Chapter 27

Chapter 27

Chapter 27 – Gaming Black Hole

Translated by juurensha

Edited by Noks

Lots of Weibo and barrage comments, don’t like don’t read

Once the video was posted online, it pretty much left the confines of the entertainment circle at the fastest possible speed.

[@Eating hot pot tonight: Holy shit, fjx’s hair and makeup is amazing! This concept is also too amazing!]

[@I’m just greedy for your body: It seems that when they were stealing the cover before, they didn’t say it would be Lin Mo shooting it ah]

[@My three singles dominate the whole show: I’m  announcing that this year’s top magazine makeup style has appeared, so Bilibili beauty circle, start making reservations for imitation makeup.]

[@Today is also a fishing day: The last part of that video was so wonderful! Was that FJX or PTS?]

[@Creaking and shattered: Ha, me failing to make preparations for this not blowing up was sure enough right. And Lin Mo is awesome!]

[@Abbot of Putuo Temple Site: Shit, Pinot Tree Supreme, you are only 19 years old ah! Mama won’t allow you to be so sexy!]

[@YOyo: Although, the level of this magazine is too unstable ba? I still remember them getting scolded by some fans last month for not being conscientious. Now they managed to see which way the wind was blowing ah.]

[@Number One Court Herald replying to @YOyo: Magazines also need to eat la. If you look at the speed with which these two are gaining fans, as long as the cover is well shot, there’ll be no need to worry about the sales volume.]

[@Holding TingJue’s Big Flag high: Ahhhhhhh, I’m not sober yet, I really can’t go on, how can they film so well ah, they’re both so good-looking, and their voices also sound so good, why are there such perfect people in the world? I’m beginning to talk nonsense wuwuwuwuwu]

[@7654321: Not a fan, but this concept is really powerful. Many of the shots implicitly hint at this, but in fact, the word “imprisoning” at the beginning of the film made it clear that the core point is imprisonment. Cutting in those specific lines from Neruda’s poem and matching it with those scenes greatly changed the atmosphere, giving it a strong sense of sexual tension. The last few lines of Paul’s poem are pretty much infused with soul. Although, are you sure that it was Pei Tingsong reciting the Spanish parts? (Just asking because the Spanish pronunciation is really accurate), and Fang Juexia’s ice-water tone, I really give in; after hearing that voice, I’ll never forget it.]

[@Pinot Tree has ripened replying to @7654321: Yes, yes, yes, I also think it’s a concept of imprisonment. Looking at the materials released up to now, one of them is in the snow, and the other is in a place full of flowers. In addition, there was the word “winter” crooned at the beginning and then the word 'spring” appeared later, so it’s very likely that they’re representing winter and spring respectively.]

[@Beautiful Fine Jewellike Xeriscape replying to @7654321: What kind of immortal description is ice-water tone! Once again, a fan isn’t even as good as a passer-by, abashedly giving you a like!]

[@Happy Little Editor Anna: Was very lucky to take part in the shoot, and both of them were great! This time, almost all the concept plans were put forward by them, and everyone was involved in all those discussions. It was a brand-new work experience. When shooting on location, Juexia was really frozen speechless. However, he said he was going to lie in the snow, so he lay in the snow, and the photoshoot went on for three hours. Moreover, he even ordered hot Ovaltine and pizza for all of us staff members on site. He was pretty much an angel! [Highlight: The narration here was voiced by Xiao Pei and Juexia. The two poems in the narration were selected by Xiao Pei; Xiao Pei is amazing]. They are both really talented. I hope that everyone can view the cover and read the interview soon.]

[@Heaven Will not Tolerate TingJue not getting popular replying to @Happy Little Editor Anna: Thank you, editor Jiejie! What a treasure our TingJue boys are ah! Coordinating both the photoshoot and the narration, they’re too talented!]

[@Please turn off the light replying to @Happy Little Editor Anna: My God, it’s actually really Pei Tingsong and Fang Juexia narrating? Their voices match so well ah.]

[@NeverBetheSame: Wearing so little and shooting in the snow for three hours, really respect, so dedicated.]

[@I only love beautiful people: Shit, isn’t this an officially released CP video? My mind came up with 10,000 words of abusive gay fiction upon watching it. And it’s even been shot by the number one wedding photographer in the circle—Lin Mo, you can’t deceive me.]

[@I love that you are silent: God, it’s Neruda and Paul’s poetry! This video is so good that I, a passer-by, am wriggling with excitement!]

[@There’s nothing more to say: FJX’s face is too beautiful, beautiful enough to make one ignore his anti-materials. It’s no wonder that he is now the number one scandal proof person, and there’s no similar entertainer at present.]

[@If I ship RPS again, I will commit suicide: Back when they had the ‘patting the face with the ticket’ incident at the airport, I didn’t ship it, and later when they had the candy wrapper kiss, I also didn’t ship it. Today I saw this video, and I’ve given up. I’m shipping it, isn’t it enough that I’m shipping it now?]

[@My CP is sending out fluff: I’m so jealous, I’m so jealous, why can someone else’s CP change from the Arctic Circle to a red hot master who is stuffing fluff in the circle within one night!!! I’m really jealous! Mr. Lin Mo, look at my family’s CP ba!]

The stylist was currently blow-drying Fang Juexia’s hair, and was growing more and more fascinated as he kept reading the comments. Suddenly, his cellphone vibrated.

[Kaleido Pei Tingsong: [Cactus emoticon]]

[Kaleido Pei Tingsong: Forward the Weibo post]

It was only then that he remembered the task he was supposed to do. When he slowly opened the forwarding interface, he found that Pei Tingsong had already forwarded it.

[@Pei Tingsong: Imprisoning winter.]

Only after the clothing problem was solved did Pei Tingsong return to the dressing room, and he was currently seated on the outermost seat, separated from Fang Juexia by four people. He took out his cellphone to refresh the Weibo page and saw Fang Juexia’s latest forward.

[@Fang Juexia: Waiting for spring.]

This person was actually quite good at copying homework.

Their forwards quickly attracted a large number of fans, and the video grew even more popular.

[@Putuo Temple Site’s Fine Jewelike Xeriscape: Ahhhhhhh even their captions match so well!]

[@TingJue is real: These double aces really have super good sense! These two captions are so touching! I’ve already automatically filled their voices in my head.]

[Little Official of Beautiful People with Good Hearts: xs, it’s all the work of the copywriting staff.]

[@Beauty of the Flourishing Age Fang Juexia : AHHHHHHH Juexia, mama is coming! Snow elf, look at mama ba!]

….

The commercial shoot lasted for nearly five hours. The attitude of the advertisers and producers towards them was already completely different from before; they had a lot of assistants, their modeling positions were good, and they weren’t even scolded for making mistakes during the shoot. This circle was very realistic, and those who had been ignored before would see it more clearly.

“Hard work, Kaleido la, enjoyed our cooperation!”

After they finished the job and got into the van, Xiao Wen reported the latest schedule to them, after which he started to falter as he said, “By the way, there will be a charity gala in a few days, and you guys are invited. Of course, there will be some other groups there too…”

Other groups? Fang Juexia soon realized that something was going on. He was about to ask when Xiao Wen said, “HighFive is also going.”

“Senior brothers are also going!” Ling Yi’s spirits suddenly rose.

“What are you so excited about ah?” Xiao Wen fastened his seat belt and started the car. “You guys are also going to be going as distinguished guests to your senior brothers’ concert in a few days.”

This sentence made this nest in the car boil up with excitement. Although StarChart was poor, it did really create music and cultivate its artists properly. Therefore, the relationship between the artists in the company was very good, and theirs with their senior brother group HighFive especially more so, for they had taken care of these juniors since their trainee days.

Kaleido used to livestream almost twice a month, but recently they had been too busy, and they hadn’t livestreamed since the New Year’s. During the ride, Jiang Miao logged into the official account of their group’s livestream. Due to the widespread popularity of the promotional materials that had just been released by the magazine, their livestream room was at bursting capacity.

“Good evening ah,” said Jiang Miao, who was sitting in the front seat of the van and holding a selfie stick. “We just finished our work. Can you guys see us clearly?” Saying that, he then asked the driver, “Xiao Wen, can you turn on the lights for us again?”

[AHHHHHHHHH GEGES I’M COMING!]

[We can see! It’s Geges’ beauty that lights you guys up for us!]

“Pfft,” Ling Yi was successfully amused and asked, “What is this advanced rainbow fart hahaha, Gege, am I a light bulb?” His voice was a little hoarse, and he coughed a few times before explaining, “Today’s song recording lasted for the whole morning, so I’ve gotten a duck’s voice now.”

[01 Gege, your OST is on the download list again!! 01 is awesome!]

He Ziyan commented, “A light bulb of the male duck brand.”

[Heart aches for Yiyi]

[Hahaha, as always, Fire Ge is in charge of complaining]

[11 is sandwiched between several pairs of CP every time, he really feels like a light bulb hhhhh]

Fang Juexia sat in the very back. Somehow, he felt and found a candy on the seat cushion, and then examined it in the dim interior light for a long time.

“……White Rabbit candy?” As soon as he was sure of what it was, Pei Tingsong, who was sitting to the side, took it out of his hands, quickly stripped off the wrapper, and tossed the candy into his mouth.

Fang Juexia failed to react in time, his hand still stuck in the posture of holding the candy.

Pei Tingsong stuck his tongue out at him and pressed down on his fluffy fisherman’s hat.

Fang Juexia blinked. He felt that his life had begun to turn into a complete assortment of the different confused reactions he had to Pei Tingsong. He put his hand down, though he didn’t know that the barrage had already started boiling over at this time.

[Did Xiao Pei snatch Juexia Gege’s candy just now?!]

[Pei Tingsong, this bratty kid, what’s up with him?! Hahahahaha I’m laughing to death!]

[I don’t see you eating candy normally ah? What’s in Gege’s hand is more fragrant, right?!]

[Pinot Tree Supreme, I’m laughing to death. When you were doing the magazine shoot, weren’t you so alpha ma, why are you so elementary kid-like now?!]

[AHHHHHHH the magazine! I want to buy it so bad! Quickly let me buy it!]

[Juexia was in a daze just now hhhhh]

[Teacher Yuan, stop listening to the song, quickly look at me!]

Up front, Jiang Miao was chatting with the fans. He and He Ziyan were the group members who always managed to best control the scale and rhythm of a conversation, and they spoke with ease. Ling Yi and Lu Yuan possessed a talent for comedic timing, so they were usually the ones who had the most offers for variety show jobs. Fang Juexia didn’t like to express himself, while Pei Tingsong often slacked off and took it slow, so these two members, who were the best at attracting fans, had to rely on their faces and stage performances to do so. Now, of course, their CP had also become a huge source of popularity.

“The broadcast time of the ensemble show? The first episode of the ensemble show should be released this weekend ba. It’ll depend on our backstage little Ge’s work efficiency, everyone is a bit slow right after the New Year, haha,” Jiang Miao answered the fans’ question, “In fact, I think this ensemble show is quite meaningful.”

He Ziyan quickly got what he meant to say, and added, “Yes, everyone may have already guessed that our new album has also been put on the agenda.”

[AHHHHH A NEW ALBUM!]

In tacit understanding, Ling Yi and Lu Yuan started to make gong and drum sound effects at the same time while sitting in the last row.

[The ventriloquist team is online again!]

Fang Juexia, who was at the very back, gestured with a conductor’s motion of ending a concert while saying, “The End.” However, this situation wasn’t that easy to control, so after his first failure, he coughed again, then pretended like nothing had happened, and tried it once more.

[Hahahahahahaha our little conductor Juexia~]

[Mr. Fang: I’m so tired that I can’t control the little crazy people in my family.]

[It’s so cute how he checks their expressions when he coughs!]

“So,” He Ziyan regained his composure and went on to say, “This time, a lot of the new album’s production process will also appear in the ensemble show, with the exception of some parts that can’t be broadcast.”

The barrage soon went crazy.

[AHHHHHHHH what can’t be broadcast?! Let me seeeeeeeee!]

[I just want to see what can’t be broadcast! No cutting anything out!]

[We’re not lacking for that little traffic! StarChart entertainment! Kaleido! Broadcast it for me!]

Pei Tingsong clapped He Ziyan’s shoulder. “Asking you, what part can’t be broadcast?”

Lu Yuan also followed the rhythm of the group bully and patted He Ziyan’s other shoulder as he repeated, “Yeah, what can’t you broadcast?”

Looking at how the barrage on the screen scrolled even faster, He Ziyan helplessly explained, “The parts I said couldn’t be broadcast are the parts about the new album that need to be kept secret, such as the music, choreography, dance, and stuff. After all, we do have to surprise you guys ma.”

Jiang Miao held back a smile and nodded. “En, this time, all of us have participated in those parts, and we also hope that everyone can witness the birth of this album!”

The streets were a bit jammed, so after chatting on the livestream for a while, these several people began to play the “Expressionless Challenge” game to pass the time.

“Wait!” Ling Yi raised his hand. “Juexia is the best at being expressionless, so for this game, we must exclude him!”

When Fang Juexia heard that they were going to exclude him, he rubbed his face. “It’s not that bad ah, I don’t have facial paralysis.”

[Ah hahahahahahahaaha Fang Juexia, why are you so cute?!]

[FJX is really serious in everything he does oh]

Lu Yuan comforted him, “You don’t have facial paralysis, you’ve just collected too few expressions.”

In any case, they all ruled out Fang Juexia, and assigned him the position of the referee, along with making him the person holding the tasks to be drawn. Although it wasn’t some important task, he was still conscientious, so he shook the stack of notes everyone had written in his hands for a long time before offering it up to everyone to choose.

“Xiao Pei, go first!” Ling Yi said.

He Ziyan said, “It’s time to show your real skills.”

Pei Tingsong clicked his tongue before drawing a piece of paper from Fang Juexia’s hands.

Since Fang Juexia possessed a powerful memory, he immediately knew that things weren’t going to be good.

“What is it? Quickly show me!” Ling Yi grabbed the note from his hand, and suddenly let out a groundhog scream, “Ah!!”

“Eating a lemon!!!

Pei Tingsong had a completely confused expression as he asked, “No, where in the car are you going to get a lemon from?”

“I have some.” Their group leader took out a small box filled with fresh lemon slices from his bag. “I drink lemon water every day, so I bring some along.”

“You even do that?” Pei Tingsong was in despair.

Lu Yuan said, “Come, come, come, send a few comments to the barrage, Xiao Pei is eating some lemon, so old iron bros send a 666 ah!”

Ling Yi shook his head. “If his feelings are deep! Stuff the whole thing in his mouth! If his feelings are shallow! Just lick it!”

Jiang Miao sort of didn’t have the heart to go on and suggested, “I’ll find you the thinnest slice…”

He Ziyan snatched up the box all of a sudden. “That’s no good. I bought the lemons, so I’ll pick!”

“Why is it always you?!” Pei Tingsong grew angry.

Fang Juexia raised his hand and asked, “Is there any punishment for failing?”

Pei Tingsong covered Fang Juexia’s mouth.

“Wuwu…”

[Hahahahahaha with every game segment comes the time for the serfs to turn on the group bully!]

[That moment he covered up his mouth was so alpha ah~]

“Let go of Juexia!” Ling Yi strenuously dragged Fang Juexia out of the other’s grip.

Jiang Miao said while laughing, “How’s this ba, the person who wins in the end will get a reward, but if someone loses, he will not be punished.” After saying that, he then added, “Lest Xiao Pei is left with some lingering trauma.”

Pei Tingsong covered his chest and confessed, “I already have it, captain.”

He Ziyan asked, “Really, how many months has it been around for?”

Lu Yuan added, “Whose is it? Daddy will take you to beat it out!”

[Hahahahahahaha going crazy]

In the car, after this burst of conversation, akin to chaotic chickens pecking each other, the game officially began. He Ziyan deliberately picked a thick slice of lemon for him. “Come on, real men never frown while eating lemons.”

Under heavy pressure, Pei Tingsong put the entire lemon slice into his mouth, and the results were obvious.

He failed in being a real man.

[Hahahahahaha this twisted expresion!]

[Screenshot it, what’s going on, why is it frozen?!]

[ThisIsMeBeingJealous. JPG]

[Juexia just looked from the side and started frowning involuntarily hahahaha]

Pei Tingsong hurriedly started rubbing his face against his own body, which is when Fang Juexia realized what was going on and handed him a napkin with good intentions, allowing him to spit the lemon out.

With a drumroll, Ling Yi announced, “Okay, Pei Tingsong, challenge failed!”

They drew notes again and started up a new game, with Ling Yi, Lu Yuan, and He Ziyan participating in a laughter challenge this time. Seated up in the front, these people played merrily, with Jiang Miao using his iPad to show them the most popular funny video collections online, seeing who could hold his laughter to the end.

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Fang Juexia, who had finished his task by letting the people draw tasks, began to fish around. He leaned forward and earnestly watched the small cellphone screen in front of him, wanting to see what everyone was saying.

[Xiao Pei, weren’t you so handsome when you ate cherries? How come when it’s changed into lemons, you turn into a comedian hhhh]

[hahaha his main gong image was destroyed by a lemon!]

Seeing this, Fang Juexia accidentally let out a laugh.

Pei Tingsong turned toward him, originally wanting to appear a bit fierce, but that lemon had been so sour. “What are you laughing at?”

Fang Juexia chuckled. This time he didn’t shake his head as usual and say “nothing”, and instead looked at him and said, “Laughing at you.”

“What’s so funny?” Pei Tingsong lowered his hat a little, looking just like a rebellious adolescent kid acting cool. Fang Juexia turned his head and looked out of the window, and because of that line in the barrage that made him laugh, he couldn’t help but think of the magazine’s promotional video.

He suddenly turned his head. Pei Tingsong wasn’t too far from him, so Fang Juexia whispered, “When did you record it?”

Pei Tingsong glanced at him. “What’s the matter?”

“Nothing…” Fang Juexia stopped talking for a while, and then asked, “How did you know how to speak Spanish?”

“What are you two clucking and pecking away at behind our backs?” The first one who had lost the laughter challenge, Lu Yuan, turned his head to look at them.

At this moment, Fang Juexia had the feeling of being caught while doing bad things, and with it being so all of a sudden, he was a little flustered. “Ah? No….”

“Juexia Ge asked me why I was so good at speaking Spanish.” Pei Tingsong seemed to be in high spirits, for he suddenly sat up straight while also popping out his collar.

[AHHHHHHHHH FLUFF IS HERE!]

[Xiao Pei, this stinky little kid!]

[What kind of an adorably cute showing-off expression is this ah?! The youngest is really amazing!]

Whoever posed the question like that? Fang Juexia died for no reason; this embellishment was too much.

Ling Yi mimicked the gesture of carrying a microphone with his hand and propped it in front of Pei Tingsong. “Then why don’t you say why?”

Pei Tingsong replied in English, “Because I am a genius.”

The car was full of hissing noises.

With this non-serious answer, everyone soon launched into a new crosstalk program. The car was still moving forward slowly, and the crowded traffic seemed to reflect Fang Juexia’s blocked heart.

All of a sudden, his cellphone vibrated several times.

[Kaleido Pei Tingsong: The nanny who took care of me as a child was of Mexican origin.]

[Kaleido Pei Tingsong: When there was no one else in the house, I would secretly talk to her in Spanish.]

[Kaleido Pei Tingsong: Understood?]

The car moved suddenly, and Fang Juexia’s heart moved along with it. He kept staring at the three messages he had just received, not moving his fingers.

Only after He Ziyan defeated everyone and became the champion of the “Expressionless Challenge” did Pei Tingsong, who was watching the competition and eating melon on the sidelines, feel his cellphone vibrate.

[Just a pretty face: I can’t imagine what you were like as a child.]

He couldn’t help laughing; Fang Juexia had held back for so long, only to come up with such a sentence.

The CP fans in the barrage possessed very sharp eyes, and they just kept staring at the two people who seemed to have no interaction between them.

[Since the game started, Juexia Gege has been looking at his cellphone. Are cellphones more fun than bandmates hahaha]

[Mr. Fang may be watching the livestream on his cellphone]

[Ahhhhhhh Two Fire is the best!]

[Mr. Yuan is too cute hahahahahaha still not managing to get back on his feet after this long]

[Xiao Pei just looked at his cellphone, and he even laughed!]

[Ahhhhh could it be that Xiao Pei and Juexia Gege are chatting secretly?!!! Kswl！]

[CP fans reel it in a bit ba, forcing the idols to read this….]

[AHHHHHHH I DON’T CARE! I’LL SHIP IT AND STRIKE FIRST!]

The group members were having a fun time, and didn’t care much about keeping an eye on the barrage. By the time they did look at the comments carefully, the topic about the cellphones had already scrolled past. However, having just witnessed these two people’s “unusual” behavior during the group game, it was inevitable that these magnifying-glass wearing TingJue girls would add a whole big scene onto it, write a small piece about it, make a post, and then spread it around as fluff.

It was just that even those girls, who had gone crazy while shipping this, didn’t know that this really was the case.

Because Juexia hadn’t participated this whole time, Ling Yi pulled him up again. “We’re still stuck in traffic right now, so let’s livestream some more, and Juexia will also come and play!”

Lu Yuan clapped his hands and suggested, “We haven’t played that game for a long time, the one where two people wear headphones, and while one describes something, the other one has to guess the word!”

“We’ll play that one!” Ling Yi nodded wildly, and started making notes so that everyone would draw the names of their partners.

Pei Tingsong suddenly opened his mouth, “Don’t draw, if you keep doing this drawing thing, I’m going to start drawing and quartering people.” He cleared his throat. “I’ll go with Fang Juexia.”

He Ziyan uttered in a voice full of magnetism, “Wow.”

[This wow is very soulful hahahaha]

Jiang Miao laughed. “Alright ah. Anyway, Xiao Pei was the first one to be eliminated last time, so it’s perfect they play together ba. Come on, put on the headphones.”

Lu Yuan and Ling Yi contributed their noise-cancelling headphones. They chose some dance music, turned the volume up, and only after verifying that they couldn’t hear any outside sounds did they put them on the two chosen people.

[Want to see Two Fire write the prompts!!!]

[Seconded!]

“Satisfying you guys then.” He Ziyan took out his cellphone and spoke, “But in view of our classmate Pei Tingsong’s status of being a gaming black hole, it would be shameful of me to choose a word that’s too hard.” With that, he typed a word, handed it to Pei Tingsong to look at, and then raised it up for the barrage to see.

It was “rapper”.

[Ah, this is so simple! Two Fire has shown mercy!]

[Two Fire showing mercy sounds so strange hahahaha]

[Don’t worry, no matter how simple the prompt is, it will become extraordinary in Pei Tingsong’s hands.]

Pei Tingsong used his hands to flash an OK. After the timer started, he pointed to Fang Juexia before pointing to his own mouth and saying, “Rapper,” he emphasized again, “Rapper!”

Fang Juexia nodded his head earnestly and said, “Rare fur!”

[Hahahahaha what is rare fur?!]

He didn’t know what part of this was making Lu Yuan laugh, but since he was leaning back and laughing nonstop, Pei Tingsong understood that something must have gone wrong, so he said it again, making his movements slower and more obvious this time, and even added an explanation, “English, it’s in English.”

“English rare fur!” Fang Juexia gave a firm answer again.

[Hahahaha, how come this Ge is so serious and funny every time ah]

Pei Tingsong gave up; this prompt was more difficult than he had imagined, so now he tried to explain it in Chinese, “Hip-hop, hip—hop—” He tried to emphasize the shape of his mouth when saying this, in order to make it more obvious.

Fang Juexia’s face showed a puzzled expression “Hip hip? Hip shop!” His face showed a rare expression of excitement, and he quickly looked at He Ziyan and Jiang Miao as he asked, “Hip shop! Am I right?”

Upon seeing his confident expression, Pei Tingsong also thought that they had succeeded. “Yes!”  He stretched out his hand to high-five him, but it was caught by Lu Yuan. “Hey, hey, hey, you’re still playing, and you want to high-five?”

[Hip shop hahahahaha]

[Putuo Temple Site is taking out a loan for a high five hahahaha]

[What kind of beautiful fool is Fine Jewelike Xeriscape!]

[Seriously, they are called TingJue because their hearing is bad ba x]

He Ziyan used his fingers to form an X in front of him, thereby shattering little friend Fang Juexia’s beautiful dream. Fang Juexia’s mouth puckered up, and his recently-found happiness was cleanly swept away.

Pei Tingsong realized that he hadn’t guessed right, and the urge to win swept up in him again. “Hip! Hop!”

“Ha? Ha, what?” Fang Juexia tried very hard to recognize his exaggerated expression.

Ling Yi began to make trouble by interrupting, “Ha, Mount Ali’s girls are as beautiful as pictures ya~”

Pei Tingsong took a deep breath, pointed to himself and said, “I, what am I…” But before he could say the word ‘position’, Fang Juexia, who thought he was proficient at reading lips, stopped him.

“Whose mom am I?”

[Hahahahahahhahaha I’m your mom!]

[Hahahahahahahahaha what kind of deafness is this!]

[Shit, I’m going to start speaking passionately! I love little mom stories!]

Pei Tingsong was about to die from irritation; he was so irritated that he nearly stopped breathing. “Hip hop!” He opened his mouth to the widest extent it would go and repeated, “Hip hop—” Then he stabbed his chest with an intensity equivalent to beating his chest and stamping his feet as he continued, “Hip Hop! What am I? What is Pei Tingsong?”

[He’s frantic he’s frantic he’s frantic he’s frantic he’s frantic!]

Fang Juexia vaguely recognized some of the words out of the long string of words he had just uttered. “Hip….am, no, no….ah….”

Just when he was confused, Pei Tingsong pointed at himself crazily and gave him the last hint he needed.

“I see!”

Fang Juexia suddenly realized something and looked at everyone with a smile. His face was filled with the joy one felt upon handing in their examination paper.

“Hip hip hooray, a Pinot Tree Supreme~”

And he even sang it.