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“…Sumimasen, while looking after Nanami-chankun, I got drunk from the Nine Heavenly Daoist Cultivation Wine, I’ve lost all my face desu…”
“I heard the whole story from Nana-chankun; I don’t mind.”
Kaa-san said that while laughing desu. She had breakfast made and Rikako-chama’s portion was made desu.
Yesterday, when I returned with Rikako-chama, kaa-san was surprised, but, when I told her that she drank Uuron Hai bai misuteeku ando gotto doranku, kaa-san raufu in ameezumento desu.
Tou-san izu sutorongu uisu osake ando kaa-san kanto getto doranku desu. Probably, watashi will be strong with osake, but watashi will have kodomo biiru until watashi becomes an adult desu. It’s just carbonated juusu (apple flavor), but watashi drink for the atmosphere desu.
Non arukouru no biiru no pakkeji ruukusu raiku noamaru biiru, so itsu iji tsu misuteeku ando watashi hafu tsu bi keafuru desu. If word gets out that watashi drinking, then the next waidoshou will be, “Nana-chankun is drinking while underage!?” desu.
“…I want to die desu.”
“Rikako-chama, do you remember about yesterday desu ka?”
Rikako-chama nods silently desu. It seems that she remembers desu.  Well, as long as you’re not that drunk, you won’t lose your memory desu.
“……I want to die desu.”
“Kaa-san made asagohan, let’s eat desu.”
Rikako-chama, who fell to the dark side completely by saying “I want to die desu,” stood up and sat on a chair in the dainingu desu. When I woke, watashi thought that watashi was going to tease her for yesterday, but watashi doesn’t feel like kicking a dead body down desu.
Today’s menu is Japanese desu. Rice, miso soup, and grilled fish desu.
Since tou-san and Kazuki-dono were already sitting, I said, “ITADAKIMASU DESU WA” and, “OHHOHHOHHO” then I started eating my miso soup with a fork and knife, just like a true ojou-sama would desu wa.
After I finished eating with my elegant motions of my knife, I went to take my ojou-sama lessons desu wa.
There, there were many types of Ojou-sama desu wa. There was an Ojou-sama with bleached hair that often cosplayed as a saint and dreams of a dragon prince falling in love with her desu wa. She calls herself Alice desu wa. There was an Ojou-sama that had long black hair desu wa. She also calls herself Alice desu wa. Actually, everyone’s called Alice here; it sounds elegant and refined, and, most importantly, it’s also the only English name that we know.
“Ara ara, gokigenyo, Alice.”
Alice greeted watashi.
“Gokigenyo, Alice.”
Watashi greeted back.
“Look over there. Alice and Alice are having a most elegant elegancy duel. I think Alice is going to win.”
“True, Alice is very elegant. But, I think Alice is better! Her style and elegance in eating francais onion soup with a knife is truly elegant.”
“That may be true, but, look at what Alice is doing now!”
Alice, while eating her francias onion soup, she took out a spoon desu wa!
“Oh, my, Alice just lost 99.989% of her elegance. You’re right. Alice is going to win.”
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Real Chapter:
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In the next morning, after I got up, I jogged in the room runner, and I lightly sweatted. Then, I went to the living room. There, Shinosaki-san, in the same suit as yesterday, was in a dogeza.
“…Sorry, while looking after Nanami-chan, I got drunk, I’m sorry for showing you such a shameful sight…”
“I heard the whole story from Nana-chan; I don’t mind.”
Mother said that while laughing. She had breakfast made and Shinosaki-san’s portion was there.
Yesterday, when I returned with Shinosaki-san, mother was surprised, but, when I told her that she drank Oolong High by mistake and got drunk, she laughed in amazement.
Father is strong with alcohol, and mother can’t get drunk. Probably, I’ll also be strong with alcohol, but I’ll have kid’s beer until I become an adult. It’s just carbonated juice (apple flavor), but I drink for the atmosphere.
Non-alcoholic beer’s packages looks like ordinary beer packages, so it’s easy to mistake the two and I have to be careful. If word gets out that I’m drinking, then the next wide show will be, “Nana-chan is drinking while underage!?”
“…I want to die.”
“Shinosaki-san, do you remember about yesterday?”
Shinosaki-san nods silently. It seems that she remembers.  Well, as long as you’re not that drunk, you won’t lose your memory.
“……I want to die.”
“Mother made breakfast, so let’s eat.”
Shinosaki-san, who fell to the dark side completely by saying “I want to die desu,” stood up and sat on a chair in the dining room When I woke, I thought that I was going to tease her for yesterday, but I don’t feel like kicking a dead body down.
Today’s menu is Japanese. Rice, miso soup, and grilled fish.
Since tou-san and Kazuki-dono were already sitting, I said, “itadakimasu,” and I started eating.
A well-balanced breakfast is the key to having a good day. Shinosaki-san was squirming while eating, but she seemed better after she finished eating.
“That was a delicious meal.”
“It wasn’t that good. Do you want tea?”
“No, I have to go home. I apologize for any inconvenience that I’ve caused.”
“No, no, it’s me that needs to apologize for any inconvenience that Nana has caused. If it’s okay with Shinosaki-san, please come and stay at any time.”
Shinosaki-san, who was talking to mother, put a large shoulder bag on her shoulder and headed towards the entrance. Oh yeah, I didn’t tell Shinosaki-san what happened after she slept, so I said to her back, “Oh yeah, Shinosaki-san. I’ll be giving Shirosawa Kotori-san lessons, so will you talk to the office?”
“…Isn’t that the heroine’s child in “My Name”? How did that come by…?”
“Ummm, producer Tanuki asked my to give lessons until the start of the filming.”
“…Again, you accepted work without permission?”
“No, no, this time I wasn’t bad. Ummm, right…?”
I told Shinosaki-san of what happened after she slept, “Ow! Ow! Before, Shinosaki-san abused this bald tanuki, so my glass heart will break! Ahhh, my ligament might’ve broke from forcing me to seiza.”
While rolling around in the living room, I imitated P Tanuki. The face on Shinosaki-san when she saw my acting was perfect.
Shinosaki-san’s face was red, she trembled, and her shoulders dropped.
“I will talk to the office… I want to die.”
She went home dripping.
After Shinosaki-san returned home, she got preached to by her mother and father, “Adults shouldn’t get teased like that.”
I think that they conveyed it perfectly.
On the evening of that day, Shinozaki-san talked to the office and seems to have decided to go to the other office instead of calling Shirosawa-san to Sun Aca.
The instructor fee was also talked about. It would be paid by us.
“Because it’s not too expensive to hire the instructor, this time I’ll pay…”
And, after Shinosaki-san said that apologetically, I declined.
Shinosaki-san’s always helping me, sometimes it’s not bad to help her sometimes.