âKazawaguchi Kozue-senpai is troubled because a certain male student keeps confessing to her over and over again. To make him give up on trying, she faked her relationship with Sakaki Sui.â
That sounded about right. After all, there was no way that guy had enough balls to go out with a senior and besides, he said that he liked me. I repeat, he liked me.
When I asked him what was his reply toward Shironaâs confession, he said that he rejected her by saying that he liked me (No, he didnât). That answer made me slightly (very) happy.
Yikes⊠It feels hot hereâŠ
I could feel my face getting hotter by the seconds.
The heater was doing a good job it seemed.
I decided my next course of action. First, Iâm going to find out more about the yandere student who is chasing after Kazawaguchi-senpai. He was probably wandering around the school like a zombie while looking for Kazawaguchi-senpaiâs whereabouts. Pity rose from within me after picturing that she had to deal with that kind of situation.
Since school ended not too long ago, the yandere should still be around, so I went outside to look for him.
âHuh? Youâre still here?â
Since I didnât know the identity of the yandere, I asked the previous dull-looking third year for his help again. He was the same boy who told me the identity of Kazawaguchi-senpai and her friend.
âI have another business with you, so I came back.â
I briefly interrogated the dull-looking third year student and the name Yudai came up.
Yudai was the name of the yandere, he had been infatuated with Kazawaguchi-senpai since back when they were freshmen. The dull-looking third year student gave me this information easily after enough persuasion.
âUm⊠Can you let me go now? You said weâll never see each other again, but this is the third timeâŠâ
âIâm sorry, senpai, this is an emergency, thatâs why I asked you for help. I promise that this is the last time⊠Anyway, can you tell me more about this Yudai-senpai?â
He breathed a sigh of relief after hearing my promise. Since I felt sorry for him, Iâll try to uphold that promise and make this instance the last time weâll ever see each other.
âYudai isnât really a bad guy. He just has a big crush on Kazawaguchi. I heard he confessed to her at least once a monthâŠâ
Thatâs concerningâŠ
âKazawaguchi kept rejecting him, but she never did drastic actions like trying to cut him off her life or anything. Their relationship has been going on like this for almost three years. Since weâre going to graduate in three months, everyone started betting on whether theyâll get together in the end or not.â
âI see.â
âBut still, his love is one-sided and it has been lasting for three years. Expecting it to end happily like in dramas is just unreasonable.â
âI can see where youâre coming from.â
I ended my conversation with him after he told me everything he wanted me to hear. Well, even if I insisted on persuading him more to get more information, I doubt that he would give me something other than his scream and plead for mercy. I obtained the yandereâs name and picture, so this dull-looking guy is no longer useful for me.
I thanked him and left the place.
* Â * Â *
The next day.
It was snowing. When will this endless hell end?
The lunch break will be fun. I planned to find this Yudai person. The recess wouldnât be enough for us to talk with each other. And besides, if I were to talk with him during recess, I would have to stand outside the classroom, away from the heater. Doing that would shorten my lifespan by half.
I shoved my hands into my pockets, buried my face into my scarf and curled up slightly to keep myself warm. Skirts were supposed to be school girlsâ best friends, but in winter they brought nothing but dread. What was the school thinking? Did they think that it was humanly possible to ward off the cold with only a pair of tights? If I were the student council president, I would change the school rule and allow girls to wear pants instead. Well, I wonât be the president though, too troublesome.
Scarf became a necessity, even when I went to the toilet. The tap water during this season was so cold and it was pure torture to come into contact with it. But still, some girls in the school went bare-legged to school for some reason. Like, how? Why? I donât understand.
âYour scarf makes you stand out, you know?â
I was coming out of the toilet when I heard a voice.
âMy, what a disgusting voice to hear this early in the morning. It reminds me of the wail of a trampled cicada.â
âIs my voice that disgusting? That means my sister is amazing! Sheâs been hearing my voice without complaining!â
âYou should be grateful that your sister is like that.â
âI am! Praise be, Goddess Ugin!â
ââŠStay away from me, sisconâŠâ
We started our daily routine, but today, my heart beated faster than usual.
He was hiding the fact that he was dating Kazawaguchi-senpai and I was pretending that I didnât know about it.
If he were to find out that I knew about it, things would turn troublesome. Just like the thing that happened between Shirona and him, he would definitely distance himself from me and I didnât want that. That was why I was doing my best trying not to sound unnatural.
âW-What are your plans for today?â
âYour arms position is awkwardâŠâ
ââŠThatâs a sexual harassmentâŠâ
âHow?! I just mentioned it because it seemed suspicious! Why is it a sexual harassment?!â
ââŠArenât you trying to comment about my chest making my armsâ position awkward? Whatever, if I end your life right nowâŠâ
âStop! Police!!â
What the hell am I doing?
I knew that I had been talking nonsense, but I couldnât think straight at the moment. My head was on overclock and lost its ability to think.
I have to fool him⊠Focus!âŠ
âAnyway, I donât have any plans for today, so Iâm free like every other day, I guessâŠâ
âI-Is that so? âŠT-Then⊠Letâs burn the bus stop!â
ââŠArina, letâs see a psychiatrist after school.â
âA-Are you an idiot?! Youâre the one who should do that, not me, idiot!! Hmph!â
âLook at the mirror. Also, if youâre trying to act like a tsundere, at least say something that makes sense!â
I buried my face deeper into my scarf and kept my mouth shut. Iâd only make everything worse if I opened my mouth.
âBut seriously, whatâs wrong with you? If something is bothering you, you can tell me. Iâll do my best to help you.â
ââŠâ
âT-Then⊠Wait a second!â
â?â
âDonât you hate the cold? Go inside the classroom quickly!â
He went into his classroom as he said that.
Now what should I do? Should I stay here a bit longer to calm myself down?
Nevertheless, I entered my classroom after everything was done.
* Â * Â *
Lunch break.
Afterwards, I ate my lunch with Shirona and the others, then headed to the third-yearsâ classroom.
Yamagata Yudai.
He was a male student that had a crush on Kazawaguchi-senpai. I obtained his identity from the dull-looking third year, now I planned to confirm the information that I received.
I looked for some lonely-looking third years and began my questioning.
âDo you know this person? His name is Yamagata Yudai.â
I presented him a picture as I made a troubled expression. His first response was a lovestruck expression. I almost punched him in the face, but since I needed information about Yudai, I let him off easily.
This happened three times with three different people and this was the fourth person. At least, it seemed like I could communicate with this one properly though.
âYudai? Isnât he in the cafeteria?â
I thanked him for the information he provided and immediately went to the cafeteria.
I hated going to the cafeteria at lunchtime because it was crowded. There simply wasnât enough food for everyone, that was why the place was filled to the brim with people trying to win the food for themselves.
I backed down to focus on looking for students wearing boy uniforms in the middle of the crowd. Since there were an overwhelming number of girls compared to the boys, the boy uniform stood out.
âWhat are you doing here?â
Crap!
I didnât notice him creeping up to me. Sakaki Sui was there, standing next to me while looking down at me with a resolute gaze.
I was more on the taller side for a girl so I could normally be eye-to-eye with the boys, but this guy was so absurdly tall that I had to look up at him whenever I saw him. I hated it.
âW-What do you care?â
âDonât be shy, mâlady, you only need to mention something, Iâll get them for you! Iâve fought over a hundred battles, bested over a hundred tough adversaries! Thereâs only a handful of goods I canât take from those guys!â
âSo you arenât omnipotent.â
âLook, the womenâs volleyball and basketball club members are actually cracked! They know me by face, so whenever they see me, theyâll gang up on me! From stomping my feet to kicking me in the nuts, they did everything to bring me downâŠâ
âIâm surprised that youâre still aliveâŠâ
âWhat doesnât kill me makes me stronger!â
âI see.â
âAnyway, what are you trying to buy?â
That question left me dumbfounded. I didnât come here to buy anything and I wasnât hungry either, so I left my wallet in my bag.
âNothing.â
ââŠThen why are you even here?â
âSightseeing?â
ââŠYeah, letâs go to the psychiatrist after school⊠We donât want your mom to be worriedâŠâ
âW-What the hell are you on about? A-Are you going out with one of those girls?! Die!â
ââŠCalm downâŠâ
We were quarreling like that when,
âOi oi oi oi oi!!â
A boyâs voice rose from within the crowds.
Not long after, a boy arrived with two of his fingers outstretched. He was doing Hundred Crack Fist. (T/N: Hokuto no Ken reference)
This boy was Yamagata Yudai.
âYou!â
âEh? W-What is it?â
Yamagata Yudai grabbed Sui by both shoulders and leaned his face closer. I wasnât into boysâ love, so this didnât really bother me, but people who were into it would probably try to immortalize this scene.
âItâs you, isnât it? The second-year whoâs going out with Kozue!â
Suiâs face turned pale as he looked at me.
No, I already know all about it, donât show me that pathetic face.
But since it would be funnier to make him cower in fear, I gave him a very cold stare. Sure enough, his face turned even paler than before.
âT-This is⊠You know⊠Che Guevaraâs thing⊠T-The Voynich ManuscriptâŠâ
What the hell is he talking about?
Heâs the one who needs to see the psychiatrist. Dummy.