I sat on the throne on the top floor of my father-in-lawâs villa, with the First Spirit resting on my head.
And in this position, all my copies waited for days on end for heroes to come.
However, when I personally controlled one of them, additional people appeared.
My cowardly wife.
Shadow A.
Captain Fantasy.
Rice Cake.
Green Cake.
But now, I had lost almost half of them.
âThis is annoying.â
âYou have a frightening expression on your face, hubby. Anyway, I have good and bad news. Which one do you want to hear first?â
âStart with the bad news.â
As with food, I saved the dessert for last.
âSince you lost Hippolia and Green Cake, your combat power had dropped by 0.48%.â
âThatâs much lower than I thought.â
I thought it would be at least 5%.
âGreen Cake was attached to my auntâs strength, and she took over the body of the puppet herself, so her powerâs been limited.â
That was understandable
âWhereâs the director now?â
âThat brings us to the next news. My aunt ran away. Sheâs currently somewhere in Fantasy, but I donât know where she is.â
That was within my expectations.
Time to hear the good news!
â⊠Or are you not done with the bad ones yet?â
Judging by the way my cowardly wife rolled her eyes, the good news wouldnât come soon.
âThereâs still more bad news. My traitorous husband has no other heating pads anymore. If you donât want to sleep alone in the future, you better treat your wife well.â
âMy GodâŠâ
That news was worse than the one about me losing combat power!
âShould I continue?â
âGo for it.â
We had already gone down this path. It was only proper for me to see it to the end!
âWhile you were fighting with my aunt, thirteen students were able to graduate. This means that you died thirteen times just sitting on the throne.â
âTskâŠâ
âBecause of that, a guide for the 5th curriculum has appeared, which youâll be able to find using your smartphone. The graduates were nicknamed the 13 Legendary Heroes because they turned out to be much stronger than the other heroes.â
âThis is ridiculous.â
If I controlled my copies, they never wouldâve been able to pass.
I was a little annoyed by the fact that my juniors graduated only through sheer fortunate coincidence.
âIâm not done with the bad news yet.â
âHuh? Thereâs more?â
âThe Fantasy Institution is now accepting students from other planets besides Earth.â
âAccepting? More like kidnapping.â
âOkay, Iâll call it kidnapping. The Fantasy Institution usually switches to other planets only when the number of people they can kidnap has been depleted. However, due to several operational errors and the directorâs years of absence, the schoolâs reputation has been severely undermined. Even the outside world has begun to view it as kidnapping, not enrollment.â
âIsnât that good news?â
That meant that the Fantasy Institution, led by the First Angel, might meet its end soon.
âIf this were still my auntâs world, it would be. But things are different now. You have a chance to usurp control, and youâre just going to give up like that?â
âHmmm.â
âIâll continue. Since its reputation has fallen, the school will again only abduct the inhabitants of the Earth until its situation stabilizes. After all, that planet is this establishmentâs go-to place, considering weâve been working with it for a long time now.â
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âAll this information is making me feel like my headâs splitting up.â
âAnd now for the worst news.â
ââŠâ
âSome of the gods have started showing interest in the Fantasy Institution.â
âHowâs that the worst?â
âWell⊠Among them, there are many strange and unpredictable creatures who became gods, having reached perfection. Imagine my aunt and father while theyâre deeply distraught. Now multiply them by the dozen.â
âThatâs⊠really dangerous.â
I just wanted to return to Earth to my parents and be a civilized citizen. Why did I keep having to go through all these trials?
âAlsoâŠâ
âYouâre still not finished?â
âThis is the last one.â
âAlright, fine.â
âYour battle against my aunt ruined 69% of the system, which means we should expect it to have a lot of bugs and errors. Due to its current state, even though Iâm its developer, I canât predict what will happen next.â
âRuined?â
âOne of you fought so hard that he was willing to sacrifice everything. We can consider ourselves lucky for having only 69% of it destroyed.â
âIs that all?â
âYes. Iâm done with the bad news. Stop nervously fiddling with your fingers now. Youâre going to make me start feeling nervous as well.â
Bad news, huh?
I closed my eyes and tried to calmly lay it all out.
It was really bad.
I felt like this situation couldnât get any worse.
Ssosia, who had caused her wonderful MAX-Class husband to develop a neurotic disorder, continued in a cheerful tone.
âAnd now the good news!â
âWell, letâs hear it.â
I wondered what news could possibly be positive in this situation devoid of all hopes and dreams.
âMy crazy aunt still hasnât come to her senses.â
âHow do you know?â
âBecause the ownership and control over the Fantasy system have almost been passed completely to me. If my aunt were okay, this wouldnât have happened. Even if she regains her sanity now, she wonât be able to do anything.â
âHmmâŠâ
A logical question arose.
If she had taken control of the Fantasy system, why couldnât she find the directorâs hideout?
âAs I said, 69% of the system has been destroyed.â
âOh!â
âBut Iâm sure of one thing. Now my aunt is locked in the Fantasy Institution just like us. After the classroom was destroyed, my auntâs puppet hid somewhere on one of the continents.â
âThen itâs time to go treasure hunting.â
I thought my insurmountable sacrifices were all for naught, but after my cowardly wife explained the situation, I realized there was still hope.
It seemed that luck hadnât left me yet. The President of the Universe was still showing an interest in me.
That wasnât all.
â· Type: Race
â¶ Name: Perfect Deity
â¶ Rank: Mythic
â¶ Mythic 1: Perfect Hero.
â¶ Mythic 2: Perfect Demon Lord.
â¶ Feature 1: Sponsored by Universe Co., Ltd.
â¶ Race 1: Perfect Human.
â¶ Race 2: Perfect Darkness.
My raceâs characteristics had some form of obsession with perfection.
Its arrogant statements about perfection didnât make me uncomfortable, though.
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I felt like it was as meant to be.
âYou are now a deity, after all.â
âAccording to the system?â
âNo. A true deity. From the moment you inherited my fatherâs divine essence, you were already a deity. You were divided and weakened, which prevented you from feeling it. This time, however, another divine trait appeared.â
âPerfect Hero?â
âYes,â said Ssosia, her eyes shining.
âWhat are you doing?â
âMy heartâs beating faster because my husband, whom I considered a cowardly traitor, was able to achieve perfection.â
âHmmmâŠâ
Was that enough to turn my cowardly wife on?
âGods born of nature, such as my father and auntie, are weak, considering they donât have complete control over their innate attributes. Those like you, who became gods by achieving perfection, are different since you reached the pinnacle of excellence through your own efforts. It all depends on what type of perfection one strives for, but only perfection can cope against perfection.
âWhat do you mean?â
âAn imperfect being can never defeat those who became a deity.â
âBecause theyâve reached perfection?â
âYes.â
It was a weirdly logical concept.
Even though I became a deity, I couldnât feel it.
âDo you have any more good news?â
âSure. Look. This is the photo your mom posted yesterday.â
âWhat?!â
I didnât know where Ssosia got the mollanphone from, but I grabbed it and looked at the messages.
‷Mom: Where have you disappeared this time, son? (7:25)
‷Mom: Are you sick? Are you in pain? Tell your mother. (13:47)
‷Mom: Son, Iâll kill you someday! (10:53)
ââŠâ
I didnât reply for a long time, so she was understandably upset.
That asideâŠ
‷Son: Iâm sorry, but I have found the perfect woman, prepared for me by fate, and Iâve fallen head over heels for her. (13:29)
Who was the person sending such stupid messages under my name?
‷Mom: Oh, youâre still alive. (15:34)
‷Mom: Son, is that girl really so perfect that you forgot your mother and my daughter-in-law? (15:36)
‷Son: Sheâs the second most beautiful woman in the entire universe. (15:37)
‷Mom: Whoâ the first? (15:38)
‷Son: You, of course. (15:39)
Did my impersonator have no conscience at all?
My mother might have been a beautiful woman in the old days, but she was by no means the most beautiful woman in the universe.
How could they be so shameless?
‷Mom: My son has finally matured. I love you ℠(15:40)
‷Mom: Whatâs your relationship status? (15:41)
‷Son: I married her. I was drunk, and it happened by accident. (15:43)
Married drunk ?!
I hoped my mother wouldnât believe what this impostor says!
‷Mom: Ah! Well, since itâs already happened, thereâs nothing we can do about it. Donât make her cry and take responsibility. (15:46)
‷Son: Yes. Thank you for your approval. (15:47)
‷Mom: Whatâs the name of my new daughter-in-law? (15:49)
‷Son: Ssosia. (15:50)
Seriously?
‷Mom: Be attentive to Ssosia. (15:51)
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‷Son: Of course. If I dare cheat on her, please hit me as hard as possible with your tennis racket. (15:53)
‷Mom: Will do. Haha! My son has really grown up ^^ (15:54)
‷Son: Thank you for your kind words. (15:55)
âSsosia!â
âDonât yell at me yet, hubby. Just keep reading.â
âWhat the hell are you doing with my account?â
âI reassured your mother, who was angry at you since you were unreachable for ten years. Because of it, she even commended you for growing up.â
âYou cowardâŠâ
âWhat? She found peace of mind.â
âWhat peace of mind⊠Hmm? Wait.â
No matter how advanced science had developed on Earth, a personâs life span couldnât be increased by tens of thousands of years.
However, she was still sending me messages.
I investigated this mystery.
‷Mom: Look at this photo of your little brother when he started elementary school. The Minister of Education is standing in the corner of it. (9:54)
‷Mom: And this photo was taken on the beach during his summer break before entering 2nd grade. Wherever we go on vacation, he always attracts the attention of girls who call him cute. (9:58)
I saw a series of family photos with comments from my mother.
But that was weird.
As my brother grew older, my mother and father seemed to get younger.
Ssosia gave me an explanation.
âItâs only been a century.â
âHmm⊠Have my parents become vampires?â
Judging by their photographs taken in broad daylight, that didnât seem to be the case.
What happened?
âOh! You got it all wrong. One hundred years have passed here in Fantasy, but only ten years have passed on Earth.
âWhat?!â
Tens of thousands of years shouldâve already passed because of the director!
With a grin, Ssosia replied, âSuch a sacrifice was too much for her.â
âWhat?â
âTime is the same for everyone, which means she loses as much time as you do. What do you think wouldâve happened if she had left her position for that long?â
âAh!â
The Perfect Hero was prepared to sacrifice everything, but the First Angel wasnât.
âThatâs really good news.â
My family was still alive.
I was more delighted with this news than with being promoted to Perfect Deity.
My brother didnât make me happy, though!
His expression was like a brooding old man. No matter how hard I looked for it, I couldnât find any cuteness in him.
I couldnât understand why my mom was so obsessed with him.
âThatâs the end of the good news.â
âItâs more than enough.â
In high spirits, I slowly rose from the Demon Lordâs throne.
I was prepared to sacrifice everything, but I didnât lose anything.
No, that was wrong.
I lost Rice Cake and Green Cake.
âAre you going to search for them?â
âNaturally.â
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I wouldnât let go of the director so easily.
â¶ Urgently: Cadet Kang Han Soo! I have very important news!
âWhat? Trainee Teacher has news for me too? Is it good or bad?â
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The Perfect Hero was ready to listen to everything!