âItâs just a night in bed, itâs not like I am with child. Whatâs there to nourish? Enough, you go on your way to court. Donât make trouble here,â she moved to get up again when Jin Fengju said, âAlright, Iâll go after I wash up. Sleep a little longer. Donât get up, I wonât be eating breakfast here.â
Fu Qiuning paused. [1a] A prick of conscience stabbed her. Thatâs right, she had just used this man last night and she was now kicking him out without breakfast. Isnât that considered rude? Should she at least feed the man before making him leave? Whatâs the proper after xx etiquette anyway?
[1b] Finally, she got up and said simply, âHave breakfast first,â before leaving, ignoring Jin Fengjuâs increasingly faint protest. [1c] It was no trouble throwing some leftover rice into a pot of hot water and letting it boil away to a plain porridge while she gathered up some random pickles, a salted duck egg and other small side dishes for Jin Fengju.
After setting the tray down, she leaned against the kang bed to stare into the distance, [1b] wondering just what life was going to be like from now onwards. As for Jin Fengju, the man was eating very slowly, as though every single pickle and every drop of porridge water was his last meal. It wasnât until Jin Ming came in, and only after repeated urging, did the man finally leave.
[2] Aunt Yu and Yu Jie also got up early, but not early enough to serve Jin Fengju in time for him to leave for court. When they realised that Fu Qiuning had personally cooked and served the master, they felt apologetic [2b] and hurried off to do their work. However, when they got to their mistressâ bedroom, they were gobsmacked.
Wait, did Madam and the Young Marquis spend the night together? Isnât this wonderful news? Has Madam finally come around?
In the end, Aunt Yu was the smarter one. While pretending to tidy up the unusually messy bed, she spotted some very obvious red (and white) stains. As expected! Madam had spent the night with the Master! Hurrah! Nearly wriggling with glee, she whispered, âMadamâŠâ to herself, but did not know how else to express her happiness. Should she say, âCongratulations on finally consummating your marriage?â Was that too explicit? Other congratulatory remarks such as âPleasures of Fish and Waterâ or âPassionate Rain and Cloudsâ might be euphemistic, but they were also too explicit, ah. After agonising for a long time, she finally blurted out, âIs Madam going to sing âHusband & Wife Return Togetherâ?â
Fu Qiuning [1d] coughed, luckily she had not been drinking tea when Aunt Yu asked her question. [3a] She had been wondering how the maids would bring up the elephant, or rather, her v to her face. Looks like Aunt Yu hit upon the perfect balance of taste and allusion. On the other hand, Yu Jie was looking around stupidly, saying, âWhy would Madam suddenly sing Husband and Wife Return Together? [2c] Are you stupid, Aunt Yu? Madam only sings when Master is here, have you forgotten?â
Instead of answering, Aunt Yu raised a hand to point at the kang bed. Finally, Yu Jie got the hint and excitedly ran over to look at the blood stain. [1d] Fu Qiuning sighed to herself. Looks like her privates are no longer privateâŠ
In a tired voice [1e], Fu Qiuning said, âWhatâs so interesting about it? Wonât you experience it one day too? Aunt Yu, store that stained bed cover away. Unfortunately, [1e] I might have to take it out and parade it before an audience soonâŠâ
âTake it out and parade?â Yu Jie happily helped Aunt Yu fold the bedsheets, thinking: [2c] Is Madam going to make a flag and parade it around? [7]Â Kyaa~ Madam is that proud of having caught the Master?
Once the bedsheets had been changed, she helped Fu Qiuning put up her hair into a simple bun, complete with a single pearl hairpin. Lips pursing, Yu Jie said crossly, âThe Young Marquis gifted Madam so many accessories, but Madam barely touched even a tenth of them. Is Madam planning to let those phoenix hairpins and pretty buyao [4] eat dust in their boxes?â
âYou like them?â said Fu Qiuning [1f] with a faint smile. âWhen you get married, Iâll gift you some. I have already prepared a set of accessories for Aunt Yuâs wedding. As someone who had shared all my bitter days, this is the least I should do for you.â She stood up gracefully before pausing. [3b] Thatâs right, Jin Fengju would not be in tonight. Just yesterday, Jiang Wanying had poked for information about her v. So, if she was Jiang Wanying and desperate to get rid of a rivalâŠ
She turned to Yu Jie, âOrder the maids to clean up the place. If Iâm not mistaken, we should have some visitors soon. If not today, then in the next three to five days. I fear that Night Breeze Pavilion will become very lively very soon.â
âMadam? [2d]â Yu Jie was staring at Fu Qiuning worriedly.
Aunt Yu [2e] looked at the folded, stained bedsheet in her arms, âMadam, does it have anything to do with thisâŠâ
Fu Qiuning [1e] sighed, âJust carry on as usual. Iâm sure you can imagine the reason if you try. Do you really think Second Madam Wan, the granddaughter of a duke, would be happy in her current place? [1g] Itâs one thing when I am not actively poking her eye out with my presence, but with the Young Marquis running here all the time, itâs only a matter of time before they strike at us.â
Aunt Yu and Yu Jie [2f] fretted. âWh-what should we do?â
[3c] âWhat can we do? Just defend,â said Fu Qiuning. âThis is the reward for getting along too well with the head male of the family. Whatever, thereâs no need to overthink matters. Go and get the children ready for school.â
By then, the other servants had already woken up and helped the twins and their two study friends get ready. Qiuning personally inspected their bookbags after breakfast, before finally sending them off. Once the children were gone, she turned to Yu Jie, âPack up some of the snacks we made yesterday. Weâll bring them with us when we greet the Old Madam later. She likes crisp and lightly fragrant pastries the most. So, letâs bring her some Osmanthus Cakes and Flaky Almond Pastries.â
Yu Jie accepted the order. There, Fu Qiuning returned to her room to continue with her drawing. Though she now periodically visited Health & Longevity Court, she would never allow herself to go too early. After all, there was no reason to subject herself to Madam Jiang and Jiang Wanyingâs presence more than absolutely necessary, especially since the Old Madam [5] did not care one way or another.
What she did not know was that, far from being lively and laughter-filled as usual, the visitorâs room of Health & Longevity Court was rather gloomy today. Instead of the usual bustle of people, there was only Madam Jiang and Jiang Wanying facing off against the old lady.
âIs that so? Surely this cannot be true? Look at how close and intimate Fengju and Fuâshi are, clearly, their relationship is very good. If they did not perform the proper ceremonies as husband and wife, where did this mutual respect and affection come from?â Seated on the couch, the Old Madam slowly rotated the tea cover as she studied the two women before her.
Just now, Madam Jiang and Jiang Wanying had dismissed the servants and personally reported Fuâshi to her. The main crime was that Fuâshi had refused to share a room with Jin Fengju. On the Old Madamâs side, she knew that this daughter-in-law and granddaughter-in-law refused to give up on driving Fu Qiuning out. This would be their second attempt now.
In fact, the Old Madam already has some thoughts on the matter. Whether a woman is a virgin, she could tell in one glance. Therefore, she knew that her grandson had not spent the night with Fu Qiuning. On this matter, her grandson must have felt ashamed about taking the initiative to push forward first. Since he did not plan to clash with Fuâshi about it, Old Madam Jin merely closed one eye on the matter. However, which parent or grandparent was not partial to their offspring? Therefore, the old lady tried to give Qiuning hints in the form of advice. However, seeing not much come out of her subtle hints, she decided to just let the young couple muddle along at their own pace. Now that Madam Jiang and Jiang Wanying brought this matter up so suddenly, though the Old Madam appeared calm on the surface, inside, she was shocked.
âThis matter is absolutely true, this granddaughter-in-law dares to stake her head on it. Old Madam, you have seen with your own eyes how Cousin treats Fuâshi. Only, who could have thought that she would have such guts? No matter how Cousin had treated her in the past, it was all karma planted by her own parents and thus, the treatment she received should never be blamed on her husbandâs head. Leave aside how obedient and doting Cousin is to her now, anyone with a shred of conscience should have shed tears of gratitude and abide by womenâs morals and principles to have their husband love them again.
But she! Instead of being grateful as she should, she had become proud and arrogant after being spoilt and pampered by Cousin. Not only that, she threatened Cousin with the past and lorded it over him like a shrew. Women like her, with guts filled with snakes and scorpions, should never be retained within the estate. I understand that it is not my place to say anything, but⊠but I am too outraged on Cousinâs behalf!â
Following Jian Wanyingâs indignant statement, Madam Jiang stood poised and indifferent as she gravely said, âIndeed, things that are in the past should remain in the past. She absolutely should never, and could never, disregard her husbandâs wishes and harbour a grudge. Such a woman, let alone a daughter of the Zhenjiang Heir, should she be a daughter of an ordinary official, a dukeâs estate should never tolerate it. Therefore, this daughter-in-law came to ask Old Madam for advice. To see how best to handle this matter.â
Old Madam Jin snorted coldly, âHavenât you two already decided? Why even come to my place? Now that everything in the estate is under your control, this matter should naturally be handled as you please.â
Madam Jiang and Jiang Wanying turned white at the obvious implication that she was displeased by their actions. However, for the sake of chasing out this thorn in the eye called Fu Qiuning, they could only risk offending Old Madam for now. Once that woman had been driven out, they could slowly wheedle their way back into her good graces in the future. After all, they were one family. It would be impossible for the Old Madam to completely disregard their relationship as mother-in-law and daughter-in-law.
Therefore, Madam Jiang stood up straight to say, âYes, since Old Madam is not willing to manage this matter, this daughter-in-law will question Fuâshi with Wanying. If she continues to remain stubborn, there is no need for her to serve Fengju any longer. How could a mere woman like her look down on a dignified marquis?â with that, she turned to leave.
Behind her, Old Madamâs voice said, âHold. Have you consulted Fengju on this matter? Was Fengju the one who told you that he did not complete the husband and wife ceremony?â
Madam Jiang went still. Then, she turned around to respectfully say, âIt is Wanying who asked Fuâshi. She even flaunts her chastity as something like a great feat. Perhaps she feels that she is being impressive for having ridden on top of her husbandâs head and holding her chastity hostage. Old Madam, just think, how could such a cheap and frivolous woman become a daughter-in-law of a dukeâs family? As for Fengjuâs side, is there anything Old Madam doesnât know? He has been bewitched by that woman, to the point that he is now confused and disorientated, having completely lost his direction. Could he still view this matter with any objectivity?â
âI believe that it is still best to consult with Fengju first. Otherwise, once he returns, would he not harbour dissatisfaction? You two should understand on whose credit we may now call ourselves a dukedom. He is no longer your son, but a master in his own right. If you discipline his wife without him knowing, isnât it too inappropriate?â
The Old Madam swallowed the last of her tea and turned to Luo Cui, âBring me my cloak. Itâs been days since Iâve gone out. There is some pain in my legs, but no matter, now that things have come to this point, I shall go with you. If that Fuâshi refuses to repent, even I would not tolerate it.â
Madam Jiang and Jiang Wanying were startled. However, after some consideration, they thought: This is good too. We know just what kind of person Fu Qiuning is. Someone who would break rather than bend. She refused to share a room with Jin Fengju out of resentment and no other reason. If we go and interrogate her on her crimes now, we could drive her out using the womenâs principles. According to her personality, she would rather be dismissed and banished than agree to serve Jin Fengju for the rest of her life.
Speaking of which, Madam Jiang and Jiang Wanyingâs assessment of Fu Qiuningâs personality was fairly accurate. However, what they did not expect was that Fu Qiuning would be moved by Jin Fengjuâs persistent attention. [6] That their actions had actually pushed her into taking that final, drastic action that was almost akin to cutting her nose to spite her face.
[Gumihou: âŠis this why White Pear Flower had been pushing AR Qiuning into FQN? That without âlurrrveâ one canât do the deed?? Excuse you?]
[1] Yeet the AR Qiuning
[1a] AR Qiuning was all ânooo you must be hungryyy, eat~ eat~â
Maintain the breakfast scene but let it be motivated by guilt rather than âkyaa~â
[1b] Deleted AR Qiuningâs âHow can that be? Wonât you be hungry? Who knows whether there will be anything to eat? What if you have to wait till noon etc etcâ
Fu Qiuning: Isnât that⊠Jiang Wanying?
Gumihou: Sure sounds like her to me.
[1c] Instead of âmake special breakfast uwuâ, just throw some stuff together
[1d] Deleted âPuuu~ of laughterâ, because this is no laughing matter.
[1e] Replaced âPun pun, humph, angerâ with âtiredlyâ because she basically has to show her private business, how can anyone be cheerful at this?
[1f] Replaced âwith a smileâ with âa faint smileâ. Doing her best to stay strong, *sob*
[1g] Replaced typical âhumph, letâs see her methods, heheheheâ with âsigh, whyyyyâ
[2] Annoying maids
[2a] Give a reason why they did not manage to serve JFJ but still manage to catch sight of him.
[2b] Delete âthey saw spring blooming on their mistressâ browsâ
Gumihou: âŠyour maids are better than powdered lizard.
Fu Qiuning covers her face.
Gumihou: Iâll change it so they saw the âspring sceneâ on the bed instead of your face.
[2c] So, Yu Jie is being particularly stupid in this chapter. Might as well play it up in the following paragraphs.
[2d] Yu Jie is really breaking records for being the doofiest of doof. Return some intelligence to her. Instead of going âEh? Eeehhhh?â at every other thing FQN says, be more like herself.
[2e] Aunt Yu is suddenly vomiting information left and right. Reduced the blergh.
[2f] Instead of the maids going âhehehe, our madam has a planâ give a more⊠âmadam is being targetedâŠ? What should we do??!!â feel
[3] Wet Blanket â Here to bring down all âtee hee~â
[3a] Replace âtee heeâ with âseriously?â
[3b] Add detail, âJFJ will not be in tonightâ. Instead of focussing on âtee hee~ Iâm so clever~â lay out the thought process behind the following action.
[3c] Add reaction thanks to [2f]
[4] Buyao, literally âstep swingâ, so basically hair pins with swaying accessories
[5] Old Madamâs hypocrisy. Replace âwould not blameâ with âwould not careâ
[6] Deleted: That she had been moved by his affection. That she had been resisting his advances because she had been forcibly suppressing the growing affection in her heart⊠that they are now truly husband and wife~~~
Dude. No. Thatâs sick.
[7] Pill Bug:Â Gurrrl, what are you doing, that thing will stink like a fish market!