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The injured people are resting in the supply cart. Leaving some number of man as the guard. Bringing only the strong and veteran hunters, they headed for the settlement where there might be a King Frogman— It is decided that we are going to attack King Frogman.
If it is a normal novel, than the me who is a protagonist would be in the subjuction unit but vending machine and Ramis are staying.
Oh well our real job was to supply food so this is a normal treatment we get.
The Fool’s Eccentric Party lead by Kerioiru, such a low naming sense party, went to the king’s hunt.
And in the settlement there is supposed to be little number of frogmen who are protecting the king, so we can just relax here. Meaning, Sales Time!
We were placed near the supply cart, so let’s earn a few points.
“Welcome, Welcome”
“There are hot dishes and drinks—, Drinks are only 1 silver coin!”
Reacting to my attracting call, Ramis is helping me out.
It seems it was right in time for taking rest so Cup Ramen, Tea, and the sports drinks were the most sold.
At first many people didn’t like the weird taste of the sports drink but the rumour of it that if you drink this your fatigue will fade away brought in many hunters to buy.
As a matter of fact the sports drink with the blue and white logo was developed as a medicine. I remember that in past it really helped me when I was a having cold or Diarrhea.
It is a perfect drink for this situation where everyone is tired.
“Ha-I can eat warm food without having to produce fire, I can’t have enough”
“We don’t even have to clean, It really makes me happy”
“Aah, I want one in my team”
Vending Machine’s ability really is useful for the hunter’s job, so they are looking at me with an envious gaze. It is already troublesome enough with the Perverted Leader, Now I have to look out for the other hunters.
Ramis seems to really be happy to people complimenting me so she is smiling really happily. She doesn’t understand the people’s gaze’s meaning….if this keeps on…
“Sorry, but can someone help out with the injured ones”
“Ah, I will help! Hakkon I must leave you alone but don’t cry just because you got lonely ok”
“Please come by again”
“What’s that. Than, I’m going ”
I replied to her teasing with quick answer, so she acted little angry by pouting, and she went away.
If this was in my real body it may look like an interaction between couples, But, I am just a machine…
“Utto, that gullible one went away. Now’s the time”
The short man with protruding tooth looking around suspiciously came towards me. I know it is the worst thing to do to judge people by their appearance, but I have to say it. He looks way too shady.
What to say he looks like a small-fry. I want to give him a title of The little criminal. He is coming closer while humming, His gaze looks like he wants to lick me all over.
When I see his gaze, he seems to be looking at the place where you insert the money.
“Hmm, What should I buy”
Small-fryish hunter says in a really loud voice idiotically, he tries to insert the silver pick in the place to insert the coin.
Aa, this guy, he wants to rob my money. Then, I should act correspondingly respond to his action.
“WELCOME”
I say it in a loudest volume
“Uei!!!??‘
Oh, he got surprised enough to jump. My voice and the little criminal’s voice attracted the gaaze of others. Now, what will you do in this situation.
“He, Hee, he can really talk. It really is amazing”
Oh acting as if he is admiring me, your face looks really out of shape.
If you become honest and buy something and leave I will let you go but he don’t look like a honest human.
“You, if you really understand my voice than give me the money….If you don’t want to be destroyed, understand”
He said it all in a low voice. Oh, this asshole started kicking me with his feet. Hou Hou, don’t underestimate vending machine just because we don’t have arm or leg.
I will show you a power of a vending machine!!
I dropped a mineral water in the outlet, the man’s look became obviously happier. And he pushed in his hand in the outlet, that moment I dropped another product.
“Again the sound………Hoooooooooooooot! Hot, hot, gyaaa!”
Fuhahahaha, corn soup which I heated to its maximum capacity. I will add more in number.
“If you win you get another one”
I dropped more continuously and with this he can’t take away his hands. This is a price you must pay for hurting my beautiful body and tried to steal my money, I will never forgive you. Continue suffering the heat, Muhahahahaha
“Shit, shit, A mere Box dare underestimate me! I will destroy you!”
He took out his sword with other hand and brandished on me. I can block it with barrier but even if I receive it directly the damage will be little. I will let others know your deed so I will let it hit me.
When I decided to do that, but before the sword hit me it stopped.
“What are you trying to do to Hakkon…….”
This is a scary voice of Ramis. She must’ve rushed hear listening to the crowd. This girl can become this scary.
The man is frozen while looking at Ramis. Ramis’s face was that scary. The more you see her adorable self in the day, her change is too scary.
“No, It’s not what it looks like. I just tried to take the goods, but too many products dropped and I couldn’t take off my hand from it!”
“Didn’t you do something bad before?”
Nice Ramis. I might fall in love with her ability to see the situation and her sharp instinct.
“I didn’t do shit! This guy did it by itself!”
“Hakkon did he really do nothing bad?”
“Too bad”[no]
“You see hakkon says no”
“What are you saying. Are you going to trust a box rather than me, you should know—-”
“Of course I believe in Hakkon more”
She answered instantly. Her strong trust in me. I am so happy I want to hug her if I ever grow hands.
and , I give more present to this liar. The soups became a bit cooler but I will crush him with the weight.
“Ouchhhhhhhhh! This box asshole, stop!”
“Now that I think about it, aren’t you a Gugoiru guy who I am supposed to be careful, you must be that guy the guild master told me to be careful”
“Heh, n, no, Of course not”
Uwaa, he sucks at acting. He is sweating profusely and he looks away. You are just saying you did it with you act.
“Ramis-chan. That guy is Gugoiru, he is famous for being doing shady stuff”
The old man who showed his head from the cart told us. Ah, this person, he was the person who taught his subordinate on how to use me. I should take note of him as a good person.
“Fuuuuuuunn, then I don’t have to hold back anything”
She is making a Poki Poki sound with her arm and smiled, Somehow it looked scary.
In the end, he was tied up by the rope and beaten to a pulp and was sent to the cart.
“This, this is bad! Oi everyone retreat! The huge one is coming this way!”
I saw the Huge frog surrounded by a fire hopping toward here.