<b>Translator</b>: \nā is an idiom which means "always having affairs with women.")
"We only stole the chicken. We did not steal the dog."
"You're admitting it, right? If the drill master finds out, I'll be scolded again to death. Zhi Li, didn't I let you take a good look at them?"
"What?"
"Don't shirk your responsibility."
"What?"
Not long after, the two came running back: "It's all right, that old man just found out that there was money inside the chicken coop, enough to buy ten chickens. He happily told the drillmaster then went back afterwards."
After those two were gone, Ke Bu pointed again at Zhi Li: "I had you keep an eye on them to stop them before they commit a crime, not to give them a favor after they have already committed the crime!"
Ying Xiujie and Chu Haoyu respectfully made a military salute toward Zhi Li: "Thank you, Chief!" A collective rudeness toward Ke Bu.
After eating, Chu Haoyu suggested: "It's the last day, how about if we go swimming in the stream?"
"The drillmaster said that for the sake of our safety, we're not allowed to go down the stream. Is it possible that you guys are thinking that I'm like a fool who will jump into the water and then splash water with you? Then ah ha ha ha chase me, ah ha ha ha ~ ~ the water is so cold, don't splash on me, ah ha ha ha ~ ~ I'll fight back. Stop dreaming."
"Team Leader, your description is more perverted than us."
"I, I didn't bring a swimsuit, so going down the stream isn't very good." Zhou Xinhe responded evasively as she spoke.
In a split second, Chu Haoyu stripped naked: "What swimsuits do you need? Let's go skinny dipping together, okay?"
After he finished speaking, a naked butt, amidst the setting sun, started running and jumped into the waterstream. Xinhe, Youyan, I sincerely want to apologize for pulling you into this team.
Ying Xiujie still had some integrity and sense of honor. He knew how to wear underpants: "Dragon God Tail."
You don't need to think about the style when swimming. Gong Zhu only pulled up the bottom of his pants and got into the relatively shallow water: "Your Excellency, do you want to come? The water's quite cold."
Ke Bu stood behind Zhi Li, with a sinister look, he stretched both of his hands, pushing Zhi Li with all his might into the water. Zhi Li stood up from the water. Water dripped down from his hair to his forehead. He looked up: "You bastard, what are you doing?"
Ke Bu looked pale. Before he knew it, Zhi Li changed into his dark transformation. He was completely unaware! Zhi Li grabbed Ke Bu. It was too late to run away. He directly threw him into the water, just like how he threw rubbish.
He was irritated when he saw the formidable hands and feet of Zhou Xinhe as she walked over, tidying up the clothes on the shore. Zhou Xinhe was crouching there when he mercilessly kicked her into the water: "Don't give me any unnecessary annoying remarks, go down." Zhou Xinhe shrieked gorgeously while falling into the water.
"Youyan, fan."
Su Youyan went from afar to Zhi Li's side at the shore, she was holding a paper ready to fan him. Zhi Li stretched out his hand and pushed: "You really think I called you to fan, go down." Su Youyan silently fell into the water. Her facial expression did not change.
This, this, this individual, is he still a man? He rudely treated two women at the same time! Zhi Li slowly walked into the water, staring at Ke Bu. Ke Bu, at the risk of his own life, tried swimming away. He extended his arms toward Ying Xiujie and Chu Haoyu, crying for help: "Quickly, save your Team Leader."
"Don't come over, you bomb. Don't come over here. And lead Zhi Li elsewhere."
"..."
Perhaps they played too much, everyone fell asleep early. Ke Bu held on to his clothes for change, ready to go into the water stream to take a bath, it can be regarded as a memento. He took off his clothes, went into the water, and looked for a comfortable place where he could lean his head against a stone.
"I knew you'd also be in here." Ke Bu did not look surprised as he said this while he moved by Zhi Li's side. Because the weather tonight suddenly became very hot, this was the coolest place.
Ke Bu gazed at the pale moon that hung in the night sky: "A group of people who are difficult to make friends with get together. It's not that bad. Say, we haven't been together like this for many years."
"You're just like a middle-aged uncle sighing something."
"I heard that in ancient times, when a man saw a woman's bare arm, the woman had to marry that man, if not, she had to kill herself. If I was a woman in ancient times, and now that you have seen so much of me, then you have to marry me many times." Ke Bu joked.
"Are you proposing now?"
Here we go again, this person did not understand the joke. This kind of situation and moment should be used to roast him face-to-face, right? He would only start following along with this joke, and so, most people would be at a loss.
Ke Bu squeezed the shampoo on top of his head. He lowered his head, which rendered the other person unable to see his pained smiling face: "Unfortunately, we're not in the ancient times. Unfortunately, I'm not a woman."
Ke Bu felt that the subject was heading in a strange direction. He grabbed the foam on his head, grinned like a crazy pervert, and used both of his hands to grab: "Your Excellency, I'll help you wash your hair, okay?"
Zhi Li pushed Ke Bu's head into the water. White foam rippled over the water surface: "I think you'd better wash yourself first."
Inside the school bus, back to school, Zhi Li was just preparing to take his seat when Ke Bu scurried forward to sit by the window. His expression when he took the seat was just like that of a winner.
On the other hand, Zhi Li completely turned a blind eye and sat beside him. Why was it clear that there was no sense of frustration after that seat was taken: "You should also feel a bit annoyed and upset after this seat was taken."
"Damn, the seat was taken." The language content and the tone of the expression were completely different. It was just like a student reading a dull essay.
"I suddenly feel very sad." Ke Bu was completely shocked.
"Ke Bu, in your previous life, you were a landlord, right? I feel that you're very difficult to please."
"Zhi Li, in your previous life, you were definitely the Devil!!"