After school was over, I went home and was relaxing.
I told big brother that Kaede was going to stay over so there is no need to worry about dinner.
Kaede went home for a while to bring his change of clothes.
I was thinking of cleaning up my room since I had time, but it wasn’t too messy from the beginning.
Ever since I was a kid, big brother always warned me to clean my room, so it’s a habit already.
Of course, besides my room, big brother cleans everything else so it’s really spotless.
Maybe I should use the vacuum just in case.
As I was doing so, the interphone rang.
Although it was earlier than I had expected, it’s probably Kaede.
“Yahoo!”
“Hello.”
――Bang!
I immediately closed the door that I just opened.
I definitely thought it was Kaede and casually opened the door, but what I saw was the appearance of two high school students with skirts.
Hina and……Sasaki-san!?
Why did they come!
Hina aside, it seems like Sasaki-san suspects that I’m a fudanshi so I’ll have to be vigilant.
It’s dangerous to let her inside my territory and my brother’s love nest.
“If you’re here to solicit something, no thanks.”
I said so and locked the door.
“Aki!? Wait a minute, this isn’t solicitation! You saw us, didn’t you!?”
“If you’re talking about the crystal, I don’t need it. There’s no spiritual path either.”
“What’re you talking about!?”
Rather if I open the door, it’ll become something terrifying.
The spirit may actually be more harmless than those people.
“Amachi Akira-kun! We want to talk to you about something! Please open the door!”
As I ignored them and walked away, Sasaki-san started shouting.
What is it!
She’s even calling me by my full name, the way she’s talking is quite dramatic.
“Ahh, you’re not opening the door. As I thought, you were only playing around with us!”
She’s so loud, even the whole neighborhood could hear her!
What’re you going to do if a weird rumor spreads!
I hurriedly unlocked the door and pulled them in.
“Oh my, so brutal. It makes my heart beat.”
“What kind of harassment is that! Oi, Hina!”
It’s no use even if I protest against Sasaki-san.
I protested against Hina but she looked troubled as she went ”eheheh”.
“Really, what do you want?”
“We were nearby, so we thought of dropping by.”
“T-that’s right. It’s because we were nearby!”
“Huhh?”
They’re definitely lying.
What do they intend to do?
I wonder if she came over because of the rotten smell, like she was a moth attracted to the streetlight, since I’m a fujoshi.
It’s no good, I have to stay away from her.
The homojuu[1] in this house is me and I’ve already acquired the privilege to be here!
[1] ホモ充/homojuu = Term for enjoying BL relationships while being jealous of it.
“I’m busy, so if you don’t have any business here, go home!”
“Ehh!? But we just came in! Only letting Kaede-kun stay is so unfair!”
“If you’re talking about Kaede, he’s not here now. He went back to get his change of clothes.”
“Oh, Amachi-kun, you won’t lend yours?”
“I don’t really mind but he said that he’d go back to get his.”
“Even though Kaede was so excited to wear the clothes of the person he likes……”
She was muttering softly like she was disappointed with something.
She’s probably just thinking of nonsense anyways.
It feels like she has the same smell as me.
“By the way, Amachi-kun, the air in this house is delicious, don’t you think so?”
Well that’s because an angel lives in this house.
This kind of air is a feast for fujoshis.
I’m alive because I inhale this air every day.
I bet you’re jealous!
……I can’t say it out though.
“The air purifier is doing a great job.”
“Is that so? I think there are some negative ions generated somewhere.”
Yes, it’s coming from big brother’s room on the second floor.
It’s the best thing that heals me, BL negative ions.
“The air purifier has that kind of function.”
“He-eh, you sure have a nice air purifier.”
”
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“That’s right.”
“Fufufu.”
“Hahaha.”
We shamelessly laughed at each other.
She’s terrifying, I feel like she can read my mind.
As I thought, I can’t let this dishonest trader in my house.
She’ll invade my territory!
“I really wanna check Amachi-kun’s room out.”
“Absolutely not.”
“Second floor?”
“Yeah, but……You definitely can’t go there.”
It hurts to be cold to a girl but I can’t back down right now.
Sasaki-san was grinning as if she was having fun but I can’t laugh at all.
I’m as cold as ice.
I have to harden my heart like I’m their big brother, I have to be like Natsuhi-senpai’s cold demeanor.
Hina was nervous as she sensed that the air around me was different than usual.
“Sorry to bother you!”
As I was thinking of firmly chasing them out of the house, she ran up the stairs.
“Ehh!? Wait a minute!!”
I quickly chased after her.
As if I’ll let you defile my sanctuary!
When I reached the second floor, Sasaki-san was standing in front of big brother’s room.
At least she’s thinking before entering.
“Is this Amachi-kun’s room?”
“It’s not! Don’t go in without permission! Hina, stop her!”
I said to Hina, who followed after me.
I don’t know what they came here for, but Hina is also responsible for this because she brought her villainous company over.
“I-I’m sorry. Fuu-chan, stop!”
“Well then, it’s this one! I’ll be checking it out~”
As she said that, she opened my room door and entered enthusiastically.
“Oi! Listen to people when they’re talking to you!”
The barrier of the sanctuary has been broken, I can forgive her even if she invades my sanctuary but I have to stop her from damaging it.
I rushed into the room and found Sasaki-san crouching under the bed.
“Hey, where do you hide your porn magazines?”
“I don’t have anything like that!”
“Fuu-chan! You should stop now!”
“Hmm? You don’t really have any interest in girls, don’t you?”
“Huh?”
“Hey, what do you think is the opposite of seme?”
“Huhh!? You asked that question before though!”
What does she mean by asking me that question right now?
Is she saying that I’m a fudanshi if I’m not interested in girls?
“If you don’t stop now, I’ll seriously get mad?”
If you don’t get out now, you might get a beating from me.
I tried to force her to get out but Sasaki-san treated me like air and didn’t care.
“Fuu-chan, I beg of you, please stop now!”
It seems to be effective on Hina, she’s desperately trying to make her stop.
Good luck, Hina. Please banish this outsider from my territory.
As I entrusted the job to Hina, the interphone rang again.
It should be Kaede for sure this time.
“Enough! Just get out of my room first!”
I wouldn’t like leaving them here, so I asked them to move to the living room without having to go home.
Hina pulled Sasaki-san, who agreed reluctantly, and left the room.
I let them walk in front of me since I wouldn’t know what they’d do to my room if I left first.
I was slow in going out since that happened and the person who greeted Kaede, who was getting irritated from waiting, was Sasaki-san.
“Welcome, Kaede-kun.”
“Why’re you here?”
“Oh my, am I not supposed to be here?”
Although they rode on the ferris wheel together, I feel like the gap between them widened instead of them getting along.
Speaking of which, I didn’t realize this when I was in the ferris wheel but they were a combination of a fujoshi and a BL uke.
It looks like a relationship between a hunter and their prey.
“You’re staying over in Amachi-kun’s house and you’re gonna go out together and have fun tomorrow, aren’t you? Well, isn’t that nice?”
“It’s none of your business.”
Even while I’m pondering over their relationship, they’re both arguing with each other.
Sasaki-san’s goodwill probably never got through him.
No, is her ‘goodwill’ even true?
Rather than love, I feel like she’s interested in him as a prey.
It’s definitely like that……
I wonder if it’s better to protect Kaede from her.
However, I feel reluctant to monopolize too much as a fellow comrade.
Homo belongs to everyone.
I always get caught up with the BL antitrust law.
”
”
“I really wanna go with the both of you tomorrow after all. Can’t I?”
“I already said that you can’t! So persistent!”
“Ahh, the both of you are really annoying!”
We’ve had this conversation since this morning.
Hina rushed over during recess at school and we had the same conversation.
“I’m back.”
When I was about to seriously scold them, I heard big brother’s voice from the front door.
“Oh my, you’re Makoto-senpai, right? Hey, Amachi-kun. What do you think is the opposite of seme?”
“Like I said, just how many times are you going to ask that question?”
She still wants to ask me about it even when the uke, big brother, came back.
For such a question to be so stressful……
I only sense danger from her.
I must protect big brother!
“Woww, there’s so many people here. How much should I cook?”
Big brother, who suddenly appeared, muttered something a housewife would, went through the living room to the kitchen and put the vegetables he had bought into the refrigerator.
It’s not ‘like a housewife’, he’s completely a housewife.
No, rather than that, it’s dangerous to let Sasaki-san be here any longer.
As I was thinking up a way to chase them out, Sasaki-san suddenly stood up.
“I’m going home with Hina-chan. Right, Hina-chan?”
“Yeah……We are.”
So they are heading back, I’m glad.
If Hina’s going home, she will stop provoking Kaede. That’s even better.
Hina was whispering to big brother as if she had something to say to him.
“Mako-nii, don’t let Kaede-kun near Aki, okay?”
“I understand, I’ll pay attention to them for you.”
“I’ll leave it to you. You better look at them properly!”
Sasaki-san, who was quietly smiling the whole time, pulled Hina and dragged her away.