With Momoiās birthday coming up tomorrow, Iām in a bit of a pickleā¦
Itās not just that I still havenāt decided on a gift for Momoi or some other dumb reason.
Thatās the kind of thing I can handle.
ā¦I felt like I was in the right place at the right time. The truth is, I went through so much pain that I donāt even want to think about it anymoreā¦
Originally, it was a good idea to go to the store that Kisaragi-sensei told me about, but when I actually entered the store, I found out that the only staff and customers were women.
And thenā all I got was a lot of unpleasant staresā¦
On the other hand, I donāt know of any other place where I could buy a gift for Momoi, and I couldnāt just pick one at random, so I did my best to withstand the stares of the women and get the gift.
Fortunately, Kisaragi-sensei, whose only claim to fame is her fashion sense, was able to teach me and I was able to find a good one.
Also, I was able to find out about a spot with a beautiful night view in the town where she lives, which she told me I should definitely go to if I wanted to give her a present.
I thought I was all set for tomorrow, but reality was not so easyā¦
āRather, because āSabbat of the Witchā was finished, I had to prepare a new erotic gameā but apparently it was not to her liking. It seems that Momoi is sulking next to me with her cheeks puffed out.
Itās very easy to see why these sisters puff up their cheeks when they sulkā¦
In the case of Sakura-chan, if you go past that and make her angry even more, youāll get a smiling face with sound effectsā¦
ā¦Why do you think Momoi is sulking?
ā¦I also want to know!
In the first place, the eroge that caused Momoi to become like this was a game called āGolden Angelā, which will soon release the long-awaited FD⦠(TLN: FD = Fan Disc)
I wanted to play it as soon as the FD was released, so I decided to play it with Momoi while I still could.
Also, this game has a lot of different characters to choose from depending on oneās taste, but on the contrary, all the heroines are cute enough to have their own fans.
And the scenarios are well done, with the grand route bringing tears to the eyes of almost everyone who played it.
ā¦Iāve said this line beforeā¦
Well, that aside, I actually couldnāt get anything else done after I cleared the grand route.
Thatās why I recommended it to Momoi in a normal way, but when she saw the title screen, she asked me,
āWhy do they all have blond hair?ā
I replied, āBecause one of the selling points of this game is that all the main heroines have blond hair.
Then Momoi muttered, āI knew blondes wereā¦ā and turned away and puffed out her cheeks.
I didnāt understand what was going on, so I asked Momoi why, but she only ignored meā¦
Iām supposed to go out with Momoi tomorrow, but I donāt want to face her tomorrow in such an awkward situationā¦
ā¦Could it actually be that?
She doesnāt like the blonde hair itself?
Looking back, there was a similar sort of reaction to Byodoin Aria on TV last timeā¦
Maybe the blonde hair reminds her of Saijo and because of that, she doesnāt like itā¦?
If so, Iāve done something wrong to Momoiā¦
I was insensitiveā¦
I regret my mistake in choosing that eroge.
ā¦Whatās up with this fatal mistake of mine in choosing erogeā¦
I ran into a word in my brain that didnāt really fit this atmosphere.
While I was thinking to myself like this, Momoi suddenly turned around.
In a high-pitched voiceā
āIām going to have blonde hair tomorrow after school!ā
āShe declared so.
āHaa!? Whatās wrong with you all of a sudden?ā
Naturally, I was surprised.
I mean, who wouldnāt be surprised by this?
āIāve already decided! Iām going to be a blonde!ā
āNo, you idiot! If you do that, the whole school will be in an uproar!ā
I said this to Momoi, who for some reason even struck a gut pose to solidify her decision.
In fact, if Momoi dyes her hair blonde, the next day everyone from the first to the third grade will be talking about her.
Itās really not funny to see a serious honor student with beautiful black hair, whoās also a very talented woman, suddenly have blonde hair.
Iām sure all the students will try to figure out why.
And surely when they do, theyāll be bewildered that it was just because of an eroge.
āI have no choice but to go blonde now!ā
Momoi responded to my words with another incomprehensible reply.
Just what on earth could be the reason that you suddenly want to have blonde hairā¦
āCalm down for now! First of all⦠what made you decide to go blonde?ā
I decided to find out why Momoi had come to that conclusion.
If I didnāt know the reason, I wouldnāt be able to persuade her.
āā¦Itās because of UmiKai-kunā¦ā
Iām not sure why Momoi looked so sulky at my question, but she said the reason was me.
ā¦Could it be because of that?
Is it because I was trying to get you to play a game that only has blonde main heroines�
āLook⦠No matter how much you want to, I donāt think you should be influenced by erotic games, you knowā¦?ā
I made a dumbfounded face and told Momoi so.
No, Iām not making fun of erotic games, okay?
Itās just that I couldnāt think of anything else to say to convince you for so many reasonsā¦
āThen Umi-kun, who do you like the most out of all the girls in this game?ā
Momoi said so with a stern look on her face.
ā¦Hmmm, I see what you meanā I donāt really understand what you mean at all!!!
How did things even happen leading to this point!?
I told you already, you should not be influenced by eroge and try to make your hair blonde!?
But for some reasonā I donāt feel like Momoi will listen to me, who has a desperate expression on her face with her cheeks puffed out, even if I told her that.
For now, I think it would be wise to answer this question and then try to convince her to retract her decision on having blonde hairā¦
āWho is your favorite heroine in this game?ā Huhā¦
Then Iād have to sayā
āThis chairperson with long black hair?ā
āI opened the homepage of the eroge and answered honestly.
āEh?ā
Momoi looked surprised at my answer.
āWhatās wrong?
āWell, because ā¦ā¦ Isnāt that girl a sub heroine?ā
Momoi tilted her head as she read the description of the girl on the homepage screen.
āMomoi, you said that she is the heroine of this game. That girl may be a sub heroine, but sheās still a heroine, and I like her best.ā
āā¦Umi-kun, could it be that youāre an M? Should I be as cold to you as I was before?ā
āWhy is that!?ā
Why do Saijo, Momoi, and the rest of them keep giving me weird sexual habits?
āBecause it says here that sheās an S and has a poisonous tongue, and it also says that she hates the main character. I get it, just be honest with me! Iāll abuse you if you want me to, Umi-kun!ā
I held my head in my hands as Momoi said those words with a smile.
Sheās already got all sorts of crazy things going on in her headā¦
How can you say such a thing with a smile on your faceā¦
I was disgusted with the way Momoi interpreted things, but I couldnāt stand the thought of people thinking I had some weird sexual proclivities, so I decided to explain it to Momoi, even though it would be a bit of a spoiler.
āIn the heroineās route, the distance between the hero and the girl shortens rapidly. Well, there were times when the distance between the heroine and the heroine got too close at once, but the process of becoming friends with a heroine who was originally disliked is what I like the most. Also, I like the look of this character the best. I think itās nice to have a neat and tidy girl with long black hair.ā
ā¦Huh?
With the words I just said, something suddenly came to my mind.
The relationship between me and Momoi is a situation that I like�
People who originally disliked each other become friends with one anotherā¦
In addition, Momoi has very beautiful long black hair and looks neat and clean.
Thatās what I like most about itā.
āā!ā
I hurriedly blew away the thought that had just crossed my mind.
Momoi, just what was I even thinking of herā¦
Momoi is a family member, you know?
Besides, Momoi would hate me if I looked at her like that.
When I had a fight with Momoi before, Hanahime-chan asked me about what I thought of Momoi, and I said that I was a little curious about her, but I knew I shouldnāt have that thought on her.
Thatās because it will lead to the destruction of our current relationshipā¦
āI see, I see, Umi-kun likes this characterā¦ā
Momoi seemed to be smiling happily as I admonished myself.
ā¦Oh, her mood is getting betterā¦?
Is it because I said I liked the black haired chairwoman the best?
Ah, so youāre happy that the character I praised is similar to you?
Come to think of it, she was happy when I complimented a character that looked like Momoi beforeā¦
āYeah, that character is actually not as cold as she sounds. The things she says are pretty awful, but if you play the game, youāll understand how good she is, so why donāt you try it?ā
When I said that, Momoi nodded happily.
āThen, we should do this characterās route as the first one!ā
āShe also said something out of lineā¦
āNo, that character is a sub heroine, so she doesnāt have a routeā¦ā
āMouu~ā
When I said that, Momoi sulked again and puffed up her cheeks.
ā¦Just whatās up with this loopā¦
I thought about it and said something that would get me out of this loop.
āBut in the FD thatās coming out soon, theyāre going to add that girlās route.ā
āWell, then, sheāll still be the first one! Considering that, we have to play this game as soon as possible!ā
When Momoi found out that the black-haired committee chairwomanās route would be added as I had predicted, she happily sat down on a special seat (next to me in front of the computer) and clicked on the word āStartā in the title.