I Favor the Villainess Chapter 78
Reality doesnât go the way you want
Bleaching the story of the elements of my precious life, I told it to Claire-sama and Lily-sama.
âThey are considerably cruel people. I am disgusted. Letâs burn them. Rei, show me to their placeâ
âLi, Lily shall accompany Claire-samaâ
âNow, now. At that time Misaki had it rough at home, so it couldnât be helped. We reunited later after graduating, nowadays weâre in a relationship where we go tsuchinoko searching togetherâ
âAh, sorry. Theyâre UMAâ
âAh, sorry. Please forget itâ
Back to the main subject.
âAnyway, at that time there were truly various complicated circumstances, so it got messyâ
âNothing about that was complicated. That Misaki woman was the main cause of everythingâ
âActually, thatâs wrongâ
âWha, what do you mean?â
While I tried to soothe Claire-sama who looked like she couldnât clear away her irritation, Lily-sama asked for an explanation.
âIn addition to the family circumstances Iâve mentioned, Misaki liked Shiiko. But, she couldnât accept itâ
âYes. I was excluded because she thought I was stealing Shiikoâ
âWo, woah⌠What a love triangleâ
Lily-sama groaned words out of soap operas.
âNo, it was a square relationshipâ
âKosaki liked Misakiâ
âIt, it became complicatedâŚâ
That is to say, it was a bunch of unrequited relationships.
â                  â
I borrowed paper and pen and sketched the diagram.
âWell, everybody was youngâŚâ
âYou are still in the middle of your teens?â
âThere was such a time, wasnât thereâ
âIt should be in the present tense!?â
Oops, I had a distant look for a moment.
âAt any rate, we all reconciled afterwards. I laughed the most when I learned of Kosakiâs true natureâ
âWas, was there something about Kosaki-sanâŚ?â
âYes. Back then Iâd thought she was a small animal or an angel, but Kosaki was in fact the most ill-natured person in the storyâ
âSomehow I understand. Kosaki was the cutesy type?â
âSpot on, Claire-samaâ
All Kosakiâs actions were calculated.
Small animal atmosphere, bashful smiles, reserved personality, pacifism that dislikes conflict, everything.
In short, she was a person who wanted the other party to underestimate her.
Like that, she had the other party dance in the palm of her hand as convenient for her.
In this world, Yuu-sama and Lene would be the closest.
âIn the end, Kosaki went out with Misaki. Ah, but it wasnât Mi x Ko, it was Ko x Miâ
âWhat incomprehensible thing are you sayingâ
âWhatâs there not to understand! The dominant party in a coupling is important!â
âTha, thatâs an unreasonable scoldingâŚâ
âWell, that was the story of my first love. It was boring, wasnât it?â
âThat is not the caseâ
âYe, yeah. It was very helpfulâ
By the way, after this story, my personality quickly got closer to how I am right now.
My otaku hobbies grew worse, and I became more reckless toward those I fell in love with.
I absolutely cannot tell these two of the decadent life I led when I was at the university.
âYou had a truly hard timeâ
âThatâs right. But now itâs just a funny story. How was it, Lily-sama. Are you disillusioned?â
âN, no. Rather, Lily fell in love even moreâ
âAnyway, first love doesnât bear fruit, and because homosexual love is unrequited love by default, being able to take a beating is necessaryâ
âA, able to take a beating is itâ
âYes. Thanks to Claire-samaâs cold attitude I can be fully satisfiedâ
âI think Rei is a little too impudent!?â
Today as well Claire-samaâs retorts are skillful.
It was the best therapy for me tired from telling the serious story.
âClaire-samaâs first love was Manaria-sama, right?â
âTha, that is wrong! That was⌠um, Onee-sama was so wonderful I misunderstoodâ
âWell, now itâs meâ
â⌠Rei, if you get carried any more you will get fired?â
As Claire-samaâs eyes glazed, I hurriedly stopped playing with her.
âSpeaking of which, how did our conversation turn out like that?â
âWe came to the Church to solve poverty among commonersâŚâ
âWe, well, sometimes itâs good to deviate from the subjectâ
Suddenly I and Claire-sama came to our senses and Lily-sama intervened.
âThe, thereâs something to be understood from Rei-sanâs story, ideals and reality are differentâ
âThe, the Church also wants the disparity of wealth to disappear, and there are several idealized models of what can be done. But, whether theyâd work remains doubtfulâ
â? Could you explain in detail?â
âPo, politics donât work on beautiful gestures, thatâs how the story goesâ
Because I didnât expect such severe words from a small girl like Lily-sama, so I unintentionally gazed at her in wonderment.
As for Claire-sama, she had a worried expression like sheâs heard words identical to Lily-samaâs somewhere before.
Ah, it was what Dor-sama had said.
âEven if theyâre right in theory, theyâre meaningless if they donât work for politics in reality. And in many cases, reality is unreasonableâ
Lily-sama who said that, seemed just like an old woman.
âLi, Lily too thinks politics will invariably turn out like this. The Church decided to draw a line at politicsâ
âThatâs putting it bluntlyâ
Claire-sama unintentionally raised her voice at Lily-samaâs words that could be taken as her giving up.
âIn that case⌠People will not get recompensed. I do not want to part with my idealsâ
I do not want to run away from ideals to reality , Claire-sama said.
Then, what should be done.
âIn that case, thereâs no choice but to continue pursuing the ideals. Those who preach ideals always have to realize them themselvesâ
âClaire-sama is not alone. Iâll follow you even if thereâs little I can doâ
We got a nice atmosphere going between us, but,
âGo somewhere else if you want to flirt, scumâ
â⌠It, it really wasnât on purpose, please believe!â
âNo, well, I believe itâ
Rather, these insults are an adorable habit.
âEven so, I am indebted to Cardinal Lily. I wish I could offer something as thanksâ
âSu, such a thing! Lily just taught Claire-sama about the ChurchâŚâ
âFor example, whatâs troubling Lily-sama the most right now?â
âYes. Because weâve been helped by Lily-sama, conversely we wish we could do something to helpâ
âFufu, Lily is happyâ
âStop with that nice moodâ
Unlike Lily-samaâs abusive remarks, Claire-samaâs retorts are in her true nature.
âLe, letâs see⌠Right now, I am researching a certain disease. Itâs called the opposite sex diseaseâŚâ
âAh, itâs the one where sex changes?â
The opposite sex disease is a unique fictional disease in ăRevolutionă that doesnât exist in reality.
Itâs a disease where your sex becomes the opposite of your original one, it appeared in a comedic event in the game.
As apparent from the gender reversal cafĂŠ at the academy festival, princes are terrific beauties, so the special CGs from that event were quite a sight.
By the way, Claire-sama turned into a man.
She was amazingly handsome!
âIf I remember correctly, with the power of the ritual tool called Tears of the Moon that the Church possesses, the effect should be reduced and maybe even eliminatedâ
âYou, you know of the Tears of the Moon!? Itâs a special first-grade secret matter of the Church!?â
Tears of the Moon is a magical tool that activates by absorbing the light of the full moon, and has the ability to negate various magical effects.
The difference from the magic dampening barrier installed at the academy practice grounds is that the effect is permanent.
Itâs an extremely powerful magical tool that can cure various bad statuses inflicted with magic, itâs one of the biggest secrets of the Spirit Church.
To take it out, two people with positions no lesser than cardinal are necessary to unlock the storehouse containing it.
Itâs a little bad that I know it.
âWhe, where did you hear of the Tears of the Moon!?â
âAh, err⌠Yuu-sama taught meâ
Right now, the only person related to the Church that I know besides Lily-sama is Yuu-sama.
âTha, that shouldnât be the case. Considering how Yuu-samaâs body is, knowing the solution to the opposite sex disease Yuu-sama would long agoââ Ah!â
Lily-sama shut her mouth in panic.
âCardinal Lily. What was that?â
âYuu-sama suffers from the opposite sex disease?â
When Claire-sama and I pressed for an answer, Lily-sama sighed as if she finally gave up.
âRe, Rei-san knows the solution to the opposite sex disease, so Lily will talk about it, but absolutely do not tell anyone. If you reveal it, please consider that your lives will be in dangerâ
It was a pretty unsettling preface, but still Claire-sama and I nodded.
Resigned, bit by bit Lily-sama started talking.
âI see. Then, youâve heard about Yuu-samaâs matterâ
That night, Misha returned to the dormitory.
As sheâd stayed in Euclid longer than us, Mishaâs pure white skin was slightly red.
Rather than getting tan, she has the predisposition to reddening.
Although itâs often the case with white people, with Mishaâs outstandingly white skin, the symptoms are severe.
I talked with Misha, summarizing what happened during her absence from the academy.
Lily-sama strictly prohibited revealing Yuu-samaâs secret to others, but as Misha was a concerned person, I talked to her about it.
âSo Misha knew. About Yuu-samaâs matterâ
âYeah. When we were young, I cooperated to conceal Yuu-samaâs body in various waysâ
Yuu-sama had been a girl.