After the morning class was over, it was time for ‘Physical Education’ and now I was heading to the ‘P.E. equipment room alone.
It’s a place where the equipment used in P.E. are stored and which the teachers in charge of it use instead of the office.
The class that I skipped when President dragged me away last time was P.E.
Today I recorded the time for an 800-meter run that I was supposed to do at that time.
I was told to leave the form in the P.E. equipment room, which was why I was going there.
This is really troublesome.
I had a hard time running alone today because of President……Shit.
While I was running, I recalled the memory of the time I went out with President, the memory that I wanted to lock away. I suffered intensely.
It was tough.
“Hm?”
A huge, 7-seater car was parked next to the road that was lined with flower beds.
It was the school’s car. When Hiiragi was out doing his job, he let students ride on it, and it also carried the school’s supplies too.
It wasn’t solely used by the janitor, but also by teachers when they needed to go out. However, it was highly possible that it was Hiiragi with his gardening tools since the vehicle stopped by the flower bed.
I didn’t really want to encounter Hiiragi right now.
Because I was confessed to by Kaede, I knew that I could become a BL target.
Hiiragi’s skinship might have been overkill, but I started thinking again.
I said that it hadn’t been the case for Kaede, but it was possible that Hiiragi was trying to use me as a replacement for big brother.
Anyhow, I was sick of that kind of thing.
I didn’t want to get too close to him as much as possible, but the P.E. equipment room I needed to get to was next to the car.
I had a bad premonition, but looking around my surroundings and the car, nobody was there.
Maybe he left the car here and went to do something?
It’s now or never.
I approached the back of the car. Then, something happened just as I tried to walk past it.
The sliding door of the car was suddenly pulled open by a long hand from the inside.
“Wai-, what!?”
Despite my flailing and desperate attempts to resist, I lost to the strong force and was dragged into the car.
My arm hurt and I didn’t know what happened because my vision was shaken violently.
Scary! It’s a kidnapping attempt.
I found myself lying on my back on the center seat, and before my eyes was an unsealed treasure. The monster with golden eyes looked down upon me.
……As I thought, it’s you.
“Heya.”
“Don’t ‘heya’ me!”
It was as if we ‘casually met and greeted each other’, but in this current situation, there was no way I would reply, “Heya, great to see you.”
“What are you doing?! You scared me! I thought I was getting kidnapped or something.”
“That sounds like a great idea. I want to kidnap you. Wanna come to my house?”
“Absolutely not.”
I have labelled Hiiragi as a “perverted homo.”
If I was taken to Hiiragi’s house, I would definitely be locked up in chains and imprisoned.
I didn’t want to be trained (sexually).
It would be a treat if it was 2D, but it would just be a crime when it was 3D!
“But I feel like I got to a late start, so it makes me think, ‘Maybe I should stop holding back from now on.’”
“What are you talking about?”
“I’m trying to hold back for now, you know? At least until you graduate…is what I had thought. But I can’t wait for more than 2 years either. It seems like you’ll be taken by another person if I’m too careless.”
“Like I said, what are you talking about?”
Somehow, I could feel what he was trying to hold back, and I’m scared.
As I thought, this guy is definitely trying to replace me with big brother!
“I’m not a replacement for big brother!”
“Something like that, I know even if you don’t tell me that. I can see it.”
“I’m not talking about that!”
It was not about the mere difference, rather I want to say, “I can’t be a replacement,” but I can’t even calm down and talk with him in this kind of situation.
Anyway, I want to escape from this crisis.
The other party holding my arm was an adult, his body was bigger than mine and he wouldn’t budge at all.
No, I couldn’t even win Shirousa-san……President too……
Huh, could I possibly be weak?
That’s stupid……
“Could it be that you wanted to say that ‘I’m seeing you as Makoto’s replacement’?”
“Yes! That!”
I was going to say it in another way, but I’m glad Hiiragi understood what I wanted to convey.
I was happy, but……on the other hand, Hiiragi’s turned grim for some reason.
“So you thought of it like that. It can’t be helped, but it’s really upsetting.”
“Eek-”
His grim face suddenly changed completely into a suspicious and dazzling smile.
Scary. Whenever I saw that terrifying smile,I would never know what he was thinking about.
I wanted to run away, but I couldn’t move.
I tried searching for something I could use as a weapon, but there was nothing in the car.
“!? It hurts!?”
When I looked out of the corner of my eye, I felt a sudden pain from my ear.
Even if I said it hurt, it didn’t really hurt much.
It was as if I got a love bite……
“What did you……”
The corner of his mouth raised, and Hiiragi smirked at me.
At that moment, I understood what happened.
……This guy, he bit me……My ear, he bit it!
He did a mimikapu!!
(T/N: Mimikapu/耳カプ is a BL term, mainly indicates that the ear of the other person is chewed with affection. It can be said that it’s a form of expression of love.)
“Gyaaaaaaa!! PTA!!”
Dear parents, please come and take a look at this guy’s behavior in the next general meeting!
And dispose of him……!
Ah……but if that happened, this incident would be known to the public.
That was not good.
“If you put the ominous enumeration of those letters in your mouth, it makes me ponder if I should make it so that you won’t be able to say it anymore.”
“I-I’m sorry!”
I will never say the word ‘PTA’ ever again.
From now on, I’ll walk the life of not using those 3 letters, so forgive me!
“……If you look at me with that kind of face, it sure makes it harder to resist.”
What kind of face was ‘that kind of face’?
You like it when I’m scared?
As I thought, he was a pervert.
Alright, if I left my mouth partly open and pulled my nostrils, I would look stupid, right?
…Even though I was preparing to make a weird face with all my might, Hiiragi’s face came nearer again.
Not yet!
Dealing with this situation was already too much for me!
“You smell like sweat.”
“T-that’s because I ran!”
He buried his face into my neck and sniffed it……The perverted side of him sure was on a roll today.
His hair was tickling me and, surprisingly, he smelled good, but the feeling of danger trumped everything else.
I had to escape!
I was told by Kaede that Hiiragi was dangerous and he certainly was!
As I was thinking so, I felt a moist sensation on my neck.
“Salty.”
“Eek-”
He licked……!
He licked my neck this time.
Awawa……I got goosebumps all over.
(T/N: I can’t take this……Akira is getting even cuter as the chapters go by (//ω//) LOOK, HE AWAWA-ED)
This wasn’t good, this guy as totally out of his mind!
My whole head and body froze.
“So cute.”
I looked at him as he laughed.
……Wasn’t this genuinely bad?
I despised myself for becoming excited and thought, ‘It can’t be that he would actually do that’ right now.
We were in school and I never thought that he would take me seriously in the first place……
I lived a normal life for too long and forgot that I was in the world of a BL game.
It might be said that such development was ‘necessary’ in this world.
The BL development was not solely limited to big brother and it was not strange for it to happen to me, as his younger brother.
In fact,there are many things that affirm ‘BL’ around me.
Tsk tsk, the more I thought about it, the more crude it was!
If I was aiming for ‘NOT Homo’, I have to be more firm about it.
It might be a little late, but……there was still time!
Normal God, please help me, I believe in you!
“Akiraa!?”
“!”
I could hear Kaede’s voice from afar.
It seemed like he was looking for me.
Kaede, over hereee!
You are the BL assassin, you are my saviour right now!
When I tried to get up and shout, a hand covered my mouth to prevent me from doing so.
“Nnーー!”
“You can’t.”
“Shh,” Hiiragi brought his face close to mine, and placed his index finger onto his mouth.
“If you make noise, I’ll punish you?”
“!?”
The word “punishment” that I had expected Hiiragi to say came out.
I felt a little happy that my prediction was correct, but the partner that I would have preferred to be punished was Kaede.
I didn’t want it to be me!
In the middle of such an exchange, Kaede’s voice kept going further and further away……until I wasn’t able to hear it anymore.
Hiiragi also realized Kaede had left and put his hand down.
He covered my mouth so tightly that I couldn’t breathe, I could’ve died!
“I can’t breathe-……Don’t do these kinds of things and do your job properly!”
“We were having a great time, I can’t just continue doing my job right now.”
“As I thought, you’re a hopeless adult!”
“Why don’t I take you home with me after all?”
“Someoneee! There’s a kidnapper over here!”
I smell the scent of a pervert and criminal from Hiiragi.
One could be deceived by his good looks, but he certainly was a dangerous man.
“Calling me a kidnapper is disrespectful. It’s not a problem if there’s mutual consent. You wanted to be with me, isn’t that right?”
“You’re wrong! Absolutely wrong!”
――Bang!
When I screamed simultaneously, the sliding door of the car opened forcefully/violently.
The sunlight entered the dark car.
Kaede, who I thought had left, appeared with the sunlight behind him.
I could see Kaede’s surprised look when he saw Hiiragi pushing me down.
“What are you doing?!”
Kaede picked up/held the shovel that was placed beside the car with a grim face.
Wasn’t this a little too much!?
I tried to stop him because I could sense danger coming, but it was too late, Kaede swung the shovel――
“I won’t forgive you! You perverted janitor!”
Since the door was opened, he slammed the shovel onto Hiiragi’s unguarded butt with all his strength.
“Guahhhhh!!”
It’s not ‘spanking with a baseball bat’, but ‘spanking with a shovel’.
(T/N: The word is ケツバット/Ketsubatto, but bat changed to shovel and I don’t know why this kind of word exists tbh)
‘Dingggg!’ the painful sound echoed throughout the car.
Hiiragi, who got his butt spanked, screamed and collapsed on top of me.
Awawa……as expected even his fleshy butt would hurt.
But……I needed to escape before it was too late!
I pushed Hiiragi aside and scrambled out of the car.
“Don’t face your dirty ass towards me. Seriously, Akira is mine!”
He snorted and bravely carried the shovel on his shoulder. He looked confident.
I had seen the ‘manly side’ of Kaede, who usually was like a maiden.
Why was it that……I’m trembling.
‘I shouldn’t make Kaede angry,’ I engraved it deeply in my heart.
“Akira too, even though I told you to be careful!”
“Yes! I sincerely apologize!”
I instinctively straightened my back and replied politely.
Kaede sighed in exasperation and pulled my hand, leaving the car.
When I turned around and glanced at Hiiragi, he was still in agony with his hands on his hips.
It was no wonder, the impact of that sound was due to his coccyx fracturing.
Ah-ah……My condolences. Sincerely, yours truly.
I told Kaede that I had not been to the P.E. equipment room yet, and we headed there together.
“Were you okay? He didn’t do anything weird to you?”
“He was weird the whole time.”
“Huhh!? That’s why I said he was dangerous!”
“Even if you say that, he suddenly pulled me into the car and I couldn’t avoid it. However, I was flustered. He bit my ear, and even I felt the danger coming.”
“Ehh, ear!? Where!? Where!?”
My arm was grabbed with abnormal tension.
I pointed to the place where Hiiragi bit me when I was being overpowered.
“So dirty! Akira’s ear will rot!”
Rot, you say……Just how much does he hate Hiiragi?
Besides, I was rotten from the beginning, so just having my ear rot was nothing much after such a long time.
“Well, It’s not like I’ll actually die so it’s fine.”
“It’s not fine!”
He took out a handkerchief and scrubbed my ear violently.
‘You even bring a handkerchief every day, as expected of someone feminine.’ It hurt so much that I couldn’t even make a joke like that.
“It hurts, I said it hurts!”
“Stay still!”
He firmly held my arm and continued to wipe violently.
It hurts, it’ll bleed!
This is counted as assault, you bastard.
――Chomp!
“It hurts!?”
A pain apart from friction ran through my ear.
I felt this just now too, this pain, as if I got a love bite, it couldn’t be……
I looked at Kaede in surprise.
He looked innocent, acting as if nothing happened.
“You……Just now, you bit me……”
“Un, disinfection.”
“Huhh!? What are you doing! You, aren’t you stupid!”
He was looking at me as if I was the one acting strange, but no matter what, it was Kaede who was the one acting strange.
The school……He was crazy for biting my ear at a place where people can see us!
Even normal couples would think, ‘get a room’ if they saw such a situation happening.
However, there was a part of me that thought it was an indirect kiss from Hiiragi to Kaede, and it made me think ‘whatever’ and that I should forgive them.
I was beyond saving, this was why I was no good.
It couldn’t be fixed even if I was to be reborn once again.
“Nn!?”
I felt a cold gaze from a distance, sending a chill down my spine.
It was that cold gaze that I experienced many times before.
When I traced the origin……As expected, it was the ‘ice user’, Natsuhi-senpai.
He was staring at me expressionlessly as if he was wearing a noumen.
(T/N: If y’all are curious, this is Noumen)
Wow……how much did he see?
I wonder if he saw him(Kaede) bit my ear?
It seemed like he was thinking, ‘As I thought, you’re a homo too’ or ‘This is why you’re a homo,’ or something like that.
Even if that was not the case, the history of Natsuhi-senpai witnessing the kabedon was still there.
”
”
From the kabedon to the mimikapu, I couldn’t dissuade him even if I denied it.
But I wanted to justify it!
Natsuhi-senpai was a ‘normal’ comrade and also a ‘brocon’ comrade.
Although he was a bit violent, I really didn’t want to be misunderstood by the gentle and dependable Natsuhi-senpai.
Without thinking, I tried to run over to him, but……
“Where do you think you’re going?”
“Kaede! I need to talk to someone, let go.”
“No.”
“I’ll be right back!”
I took Kaede’s arm in a hurry, but……Natsuhi-senpai was gone.