How Dare You Attack My Support! ch8
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Yanzhou won his lane in this game, he feels that it was not as smooth
and easy as having that godly player around.\nQiao Yanzhou is playing Annie who is facing a champion named
Cassiopeia, also known as the Serpent. Cassiopeia deals a huge amount
of damage with shorter cooldown timers and a longer attacking range
than Annie.\nHowever, the
enemy, Cassiopeia, did not manage to gain an edge in the laning phase
as her immobility allowed Qiao Yanzhou’s Annie to gain 10 more CS
four abilities, Annie will be able to stun the enemies for one second
when triggering the fifth.\nQiao Yanzhou,
seeing that he is winning in CS, makes a quick calculation on his
cooldown time and number of abilities used. He gets ready to stun the
Serpent with a combo of abilities so that, even if he does not kill
her, he can reduce her health enough to make her recall to the base.
This will result in Cassiopeia missing out on one minion wave
allowing Qiao Yanzhou to gain additional gold to build a secondary
item. Annie’s advantage during the laning phase gradually snowballs
in this manner.\nQiao Yanzhou rubs
his hands as he plans for victory.\nHowever, change
is the only constant.\nJust as Qiao
Yanzhou is planning to stun Cassiopeia after killing the last minion,
the allied jungler calls for a gank at the mid lane.\nQiao Yanzhou
welcomes the gank since having a kill is always better than winning a
few minions. But little did he expect that the jungler would appear,
triggering his skill Q and hitting the siege minion that Qiao
Yanzhou wants…\n“FUCK! MY
CANNON!!” Qiao Yanzhou yells. But he can do nothing to save that
minion as well as bagging that gold.\nAt the same time,
the streaming chat window is focusing on a different issue…\nAnonymous 1:
what has the cannon done wrong to make u want to fuck it\nAnonymous 2:
he… even the cannon…\nAnonymous 3:
hi im the cannon\nFor a moment, Qiao Yanzhou feels his world has darkened. But he
hurriedly signals the jungler, who has missed his ability, to quickly
leave his lane. He is now unable to stun his opponent, and if his
jungler continues to stay in lane and shares the experience points,
he may be one level below his enemy for the rest of the game. If that
happens, the game will be difficult to win.\nBut this jungler
seems to have lost his mind as he flashes under the turret after
casting another ability.\nThe enemy mid
laner sees the jungler pouncing on him like a mad dog and hastily
retreats. The jungler casts a third ability where he unfortunately
tunnels behind the enemy turret. Without any minion waves, the “mad
dog” dies after taking two turret shots.\n“What a pro
jungler.” Qiao Yanzhou claps as he watches the jungler display a
series of brain-dead mechanics. “He actually takes a minion, misses
three abilities, flashes and dives the turret and dies as first
blood… Wow, what a pro.”\nThough Qiao
Yanzhou was betrayed by his own teammate, he does not say anything in
game. Everyone makes mistakes, and he just needs to be careful later.
But to his surprise, the jungler starts flaming like a lunatic.\nFlowerPrince
(Rek’Sai): mid u blind? Idiot\nWTF? He takes
gold and experience points from my minion, feeds the enemy first
blood under their turret, and he is now calling me an idiot?!!\nQiao Yanzhou is
triggered. Though he does not flame in game, he is not to be
underestimated. He will torment this jungler in his own way.\nA smile creeps
across Qiao Yanzhou’s face as he plans to give the jungler a hard
time in this game.\nQiao Yanzhou
recalls to the base and walks back to the mid lane after getting his
items. Seeing that the opponent, Cassiopeia, is missing, he pushes
the minion wave and informs his team of a missing enemy. Thereafter,
he clears the raptors camp that is near the mid lane which has just
(Rek’Sai) signals to be careful!\nFlowerPrince
(Rek’Sai) signals to be careful!\nFlowerPrince
(Rek’Sai): mutherfucker y ru taking my camps!\nSatisfied, Qiao
Yanzhou walks back to his lane and continues farming as if nothing
has happened.\nSeeing the mid
laner’s attitude, the jungler becomes even more furious. He hurries
from the top side of the jungle to the mid lane intending to steal a
minion wave from Qiao Yanzhou.\nUnfortunately,
the enemy mid laner suddenly appears from a bush. She casts her skill
R which stuns the allied jungler who is dashing towards the mid lane
like a raging bull. Cassiopeia then releases clouds of poison that
make him see stars while Qiao Yanzhou watches and strolls around.\nThe enemy
jungler, Nunu, appears from another bush. A ball of ice from Nunu,
together with Cassiopeia’s poison, reduces more than half of the
allied jungler’s health. Cassiopeia then bags the kill after
launching two poisonous fangs.\nThe enemy must be
feeling puzzled at the situation – the mid laner was just nearby
yet they were able to kill the jungler without any difficulty.\nQiao Yanzhou was
wandering around with no intention to save his jungler. He did not
waste a single ability for that fight, and even danced around the
jungler’s dead body by pressing Ctrl + 1, 2, 3, 4.\nHmph, take my
minion, and I’ll sing and dance over your dead body.\nFlowerPrince
(Rek’Sai): mid u mfking piece of shit\nTsk, won’t
he ever learn? Qiao Yanzhou frowns and clears the top side jungle
camp of three murk wolves.\nNow, the allied
jungler is already two levels behind the enemy jungler thanks to Qiao
Yanzhou’s effort.\nBut Qiao Yanzhou
is not doing it blindly. He pulled this prank on his jungler after
seeing that the bot lane and top lane were doing well, and he was
also winning his own lane.\nHowever, nobody
can predict what will happen if this jungler ganks all three lanes in
such a careless manner.\nThis jungler
is really… protecting his enemies while stabbing his own teammates.\nRegardless, Qiao
Yanzhou does not respond to his flaming and focuses on winning the
mid lane.\nSince he already
has two kills, the enemy mid laner is now a pain in the neck. Even
with phenomenal positioning, it’s unavoidable to receive a blow or
two and that will already cost half of his health.\nSuddenly, the top
laner sends a signal.\nOnceUponATime
(Jarvan IV) is on the way!\nOh! Things
will be much easier if the top laner comes for a gank!\nQiao Yanzhou
feels confident as he knows that the top laner has solo killed his
opponent twice.\nHe gets ready for
his stun upon casting the fourth ability as he continues farming. The
top laner hides in the bush near the mid lane and finds out that the
enemy did not ward the river.\nHere’s our
stuns the enemy mid laner and misses one siege minion. But he does
not mind as killing the enemy with two kills gives more gold than a
siege minion.\nOnce Jarvan IV
sees that the enemy mid laner is stunned, he flashes and casts his
skill R on the enemy, locking her within the circle of terrain that
it creates. Meanwhile, Qiao Yanzhou triggers his Ultimate skill and
summons her pet monster. When the enemy mid lane is almost dead, the
allied jungler suddenly appears from nowhere wanting to steal the
sees through his intentions and takes the kill with his skill Q, and
Qiao Yanzhou only manages to get an assist from the kill.\nBut that’s
better than having the jungler take the kill.\nFlowerPrince
(Rek’Sai): fuck u two retards\nOnceUponATime
(Jarvan IV): u mean I can take ur top jungle camps?\nFlowerPrince
(Rek’Sai): fuck off\nShortly
afterwards, Qiao Yanzhou sees Jarvan IV clearing the jungle camps
near the top lane…\nHe can hardly
contain his laughter.\nBoatIdlingBy
(Annie): y ru always flaming? u hv no friends?\nBoatIdlingBy
(Annie): ur parents dnt love u?\nBoatIdlingBy
(Annie): unhappy with ur sex life?\nQiao Yanzhou
clears the murk wolves camp as he types on and leashes the red buff
for the bottom lane ADC.\nBamBamBi
(LuLu): hahahhahahahha\nThe allied
support laughs while the jungler goes all silent. The allied ADC
joins in.\nRedHotChiliPepper
(Kalista): annie come get this kill while jg is not here\nBoatIdlingBy
(Annie): thank u sir!\nQiao Yanzhou
hurries to the bottom lane. He is not being greedy here, but if he
does not get a few more kills and build more items, it will be
difficult for his champion, Annie, to win the enemy mid laner later
in the game.\nQiao Yanzhou
walks along the river and hides near the fork to the bottom lane
waiting for his chance to attack.\nTwo long spears
are already piercing through the body of the enemy ADC, and once
Kalista sees that the mid laner is ready, she casts her skill E
which pulls out the spears from the enemy. The allied support fires a
magic bolt towards the enemy ADC to reduce its movement speed, but
the attack is blocked by the enemy support.\nQiao Yanzhou
seizes the chance and flashes in towards the enemy support. The enemy
ADC wants to save his support, but little did he expect that it was
only a distraction. Qiao Yanzhou casts a stun on the ADC instead
which was ready while he was on the way to the bottom lane.\nYet the enemy
support has not given up on Qiao Yanzhou and continues his attack.
Seeing that Qiao Yanzhou is going to be killed by the support and the
turret, the low-health ADC hurries over and uses the heal spell,
saving Qiao Yanzhou.\nThe allied ADC
gets greedy after recovering some health and deals two auto-attacks
to the enemy support. The allied support takes the cue and flashes in
with her skill R. As the enemy support is now one hit away from
death, the ADC pulls out the spears from the support with skill W and
takes the kill.\nThis team
fight isn’t too bad.\nBoatIdlingBy
(Annie): thx bro\nRedHotChilliPepper
(Kalista): np pls come again~\nQiao Yanzhou
walks with satisfaction towards mid lane and sees the jungler quietly
hitting the krug camp.\nQiao Yanzhou sees
that his skill R is ready and casts it on the monsters, taking the
whole jungle camp that the jungler was painstakingly trying to kill.\nFlowerPrince
(Rek’Sai): fuck u\nBoatIdlingBy
(Annie): seems like u nvr learn\nFlowerPrince
(Rek’Sai): I dare u to 1v1 me after this game\nHah! What a
one-versus-one, Qiao Yanzhou is not afraid of facing anyone in this
rank. Not forgetting the garbage mechanics the jungler displayed
earlier, Qiao Yanzhou feels that if he does not make him sit down and
bark, he will be sorry to his mother whom the jungler cursed earlier.\nBoatIdlingBy
(Annie): sure, but dont u accuse me of bullying a kid later\nAuthor’s Notes:\nWinning lane (in
gold and items): It means that your creep score is higher than the
opponent’s in your lane. (Farming means to gain gold and experience
points from killing the minions. It’s the main source of income in
waves: It means to clear the minion wave of the lane that is not
yours, such as a bottom laner taking minion waves at the top lane.\n1v1: Two players
face off in a game, one-versus-one. Most 1v1 games do not go all the
way to the Nexus. The player who takes the first tower, or the first
to reach 100 in creep score, or who kills the opponent, wins.  \n\nChapter 9