In this situation, with how we are now, there must be some way we can pull this off.
Of course he hadnât dared to think it would all go well from the very start. It couldnât be that simple.
Even so, to think that it would be this badâŚ
ââku! RantaâŚ! Donât back offâŚ!â
Haruhiro was trying to get a grasp of the situation while parrying the attacks of goblin A with [SWAT].
Goblin A was wearing a leather helmet and chainmail armor, and was armed with a short sword and a small shield, but it wasnât like it had an orcâs big body, nor were its blows as heavy. Even fighting it one-on-one wasnât that hard; the problem was Ranta.
âItâs not like Iâm backing offâŚ!â
Ranta yelled â[PROPEL LEAP]âŚ.!â to retreat in a hurry. Goblin B was drawn in and gave chase.
Without a momentâs delay he attacked the approaching goblin with his long sword.
âEat this! [JUKE STAB]âŚ!â
However, thanks to its good physique, the heavily armed goblin managed to avoid Rantaâs sword by a hairâs breadth. Well, even if heâd landed the attack between the neck and shoulder of the armor, a blow of that caliber wouldnât have dealt much damage. Goblin B didnât falter and closed the distance between them. Ranta slashed his long sword at Goblin Bâs blade,
â[EXPEL FRENZY]âŚ!â
And immediately knocked the goblinâs sword down. It was all going fine, but thenâ
âKiran! Got you! [HATREDâS CUâŚ]!â
Ranta stepped in aggressively and performed a full body slash, landing a perfect strike on top of Goblin Bâs left shoulder. However, it wasnât enough. It was the armor. The armor was so strong, Rantaâs long sword failed to penetrate, leaving only a dent.
âYouâre being too aggressiveâŚ!â Haruhiro complained while still parrying Goblin Aâs sword.
âShut it!â Ranta yelled back. He then showered Goblin B with attacks.
âOrya orya orya orya oryaâŚ.! Ura ura ura ura ura ura uraâŚ!â
Though Goblin B was recoiling, Haruhiro could see it was somehow fending off the swings.
Thatâs why a brute force approach is impossible. Do you understand, Ranta?
âYou bastardââ
Because you arenât Mogzo.
Haruhiro almost said as much, but he swallowed his words. That was something he shouldnât say. Because Ranta was doing his best in his own way. He had tried to take on the tank role of the party, and from the beginning of the battle, plunged himself right into the middle of the enemies.
But unlike Mogzo, Ranta was never the type to hold position and continually exchange blows with the opponent.
To begin with, the core of the Dread Knightâs fighting style was to make use of its mobility to lead opponents around by the nose, confusing them. Moving around was inevitable. If he didnât do that, he wouldnât be able to use his real strength. Ranta wasnât like that. He wasnât a tank. Haruhiro and the others would have to change the very basics of their strategy. But what would their new tactic beâŚ?
âOhâŚâ
Haruhiro tried to [SWAT] the Goblinâs sword, but his hand slipped. The goblin will break through. This is badâ
âTsuaaaâŚ!â
Mary. Mary rushed in aiming her short staff at Goblin A. The goblin was sent flying despite blocking with his shield.
âAre you preoccupied with somethingâŚ!?â
âS-sorry, Mary!â
âFocus!â
While answering yes in his mind, Haruhiro attacked Goblin A. Pretended to attack, to be exact. As soon as Goblin A turned to counter attack, Haruhiro switched to [SWAT]. He somehow managed to connect [SWAT] with [ARREST] and tried to incapacitate Goblin A, but it didnât look like it would work.
Goblins are a bit too small. Iâve never used [ARREST] against a goblin. Whatâs up with this? Damnit. I was able to kill an orc, and happily lose my virginity, but I canât defeat a single goblin facing him fair and square? Iâm too weak. But I know. I know well enough that Iâm too weak.
âOom rel eckt nem dasâŚ.!â
Shihoru used her magic, [SHADOW BIND]to shoot a shadow elemental at the ground. It attached itself near the right foot of Goblin C, which had locked blades with Yume.
Nice, Shihoru.
Goblin C panicked and planted its left foot, trying to pull its other foot away, but the shadow elemental clung tightly and didnât let go.
âFunya!â
Yume jumped at Goblin C, and showered it with a combo of [SWEEPING SLASH] and [CROSS CUT]. However, Goblin C was wearing chainmail in addition to its hatchet-like weapon, so it didnât suffer a fatal wound. Even so, its shoulders, arms and torso were hit with the kukriâs full strength, so they should be in quite a lot of pain.
Goblin C began to randomly swing its hatchet. It must have been really desperate, but Yume pulled back.
If Yume took a hit from that with just her leather armor, it would be bad.
âYumeâŚ!â
She briefly glanced in Haruhiroâs direction, and seemed to understand just from being called.
Yume is coming here.
Parrying Goblin Aâs sword with [SWAT] once more, Haruhiro dashed away. Goblin A tried to keep up with him, but Yume took over and stopped it.
Goblin Câs right foot was still affected by [SWADOW BIND]. It noticed Haruhiro coming and tried turning around to face him, but was too slow. Or rather, because it couldnât freely use its legs, it couldnât move or turn around. Of course, taking someone like that from behind would be easy.
Haruhiro circled around to Goblin Câs rear and leapt in. He immediately pinned the goblinâs arms behind its back and slit its throat in one go with his dagger. After Haruhiro pulled away, Goblin Câs knees bent and audibly hit the ground. His right foot was still fixed to the ground, so it didnât collapse completely.
ââAlright! Finally got oneâŚ.!â
Part 2 of 4 (translated by Lono)
Yume was fighting Goblin A, and Ranta Goblin B. Haruhiro could target either of the goblinsâ backs. Should I go for A, or B?
Goblin B is protected by decent-looking armor, and dealing with that will probably be troublesome. Guess Iâll start by getting rid of Goblin A.
Haruhiro had barely started running when he felt a dull impact on his left flank. It felt like heâd been kicked.
âUrghâŚ?â
Looking down, he found an arrow sticking out of his left side. What⌠is this?
âWhyâFrom whereâŚ!?â
He was more surprised than in pain. At the moment anyway.
Haruhiro looked around. Judging from its trajectoryâThere. To the left, a little bit behind. It looks like a mostly crumbled wall. Itâs a little too small to hide a personâs body, but for a goblinâŚ
âThey have reinforcementsâŚ!â
âHaru, healing!â Mary tried to run towards Haruhiro.
âDonât!â
Haruhiro shook his head and ran towards the wall. âMary, ShihoruâŚ!â
There was a chance the enemy could target Shihoru while Mary was healing Haruhiro. There was also the possibility of Mary being shot by an arrow. That would be catastrophic.
âKuâŚ!â
Of course, running makes my side hurt a lot. But not so much that I canât move. Itâs still tolerable.
To begin with, could Haruhiro even do anything, going there alone? Hard to say. However, he felt that being treated by Mary right now wasnât a good idea. If he were in their place, he would definitely make use of that opening. Goblins were smaller than humans, but they were by no means stupid.
Haruhiro came to a stop on the other side of the wall.
ââItâs not hereâŚ!?â Haruhiro yelled, astonished. Suddenly an arrow came flying from his right. He managed to duck at the last second, dodging it by a hairâs breadth.
About seven or eight meters from where he was, Haruhiro could see Goblin D holding a short bow, half hidden behind a pile of rubble. Goblin D had probably anticipated that Haruhiro would rush to find it and moved there from its previous location. Really⌠they arenât stupid at all.
âBut I wonât let you run away anymoreâŚ!â
Goblin D tried to nock another arrow, but from that distance, Haruhiro could not only know the timing of the shot, but could also grasp where it would be aimed. Even if the goblin did release the arrow, he would be able to dodge it. Or at least he should have been able to.
He felt dizzy.
His heartbeat was weird. It sounded like violent stomping. It was pounding like crazy.
Goblin D shot its arrow. Needless to say, Haruhiro tried to dodge. However, his movements were a littleâ just a littleâdifferent from what he expected.
The arrow pierced his chest, near his left shoulder, and Haruhiro fell backwards. Uwa. I ended up taking a second one.
âItâs a poisonous arrowâŚ!â yelled Haruhiro, mustering up all the voice he could.
Goblin D threw its bow aside, pulled out a small sword, and went flying at Haruhiro.
What should I do? [SWAT] it? Is that possible? Definitely not.
Goblin D pushed Haruhiro down and straddled him. It then tried to stab his face with its small sword. He didnât know if heâd dropped his dagger or something, but it seemed he was no longer holding it. He could only try to protect his face using his arms. His arms and his hands; Goblin Dâs small sword vigorously pierced them again and again. Haruhiro was desperate. He wasnât supposed to have time to think about unnecessary stuff, and yet, the words âI screwed upâ still crossed his mind.
Maybe he shouldnât have gone there himself. Maybe he should have left it to Yume. But his mind hadnât thought that far. Though that might just be hindsight. The outcome. This is the outcome huh? So disappointing. Guess this is what happens when you make a mistake. But to get killed by a goblin⌠No, no, no, no. Itâs not like that has already been decided. Not at all. Yeah, thatâs right.Goblin D kept swinging his small sword down. The bone in Haruhiroâs right arm was able to brush the blade aside. Rather than letting his flesh be cut to sever the opponentâs bone, he left his flesh be cut to block with his bone.[1]
âOom rel eckt vel dashâŚ!â
Huh? Magic? Is it Shihoru? Yes, it is. Shihoru performed a thrusting movement with her staff in Goblin Dâs direction and shot a [SHADOW ECHO] at point-blank range. It flew through the air with its characteristic voash! sound and Goblin Dâs head snapped back as it began convulsing. The black seaweed-like shadow elemental hit Goblin D right in the side of the face.
Shihoru wasnât that only one who came to help Haruhiro.
âHaaâŚ!â
Mary hit Goblin D with her short staff.
Goblin D was blown off its feet, but quickly got up again. It ran. It retrieved its bow and tried to run away. Shihoru pointed her staff at its back.
âOom rel eckt vel dashâŚ!â
Another [SHADOW ECHO]. However, Goblin D quickly leapt for cover and managed to avoid the shadow elemental.
Though it depended on the area, Damrowwâs Old Town had a quite a lot of debris from ruined walls and buildings scattered around. This area was especially bad. Why did we choose this place for hunting? Maybe that was our first mistake.
âFu⌠hah⌠fu⌠fuâŚâ
Such ragged breathing. Who is that? Me, huh. It was Haruhiro himself. Haruhiro was lying flat on his back.
I can see the sky. Maryâs face too. The arrow was pulled out. âAaaaaah⌠it hurts.
âI will start by detoxifyingâŚ!â
Haruhiro nodded. I wonder if sheâll manage. It would be nice if I didnât die. Haruhiro thought, as though it was someone elseâs problem.
âO light, under the divine grace of Lord Luminous⌠[PURIFY]!â
Detoxification. Guess itâs poison cleanser. I wonder if the poison was removed with that. Iâm not so sure. Yume, Ranta⌠would they be alright? The Goblin who escaped was.
âHaru! Pull yourself together! O light, under the divine grace of Lord Luminous⌠[CURE]âŚ!â
Pull⌠Pull myself⌠Together. Umm. I got it. I got it, Mary. Thatâs right. As unsightly as this is. Itâs completely lame. But thereâs no way I can let myself die. I wonât die. If you die, thatâs it. And not only me. My friends too. Everyone.
Itâs starting to feel better.
Magic sure is amazing.
âHow is it going thereâŚ!?â Ranta yelled from somewhere.
âOook!â replied Yume from some distance.
Those two⌠What are they doing?
Shihoru stood by Maryâs side while she treated Haruhiro. His eyes met Shihoruâs.
ââŚShihoru, what about the enemy?â
âOnly one was able to run, we stillâŚâ
âI see.â
So they were able to deal with them afterwards. Ranta, Yume and Shihoru sure did their best.
Haruhiro closed his eyes and laughed.
â⌠Just what the hell am I doing?â
Part 3 of 4 (translated by Lono)
He instantly regretted voicing that. Both Shihoru and Mary reacted badly, and Haruhiro felt even more ashamed.
It seemed like the treatment was finished, so Haruhiro opened his eyes and got up. He was about to thank Mary when Ranta suddenly popped up.
âYou fucking idiot! The hell are you doing dropping dead like that!? You got done in by a freaking goblin! How much of a blockhead can you be!? Thatâs even lower than shit, you damn Haruzero!â
ââŚI canât really explain myself.â
Was it really necessary to bash me that much? Well, I guess just this once I did deserve a bashing.
I really did it this time.
And worse, I had to screw up today of all days.
The day of the partyâs restart. It was a big day. There could be no mistakes. Thatâs why they chose this place. Damrowwâs Old Town. The place where theyâd previously earned the title of goblin slayers. It might have been a somewhat mocking title, given to them ninety percent from teasing and ten percent from accomplishment, but that was just how often Haruhiro and his team had frequented Damrowwâs Old Town. Maybe it was because they had murdered way too many goblins, but the goblinsâ security had become tighter, so many people had moved their hunting grounds to the Siren Mines. However, this was a place they were thoroughly familiar with. Maybe even with a party like this, they would still be able to win here, even after losing one of their pillarsâno, their central pillar, Mogzo.
Had they been careless? Maybe so. Maybe not. Frankly, Haruhiro didnât know. He wasnât able to make a levelheaded judgment.
âWhat should we do about the goblin who ran away!?â Yume yelled from a distance.
âForget about it already! It went somewhere else, right!? It probably wonât show its face again!â
ââŚIsnât thinking like that too easy-goingâŚ?â
âHaaah!? Did you say something, Shihoru!?â
âI said, isnât thinking like that too easy-going?⌠didnât you listenâŚ?â
âWhat dâya mean by that? You saying Iâm being thoughtless?â
ââŚTo put it simply, you could say that.â
âYouâre actinâ pretty defiant, huh? If youâre gonna defy me, youâd better be prepared.â
ââŚDonât threaten people.â
âIâm not threatening anyone. You spewed some cheeky shit and I got pissed, thatâs all.â
ââŚI donât think thatâs any excuse, though.â
âWhy the hell do I need to make excuses? Donât screw around. Even my big heart has its limits. You better stopââ
âHEEEEEYYâŚ!â
Yume dashed in and hit Ranta in the head with a small thud.
âOuch! Yume you bitch! The fuck you cuffing me forâŚ!?â
âYume doesnât get what coffeeing is! Donât say weird things!â
âWhatâs weird here is you! Completely and thoroughly, get it!?â
âShut up, moron!â Yume hugged Shihoru. âYou were bullyinâ Shihoru! Whatâre you doinâ when youâre just a scumbag Ranta! Yumeâs gonna beat you up, idiot!â
âI-I wasnât bullying her! We were just exchanging some ideas!â
ââŚNo matter how you look at it, that wasnât the case.â Shihoru muttered.
Ranta glared at Shihoru and clicked his tongue. âIf thereâs something annoying you, then spit it out! That shit gets on my nerves!â
Part 4 of 4 (translated by Lono)
Mary was about to open her mouth, but instead cast her eyes down and briefly glanced at her left wrist. A shinning hexagram floated there. Proof that [LIGHT OF PROTECTION] was still in effect.
Now that I think about it, Maryâs been checking on the hexagram quite frequently. And thinking even further, sheâs using a short staff now. I wonder what happened to the weapon she was using before. âNo no. This isnât the time to be thinking about stuff like that, right? But⌠what was it that I was supposed to doâŚ? My mind feels hazy. I donât think thereâs any poison left, and my wounds shouldâve been healed by Mary⌠so why?
ââŚEhh,â Haruhiro shook his head and blinked a few times. âThis is⌠Iâm sorry for messing up. Now, first of all⌠Ah, yes. I donât think that goblin we saw just now was normal. And Iâm not saying that just because he beat me up. I donât think Iâve ever seen a goblin act and move the way that one did. How can I say itâAh, I get, uhm, yes, I donât think we should stay here any longer. We could get shot again. It might even bring allies.â
Ranta made a sour expression and jerked his chin. âThen get up already.â
âAre you alright?â Mary asked, offering a helping hand.
ââŚUm.â
Haruhiro stood up. It wasnât like he couldnât stay standing, but he was definitely feeling weird. His body felt weak and sluggish.
âNuuââŚ?â Yume leaned in and stared at Haruhiroâs face intently. âWahhh!? Your face is lookinâ terrible, Haruhiro!â
Shihoru too stared at him and frowned. ââŚItâs true.â
âHe did lose a considerable amount of blood,â Mary said as she adjusted herself to support Haruhiro. âHis wounds were healed by magic, but that doesnât replenish lost blood. Going any further today will beâŚâ
âHey hey hey hey heeey.â Ranta had been rummaging through the goblin corpses, but at that statement, his face distorted and his veins popped out. âDonât tell me you guys fucking plan on going back to Altana? Weâve barely earned anything, you know? If we go back with just this, weâll end up in the red! Bankrupt!â
âBut we have lots of money!â Yume protested.
âShuuut up, Yume! The thing with money is, no matter how much you have, it immediately disappears!â
ââŚBecause you waste it all on pointless stuff.â
âShihoruuuu! Donât go around talking about wasting stuff with those huge tits! I will fucking fondle you!â
âWhâŚ!â Shihoru brought her arms to her chest in an attempt to hide it. ââŚScumbag.â
âHahaha! That doesnât bother me at all!â
âRanta, youâre reallyâŚâ Haruhiro said with a sigh.
My head kinda hurts. Everything is too bothersome. I really want nothing more than to go back, but⌠is that really okay? Itâs probably⌠not, right?
ââŚSorry. Let me rest a bit first. Somewhere far away from here⌠I think Iâll feel a little better after a break. How about we decide what to do after that?â
âI guess thatâs an alright plan. But,â Ranta pointed at Haruhiro, âIâll just say this, Haruhiro. This situation is completely your fault. You better remember this. âCause even though youâre shitty, youâre still the leader.â