âBreaking pots and confiscating drawer contents!? Whatâs that about!? Why do you have such a privilege!?â
âI donât understand the thoughts of those in power. I was simply granted this privilege and am faithfully carrying it out.â
Astonished by Tiaâs words, Gou calmly replied and moved on to the next room. Of course, we followed him, and Tia, with pleading eyes, spoke to me.
âHey Ed, whatâs Going on!? Why pots and chest!?â
âI donât know either. If I had to guess, maybe itâs some sort of compensation for the low allowance given to heroes?â
âAllowance? How much is it?â
As Tia asked Gou, who was rummaging through a small chest of chest that seemed to belong to a child, he answered without looking back.
â50 copper coins and a long, sturdy stick.â
âWhat!? Youâre a hero, Gou-san, right!? Why do they send a hero off with only enough money for one night at an inn and a stick!?â
âLike I said before, I donât understand the thoughts of those in power. I was just told that was all Iâd get, so I accepted it. Well, I did buy my own equipment afterward.â
âIt doesnât make sense! Why wouldnât they support a hero but give him such strange privileges!? Ed, the king of this country must be crazy!â
âHey, hey, donât criticize royalty in broad daylight.â
I calmed down a shouting Tia with a wry smile. Itâs not like youâd get arrested for badmouthing the king unless you were in a really lawless country, but still, you shouldnât speak ill of those in power, especially the king.
Of course, Tia should know that, but sheâs still far from convinced. Gou, having finished rummaging through the chest, looked at her with a puzzled expression.
âCome on, donât keep fussing about something you canât understand. Weâre done with this house. Letâs move on.â
âYouâre still going!?â
âOf course. There are still many houses left.â
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Leaving Tia, whoâs moving her mouth wordlessly, Gou left the house. After that, he invades several more houses, rummaging through pots and chests, and once heâs satisfied with a few copper coins and some dried herbs, he enters the townâs blacksmith.
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Without responding to the old shopkeeperâs greeting, Gou looks around the blacksmithâs shop and enters the forging area in the back without permission, starting to break the pots there.
âAh, heâs breaking them again⊠huh?â
Tia, who had been watching with tired eyes, suddenly noticed that there was a pot Gou wasnât breaking and spoke up.
âHey Gou-san. Why arenât you breaking that one?â
âThat one, that one.â
Tia pointed to various sizes of pots, but Gou quickly averted his gaze after a glance.
âAh, those are no Good because theyâre bottles, not pots. Only pots of this size can be broken; anything else isnât a pot and shouldnât be broken.â
âDonât look at me like that. I donât know everything.â
As Tia appealed with her gaze, I dodged her eyes and mumbled a response. I havenât seriously investigated it, but I have no idea why such a rule exists. While weâre exchanging words, Gou finished breaking the pots that caught his eye and returned to the shopkeeper at the front of the store.
âIâm sorry, but Iâd like you to sharpen this one,â Gou said, handing over the large sword he had been carrying on his back.
âAre you really talking like that!!!!?!â Tia retorted,
âAlright, this one has been used quite a bit,â the shopkeeper commented, checking the swordâs condition.
âAre you really responding like that!!!?!â Tia exclaimed again.
âIt will cost three silver coins, what do you think?â the shopkeeper asked,
âUnderstood,â Gou replied, paying the silver coins.
âAre you really just paying like that?!â Tia questioned once more.
âOi, Lunaritia. Youâve been noisy since earlierâ.
âBut! Youâre breaking pots and searching chests in other peopleâs houses, yet youâre paying properly to sharpen your sword?!â
âHuh? Iâm requesting a service, so of course Iâm going to pay, right?â
Tia, confused by Gouâs reaction, turned to the shopkeeper. âWhy are you so nonchalant about taking work from someone who broke into your shop and smashed pots?!â
âWell, itâs just business, you know? Besides, thereâs a subsidy for broken pots, so I can buy new ones with that. Most people donât complain since theyâre cheap and easily breakable.â
âSubsidies!? HaaaaâŠ.., Iâm sorry EdâŠ.I canât take it anymoreâŠâ
âDonât worry, Tia. Weâll head to the inn and talk it over. Just bear with it a little longer.â
With tears in her eyes, Tia crouches down. While Gou finished his business with the shopkeeper, the group left the store without any issues.
âNow, letâs head to the general store. We need to replenish our supplies and sell the naughty underwear we found earlier,â
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âTia, keep your heart strong. Donât worry, youâre not going crazy.â
While encouraging Tia, who had a dead fish-like look in her eyes, we stepped into the general store. Of course, even there Gou naturally broke pots, rummaged through dressers, and after stuffing what was inside into his bag, he called out to the clerk.
âI want to sell something first. Lingerie, herbs, and⊠this healing potion.â
âWa-wait, that! Thatâs what you just took out of the dresser over there!â
âGout it. So, all togetherâŠâ
âYouâre buying it!?â
At the point where the negotiation had begun nonchalantly, Tia, unable to hold back any longer, grabbed the clerkâs shoulder firmly and began to shake him as she spoke.
âHey! Itâs a recovery potion that was in this shop!? You saw it too, itâs merchandise from your own shop, right!? Youâre buying that!?â
âHey, hey, customer, please stop being rough. Of course weâll buy it, itâs our job.â
âBut then, if you put that bought recovery potion back on the shopâs shelves, Gou-san might pick it up and sell it again, right!?â
â? What are you talking about, Lunaritia? If I take items from the merchandise shelf, that would be stealing, right? I wouldnât do such a thing.â
âThatâs right. Moreover, we report the losses to the office and receive subsidies, so we donât actually lose anything.â
ââŠâŠâŠâŠ U, uh, uwaahh! Ed, I canât stand this anymore!â
At the words of the two who seemed to find the situation perfectly normal, Tia started crying and clung to me. It seems sheâs finally reached her limit.
âThere, there, itâs okay, Tia. Iâm sorry, Gou-san, but Iâd like to let Tia rest for a bit. Would it be okay if we returned to the inn ahead of you?â
âI donât mind. Iâm staying at an inn called âThe Three-horned Sheep.â â
âUnderstood. Weâll catch up later⊠Come on, Tia, letâs go.â
Caressing the back of Tia, who continued to cry like a child, I parted ways with Gou and headed towards the inn. The innâs clerk stared at us, but at this point, we couldnât afford to care about such things.
âHic⊠sob⊠Why⊠Iâm not crazyâŠâ
âThatâs right. Tia, you are no tcrazy. Whatâs crazy are the rules of this world.â
âThatâs true⊠Iâm not weird, am IâŠ?â
âYeah, youâre not weird. In fact, when I first came here, I didnât know what to do either.â
ââŠâŠWhat did you do, Ed?â
While clinging tightly to me, Tia looked up at my face with teary eyes.
âI didnât do anything. I just kind of went along with the flow of things. Look, the world where Canal was had very different laws and common sense, right? So, I just accepted that this place is the same. In reality, none of the people there were angry at Gou-san, were they? If the losses are being compensated, then itâs just something to accept⊠even if itâs hard to be convinced, I think itâs best to just accept it.â
If the world changes, so does common sense. Given that we only know our own world, itâs hard to accept major differences in others, but honestly, if nobody is unhappy, itâs best not to worry about it.
ââŠâŠâŠâŠThis is the first time in my life that Iâve felt the irrationality of the world this strongly.â
âWhat a coincidence, I felt something similar too.â
Upon seeing Tia finally calming down, I answered with a wry smile on my face.