âGot it? Donât take it too seriously, just think of it as a warm-up.â
I warned Masao right before I grabbed the rope. This guy was kinda slow-witted, so I had to remind him that he wouldnât exert too much strength in this event. However, as soon as the referee signaled the start of the match, the Berserker shouted.
âUWAAAAHH!!â
It was less of a roar of the beast but rather a startled cry. Since I was right in front of him, I immediately looked behind me to see him open his mouth wide like a hippo while making a funny noise. Honestly, I suspected that he was soiling himself or something.
The dude stood in the last row, his feet propped up on the ground as every muscle in his body tightened up. His giant forearms looked terrifying.
In any case, thanks to him our team managed to win the match.
Everyone, regardless of friend or foe, was astonished by his monstrous strength.
On our way back, I could hear people speculating about his identity, more specifically which club he belonged to. Was it not obvious that he belonged to the going-home club? What? What did you mean that the going-home club wasnât a real club? Alright, off to the electric chair you go.
* Â * Â *
Arinaâs PoV
âWhat is this even?â
I participated in the scavenger hunt and managed to get a good start and was the first one to get my clue, butâŠ
What the hell was this?
[Actually bald.]
What did that mean? What kind of clue was this? So, was I supposed to look for someone who pretended that they werenât bald? Someone wearing a wig?
I couldnât even tell if someone was wearing a wig or not and I definitely didnât have the courage to ask them. If the âactuallyâ part wasnât there, this would be a piece of cake. After all, one of the teachers got a skinhead and he wasnât the least ashamed of showing it off.
Suddenly, as I started getting impatient, I heard someone calling my name.
âArina! If youâre looking for tomato juice, I got some of them here!â
I almost yelled at him for speaking nonsense but I managed to hold myself back.
Ignoring him, I tried to look around.
âSomeone wearing a wig⊠Someone wearing a wigâŠâ
I glanced around to look for the person I was looking for. I found a lot of middle-aged students and elderly teachers near the broadcast booth, so I decided to go there.
But when I came face to face with those older men, I was at a loss of words. Yeah, I couldnât say it! There was no way I could ask them whether they were actually bald or not, câmon! Whoever came up with this clue, I swear I will bring this grudge to my grave.
[Oh, Hiwa Arina is coming to the broadcast booth! What exactly is she looking for here?]
Said the broadcaster.
At that moment, an idea came to my mind. I immediately grabbed the microphone.
âActually, Iâm looking for someone wearing a wig!â
* Â * Â *
Suiâs PoV
Arinaâs voice echoed through the ground.
Then, the vice-principalâs hair fell off.
His whole hair fell off. Not a single strand or two, everything slipped down from his head.
It was hard to describe such a scene since it was the first time I had ever seen it.
Suddenly, everyone around me started to let out muffled sounds. Seeing this, the vice-principal said something that shook the core of my existence.
[Since itâs for the sake of the students, Iâll volunteer.]
In that instant, all the students started laughing.
They were holding their bellies, some of them were even pointing their fingers at the vice-principal who was running to the goal with Arina. Even the teachers followed suit as the whole place filled with laughter.
This atmosphere was brought about by the sacrifice of a brave man.
He was the epitome of an educator. I could feel it in his voice, he wasnât actually willing to do this. I could hear his pain, his reluctance and his sorrow. He was stuck between a rock and a hard place. Should he bear with the shame and indulge his studentâs wishes or stay firm and protect his honor? In the end, he picked the former option.
It didnât take a lot of time for him to decide that. Barely a few seconds passed since Arina spoke to the mic and he managed to make a life-changing decision in that instant. For a single student, he sacrificed his honor, something that I could never do.
Thanks to him, I learned what it meant to be a proper human being. Every educator in this world should learn from him. Not everyone was able to pull out a noble act like this.
âSui, why are you clapping your hands?â
Said Makoto, who had been laughing like an idiot.
âIâm applauding a brave man who didnât falter for the sake of his beliefs.â
âI donât understand what you are trying to sayâŠâ
Donât worry, vice-principal. Even if the other students canât understand your pain, I can. Please ignore those who were laughing at you. I will definitely show them what it takes to be a man during the relay.
After that happened, I was free as a bird for the time being since it was the other classesâ turn to compete. I was staring at the clouds that were being swept away slowly by the wind when Intelligent Takazo suddenly peered into my eyes.
âThis is the scene where I would cry of happiness if you were a super beautiful girl.â
âIâm sorry, but thatâs impossible. Statistically speaking, itâs impossible for a girl, even the beautiful ones, to be categorized as âsuper beautifulâ. Well, plastic surgery can fix it, but by the time your average girl has the financial means to undergo it, they wouldnât be aââ
âIf you speak anymore nonsense, Iâll make you pay me a hundred yen per word. What are you doing here, anyway?â
âLet me speak with Niwatari Tsuru.â
âTsuru?â
âIâve been trying my hardest, but I never beat her academically. Iâm curious, what kind of person she actually is? Also, I want to see if there is something I could learn from her.â
âI see. She should be standing by at the broadcast booth with the rest of the student council members.â
âUnderstood. Letâs go, Sui.â
âEh? Iâm going too?â
âI need a middle-man. Iâve never talked to her before, after all.â
I understood his feelings. Yeah, it would be hard to talk to someone from a different world than you. Honestly, I doubt that I could get along with people who repeatedly yelled âWoe! Woe!â like cicadas.
In any case, I decided to help him out.
When we arrived at the broadcast booth, we found Tsuru there. She was standing under the shade.
âTsuru. Are you busy?â
âOh my, itâs Sui. Iâm not, whatâs up?â
She had star tattoo stickers on both cheeks. This girl really was in the mood for the festival, huh? By the way, those tattoo stickers were cute. Was there a tomato-shaped one?
âThis is Niwatari Tsuru. The unquestionable number one student in our year. She may look like a girl who canât add or subtract things to save her life, but her ability to study is like a divine blessing.â
I introduced Tsuru to Takazo. She complained a little about my introduction but I ignored her.
âMy name is Nakamura Takazo. Iâve always been wanting to talk to you for a while now.â
Hearing that, Tsuru approached me and whispered in my ear.
âYou know Iâm not looking for a boyfriend right?â
âI know. Donât worry, heâs just interested in your brain, not you as a person. Besides, arenât you familiar with him?â
âWell, I know his name, heâs always behind me in rankings, but thatâs it.â
She muttered that arrogant word and somehow Takazo managed to catch it.
âHm⊠Behind you, huh? Thatâs right.â
âGot a problem with that?â
âNo, no, you are correct. Iâve always fallen behind you in terms of grades.â
Holy sh*t, they were at each otherâs throats already.
âIâm here to see what kind of person you actually are.â
âLike this~â
Tsuru stuck both index fingers into her cheeks and started acting like a pretentious girl. Sakaki Sui, who hated this type of people, felt a sudden urge to kill her at that very moment, but he managed to endure this urge by cutting a cross. By the way, he wasnât a Christian. We needed to clarify this so that the devout believers wouldnât be offended.
âI see, so this is the kind of person you are.â
âYes~â
âMay I ask you something?â
âSyure~â
Ugh, I really wanted to punch her. Câmon, brain of the going-home club, show her your prowess! Donât bring shame to your name, Intelligent Takazo!
âYour word choices, isnât it foolish?â
What the heck? Takazo, what were you trying to pull? I braced myself for a big fight but, surprisingly, Tsuru smiled at that question.
âI know, right? Itâs annoying sometimes.â
What did you mean? What? What was this conversation even?
âGot it, then, Iâll leave it at that.â
âYouâre an interesting one arenât you, Takazo-kun? Well, see ya later~ Capiche~â
Chaos. That was the only word that I could use to describe this conversation. They were clearly speaking Japanese, but it felt like they were using another worldâs language to converse.
Dear vice-principal, could you hear me? Iâm contacting you directly to your heart. What were those two saying? By the way, why didnât you pick up your wig?
On our way back, as I was idly watching the other classesâ match, Takazou opened his mouth.
âNiwatari Tsuru is not an idiot. I know that much at least.â
âEh, really? Why do you think so?â
âI asked a question that hid the meaning of my real question, âAre you choosing your words according to the level of the intelligence of the other person you speak to?â. An idiot would mistake it for an insult, but she understood me.â
âSo, her answer basically meant that itâs annoying to keep it up sometimes, is that what it meant? But wouldnât that mean that sheâs looking down on other people?â
âNo, thereâs a deeper meaning behind it. Mind you, she isnât looking down on other people. What she found annoying is that not everyone could understand her words and sheâs having trouble expressing herself freely. Only a handful of people understand this part of her. That girl isnât as simple as one might thinkâŠâ
I see. You lost me there, chief.
Was something like that worth worrying about, though? I mean, people told me that I was incompetent at communicating sometimes, hell, even Ugin told me that to my face, but I could still live my life peacefully.
Well, I would lose that privilege if I were to start talking like a baby everywhere. Even my lovely sister wouldnât be so kind to me if I were to do that.
âI might develop a liking for Niwatari Tsuru.â
âHuh? What?â
Sure, but donât let that evil intention of yours distract you from the relay, okay?
Well, I doubt that it would affect your performance, though.