âSure as shootinâ. That card game I hunkered down was rigged for sure! Canât reckon how I got roped so dang hard! Round up them fellas again! Need to suss out if they were card sharps or nothin'â
Joe and Forrest watched him silently, their arms crossed, while Oliver asked outright.
âIsnât using counterfeit money on the gambling table a problem?â
âHave you gone loco? Hell no. Gamblinâ ainât right in the first place. If I scam some outlaws, thatâs righteous swindlinâ, and I oughta get a tip of the hat for it! Ainât you got that straight?â
Oliver was at a loss for how to respond to Ewanâs excessive confidence, considering it to be somewhat unwarranted.
Forrest, sharing Oliverâs sentiment, found Ewanâs demeanor equally ridiculous.
Turning to Joe, who stood by his side, Forrest inquired, âDid you hit him on the head when we werenât looking?â
âI wanted to, but I refrained. I did mix a sleeping pill into his drink because he was so noisy, though. That might be the problem.â
Oliver and Ewan looked at the liquor bottles sprawled on the floor.
âDarn it all⊠They were sweet as pie, even popped all them corks for me. Iâm let down. I trusted you.â
âWhen have you ever seen me that you say you trust me? What is this guyâs deal?â
Joe asked Forrest, his voice laced with disbelief.
Forrest, experiencing the exact same sentiment, retrieved his checkbook, feeling a headache coming on.
âSigh⊠The situationâs complex. Letâs solve one problem at a time. How much did this gentleman cost you?â
âForget about it. Consider it a favor.â
Joe tried to refuse, looking at Oliver. But Forrest wouldnât accept it.
âIâll have none of that favor. You and I are a broker and a solver. An unusual broker-solver relationship, but a broker-solver relationship nonetheless. Money matters should be clear. If you really want to do me a favor, tell me the amount.â
With Forrest insisting like that, Joe eventually answered.
â52,103,900.â
Forrest wrote the amount in his checkbook in a flourish of a handwriting.
He then tore out the check and handed it to Joe, who checked the amount and tucked it away.
âThanks for the help⊠If itâs not too much trouble, could you give us some space? We have a personal matter to attend to.â
Joe looked regretful at Forrestâs request, but nodded nonetheless.
âSure, weâll wait outside.â
As Joe took the others outside, Oliver said to Forrest.
âIâll repay the 52,103,900 later.â
âForget about it. Ewan here is under my care now, so consider it his expenses.â
Ewan chimed in at Forrestâs words.
âHold your horses⊠Last we met, I reckon you were addressinâ me as Mr. Ewan. Why the sudden shift in airs?â
âIâd like to say itâs because back then I was in a precarious situation needing your help, but thatâs not the case now.â
âYer brazen as brass⊠But I canât argue âcause you ainât wrong. Youâre quite the rogue.â
âI thought the same. I clearly said if you wanted to have fun, you could ask me. Then why this?â
âItâs âcause itâs downright dull! You might not know this, but entertainment is best with fake money! Sounds loco, but itâs the honest truth. Whoa! Whoa!â
Forrest was left speechless by the absurd answer that defied common sense.
He even wondered if Ewan was still under the influence of the drug.
At least Ewan wasnât the only one defying common sense.
âCan I ask you a question?â
Oliver tentatively raised his hand.
âMake it quick⊠My headâs poundinâ from the hangover.â
âWhatâs this counterfeit money? They were talking about money turning into leaves.â
âLeaves? âŠAh! Good question. Itâs all âcause of this.â
Suddenly looking like his hangover was gone, Ewan rummaged through his cloak and pulled out a handbag-sized bag.
It was a mystery how he could pull out such a large bag.
Oliver wondered whether the cloak was a magical item.
âLook, look!â
With a proud glow in his eyes, Ewan thrust the handbag in front of Oliver and Forrest.
It was a handbag sewn together from various human skins, with eyes embedded here and there, and the mouth made of gums and teeth.
âMy masterpiece crafted by mixinâ up a clan of counterfeiters. Stuff leaves in it, let it stew for a month, and it morphs into cash. Granted, it switches back after a day and thereâs a limit to how much you can put in, but itâs still quite the wonder.â
âOh, that really is amazing. How did you make it?â
âI donât rightly know. I also stumbled upon success after fumblinâ a bunch of times. Personally, I reckon-â
CLAP!
Forrest clapped his hands and stopped the conversation between the two warlocks. Knowing that if he let it continue, they would veer off-topic.
As Forrest spoke, Oliver immediately snapped back to attention.
âAh, sorry.â
âI thought it might turn out like this, which is why I followed you⊠Mr. Ewan, did you hear anything from Joe?â
Ewan, hungover, frowned at Forrestâs question.
âHear? Hmm⊠Ah yeah. I recollect⊠I heard. You had somethinâ you were itchân to ask me? And you boldly stated that it would tickle my fancy.â
Ewan said without a shred of pretense.
âYou have the nerve to say⊠a top-notch black magic craftsman like me would be intrigued⊠I wanted to hawk a loogie in your mug for such cocky nonsense, but I held my tongue âcause Joe was eyeinâ me. Can I spit at you, Mr. Forrest?â
âJoe is still outside.â
âDang itâŠ! Then I canât spit!! But if your question ainât interesting, I ainât spillinâ the beans. The alcohol is still messinâ with me, makinâ me brave.â
Forrest squinted, grinning helplessly.
He looked extremely tired.
âThey say that when people are too tired, they start feeling good⊠It seems to be true⊠Dave, could you please take it out?â
At Forrestâs instruction, Oliver nodded and pulled out Bigmouth first.
âHo, itâs definitely a work of Smith⊠But it seems a bit strange, doesnât it rebel?â
âNo, it doesnât. In fact, it helps quite a bit.â
âThatâs strange. The glutton bag-â
â-Can we first handle the important matter?â
Forrest said as he leaned against the back of the chair, speaking to Ewan and Oliver.
Indeed, it was a wise choice. Otherwise, they might have spent hours talking about Bigmouth.
âIâm sorry, Mr. Forrest⊠Bigmouth. Could you please take âthatâ out?â
At Oliverâs request, Bigmouth nodded and opened the mouth at the tip of its head, pulling out âthatâ.
âKueeeeck!â
âThatâ was none other than a huge hammer wrapped in bandages.
To be precise, it was the Meat Hammer that was taken from the disciple of Human-meat Chef.
âThis is-â
â-my work.â
The hungover Ewan sparkled his eyes and spoke.
The attitude he had shown so far was light-hearted and out of it, but now it was very serious. For a moment, he seemed like a completely different person.
âDo you recognize it?â
âItâs my work.â
A brief and clear reason.
Oliver was about to tell how he acquired it, but Ewan was a bit faster.
âThis is definitely what I made for Human-meat Chef, how is it here?â
âMr. Human-meat Chef?â
âYep, that hombreâs gambling place⊠To be precise, it was a gaming den of his underlingâs underling. I got collared for swindlinâ there and had to craft it. I didnât particularly like the fella, but it beat havinâ both my hands lopped off, so I handed it over.  Howâd you snag it? Heâs as greedy as they come and wouldnât let his stuff get swiped.â
âUm, itâs a long story, but I took it after killing his disciple. From a man who looked like a pig.â
âAh⊠I getcha. It wouldnât really suit him. But, is it true? You offed Human-meat Chefâs underling?â
âYes.â
âI mustâve been runninâ hither and yon too much. I only cottoned on just now. But itâs curious.â
âWhat do you mean?â
âEven though Human-meat Chef is a notorious varmint who treats his apprentices and underlings like cattle, he also hits back when theyâre roughed up⊠Why are you still drawinâ breath?â
âUm⊠I was merely a hired solver.â
âIs that so? HmmâŠâ
Ewan showed a troubled emotion and tilted his head.
During this, Forrest quietly chimed in.
âMay I ask a question?â
âWhat is it?â
âDo you know Human-meat Chef well?â
âI got a good read on what sort of fella he is. Â Besides Human-meat Chef, I also know Puppet, Fan, and Pied Piper.â
Forrest was surprised at Ewanâs answer. Oliver had the same reaction.
The four fingers representing the Black Hand were each notorious in their own right, but their true identities were veiled in secrecy.
But to know all of them⊠They couldnât help but be in awe.
âThatâs impressive.â
âWait⊠Are you insinuating Iâm a notch below them? Thatâs youngâuns for ya. Do you know what sort of folks they are?â
âNo.â
âI do. Theyâre nothinâ more than hoodlums, riddled with hang-ups, deluded, and harboring grudges. But by contrast, Iâm a bright inventor, a creator with boundless imaginings, and a grand wanderer. Be cautious⊠So donât bruise my pride.â
âAh, I apologize. Iâll keep that in mind.â
âYou best⊠By the way, what did you do to my creation?â
Ewan asked, unraveling the bandage on the meat hammer.
As the bandage unwrapped, the meat hammer, transformed by drinking a large amount of Bathoryâs blood, revealed its appearance.
The bone was dyed in blood, and the flesh was as fresh as freshly caught meat.
Overall, it looked livelier and more fierce with its pointed appearance.
Ewan asked again with great interest.
âWhat exactly did you do to it?â
âI cannot answer that.â
âWhat?â
âI have my reasons for not being able to explain in detail.â
Oliver replied again.
Ewan glared at Oliver for a moment, but soon looked away.
He then sniffed the meat hammer.
âHmm⊠okay, can you answer other questions?â
âIf itâs something I can answer, I will.â
âWhen you took this, didnât it resist?â
As Oliver was about to answer, he was reminded of a past memory.
âAre you referring to the meat hammer?â
âYes.â
âThere were a few who tried to touch it, and they were repelled.â
âThat figures. Itâs a temperamental thing, as good as it is.â
Oliver nodded without resistance.
After all, the hammer was an extraordinary item. In addition to its intrinsic power and strength, it could extract the life force of people and its own flesh can be eaten for healing.
âAnd you?â
âPardon?â
âDid it resist you?â
Ewan asked.
âIt did not.â
âFrom start to finish?â
âYes.â
âHmmâŠâ
Ewanâs eyes sparkled as he fell deep into thought.
Along with that, he showed a curiosity, inquisitiveness, and desire to explore as strong as those of the Magic Tower wizards.
âIs there a problem?â
âAn issue? Yep, there is. My curiosity as a warlockâs been sparked⊠Let me be blunt. Hand over the hammer.â
âGive it back?â
âYep, I made it. So itâs rightfully mine.â
âThatâs not reasonable.â
Forrest interjected. However, Ewan was not swayed.
âI was hog-tied here due to a gamblinâ hustle! Donât talk to me about reason! Have you lost your mind?!â
Ewan shouted again, loud enough to shake even Forrestâs composure.
Oliver, calming Forrest down, opened his mouth.
âIâd be reluctant to just give it back, but would a trade be acceptable?â
âA trade? You have the gall to suggest that to me? Â Youâre presumptuous.â
Ewan, who was still shackled, retorted.
Oliver apologized.
âAh, I apologize. I was indeed presumptuous⊠Well, can I ask a favor? Iâll give it back to you, but would you be able to do a favor in return?â
ââŠSpeak.â
âI will give you the meat hammer, but could you make me two Tonfas?â
âTonfas?â
âYes, two of them. I recently broke mine and need to replace them.â
âFrom what I know, you favor usinâ a stick, right? Swish! Swish! Swish!â
âItâs a quarterstaff. Itâs sufficient for me⊠Is it not possible?â
Ewan stroked his chin as he thought, then nodded.
âAlright, Iâll do it. In return, the rest is all mine. Mine!â
âI completely agree. It was originally yours after all.â
Oliver and Ewan reached an agreement and made the deal.
âI like that. Here, take this.â
Ewan rummaged in his cloak and threw a small round object that looked like a piece of meat.
The object, small enough to hold in one hand, turned out to be a human head that had been dried and compressed like jerky.
âWhat is thisâŠ?â
âMy personal communication device. Absolutely, thereâs no fret of beinâ eavesdropped on. When itâs ready, Iâll notify through it.â
Ewan showed another head that looked identical to the first one.
It was a womanâs head, shriveled just like Oliverâs, and the eyes were stitched shut with thread.
As soon as he confirmed it, Oliver put the object in his pocket without any feeling of repulsion.
âAlright, then kindly unlock these irons. I need to go and start crafting immediately.â
Forrest looked at Ewan suspiciously, but when Oliver nodded as if it was alright, he unlocked them.
With a click, Ewanâs feet were freed.
He groaned as he stretched his ankles.
âAh⊠Now I feel alive.â
âMay I ask how youâre going to make the Tonfas? Can you make them here?â
âNo, first, I gotta skedaddle from this place and head to District Z.â
Ewan answered Forrestâs question.
Forrest asked again in disbelief.
âDistrict Z?â
âYep, thatâs the only place I can craft âem. Itâs the only place in this here city where the aura of hell still lingers.â
The aura of hell.
It was a term that piqued Oliverâs curiosity.
Seeing his reaction, Ewan spoke first while looking at Oliver.