âAudition? Thereâs such a thing?â
âOf course, there is! How many people do you think want to become idols?â
Rain leaned forward, speaking to Tia who tilted her head slightly in puzzlement. Her unexpected vigor made even the composed Tia flinch a bit.
âAh, Iâm sorry. I donât really understand much about that⊠So, who were the people there?â
âYes. They had failed the audition, so they were feeling down. That place is an excellent spot to mope.â
âA moping spot⊠If theyâve rented a place to stay, wouldnât it be normal to be inside their rooms? Isnât it dangerous in places like that?â
In response to Tiaâs reasonable point, Rain slowly shook his head.
âWell, thatâs true, but in the rooms of the inn, there are many signs of people around, and itâs hard to concentrate on feeling down. And if you mope in a place with many passers-by, it becomes a nuisance. So, thatâs why a dark place with no people is the perfect place to mope. Thatâs why Iâve been visiting there every day since I failed the audition.â
âWait, youâve been going there every day!?â
âYes. I donât have much else to do, so besides eating, sleeping, moderate exercise, and practicing singing, Iâm mostly moping there!â
Next to me, Tia looked puzzled. Certainly, it seemed quite a healthy and planned way to mope, but⊠what Iâm concerned about right now is something else.
âI hate to interrupt, but can I ask something?â
âWell, this is fundamental, but⊠why did you fail the audition, Rain?â
Yes, thatâs the biggest question. The first time I came here, Rain was already an idol and was on that stage. But soon after, the person who was managing Rainâs finances was discovered to be committing fraud and was fired. After a series of events, I became Rainâs attendant⊠Thatâs how it went last time.
So, the fact that Rain isnât an idol now is inexplicable. At my question, Rainâs expression darkened significantly.
âItâs because⊠Iâm a country bumpkin and didnât know the ways of the world. I didnât know that from this year, idols have to be in groups of three or moreâŠâ
âHuh? Whatâs that?â
I inadvertently let out a strange voice at this unexpected reason. Iâd never heard of such a rule last time.
âCome to think of it, the people on the stage I saw today were all in groups of three.â
âYes. The Archbishop of the Idol Church that blesses idols all over the world⊠Apparently, he received a revelation at the beginning of this year⊠From this year, people who want to become idols have to be in groups of three, except for those who are already active as idols.â
Oh, I felt an unpleasant vibe here again. Did one of the things inside me do something again?
âBut then, why not gather two more people who want to be idols? Were there none?â
âThatâs difficult. People who live in the city and seriously aspire to become idols already have their groups of three, so thereâs no room for me to join them. The rest were like me, from the countryside, and didnât know about this new ruleâŠâ
âSo it didnât work out?â
âYes⊠At first, we said we would do our best together, but when we started practicing singing together, they would somehow quit immediatelyâŠâ
âWhat could that be about?â
Tia, with a sidelong glance, left the conversation to me. I knew the reason well, but decided to distract the conversation without mentioning it this time.
âAh, yeah. Iâm actually pretty knowledgeable about singing. If you donât mind, could you let me listen to your song, Rain?â
âEh, I donât mind. But singing here would be a nuisance to the shopâŠâ
âOf course, itâs fine after weâve eaten. You can choose which is more convenient, the inn weâre staying at or the one youâre renting, Rain.â
Rain hesitated at my words. Well, inviting an unknown person to your room or visiting an unknown personâs room is dangerous. Itâs good that sheâs cautious, but⊠hmm?
âIf youâre not comfortable with the room, how about we rent a practice space? I can cover that much.â
âEh, is that okay!? But why go to such lengthsâŠ?â
âWell, I guess you could say itâs out of curiosity? Since Iâve gotten to know you, and Iâm interested in idol activities. Plus, this might sound boastful, but we have quite a financial leeway. So, itâs no big deal.â
âHa, contrary to appearances, youâre rich, Ed-san?â
âAppearancesâŠ? Oh, I see.â
I remember my current appearance and smile bitterly at Rain, who looked at me suspiciously. My equipment in this new world was a worn-out leather armor and a cheap iron sword, hardly looking like someone with money.
âThis appearance is like a disguise to avoid being attacked by money-hungry fools. Look.â
Saying that, I took out a few gold coins from my waist bag. The [Stranger Box] was full of gold coins and gems, but I carried this much show-money without having to do that.
âWoah, those are gold coins!â
âSo, itâs just out of curiosity, as I said earlier. Of course, you can refuse if you donât like it. Well, Iâd still appreciate it if you could continue to guide us around the town.â
âThatâs right. Since we got to know each other, itâd be fun to become friends and chat. I also want to know more about idols.â
âYou look like you could become an idol, Tia-san! Of course, provided you gather three people.â
âOh really? Thank you.â
âHmm, Tia becoming an idol⊠that sounds quite interesting.â
At Rainâs casual words, I let out a smirk. If this world was the same as the original, it might have been possible to make Tia an idol. Purely a hobby, though.
âWow, Ed has a bad look on his face! Hey, hey Rain-chan, when Ed has this look, heâs upto no good.â
âReally? He certainly looks very mischievous!â
âEh, whatâs that reaction? Isnât it harsh for both of you to say that?â
âSo, what were you thinking about?â
âNo, thatâs because⊠I was imagining Tia becoming an idol, singing and dancingâŠâ
âHmm? Wait. Then, would it be impossible for me, Ed, and Rain-chan to form a group of three idols?â
Tia suggests this as if she had come up with a good idea. But thatâs an impossible proposal.
âHeh!? No, while it might be possible for you Tia, I canât, right? I canât sing or dance, and above all, Iâm a guy, arenât I?â
âIs it bad to form a group with a man?â
âItâs not bad, but itâs quite rare to form a group with the opposite sex, except for elderly people . And as for me, forming a group with an older man is a bitâŠâ
âI see, if Rain-chan is against it, it canât be helped. I thought it would be a bit interesting.â
Leaving disappointed Tia aside, I was relieved that the devilâs proposal was rejected. We finished our meal afterwards, agreed to continue the town tour from the next day, and separated⊠and then the next day.
âWhat the hell is this!?!?â
My body had turned into a womanâs.