Gah the switches in tenses are driving me crazy!!!
Also, I love how you guys had such low expectations for the boyfriend, but!! it's not! (completely!) his! fault! this time around MWAHAHAHA
Originally posted on RBKTR Translations.
Author: Yi Zhi Da Yan (一隻大雁).
The dumbstruck me is pushed into the bathroom.
The dumbstruck me is stripped of my clothes.
The dumbstruck me suddenly realizes that this situation is almost like a certain kind of scene within an unspeakable romance film.
When he stripped my clothes I was very awake very agitated, when he pushed me into the bathtub I was very awake very agitated, then when he filled up the tub with hot water, and you all know this, a person's spirit can relax really easily during their bath.
Because of one of my client's cases, I'd barely slept three or four hours in the past three days. I was planning on sleeping after eating something after coming home, but I didn't expect to meet that stray dog, even more so not expecting my boyfriend to chase me out to wash my car.
After putting out this much, I want to speak of an action I'll regret making for at least the next half of the year.
While the hot water was filling up, I f.u.c.king fell asleep.
I don't want to say anything.
The next day I woke up from my own bed, tidily wearing the first item hung up in my closet, and entered a painful midst of self-blame.
Such a perfect chance, and I actually fell asleep!!!
My boyfriend left a slip for me on the table, saying he took a leave to bring the dog to the vet.
You take a break from work not to make love, what's the difference between you and a salted fis.h.!.+
That kind of situation yesterday night, why didn't you wake me up!
Did he just purely think that I wouldn't be able to bathe properly???