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C414 – Uncle Zhang Beat Qiao Dangdang up
Qiao Dangdang stared blankly at Uncle Zhang who just appeared. He was stunned on the spot.
“Uncle Zhang, are… are you stupid?”
Looking at Uncle Zhang’s current appearance, he was wearing a shovel and coarse cloth. He looked like a farmer.
Who would think such a person would be the Zhang family’s Great Elder, Zhang Changxin?
Uncle Zhang grinned and looked at the dumbfounded Qiao Dangdang.
“How is it? Old Qiao, am I very handsome? Look at this Dao-weapon in my hand!”
Uncle Zhang said as he took a step forward and arrived in front of Qiao Dangdang. He then threw a shovel at Qiao Dangdang.
In a hurry, Qiao Dangdang raised his spear and blocked in front of him.
In the next moment, his expression changed drastically. A huge force surged into his body through the shovel, directly destroying his internal organs and sending him flying.
“Damn, Zhang, you dare launch a sneak attack!”
Qiao Dangdang naturally wouldn’t admit he was careless.
“Sneak attack?”
Uncle Zhang clicked his tongue. This Qiao Dangdang was as shameless as always.
But it didn’t matter. He had plenty of time today.
“Are you ready? I’m going to attack!”
Uncle Zhang said with a mocking expression.
Qiao Dangdang’s face immediately darkened, but he just said those words. Even if he had to bite the bullet, he still had to fight back.
“Weng!”
Uncle Zhang raised the shovel and slammed it over.
The shovel broke through the Void and hit Qiao Dangdang’s chest.
The speed of the shovel was too fast. Qiao Dangdang didn’t have time to react. His eyes almost popped out and he was instantly sent flying.
After he was sent flying a few thousand meters away. His head was like an iron plow on the ground, rubbing violently against the ground, leaving a deep gully on the ground.
The monstrous Qi of destruction seemed to want to destroy everything.
Qiao Dangdang was dumbfounded. He could still say he wasn’t ready for that strike just now, but this time, he was well-prepared. In order to get rid of his previous humiliation, he even mustered all of his strength.
In the end, he was still beaten, and he didn’t have the strength to fight back.
How embarrassing!
What a disgrace!
Embarrassed!
However, in the next second, Qiao Dangdang knew this wasn’t the most embarrassing thing.
Uncle Zhang took a step forward and appeared beside Qiao Dangdang, helping him up.
“Aiyo, Old Qiao, you aren’t ready this time. Come, stand up. I will pat you when you are ready!”
When Qiao Dangdang heard this, he had a bad feeling.
Listen, was this still human speech?
Wait until he was ready, then pat him?
Uncle Zhang excitedly held the shovel in his hand and even swung it at Qiao Dangdang’s head a few times, as if he was rehearsing.
Qiao Dangdang instantly felt he was locked onto by a terrifying Qi. Cold sweat broke out on his forehead, and his clothes were soaked.
Seeing that Uncle Zhang was really going to continue fighting, he immediately smiled awkwardly and said, “Don’t. Do you think it’s appropriate to fight when old friends meet?”
Uncle Zhang almost laughed out loud when he heard this. This was such a good opportunity. How could he let it go so easily?
“It’s suitable. How long has it been since we last competed? What’s wrong with you, old man? Didn’t you want to compete when you saw me in the past? Why are you pushing me this time? This isn’t like you.”
Uncle Zhang’s eyes suddenly became sharp, and killing intent surged. “Unless… you are someone else pretending! Who exactly are you? Why are you pretending to be my best friend? F * ck, that’s my dearest friend! You dare to pretend to be him! You’re courting death!”
Qiao Dangdang’s face darkened when he heard that. Damn it, Old Zhang was obviously trying to beat him up.
This bastard!
Seeing that Uncle Zhang was about to attack, he immediately shouted, “Zhang, how dare you say I’m a fake? Did you forget I brought you to peek at Fang Qingyi bathing?”
“Ha!”
Uncle Zhang coldly harrumphed. His face instantly turned red. Fortunately, there was no one here. Otherwise, he would lose all his face.
This old bastard promised to keep this secret and never mention it again, but in the end, this old bastard said it again.
If he didn’t beat this bastard up, he would live in vain.
“You really are a fake! I never did this before! Die!”
With a swing of the iron shovel, the power of three thousand Great Daos fell like a waterfall into the nine heavens. It poured onto Qiao Dangdang’s body and sent him flying.
“Damn!”
Damn it, this bastard Zhang Changxin was definitely doing this on purpose.
Qiao Dangdang’s eyes were about to pop out. A surge of energy surged into his body, instantly dispelling his internal organs.
What surprised him was, where did Zhang Changxin get the shovel from? It was too strange!
“Hahaha, how dare you pretend to be my good brother? Die!”
Uncle Zhang finally seized this opportunity. He must have a good time with Qiao Dangdang. At least, he had to play until a shadow appeared in Qiao Dangdang’s mind, causing this bastard to shiver when he thought of him.
In Chaotic Battlefield, no one knew the Zhang family had a good relationship with the Nine Bandits of Yang City.
His strength was on par with Qiao Dangdang. They sparred more than a hundred thousand times, and each time, they would end in a draw.
This time, he could finally crush his opponent. How could Uncle Zhang restrain himself?
“Puff!”
Upon hearing Uncle Zhang’s words, Qiao Dangdang spurted out a mouthful of blood.
Was this still human?
Dog thing!
He didn’t expect the shovel in Uncle Zhang’s hand to be so powerful, even though it didn’t look impressive. It was almost ten times stronger than the spear in his hand.
Moreover, the quality of this iron shovel could actually be upgraded.
Qiao Dangdang could clearly feel this shovel was like a living creature, taking the initiative to absorb the surrounding Spiritual Energy and Taoist Charm.
He had no doubt that when the shovel absorbed to a certain extent, it would automatically break through.
“Zhang Changxin, if you hit me again, I will chase after Zhang Chenxue when I go back.”
Qiao Dangdang roared angrily.
Zhang Chenxue, Uncle Zhang’s aunt, liked Qiao Dangdang very much, but Qiao Dangdang refused because he had a very close relationship with Old Zhang.
Uncle Zhang heard this and looked embarrassed. The iron shovel that he raised froze in the air.
“Ahaha, so it really is Old Qiao. Damn it, I thought it was someone else pretending to be you.”
After putting away the shovel, Uncle Zhang quickly walked over and helped Qiao Dangdang up.
“You are my good brother. Can I let someone pretend to be you and ruin your reputation?”
Hearing Uncle Zhang mention his reputation, a light suddenly flashed in Qiao Dangdang’s mind.
He didn’t come out for a thousand years, but his reputation became notorious in the past thousand years. Apart from coming to Martial Celestial Realm, he also wanted to investigate this matter.
He looked at Zhang Changxin with suspicion in his eyes.
Could it be this bastard?
Uncle Zhang felt guilty when he saw Qiao Dangdang’s gaze. Could this bastard notice something?
All these years, he used this bastard’s identity to do a lot of righteous things.
“Old Zhang, are we good brothers?”
Uncle Zhang’s body trembled when he heard Qiao Dangdang’s words. Every time Qiao Dangdang said those words, it meant he would lose a lot of blood.
Qiao Dangdang’s next sentence confirmed his guess.
“Uncle Zhang, give me a few hundred of those one-time Dao Weapons…”