Kaoru: ââŚSo you guys are from a nearby village, you said?â
Villager: âY-yes, we live in a village thatâs not far from here. We tend to come here occasionallyâŚâ
It seems like thereâs a village nearby, but itâs a little away from the town and these boys said that they are from there.
Well, the village seems to be on the other side of the town where we got the information about this place from. So, the townspeople probably didnât even bother to mention their village. Perhaps, even if thereâs a town closer to the village, the villagers still probably wonât have that much interaction with that town.
âŚAh, of course, we temporarily returned to the womenâs tent and dressed up. Otherwise, the guys would be too unrest to talk.
Kaoru: âWell then, since you guys already came here, why donât you join us? Itâs not as if this hot spring is ours aloneâŚ.or rather, we are just someone who gets in your way even though the ones who maintain this place are you guys from the village, rightâŚ?
Though this place is most likely a mixed bath, but itâs a little bitâŚ, you know⌠so please wait a minute.â
When I said so, the children nodded a lot of times.
Itâs bad to make them wait, but this is something like ăEarliest bird catches the wormă. Nonetheless, we want to be the first one to enter, you see.
Letâs have these children go together with Roland and Emile, so that we wonât regard it as ăexcluding the other peopleă.
âŚHowever, even though this is probably a mixed bathing for the villagers, why did the children get shaken up when they saw our naked body?
Donât tell me, they were surprised of my lack of breastsâŚno, shut up!!
I got a little intrigued and asked them, but they immediately turned red. When I thought ăUmumu, they are too innocent, huh?ă, their gaze turned to Francette and Belle.
Is it because of my chest? My eyes?âŚ..I see, itâs both, huh? Damn it!!
No, more than that, one of those three is looking towards Riette-chan!
D-donât tell me, you bastardâŚ.
OhâŚ, he was just remembering about his sister that he took care of when he was young and felt nostalgic about itâŚ? Je-je voisâŚ.
After that, we slowly went to the hot spring, leaving Roland and Emile who are watch-keeping the boys.
Ah! I forgot!
(Come out! A lion head-shaped container with a tiny bit of potion inside. The ingredients can be dissolved in a hot water that flows through the container and have a slight beauty effect, healing effect and relaxing effect!)
Yup, everythingâs fine because I had imagined all of the details inside my head.
And then it appeared, the one that is just like the details. That lion head-shaped thing, which can spew hot water from its mouth as if itâs vomitingâŚâŚ somehow itâs kinda dirty!
No, itâs not like that!
Anyway, I poured the hot water into the back of the lion head which had been stuck to a rock and the water came out from its mouth. It looks just like some kind of decoration.
Well, since Francette had come here as well, I have to at least offer a little service to her who always goes through a lot of hardship.
Sometimes she comes back full with bruises and wounds after going to a sword dojo and had 1 vs 10 matches just for training so that her body wonât get dull. When I tried to heal her with a potion, she always said ăthis kind of wound is not necessary for thată and refuseâŚ
But I feel guilty to Roland if her body is full of bruises and wounds, you know?
Thatâs why, I need to go sneaky on this.
And also, donât bully the weak, FrancetteâŚâŚ.youâre not allowed to go home waving some kind of a flag, okay!?
Francette: âW-whatâs thatâŚ?â
Kaoru:Â âYup, as I thought, a hot spring has to have this after all. In my world, itâs a common sense that hot springs are spewed from a lion, yeah!â
Of course, in truth, thereâs no such thing as that. In the first place, itâs not really a match between a lion and a Japanese-style hot spring.
Francette: âH-HaaâŚâ
Francette made a doubtful face, but Belle and Riette-chan were touching the lion head as if theyâre curious instead. Well, I guess itâs fine to just touch it as it probably wonât have any medicinal effect.
Ah, more or less, if you try to remove the lion head from its place, it will be pulverized and all effects will be lost as well as all of the things that I have created has self-destruction function except one-time disposable things. No matter how slight the effect may be, if itâs abused by a certain authority or rich people, it would be a disaster.
For women in every world, even a slight effect may lead to a great attraction, so it might be enough for them to get at least a husband or lover who is an influential person. Womenâs desire for beauty is truly terrifyingâŚ.
âŚâŚMe? Give me kind eyes, chest and height!
Damn it, I really failed the negotiation with Celes, huhâŚ.
No, I will challenge my inner self with this appearance and genes which I got from my parents, and I wonât use any potions as well for it! This has to be a fair matchâŚ.
Riette:Â âNee-sama, are you playing one hundred faces tag?â
(TL Note: I dunno about this, itâs çžé˘ç¸ăăŁă and I canât find the English word for itâŚ)
Itâs not like thaaatt~!!
And thus, the four young girls (only the looks) tried to start the girls talk butâŚ
Thereâs no topic to talk about!!
Me, who is the same age as them and doesnât have a single boyfriend yet!
Belle is more or less a couple with Emile, but sheâs never changed ever since when she was an orphan.
And Riette-chan is out of the question.
Whatâs left isâŚ.
Kaoru:Â âFrancette, howâs Roland?â
Francette:Â âHa? What do you mean by that?â
Kaoru: âNo, I mean, I wonder how far have you gone, or something like thatâŚâ
Francette: âEh? I have always been with all of you, so I didnât go anywhere else except from the royal capital, Gurua to here, thoughâŚâ
Kaoru & Belle: âââŚâŚââ
Belle and I exchanged glances and sighed.
This is uselessâŚâŚ
After that, we bathed for a while until my body swollen up, put on my clothes and then called the guys.
Boys:Â âââââToo long!âââââ
Ah, as I thoughtâŚ.
Boy:Â âUwah! What in the world is this!?â
Ooh, they are surprised because something that they havenât seen before had been placed there.
Roland:Â âWhat animal is this?â
Eh? Do they not know what a lion is?
Is there no lion in this world, or is it just because it cannot be found around here?
Well, they donât have a TV nor any animal picture book, so itâs not weird that they donât know. Even I wonât have had the chance to see a lion even though I lived in Japan if thereâs no TV, books, or zoos. Of course thereâs no ăAnnouncement from Lionă or something like that around here either.
Well, while listening to such voice, I rolled around in the womenâs tentâŚ.
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Kaoru:Â âSo, whatâs this about inviting us to your village?â
Boy:Â âY-Yes, itâs around 2 hours from here, itâs right over there. Itâs a small village, but itâs a good place. We have delicious vegetables and yams! Even our venison and boar dishes are delicious as well!â
Ooh, venison and boar meat, in addition, yams!
âŚbut why are your eyes swimming aroundâŚ.?
Well, I will still go, though.
Francette:Â âWhy is this kind of invitation happened again? Itâs probably something strange as well, donât you think?â
Belle:Â âRight~?â
Riette: âStrangeâŚ..â
Francette, Belle and Riette-chan severely said so inside the womenâs tent.
âŚâŚWell, Riette-chan is just trying to imitate those two and seems like she doesnât know anything.
And so, after I said to the boys, ăWell, should I try and visit there~?ă, one person remained so that he can be our guide, and the other two went to the village saying ăWe have something to do, so weâll go back firstă and left.
âŚâŚmost likely itâs for the preparation, rightâŚ?
As we havenât had enough time to enjoy the hot spring yet, we wonât leave immediately. We plan to leave after fully enjoying the hot spring in these three days and two nights.
To begin with, even in Japan, thereâs no time to relax if itâs just a round trip for a hot spring even if itâs for two days one night with only a schedule such as arriving in the evening, eating a meal, bathing and then go home in the next morning. Itâs better to stay and enjoy while repeatedly entering and leaving the hot spring many times. Oh, and sometimes go sightseeing in the nearby spotsâŚ.
Well then, how will a small village in the back of the mountain entertain us?
Will it be a village full of thieves that strips off what travelers brought? Or rather, will it be a village full of thieves living with their families who are not only ăstripping offă the travelers, but also selling the ătravelersă themselves as slaves?
Itâs not like Iâm interested in social reform nor volunteering, but if they ask me to follow them, then I will go like what they wanted to.
âŚâŚAlongside ăThe Fierce God and the Goddessâs Guardian Knight, Einherjară, ăA Brave Elder Brother of a Kingă, and ăThe Devotees who doesnât value their own lifeăâŚâŚ