In the governmental affairs office in Randel, Mio and the Kingdom of Friedoniaâs Minister of Finance, Colbert, were staring down piles of paperwork. Though he was called Colbert by Souma and Roroa, who found his surname easier to say, his given name was actually Gatsby, and Bee was a nickname Mio had come up based on that.
â...What is it, Madam Mio?â Colbert replied with a small sigh.
Mio clapped her hands together in front of her face. âPlease. Marry me!â
âI donât want to.â
âAn instant reply?! You couldnât pretend to think about it a little longer?!â
âIf you keep asking repeatedly, Iâm going to get fed up with it.â
If it came purely from affection, Colbert wouldnât have dismissed it so callously. She was doing it in large part to escape from the work laid out in front of them, though, so it was hard to blame him for not being more delicate about it.
It all started back when Souma returned from Mercenary State Zem. He ordered a new investigation into Georg Carmine, who was seen as a traitor. The result of the investigation was that there emerged a possibility that Georgâs revolt had been a scheme to have the corrupt nobles swept away along with him, and it was highly likely that was what happened.
No matter what his reasons, the fact of his betrayal remained, and he couldnât be declared not guilty. But, if his actions emerged from a pure sense of self-sacrificing loyalty, there was some room for leniency. Georgâs honor was restored, and his family, who he had cut ties with to protect them from joint responsibility, were allowed to return to the country. And so, though she couldnât be given all of the former Carmine lands, the site of his former castle Randel and the lands surrounding it were passed to Georgâs daughter, Mio.
However, now that Mio had inherited the House of Carmine, she immediately got tripped up by something.
âI canât manage a domain!â
As she sat sprawled across her desk in the governmental affairs office, the new lady was clutching her head. This was typical of those who were more martially inclined. Mio was a muscle head, and when she was pressed on not having learned the skills to manage Georgâs domain...
âI-Iâll take a husband whoâs gifted in administrative tasks if I have to!â
She tried to dodge the issue.
Mio was a fairly capable warrior, but she had no skill whatsoever as an administrator, so even Georg had silently accepted the inevitability of it. But now, she was paying the price for neglecting her studies. When she first returned to Randel, Georgâs former subordinate Glaive Magna, along with others from the House of Magna, had helped her carry out her administrative tasks. However, the House of Magna had their own domain, too, and couldnât keep helping Mio forever, so once the work that had piled up was sorted, they pulled out.
Also, though many members of the knightly class tasked managing their domain to a magistrate, because Souma had added the management of their lands to the criteria considered in promotions and demotions, the knights had begun competing over administrators, leading to a lack of talented ones available. Feeling pressured by the situation, Mio had gone running to the castle for help.
âWeâre short of hands, and thereâs no one to hire!â Mio asked with such urgency it seemed like she might get down on her knees and perform a kowtow. âCanât you send someone?!â
She would welcome a husband who was a good administratorâto stay true to what she had told her father that day. Once it came to that, there was a face that flitted through Mioâs mind.
It belonged to Minister of Finance Colbert, whom she had met one day on a bridge on the border with the Principality of Amidonia, and then again in Zem. The Minister of Financeâs administrative prowess was impressive, and, despite being a bureaucrat, heâd had the guts to speak his mind to people like her father Georg and Prince Gaius who even the warriors feared. Her father had even said he was a promising young man.
From what sheâd heard, Colbert was still single, too.
When she spoke to him in Zem, she had learned more about his mild disposition, and his sincerity, too. If someone like him would be willing to come marry her, Mio would be happy about it, and the House of Carmine would be secure, too. Thatâs why, when she made her request to the king, she had inserted a little of her own selfish desires, too.
âIf possible, I would like to marry someone who can do mathematics, and have him manage the House of Carmine!â
Souma knew that she and Colbert were old acquaintances, so she figured he would probably know who she meant. And he did. Souma and his people didnât want the House of Carmine, which they had gone to such trouble to reestablish, to immediately collapse. He and Hakuya talked it over and decided to send Colbert to assist her.
And so, Colbert came to Mio in Randel.
âItâs been a long time, Madam Mio. Since Zem, right?â
âUrgh... Sir Colbert, Iâm glad you came.â There were tears in her eyes as she took his hand. Her incredible emotion was a little off-putting for Colbert.
âMy... The pile of work never gets any smaller...â
âI-I get that. Letâs start on it immediately.â
This was how Colbert, in addition to his role as Minister of Finance (which basically entailed keeping an eye on Roroaâs financial policies) and as a manager of sorts for the loreleis, ended up as an assistant to Mio, traveling back and forth between the capital and Randel. Because he had the misfortune of being a man who took all his work seriously, another job had fallen into his lap.
Though, looking at Souma, who did the work of several people by manipulating multiple consciousnesses; Hakuya, who assisted Souma, and also negotiated with the Empire; and Poncho, who was, for a time, both the Minister of Agriculture and Forestry and the magistrate of Venetinova, everyone else in the Kingdomâs upper echelons of power had it more or less the same, so it was hard for him to complain.
Regardless, Colbert was helping Mio with her duties, but... One day, while they were working, Colbert carelessly mentioned he was single. Mio already knew this, of course, but now heâd given her cause to talk about it.
In that moment, the lionessâs eyes shone.
âHey, Sir Colbert.â
â...What is it?â Colbert responded without looking away from the paperwork.
âI want you to marry me.â
â...Okay?â
As Colbert looked up, doubting his own ears, there was a look of glee on her face. âOh! Youâre accepting?!â
âNo... No, no, no! That was not an âaffirmativeâ okay, it was an, âI donât understand what you just said,â okay!â
âYou donât? I just proposed to you, right?â
âNo, thatâs not the issue! How can you ask me that so lightly?!â
Mio cocked her head to the side and looked at him, perplexed. âDid you want it to sound more weighty? Like, marry me, or Iâm going to die?â
âThatâs too heavy! And no, thatâs not what I meant!â
âAre you the eldest son, by the way?â
âHuh? No, Iâm the third son...â
âGood! Then it shouldnât be a problem for you to take my family name!â
âItâs a big problem!â Colbert pressed his hand against his forehead. âFor starters, weâve only met a few times when I was in Amidonia, and then again while we were in Zem. I can count the number of times weâve met on my fingers. Why would that suddenly lead to us getting married...?â
âIn noble and knightly houses, itâs not that uncommon for the bride and groom not to meet until the day they get married, is it?â
âThatâs when the families have already sorted things out!â
âYou say that, but I canât stand that sort of roundabout method. Besides, when you have your prey in your sights, you want to take them down then and there, right? You can think about whether to boil or bake them once youâve already caught them.â
âWhat an aggressive way of thinking! Itâs a weird analogy, too!â
Realizing she was not the kind of woman who could be persuaded with reason, Colbertâs head started to hurt. He sensed that, like Roroa, once Mio had made up her mind, she would go through with things no matter how she was rebuked. If he got involved with a woman like this, sheâd run him ragged for the rest of his life. How did it turn out like this?!
And so the difficulties (?) of Colbert began.
Time passed, and we return to the story after Mioâs umpteenth proposal had just been shot down by Colbert. The callous dismissal made her purse her lips.
âWhatâs wrong with me? Iâm a devoted woman, you know? ...Iâll do everything other than administrative work.â
âPlease, donât remove the one thing I want you to work at from the list.â Colbert continued looking at the documents without further reply, causing Mio to puff up her cheeks.
Here she was, confessing her feelings, and this guy didnât feel a thing. This was an affront to her as a woman. Mio put her hand to her face and struck a model-like pose that came off as awkward, probably due to its unfamiliarity to her. âT-They say Iâm a beauty, like my mother, and I think Iâve got a pretty good figure. I stick out in all the right places, you know? My three sizes are...â
âYou donât have to say! ...Hahh,â Colbert sighed and began rubbing his own shoulders. âI am aware that youâre beautiful. If you would become a lorelei, I think youâd be an immediate sensation.â
âOh, Iâm a terrible singer. My voice is loud, but I canât carry a tune. I was the rare exception that those rule-obsessed totalitarians at the officersâ school allowed to lip-sync when we were singing the school song.â
â...Youâd be popular if youâd just keep your mouth shut.â
âThat correction just makes me sad. But youâre complimenting my looks, right? I donât come from a bad lineage either, so why wonât you accept my proposal?â
âBecause. We. Are. Still. Working!â Colbert emphasized every word of that.
Mio gave him a blank look. âYouâre going to accept my proposal when the work is done?â
âNo... Once the work is done, you wonât need me anymore, right?â
âAs if. Even once this work is done, more work will come in. Iâm back in the army, but I havenât even shown my face at the training grounds in some time.â Mio let out a deep sigh, resting her head on her palm, and her elbow on the desk. âIâm losing my edge... I really do need a reliable husbandâsomeone I can leave the domain to entirely.â
âOnce this backlog is cleared, someone other than me should be able to manage it.â
âYouâre the one for me, Sir Bee!â Mio opined, standing up with vigor. Colbert jumped a little, intimidated by her passion. She continued, âI can tell youâre a talented bureaucrat, too, Sir Bee. But if you ask me how talented, I couldnât say. Itâs frustrating, but in my current state, I have no aptitude for bureaucratic work, and I lack the frame of reference to judge it. But, as a warrior, I can sense that youâve got guts in a way that the other bureaucrats donât.â
âGuts... you say?â he asked.
âYeah.â Mio nodded. âIf you think something is wrong, even if the person youâre dealing with is overwhelmingly stronger than you, you have the courage to speak up. Youâve got spine. Even though you donât look all that strong. Though, I can feel that from His Majesty, and the Prime Minister, too. Granted, your personality is likely to put you at loggerheads with stubborn militarists.â
Mioâs words reminded Colbert of his experience of trying to warn Gaius off of invading the Kingdom without considering the needs of his people, and being kicked for his efforts, so he couldnât say anything in response.
Mio exhaled as she sat back down. âNow that Mother is gone, too, I want someone reliable, like you, Sir Bee, to stay with me. Thatâs my honest wish.â
âYour Mother? ...Huh? I heard that Sir Georgâs wife returned to the Kingdom along with you, but... come to think of it, I havenât met her yet, have I?â
In the time since he had come to Randel, Colbert hadnât seen the late Georgâs wife once. Normally, she should have been the first person he greeted. Because heâd instantly been brought in to help with the mountain of paperwork, it had slipped his mind.
âWhere is she now?â
âHm? Parnam Castle, why?â
âHuh? The castle? Does that mean...â
Sheâs a hostage, thought Colbert. Though Georgâs honor had been restored, the Carmine domain had been considerably reduced in size. He thought perhaps Souma was keeping Mioâs mother hostage so that she couldnât oppose him if she resented him for that. That might have been the right decision for a ruler to make. However, when he saw Mioâs unguarded personality, he couldnât help but feel like that was overthinking things.
â...Youâre misunderstanding, arenât you?â Having picked up on it from the look in his eyes, Mio said, âItâs nothing like what youâre thinking. Actually, Mother was the one who asked to go to the castle. His Majesty only granted Motherâs wish.â
âIs that right?â
âYeah, if I remember, sheâs looking after the children of the castleâs workers at something she called âdaycareâ now. She said in her letters that itâs a lot of fun.â
âWell, thatâs good... But why?â
âProbably because itâs easier to meet at the castle...â Mio said awkwardly.
Colbert cock his head to the side. âEasier to meet? With who?â
âOh, forget that. Iâm just talking to myself.â Mio shook her head, then let out a sigh. âObviously, I asked Mother to help with the bureaucratic work, but, you know...â
She sighed again as she thought back to it. When she asked, her mother had said... âThis is your time now, do something about it on your own. The domain is smaller and easier to manage now, so handle it however you like. Struggle, fail, and each time you do, grow as a person, and as a ruler.â
â...Itâs a motherâs job to be both cruel and kind, huh?â
Mio smiled wryly. âIt really is. I never realized it when Father was around, but Mother was no less stubborn than he was.â
âThey were a couple that resembled each other? Since youâve inherited their blood, I think you must have an aptitude for being a lady, too, Madam Mio,â he said, encouraging her.
Mio leaned in. âAre you ready to marry into my family now?!â
âWeâre back to that?!â
Mio grinned as she watched Colbert panic. âIâd recommend it. If you treat me right, you can have as many concubines as you like, and I wonât get upset.â
âI donât need that... Looking at Sir Poncho, it seems like a lot of trouble.â
That was what Colbert sincerely thought after he saw how much weight Poncho lost for a while after marrying his two beautiful wives. Ponchoâs weight was on the rebound now that the two of them were pregnant, but that was an even greater demonstration of why heâd ended up so thin to begin with.
Mio cocked her head to the side and gave him a blank look. âYou look after the loreleis, too, right? Arenât you close with any of them?â
âNo way would I lay a hand on any of the loreleis. I donât want to make enemies of the whole country.â
â...I wonder if His Majesty sneezed just now.â
âOhh, no. Obviously, Iâm not criticizing His Majesty! Madam Juna was with him since before the concept of what a lorelei is even took form.â
âAh ha ha, I know that.â Mio laughed at him, as Colbert turned red with embarrassment.
Heâs fun to tease, thought Mio.
âBut maybe one of those loreleis is genuinely head over heels for you, Sir Bee? Youâre a kind, older man, and reliable, too. They arenât used to having men around, so Iâd expect you to catch their attention, you know?â
âTh-That canât be right... I-I mean, these are loreleis, you know?â
âYou could take one of them after they retire, couldnât you?â
âI canât imagine anyone would want that...â
âI donât mind. So just relax, and marry into my family.â
âAugh! Enough of this! Please, do your work!â Colbert cried out in embarrassment.
It seemed their lively times working together would continue for a while.