnāt there and even though there is FF6, there is no DQ7. Furthermore, Nobunaga is called Nobuhime in this world.
In a world like that, I canāt go TUEEEE8!! with my future knowledge or something. Iāve already graduated from those thoughts around four years old.
āāNow letās return to the main subject.
Speaking of 2017, for otakus, itās the unforgettable dawning of the Vtuber era.
The obscure Vtubers will be popularized with an explosive momentum by taking advantage of a certain end of year incident.
And even in this world, Vtubers exist without any problem.
However, the figure of the girl said to be the top of Vtubers isnāt there. Instead, there is a substitute Vtuber that is still fighting at the forefront.
Even if the end of year incident didnāt happen, according to my experience, history will follow a similar path. Therefore, I think Vtubers will probably become popular immediately.
I wonder if I should make an investment and make preparations to get some long-time fans.
Well, thereās still four months so itās probably fine if I leave it alone for a while.
While thinking that, I continued scanning over another aggregator site.