It was the afterglow of a completed school year, combined with the excitement of welcoming a new one. There was also the anticipated lineup announcement and the uncertainty and hope that came with it.
In addition to that, we were going to enter our final year of high school. We had to prepare giving a proper closure for everything that we had done for the past few years. From our club activities, studies and social relationship, we had to part ways from all of them, making this particular spring break more depressing than normal.
However, exceptions always existed.
Me.
I welcomed spring break whole-heartedly. Why should I be anxious about the new school year? What club-activities should I care about? Creating new relationships? My studies? Worrying whether I could graduate or not? None of that mattered to me, only tomatoes. Yes, while my peers were thinking about those insignificant things, I was thinking about how great tomatoes were.
âIs this what a dr*g addict looks like?â
Said Ugin, but who cares about that?
âIâm not addicted to dr*gs, Iâm addicted to tomatoes.â
âButâŚâ
âIâll tell you a trivia. Tomatoes contain toxic substances.â
âEh, really?â
âThey have something called tomatine. It makes you addicted to it to the point that youâll eat it until your stomach bursts out. Itâs some kind of pleasure substance to me.â (T/N: Tomatine does exist, but itâs poisonous for mostly animals and itâs pretty much harmless to humans. Donât mind the rest of the sentence, heâs just memeing.)
âWhen Iâll cremate you, Iâll make sure to add some tomatoes in, Brother.â
âPlease do. If possible, send my ash to the tomato farmers so they can use it as fertilizerâ Wait, whatâs with that uniform?!â
I didnât notice it before because I was busy dealing with my tomatoâs drunkenness. Ugin was wearing a strange uniform, probably her new high schoolâs uniform.
âMoooom! Thereâs a JK in the house! Give me my gun, quickly!â
âIâm going to kill you for real, Brother.â
My sister would finally become a high school girl. She could finally be basked with the power of JK, entering the period of bliss that every female in the world yearned for. A period where they could wear their cute uniforms and their fashionable clothes while having fun with their boyfriendsâ
Wait a secondâŚ
If she became a high school girl, flies would be all over her, wouldnât they? I canât let this go. I should buy her a stun gun and some VX gas. I couldnât let her mingle with those people who lived in the dark-side of the society. The people who would treat other peopleâs freedom like dirt and exploit their worth until the day they die.
Those people were the reason why human being endlessly strived for more surveillance and control over everything. From AI-based CCTV that could predict when crimes would happen to ID systems that could track and control the behavior of people. The world would soon come to a point where it would be safe to live in, but the people had no privacy whatsoever. In this situation, what would humanity decide going forward? Find out more, the screening will start on July 14th.
âYou need to stop drinking those tomato juices, you really look out of it.â
âWatch out for the guys out there. If something happens, before you call 110, call me first. Iâll come running for you at a speed that even the physics canât comprehend and Iâll send those guys to Siberiaâ Nay, the black hole itself. Iâll make them observe the truth of the world.â
âDonât worry, Iâll definitely call for 110.â (T/N: 110 is the police hotline in Japan.)
I knew that she was sensible enough to not voluntarily put herself in danger. I hoped that she wouldnât betray my trust for her.
âIs there anyone from your middle school there?â
âThere are some, yes.â
That should be fine then. It was better than throwing her in a den filled with strangers. Then again, she was a social butterfly. She would be able to adapt even if I were to throw her into the deep sea or Jupiter. It was useless for me to worry about her.
Recently, she started to be more and more like an old man, so the sight of her acting like a girl again made me feel relieved. There was a time when she asked me if Atsukan tasted good or not. I felt like my whole world collapsed when I heard that question. Of course, I would know jack about that thing! I was a minor! What kind of thing did she look up on the internet? (T/N: Atsukan, to put it simply, itâs hot sake.)
I just told her that it tasted like a goblinâs piss and warned her to not try to do anything funny if she didnât want the police knocking at our houseâs door. My words seemed to fall on deaf ears though, as she replied to me with âBut, Iâm curiousâ. It was at this moment that I decided to move in advance to exterminate everyone that would try to get their hands on her the moment she would enter the university.
In any case, Sakaki Sui wasnât a person who would lose himself in the bliss of the spring break. That was why his schedule for the spring break was as clear as a NEETâs resume.
That was why I was really sensitive toward Uginâs behavior at home. I watched her movements closely as dust started accumulating all over my body like a PC that was disconnected from its power supply. When I was doing that, I saw her fiddling around with her smartphone. Because I was curious about that, I asked her a question.
âIâm trying to look for fellow freshmen on social media.â
That was her answer.
Apparently, in this modern age, everything started even before school started. The modern JK used the power of the internet to start their social life in advance to avoid being left out when the school actually started. Hell, not only JK did that, the boys also did it. What kind of supernatural phenomenon was this, I wonder?
An organic being like me didnât have much contact with that side of the world, that was why I was dumbfounded after finding out about this revelation. The world turned more complex and bizarre as time went on. Seeing this, I decided that my decision to stay as a lone wolf was the correct one.
* Â * Â *
[Letâs look at the lineup announcement together.]
Hiwa Arina sent me that incomprehensible line of text.
They would be announcing the lineup at the graduation ceremony. The reason why they did that was probably to force the other students to attend the ceremony. Though, the ceremony was always filled with people since they didnât take any fee to attend it. It could also be because the ceremony was that one time when everyone would gather together to see off their seniors.
Whatever the reason behind it, I would be attending the ceremony. This was the last chance for me to see Akakusa-sensei, there was no way that I would miss it.
Also, Aki-senpai would be there, this was also a chance for me to say my final goodbye to her. I didnât try to contact her before this because I knew that she was busy with both graduation and exams. Since everything was pretty much over, I could talk with her now and make sure that I tied up every loose end with her.
* Â * Â *
A few days passed and the day of the graduation ceremony arrived.
It was a holiday, yet I had to wake up early in the morning and put on my uniform.
âWhere are you going?â
âThe UK. The planeâs gonna take off soon.â
âWith what passport?â
âThe counterfeit one I made in Hong Kong.â
âThereâs really something wrong with your head!â
I finished my breakfast quickly before leaving my home at a speed comparable to a bullet train.
This was my newly acquired movement technique. It would reduce my lifespan by three minutes whenever I used it, but if I didnât do this, I wouldnât make it in time.
Like the opening of a silly anime, I used all my strength to run. Too bad, there wasnât a beautifully placed title with flowers falling and a cute heroine in this opening. Instead, there was a tall high school guy, running with bloodshot eyes, bulging veins and scattered sweat. It wasnât something that I would let a child see.
Attendance wasnât mandatory and you could come late if you wanted to, but I was a punctual person, being late wasnât acceptable.
Thanks to that, I managed to miraculously arrive in time. I managed to make the impossible possible, creating my mark in the annals of history!
âYou look like a mess.â
Said Arina who bumped into me.
âI know. They havenât started yet, right?â
âYes, but they will soon. Letâs go.â
There were students that looked at me as if I was an idiot. I ran as fast as I could. They didnât know that I had to get three heart transplants because my heart kept bursting into pieces on the way.
When we got into the gym, I was looking all over the place to find empty seats. Then I found Makoto and Tsuru inside.
âWhat happened, Sui? Why are you on your last breath?â
âEvery capillary in my body ruptured⌠I failed to beat the gravity in that dogfightâŚâ
âWhat the hell are you talking about?â
Soon after, the ceremony began. I had been having trouble catching my breath, but I regained my composure as I turned my attention toward a certain place among the teacherâs seats. Akakusa-sensei was there with tears covering her eyes. Too soon, Sensei.
The ceremony proceeded smoothly. Bouquets of flowers were presented to the teachers as they came on stage. The female teachers started to cry, so were the female students. Like they said, women get emotional quickly, huh? I turned my gaze toward Makoto⌠Who was also crying. You too, huh?
After the ceremony ended, the students exited the gym and lined up in the hallway.
This would be where the teachers who would be transferred walked. This would be the last chance where they could have conversations with their students as their teachers.
âOi Makoto, wipe your tears.â
âSniff⌠SniffâŚâ
âIf I close my eyes and listen to the sound you make, you sound like youâre being chokeââ
âShut up!â
I didnât know why he was crying, but he looked so sad.
After a while, Akakusa-sensei came out. While holding a lot of gifts from her students in her hands, she walked while nodding her head.
Then Makotoâs tears turned into streams.
âSensei! Iâll miss you!â
âThank you, Makoto-kun.â
With a wry smile, she shook his hand. Suddenly, he begged for her photobook, so I quickly grabbed him by the collar and pulled him away from her.
âGood luck at your new workplace, Sensei.â
âThank you. Good luck with your exam, Sui-kun.â
Our parting words were simple, but that should be enough. We conveyed everything we wanted to convey with our eyes anyway.
Before she left, she gave me a wink.
âThereâs a souvenir for you. I left it somewhere in the school.â
âOh, really? What is it? Where did you leave it?â
âLook for it yourself~â
Was it a photobook? No way, right? Suddenly, Makoto wiped his tears and declared war on me. Dumba*s, there was no way that sheâd leave that kind of thing for me.
Besides, I wonât lose to you.
* Â * Â *
Short break. The students were hanging out in front of the school building.
The class lineup announcement would be posted there.
âI wonder what my new class will look likeâŚâ
âI hope mine will be peaceful. I donât want any monkeys there and I hope that there are a lot of pretty girls!â
âI thought youâre going to stay single forever, why does that matter to you?â
âPretty girls serve as eye candies for the exam!â
âWhat a thing to say in front of a girlâs faceâŚâ
I ignored Arinaâs and Tsuruâs looks of disgust and waited patiently for the announcement.
Since I had some free time, I was talking with Toma and Shinji who were nearby, but I suddenly remembered about Aki-senpai. She didnât come to the ceremony for some reason, or else she woulda talked with Arina already. It was unfortunate but it couldnât be helped. She probably had started living on her own somewhere outside the prefecture. Well, I never thought that I would be able to say my goodbyes properly to everyone.
After a while, the teachers appeared with several cylindrical rolls of paper, each was as tall as a person. The students roared in excitement, bringing smiles to the teachersâ faces as they started their preparation.
âFinally.â
âIf your name isnât on there, Sui, Iâll laugh at you.â
âIâll destroy the board if that were to happen.â
The teachers, working in pairs, opened one side of the rolled up papers and stuck the corners with duct tape. As they did this, the students shouted âQuickly!â in excitement. There was someone who even moaned in a lewd voice while they did that. Wait, I knew this voice, it was Mugiyama Kaya. What the hell was that girl doing? Someone, please stop her!
Not long after, the teachers made a final check to make sure that everything was ready.
And then, the lineup was available for us to see.
âIâll look forward to working with you this year too, Sui.â
Said Arina to me. That confused me since it had been three months since the New Year started, but I kept my mouth shut after seeing her calm look. She wasnât joking when she said that. That meant there was a clear reason why she said that.
The students were excited enough to bounce around and scream, meanwhile I desperately looked for my name in the lineup.
âOh, Iâm in class 3-1. Finally I got to be the number oneââ
In the same class as mine, I saw the name Hiwa Arina.
Dumbfounded, I turned my gaze at Arina.
She smiled at me before repeating what she had said to me before this.
âYou⌠Is this the souvenir she left for me?â
âWho knows, itâs a secret.â
She turned her head away and hugged Tsuru. Guess we were in the same class again, huh?
Seriously, this was chaotic.
Then I noticed Makoto standing beside me. He gave me a salute. I looked at my classâ lineup again and noticed that his name was there.
Seriously, this was chaotic.
Kayaâs name was also there.
Seriously, this was the end of the world.
âIâll be looking forward to working with you for the third year, Sui.â
âAt this point, this is a curse.â
I bowed as I said that. This situation was like when two enemies on the battlefield met up again after the war was over. Their hatred toward each other was gone. Only those two men who strongly wished for world peace remained.
My last year would be a good one, it seemed, Sensei.