Boyfriend: I feel that I shouldn't have cared whether you fell asleep or not, just why would I feel that you've been working too hard so I let you sleep this entire year?!
Me: …
Boyfriend: Because of this, I wasted a year, hehe.
Me: …
Boyfriend: I should have called you up.
Me: …
Me: Wait, darling, I wake up in a bad mood…
My boyfriend choked.
Me: It's no good waking me up! I might be so angry I'll want to hit something!
Boyfriend: I told you, can you stop f.u.c.king filling. your. head. with. your. imagination!
Me: I cannot.
Boyfriend: …Why?
Me: I can't control it.
Boyfriend: Very good.
Me: And besides I think what I'm saying is very reasonable.
Boyfriend: I shouldn't call you up.
Me: Mmmm darling I just know you're the best, muah~
Boyfriend: I should f*ck you till you wake up.
…Wait a minute.
Who is this person!
This tone doesn't sound like my gentle kind-hearted refined cute and amiable boyfriend?!!!