How Dare You Attack My Support! ch16 Translator: Jhinny Proofreader: Marcia, Fin Editor: Ayszhang  chapter 16 (Reminder: To read the translator's notes, hover your cursor over the words underlined with dots.)
Chapter 16
Although Qiao Yanzhou now knows that the godly player is Siler himself, nothing dramatic has happened in his dull life. Instead, he feels that everything has been going downhill lately.
Siler hasnât logged into the âThosestolenbluebuffsâ account since revealing his identity to Qiao Yanzhou, nor has he appeared on WeChat. Meanwhile, Qiao Yanzhou has continued his life as usual playing solo ranked games.
As for âOutlast,â Qiao Yanzhou has left the game on the table and not touched it again since that nightâs thirty-minute stream.
Since then though, whenever Qiao Yanzhou accidentally shows his desktop while streaming, a number of viewers with extremely sharp eyes would notice the gameâs icon and start pressing him to stream that horror game. Qiao Yanzhou had no choice but to hide it somewhere in another discreet folder so that it disappeared from everyoneâs sight.
âWhy donât you just uninstall it?â Qiao Yanzhou had thought to himself, but he really couldnât bear to uninstall this game that cost him so many dollars and hours to install.
âLetâs just leave it. Who knows, I may play it again in the future.â Qiao Yanzhou smiles to himself wryly.
Now that the match between EG and WG, the first and second seed of group A and B respectively, is nearing, it is inevitably in the spotlight. At the same time, this is also the deciding match for both teams to enter the quarterfinals in the SPL spring split.
The match results get more significant as the split comes to a close.
The players, team coach and SPL fans all understand this.
This includes Qiao Yanzhou who has been sitting in front of his computer, staring at the SPL news site for almost twenty minutes, his hair turning gray from all the thinking and analysis.
Currently, EG and WG garner 51% and 49% of fansâ support respectively, which shows that itâll be a rare, close fight between these two teams in the SPL. Qiao Yanzhou thinks to himself that if he bets all his Cat points on EG, the odds are 0.48. But if EG loses, he will not only be losing all his fortune, but his âlovelyâ viewers will definitely press him to crossplay, and that will be a second blow to him.
On the other hand, if he sets aside one-third of his Cat points to bet on WG, the odds are 0.64. Even though he may lose some points overall, he can minimize his losses by winning some points if EG loses.
Hm, what should I doâŚ
Qiao Yanzhou is now thinking like a calculating housewife.
Although heâs praying hard that EG will win, when it comes to the Cat points that he has painstakingly earned through streaming, he has to be more cautious. If EG loses, though heâll be heartbroken (and forced to crossplay), he might be able to earn some Cat points. At the very least, he wonât feel like stabbing himself as much as after the last game.
So how much should I bet⌠Hm⌠The odds are always changing. What if the odds of WG winning become lower than EG?
Qiao Yanzhouâs head is about to explode. He decides to open LoLâs homepage to see if there has been any relevant news that can help him come to a conclusion.
As he clicks open the application, he realises that âThosestolenbluebuffsâ is online.
Wow, is today my lucky day?
BoatIdlingby: hi shldnt u be practising now?
Thosestolenbluebuffs: shldnt u be streaming now?
BoatIdlingby: Im still staring at the odds
Thosestolenbluebuffs: what odds
BoatIdlingby: do u think I shld bet on EG or WG?
Thosestolenbluebuffs: in the case where the odds are close, u shld always bet on the lower one
BoatIdlingby: so what do u think are the odds of EG winning WG?
Qiao Yanzhou almost kicks himself for saying that to Gu Zixing. He hurriedly types another line:
BoatIdlingby: Siler-sama im not doubting ur teamâs abilities, I know u guys r super strong since ive been a huge fan of EG!
Thosestolenbluebuffs: itâs ok idm
âYouâre already almost one of us anyway.â Gu Zixing thinks to himself.
BoatIdlingby: the thing is I told my viewers that if EG loses Iâll crossplay on stream
BoatIdlingby: I rly dun wanna crossplayâŚ
Qiao Yanzhouâs contempt for crossplaying seeps through each and every word he types.
Gu Zixing canât contain his giggles.
Thosestolenbluebuffs: seems like itâs not so bad to lose this match after all
BoatIdlingby: âŚâŚ
It suddenly dawns on Qiao Yanzhou that though Gu Zixing may seem cool and serious on the outside, thereâs a very mischievous side to him.
Thosestolenbluebuffs: u cn bet everything on EG, we are not losing
BoatIdlingby: what if EG loses?
Qiao Yanzhou knows that itâs not very nice to ask this question, but heâs not very good with words and was unsure how else to put it.
Thosestolenbluebuffs: the coach will probably give us a good lecture if we lose
BoatIdlingby: I mean what will happen to meâŚ
Thosestolenbluebuffs: didnât u say that youâll be crossplaying? now, send me your streaming site
Thosestolenbluebuffs: âŚâŚ
Qiao Yanzhou feels down now.
After much consideration, he decides to bet all his Cat points on EG. Although he went bankrupt the last time he went all-in, he canât help but be captivated by the âdemonicâ prowess of EG.
Thosestolenbluebuffs has invited you to play in a game.
Mode: Solo/Duo Ranked.
Qiao Yanzhou is stumped by the pop-up message.
WWWTF? Iâm invited by Siler-sama himself? I can make up some stories and brag to the world!
Qiao Yanzhou accepts the invitation immediately and quickly types in the dialog box.
BoatIdlingby: shall we voice chat?
Qiao Yanzhou is relieved that theyâre communicating through text. If he were to say the same thing, it would probably sound like:
He stutters whenever he gets nervous. This is why he became his ex-girlfriendâs ex-boyfriend.
Even so, Qiao Yanzhou is getting impatient. The idol that he has been thinking of during the day and dreaming of at night is sitting right on the other side of the screen. Wouldnât it be painful to only communicate through text without talking at all?
Thosestolenbluebuffs: someone may come in to speak with me ltr, im afraid u may hear something u shldnt
BoatIdlingby: oh so ure playing ranked while discussing secret strategies?
Thosestolenbluebuffs: I dun think itâs something confidential but our manager urged us to keep it a secret
BoatIdlingby: oh u can end the voice chat when that person comes!
After Qiao Yanzhouâs fervent persuasion, Gu Zixing finally concedes and picks up Qiao Yanzhouâs WeChat call.
âHello.â
A cold and aloof voice comes through, and Qiao Yanzhou feels like he is already on cloud nine.
As heâs watched many of Silerâs interviews, and heard how he communicates with his teammates during EG matches, heâs not unfamiliar with Silerâs voice. But he had never imagined that one day he would be hearing that same voice straight from his own headphones!
âDeâŚnonono, SilâŚSil⌠Siler-sama!â Qiao Yanzhou is so happy that he had almost called him âdear!â
âYou can just call me by my name.â
Gu Zixing has probably found his dense personality amusing because Qiao Yanzhou can hear that GuÂ
Zixing is actually half laughing, and finds that it's very pleasant to the ear.
âNonono, thatâs too⌠rude.â Qiao Yanzhou rejects Gu Zixing and says, âHow does your teammate address you?â
âOld Gu or Captain Gu.â
âDoesnât sound good to me.â Qiao Yanzhou thinks for a moment, trying his very best not to fumble his words, before saying, âIâll just stick to Siler-sama.â
âIâm okay either way.â Gu Zixing chuckles.
âIâm Qiao Yanzhou, Yan, as in inkstone, Zhou as in continent. You can call me Xiao-Zhou.â
âAlright, Xiao Qiao.â
ââŚâŚâ
Gu Zixing starts the gameâs matchmaking.
Although this is not the first time playing with Gu Zixing, Qiao Yanzhou still feels extremely nervous and is starting to feel tongue-tied.
Both of them are given the bot lane again, but this time around, Gu Zixing is the support and Qiao Yanzhou is the ADC.
âHuh, why am I the ADC?â
âWhatâs wrong?â
âI donât think Iâm very good at this role.â
âDonât worry, Iâm here.â
It only takes one simple sentence from Gu Zixing to calm Qiao Yanzhouâs whirlwind of emotions.
Thatâs right, the world champion is right with me. Whatâs there to worry about!
The pumped-up Qiao Yanzhou enters the champion picking phase after the banning phase.
Seeing that Caitlyn, a strong ADC in the current patch, is still available, Qiao Yanzhou quickly grabs that champion for himself.
âWhat support do you want?â Gu Zixing asks as he scrolls through his champion pool.
âSomething tanky or with higher damage. Otherwise, Iâd feel insecure.â
âOkay.â
Qiao Yanzhou sees the profiles of different champions quickly flashing by as Gu Zixing decides on one. Finally, he stops at Zyra and confirms his choice.
âNice!â
Nobody has actually seen Gu Zixing play the support role in a professional match before, so this will be a good chance to witness his prowess.
The game loads after all the other players finish picking their champions. While itâs loading, Qiao Yanzhou hears Gu Zixingâs chuckle.
âWhatâs wrong?â
âThe enemy ADC is Leng-Leng,â Gu Zixing says, sounding even more amused. âJust try your best.â
Leng-Leng? Rio?!!
Gu Zixing is referring to Yuan Yaoleng, game ID: Rio. He is known to have the most unusual name in the professional scene, and everyone calls him Leng-Leng. He is team TRâs current ADC.
TR is known to be one of the few teams that are on par with the veteran teams EG and WG. The current line-up of TR has even won the world championship once before, by beating EG. And in this ranked game, Qiao Yanzhou will be facing against the world champion ADC!
What a coincidence!
âWhat the fuck, what should I do!â Qiao Yanzhou panics.
âWhat are you worried about? I said Iâm right here,â Gu Zixing tsks, not bothered a single bit.
âBut thatâs a world champion ADC!â
ââŚâŚâ
âOh, but youâre also a world champion mid,â Qiao Yanzhou suddenly realizes. But blurts in the next second, âBut youâre a support now! How can we win against them!?â
âJust focus on your CS.â
Actually, the one that Qiao Yanzhou lacks confidence in is himself, not Siler..
If itâs Siler versus Rio in this game, Qiao Yanzhou has full confidence that Siler will beat Rio. However, if a noob, compared to a pro player, is added into the equation, the results will become much harder to predict.
âCome on, letâs show them what weâve got.â Urges Gi Zixing from his headphones as the game starts.