The next morning (or maybe itâs better to say the morning of the same day), Haruhiro and the others waited at the North Gate until the clock bell chimed at ten oâclock, but Mary was nowhere to be found.
The next day, they waited for two hours, but Mary never came. Ranta loudly proposed that they should launch an attack on Maryâs inn, but Haruhiro and Shihoru strongly opposed the idea. Yume was still a bit funya-funya, but she had gotten better.
And then, the third day came.
Haruhiro and the others arrived at North Gate before the eight oâclock bell rang.
âOhâŚâ Ranta let out a breath.
Shihoru sucked in a breath.
âUnyaa,â went Yume.
Haruhiro let just a glimmer of a smile show on his face before covering his mouth with a hand. He still felt a dull pain in his chest every time he smiled.
One girl wearing priest clothes was standing in front of the North Gate, leaning on a short staff. She was looking down at the ground, almost as if she was busy counting her toes. She wasnât a very small girl, but at that moment she seemed quite small for some reason.
âMary.â
When Haruhiro called out to her, Mary lifted her head and looked in his direction. And then she looked right back down. Or maybe she was trying to give him a nod of acknowledgment.
But either way, it was fine.
Indeed, it didnât matter. Mary had come. Nobody was forcing her. And Haruhiro hadnât resorted to begging either. Mary had come here of her own free will.
Haruhiro and the others walked over until they were next to Mary. Shihoru was the first to walk up to Mary, and she just silently gripped Maryâs hand in her own. Mary didnât show any signs of resistance.
Yume suddenly threw her arms around Mary.
âKyah?!â
And Mary was completely caught off guard by that. Well, Haruhiro was surprised too, so he couldnât blame her.
âSorry, Mary.â Yume hugged Mary as tight as she could, rubbing her own cheeks all over Maryâs cheeks and neck like a fawning kitten. âReally really, Iâm sorry.â
âEh? S-Sorry about whatâŚ?â
âSorry for leavinâ you alone. Yume always had Shihoru right there next to her, but Mary was always by herself. And at a time like this. Sorry. Yume wonât leave you alone anymore, so please forgive her. Yumeâll always be with you from now on.â
âI⌠IâŚâ
Maryâs eyes darted around desperately. Initially, Haruhiro thought that she mustâve just been flustered, but it seemed that initial impression was wrong. Maryâs face was completely red. All the way to the tips of her ears. And she was gritting her teeth. Like she was holding something in. Holding something in with all her might.
Could it be that she was holding back tears�
âIâŚâ
âSâ okay now. Go ahead, say whatever you want. But Yumeâs made up her mind. Yume wonât leave Mary alone anymore. So Yume is going to start staying at the same place Mary is at. Thatâs been decided. Shihoru is coming too.â
Haruhiro glanced at Shihoru. â⌠Is that so?â
âI⌠guessâŚ?â Shihoru gave me a complicated look that was awkwardly somewhere in between a strained smile and an expression of bewilderment. âI guess⌠last night⌠we talked about something like that? Itâs all a bit hazy thoughâŚâ
âHazy, huhâŚ?â
âOh?â Ranta scratched his nose with his thumb. âWell I guess thereâs no point in arguing about it anymore. Iâm gonna go rent a place over there too!â
âNot happening.â Mary did a 180 and sent Ranta a cold glare. âThe inn I stay at is supposed to be for females only.â
âW-What?! B-But, canât we⌠also, you said âsupposed to,â right?! That means they can make exceptions, right?! Iâm a super special person anyways so of course I can be the exception, right?!â
âThe only exception they make is for small children. So if you lived there with your parents, it would be fine.â
âAwesome! Okay, Mary, from today on Iâm gonna be your son! I guess it might be hard to pass for your real son, so I can be adopted! Got it?! Now thereâs no problem anymore, right?!â
âPretty sure the problems just multipliedâŚâ
âShut up, Parupiro! Nobodyâs asking the likes of you for any input here! Okay, Mary, from today on youâre my mama! Looking forward to it, mama!â
Mary continued to stroke Yumeâs back as she let out a sigh. âMaybe I should just go backâŚâ
âNo no no!â Yume hugged Mary even tighter. âDonât go back, Mary! You donât have to listen to anything stupid Ranta has to say! Donât listen to anything that twitty twit dimwit has to say!â
âWho the hell are you calling a twit, you flat-chested loser?!â
âDonât call Yume flat!â
âBut thatâs what you are, so what do you want me to do?!â
âYumeâs breasts are waaaaaaay bigger than Rantaâs! Forever and ever!â
âIâm a guy, dammit! And itâs not like this was ever a breast size contest in the first place!â
âOkay, what size do you want to compare then?!â
âHahh?! Well, I meanâŚâ Ranta glanced down at his crotch before looking at Haruhiro. ââŚâŚ Right?â
âHey, donât look at meâŚâ
âFunyuu~?â Yume cocked her head to the side.
â⌠Excuse meâŚâ Mary began to squirm around in Yumeâs tight embrace. âI will not go back. So can you please let me goâŚ?â
âNyah?! Does it hurt! Sorry sorry⌠sometimes Yume doesnât remember her own strength. Yumeâs arms are coming along quite nicely, you see, and Yume was talking to Shihoru about how she might get a six pack soon too. And then Shihoru said, you see, she said maybe when Yumeâs chest muscles come in, her breastsâll get bigger too!â
â⌠Y-Yume. Just stop it with all thatâŚâ
âNueh? Why?â
âItâs not something we should be talking about in front of the guysâŚâ
âReally?â
âHah.â Ranta chuckled. âSee, Yume? You donât have a shred of class!â
âWell, youâre crass, too, Ranta!â
âWhatâs that got to do with it? Besides, I said class, not crass!â
Ugh, it seems things were getting a bit lively now. Haruhiro scratched himself a bit on the neck. But to be honest, because of Ranta and Yumeâs antics, the mood had lightened considerably.
(Part 2 of 2, translated by Lono.)
First Haruhiro had a businesslike talk with Mary, and after that they decided to go to the Crimson Moon headquarters for the sake of dealing with the procedures. With that finished, they went to Yorozuâs Bank to trade the bounty bank note into actual cash; a whole 60 gold, which, needless to say, they would divide evenly. They also thought it would be a good idea to deposit The Chopper while they were there.
ââThen, about what we are going to do now.â Haruhiro tried to speak as light-heartedly as possible. They were already facing a harsh reality, and everyone was feeling devastated; there was no need to make things even gloomier.
âI have been doing some thinking on my own. How about we try going to Damroww for now?â
Yume gave a rough âUooh,â breath and then continued âBeen so long.â
âHeh,â Ranta crossed his arms and frowned âAs I am now they wouldnât be very worthy opponents.â
â⌠You mean, because you canât handle themâŚâ
âHm? Did you say something, Shihoru?â
âIt was nothing⌠donât worry⌠thereâs no cure for idiocyâŚâ
âHey! I totally heard that one, you know?!â
âDamrowwâŚâ Mary casted her eyes down.
âWe are originally goblin slayers after all.â
Haruhiro tried to say that in a joking way, but Maryâs expression didnât brighten up. Guess itâs impossible so soon. It will take some time. Yeah, letâs go step by step. Hurrying wonât do any good.
âLately we have visited the Siren Mines and got used to fighting kobolds, but in the end we still need to go down until at least the third strata. I think itâs dangerous after all. Weâre too complacent there now, and we know almost every nook and corner of Damrowwâs Old Town. If we choose the location carefully and donât push ourselves, I donât think it will be too dangerous.â
âAlways having that negative way of thinking eh, Haruhiro.â Ranta shrugged. âIsnât it fine? I donât think itâs a bad idea for now.â
ââŚFor Ranta not to complainâŚâ
âThe hell you think I am, Shihoru? I have always been a fair and just man, you know? Good things are good! Bad things are bad! I say what I want to say! I do what I want to do! In other words, I am the man among men!â
âSure, sure.â
âHaruhiro! No, Parupiro! Donât you try to sweep that under the rug!â
âI would much rather sweep you under the rug.â
âBring it on! Just try and sweep me! Just try and think of sweeping me! If you think you can sweep this great Ranta here then go right ahead, you shit!â
âNo thanks. Sounds like a chore.â
âBoing!â
Ranta stiffened up his entire body and started hopping up and down. Maybe he was trying to get a laugh with those weird movements, but there wasnât even a single chuckle. However, Ranta didnât give up and repeated it over and over.
âBoing! Boing! Boinnnggg!â
He kept doing it without getting any laughs. In fact, everyone was getting more and more bored. It was impressive how his spirit wouldnât break. Ranta then started making weird faces while doing the Boing jump.
âHaahâŚâ Yume sighed, shaking her head in extreme exasperation.
Mary was somehow giving Ranta a sad look.
Shihoruâs body shivered to her very bones. ââŚDisgusting.â
âBoing! Boing! Boing-boing-boing!â
Ranta seemed happy. To get happy from making people disgusted with you⌠is he a masochist? Either way, Shihoru is really playing along with Ranta today. She is probably thinking about a lot in her own way.
Haruhiro ignored Ranta and looked at the girls.
âAny other comments?â
âYume thinks thatâs okaaay.â
ââŚI also think itâs a good idea.â
âMe too.â Mary put her hand over her chest and let out a small sigh. ââI think thatâs for the best.â
It wonât be like last time. For sure. Haruhiro and the others had already lost something they shouldnât have. Thereâs nobody who will ever be able to replace Mogzo. Nowhere in this world. Someone like that simply doesnât exist.
A big hole had been drilled inside and between them. A hole so big that they would probably never be able to fill it.
Then⌠just⌠just what are they supposed to do?
Right now Haruhiro didnât know. But not knowing didnât mean it was fine to just stay like that. If he didnât know the answer, he had to look for it, search for it, and then find it.