âAh. This is Ato ⊠What was it again?â Tia asked.
âAtorumtein.â
âYeah, thatâs it! Atorumtein!â
Next to me, Tia was happily looking around the town, smiling. From behind us, Alexis, who had gotten off the carriage, had a complicated expression on his face.
âSave your excitement for later. Ed, are you sure this is where the treasure is?â
âOh, yes, the treasure! Ever since you said, âYouâll see when you get there!â Iâve been curious about it for so long!â Tia exclaimed with joy.
âGahahah! Donât be so hasty, you long-lived elf. There must have been some circumstances with the kid that kept him from telling us, right?â Old man Gonzo said, laughing.
âOf course. However, itâs not something we can talk about here, so would you mind if we booked an inn and⊠Talk about it there?â
âI donât mind. How about you, Alexis?â
âHmm. Youâre right, standing around here and talking about it is not very elegant. Thatâs fine with me.â
âMe too!â
âWell, there you go.â
With the whole party in agreement, we walked through the town of Atorumtein. The people walking through the streets were bustling, but there were only a few stalls, indicating that this was not a town that catered to outsiders.
âWow, all those chimneys! Are they all blacksmiths? Then, surely, they must have some awesome weapons.â
âDonât be ridiculous, Tia. There are no weapons in this town, arenât there?â
âEh, why!? E-Ed?â
âAh, the hero is right this time. Itâs true that this is a town of mines and blacksmiths, but what can be mined here is silver. So, what they make here is mainly tableware.â
âEh. Ah, so maybe the treasure is some kind of legendary tableware that can make any food taste good?!â
âThatâs great! If we can improve the taste, maybe even the little boy can have a taste of my muscle pills?â
âNo, thatâs a little ⊠Well, anyway, weâll talk about it in detail when we get to the inn.â
âYes, Ed-sensei!â Tia said, excitedly.
By the way, what the old man Gonzo called âMuscle Pillâ was a highly concentrated pill that only contained the nutrients necessary for muscle growth. The taste of blood and fat that slowly dissolved in the mouth evoked a nausea that was incomparable to that of ordinary poisons, and was not something that a person with a proper sense of taste could eat.
In addition, when I was made to eat it when I didnât know anything about it, I threw up as hard as I could and couldnât taste anything for about three days. I definitely wonât eat it the second time around. âŠ
After such dangerous and amusing chit-chat, we arrived at the inn before long. Unfortunately, there was no such thing as a luxury inn that Alexis could book, but we got a room at the best inn in town and we looked at each other again.
âThen, please explain.â Alexis said, after closing the door.
âAll right. Then, ⊠I obtained this information from a reliable source, and it seems that this silver mine is inhabited by rock worms.â
âRockworms âŠ!?â
Alexis was taken aback by my words as I slowly started to speak. Of course. Rockworms were mineral-eating magic beasts that would shorten the life of any mine quickly if targeted by them. In addition, the areas it had devoured were filled with holes, and there had been many cases of large-scale collapses due to people not noticing the presence of rockworms.
This Atorumtein was no exception. If left unchecked, the mine would collapse in about three months. By the time we visited the town six months later on my first visit, it was a dark place of hopelessness and despair, abandoned by those who had lost their jobs.
âHey, Ed, are you sure you can trust that information? It couldnât have been a joke, right?â
âOf course. The other party is a living magic beast, so I wouldnât go so far as to say that it is devouring the mines at this very moment. However, there is no doubt that it is using the silver mines of Atorumtein as a feeding ground.â
âThen, why did you keep this information from us?â
âItâs to make sure we kill the rockworm ourselves. If, for some reason, the information were to leak out, it would be a disaster in more ways than one.â
â⊠Mithril.â
I grinned inwardly at Alexisâ bitter expression as he muttered. But beside us, there was one long-eared elf girl who couldnât keep up with the conversation.
âHey, hey? I donât understand, but what does that annoying magic beast have to do anything with mithril?â
âOh, you donât know, Tia? Tia, do you know what mithril is?â Surprised, I asked.
âWhat ⊠Mithril is mithril, right? Because of the high rate of transfer of mana and a high capacity for mana, most of the best magic tools and weapons with magic enchantments are made of mithril.â
âIâm not talking about that. ⊠Iâll tell you what. Mithril is a mutation of silver that has been exposed to mana for a long time.â
âReally?! So, maybe all the silver in this mountain, where strong magic beasts live, has been turned into mithril!?â
Tia creased her forehead when I looked at her with a troubled expression. I donât know if I should say this ⊠Sheâd find out soon enough anyway.
âIf you add mana to silver, it becomes mithril. Thatâs true, but ⊠in reality, it needs to be exposed to very strong magical power all the time, from morning to night, to become mithril. So, itâs not enough to have a magic beast living nearby. You will need to expose it to the magic beasts mana for a long time. âŠâ
â⊠so what?â
â⊠⊠Rockworms eat ore. But not all of the ore they eat is digested and absorbed. The remaining ore continues to be bathed in Rockwormâs mana in its belly, and over the course of decades, it turns into mithril. In other words, âŠâ
ââŠâŠ!? Wait, I donât want to hear it!â
âMithril is the undigested poop of rockworms.â (T/N: LMAO didnât expect this)
âNO! I donât want to hear it!â
The reality was so cruel that Tia squeezed her long ears shut with her hands and shook her head in disgust.
Well, yeah. If you hadnât heard about it before, it was a natural reaction. For the record, we didnât see it the first time. We asked the people of this town to dismantle the corpses in order to give work to those who lost their jobs. Later, we were given a lump of mithril, but all we were told at the time was that it came from this mine.
âHow, I didnât know mithril was such a ⊠thingâŠâ Tia muttered.
âThere are mithril mines that change with natural environmental magic, though. In that case, it would be more like a regular mithril mine, and that should be much more productive for the world as a whole.â
âT-then! The mithril Iâve been touching is not magic beastâs poo, is it âŠ?
âUh, maybe.â
Realistically, the majority of mithril products on the market should be made from mithril mined and processed. If it was a normal commercially available product, it would definitely be that one.
âBut thatâs exactly the kind of treasure weâre after this time, you know?â I added.
âEh âŠEh? W-What do you meanâŠ?â
âFufufu ..The lodged feces in the belly of a rockworm is the perfect lump of pure mithril that can never be obtained from a mine! Thatâs the treasure weâre after, and the material for our new weapons!â
âNOOO!!!!!â
Tiaâs heartbreaking cry echoed throughout the room of the inn. But this was the one thing I couldnât give up. If they want to think about the future after âŠâŠ I was gone, they absolutely need it.
âGahahahah! It doesnât matter if itâs shit or not, as long as it makes you stronger!â
âNo! I donât want a poop weapon. âŠâ
âGive up, Tia. A weapon made of pure mithril would certainly be a strength multiplier.â I said.
âUgh⊠then Alexis would get it too, right?â
âHahaha, I have this holy sword.â
âThatâs not fair! Hey, Ed! You wouldnât do something so horrible, would you?â
âLeave it to me. Iâll prepare the best weapon for you.â
âUwaaaaaa!!â
I patted her on the shoulder with the biggest smile I could muster, and Tia started to cry as she bit on the absurdity of the world. After that, I was harassed in the most insidious ways, such as having my ears and cheeks pulled and my knees snapped from behind, but ⊠five days later, We finally decided to enter the mine to kill the rockworm.