After accepting the role of the robot, Xiao Jiashu stopped going to acting classes and spent all his time in the gym. He lay on the floor dripping with sweat, tilting his head as he saw Ji Ge coming while talking to his personal trainer. After that, he slowly came over and asked, “How do you feel?”
“Super tired.” Xiao Jiashu waved his hand breathlessly.
“Workout twice a day, once in the morning and once in the evening, both for an hour and a half. It will be less tiring and will not strain your muscles. You need plenty of time to exercise, but you also need plenty of time to rest, control your mouth, and do not eat food that is too high in calories. Did you drink the protein powder I bought for you? Adding a cup of protein powder after a workout can quickly increase your muscle mass.” Ji Mian took off his coat and showed his strong figure. He also has the habit of working out, and he must exercise for two hours every day.
“I drink it every day.” Xiao Jiashu looked at his firm and smooth muscles eagerly, “Ji Ge, how long did it take you to bulk up like this?”
“I don’t remember, I started working out very early and persisted for more than ten years.” Ji Mian put the weight plate on the horizontal bar, ready to practice deadlifting.
Xiao Jiashu silently calculated the weight of the barbell, and couldn’t help being speechless. Damn, Ji Ge can lift two hundred catties! Wouldn’t he be able to lift me up easily? If he didn’t take off his clothes, who would have thought that Ji Ge was an elegant gentleman on the outside and a muscular man on the inside!
Ji Mian glanced at him and waved his hand, “Lie down somewhere else and be careful so you won’t get hit.”
Xiao Jiashu moved away with great difficulty, and then continued to lie on the ground pretending to be dead. The place where he had previously lay left a human shaped sweat stain, which looked somewhat funny. Ji Mian said approvingly while warming up, “Hm, you worked very hard today. Remember to drink protein powder later. ”
“Got it.” Xiao Jiashu took out his phone to browse Weibo, feeling tired of holding his hands up, and changed to lying on his side again. He found a blog post that was popular with many fans, so he couldn’t help but read it. It was entitled 《The Apostle You Are My Tomorrow》. Eh, is this a movie review of 《The Apostle》? Gotta read it properly.
After a few minutes, he realized he thought wrong, this blog post was not a movie review, but a fanfic. The author adapted the plot of《The Apostle》with their own ideas and promised fans that they would give the Ling brothers a happy ending. In her original words, she was speaking out of resentment and the purpose of the work is to bring happiness to Ling Tao and Ling Feng.
So warm! Xiao Jiashu was filled with emotion, unconsciously read on, and after a few more minutes, his expression gradually became distorted. Ling Feng avoided the kidnapping crisis, which is good. Ling Feng fell in love, which is also good, but why did Ling Tao lock him in a small black house, forcing him to break up with his lover? This is obviously illogical ah! If the real Ling Tao knew that his brother was in love, he doesn’t know how happy he would be.
Eh eh eh? What the hell? Why did Ling Tao forcefully kiss Ling Feng? Did I open the blog post in the wrong way? Seeing this exquisite description of kissing, Xiao Jiashu felt that his temple had been severely smashed, and that his whole person was a mess.
What’s worse is that because his imagination is too rich, it is easy to construct the corresponding scene in his mind when reading the article, and what he sees is his own face and Ji Ge’s, so this description automatically produced an image. He was pressed against the wall by Ji Ge then kissed, the tip of their intertwined tongues made slurping noises, and their saliva circulated in each other’s mouths. It gave off a strong smell of hormones.
Ahhhhh! How can this be! Xiao Jiashu you can’t read anymore! He covered his face and groaned, his heart was beating at eighty miles per second, but through his fingers, he still saw the following paragraph, which was said by Ling Tao to Ling Feng, “Dear brother, as your punishment, please ride up and move by yourself.”
Ride up and move by himself…… so graphic …… Xiao Jiashu found his head was close to emitting steam, so he quickly closed his eyes and turned off his mobile phone, trembling with fear.
At this moment, there was a loud “bang” next to him. He quickly opened his eyes, but saw that Ji Ge’s hand slipped and he failed to grasp the two-hundred-pound barbell. Fortunately, he made adjustments in time and did not strain his muscles.
“Are you okay, Ji Ge?” Xiao Jiashu got up with a gulp, his expression very nervous.
Ji Mian stared at him as he rubbed his wrist. His eyes were ambiguous, and after about half a minute, he asked in a hoarse voice, “Xiao Jiashu, what were you looking at just now? Your face is so red?”
“Nothing.” Xiao Jiashu quickly withdrew from the blog and returned to his home page. Then he raised his mobile phone and shook it. “I was just browsing Weibo casually. I practiced too hard just now, and my face naturally turned red. It will be fine in a while.” Shit, I must not let Ji Ge know what I’m looking at, or he will definitely think I’m a pervert.
The corner of Ji Mian’s mouth twitched slightly, and at the end he said helplessly, “If you are tired, go to the lounge and lie down for a while then make a cup of protein powder.”
“When you finish working out, let’s drink it together. I also brought you a healthy meal. My mother made it by herself, it’s delicious.” Xiao Jiashu is determined not to move, he likes to see Ji Ge work out.
Ji Mian couldn’t do anything, and seeing that he had no intention of continuing to read the text, he had to compromise, “OK, I have to train for two hours, you can wait here. Don’t lie on the ground, the ground is cold, there are yoga mats over there.” He pointed to the equipment room across the private classroom.
Xiao Jiashu dragged his sore legs and feet next door to get a cushion, then turned back and continued to lie down not far from Ji Ge. There are mirrors on all four walls of the private classroom. Wherever he looked, he could see his hot cheeks and neck, which looked like cooked shrimp. No wonder Ji Ge can see the abnormality at a glance, but he is still too thin-skinned.
Eh, that’s not right. The role I am about to play is a robot. How can a robot blush? This won’t do. If you can’t manage your expression well, how can you perform the very essence of your character? The blushing problem must be corrected! Thinking of this, Xiao Jiashu couldn’t lie down, so he got up and practiced expression management in front of the mirror. He really wanted to make the redness disappear quickly, but the more impatient he was, the redder his face became, it had the opposite effect. With this little skill how can he pretend to be ruthless and cold?
Not only in this movie, but every movie in the future needs strong expression control in order to shoot smoothly, this is a must for actors. He scratched his ears and cheeks with impatience. Somehow, four words popped out of his mind – attacking poison with poison. Since you will blush when you read that kind of article, it is better to read a few more articles, as you will not be surprised if you encounter more. If you can endure this level of a critical hit, how can other things continue to affect you?
Xiao Jiashu silently gave himself praise, then opened the online article with his trembling fingertips, followed the author’s tips to find several other links, and selected one with the most shameful title,《The Apostle’s Desires in the Dark Night》. At first glance, it’s the car1 driven by the old driver, hurry up and fasten your seat belt!
Xiao Jiashu was mentally prepared, but he didn’t know that his cheeks were already red with blood, while Ji Mian frequently held his forehead, as if he had a headache.
“Xiao Jiashu, come here.” He put down the barbell to wipe his sweat.
“What can I do for you Ji Ge?” Xiao Jiashu immediately forgot to read and ran to him.
“Sit down.” Ji Mian sat on the bench, Xiao Jiashu then conveniently sat on his lap.
Ji Mian took his phone and saw that the page had changed back to the homepage. So he cupped his jaw then took a picture of him and chose to post it directly, “Go through Weibo comments and tell your fans that you’re trying to lose weight in order to play your new role. Post more updates these days and mention more about《The Apostle》and 《The Zerg Wars》, it’s your job to promote them during the showing or preparation.”
Xiao Jiashu nodded repeatedly to show that he understood, and then buried his head to scroll through the comments. He completely forgot about expression management and fighting poison with poison.
Ji Mian, who finally found peace, breathed out slowly, and continued to work on his back muscles.
Xiao Jiashu has no self-awareness of being a star at all. Other people’s idols send more than a dozen selfies a day, while he posts one every ten days and even then those were stills or makeup shots. There was nothing novel about them. The little seeds who were already deprived immediately flocked. After seeing the photos, they all fell silent, and then began to celebrate.
“I don’t know if I’ve been thinking too much, but this picture makes me feel strange.”
“I saw a big hand holding Xiao Jiashu’s jaw and forcing him to raise his head. His hair and skin were wet with sweat, revealing a little lustrous glow, his cheeks were dyed crimson, his eyes were watery, looking innocent and confused, his bright red lips were slightly open, as if he wanted to say something, but also seemed to be inviting for a kiss. His already stunning appearance, at this moment exuded a strong seductive power.”
A fan said, “It’s not that you think too much, this is a fucking orgasm face!”
“First, jerk off.”
“Mom asked me why I browsed Weibo with a nosebleed #covers face#”
“Let go of that bottom2 and let me come!”
“Tell me who pinched your chin, and I’m going to give him the Best Fling3 of the Year Award!”
“After licking the screen and wiping my nosebleed, I’m dying. Who will call 120 for me? I need a blood transfusion! The face of Xiao Shumiao is illegal! Why is his face full of sweat, what did he do just now?”
One by one, the improper comments caught Xiao Jiashu off guard. He explained again and again, “I was working out, so my face was red and sweaty, really!”
“We believe you, we believe you!” The little seeds perfunctory replied a few casual sentences, went back to licking the screen and having a nosebleed, and nearly died.
Seeing the fans flying away on the high-speed railway, the whole comment area was out of control. Xiao Jiashu almost wanted to cry without tears. He desperately wanted to delete the photo, but it seemed to be too late, many fans said they had taken screenshots, and would take them out to jerk off.
What the hell is “jerk off”? What the hell is an “orgasm face”? Xiao Jiashu covered his face and groaned, but he was embarrassed to tell Ji Ge about it. Although he was the one who took the photos and posted them on Weibo, he also did it for his own good. How can he blame him? If you want to blame someone, you can blame your fans for being too perverted!