However, it was impossible for Jiang Liannan to sleep peacefully after missing him all night.
He just slept in a daze when the deadly serial call of the old man in the family came.
"Anan, why didn't you go home last night?" An angry voice from the old man of the Jiang family came over the phone. He is more than 60 years old this year and is currently at home: "Tomorrow Wuhou wedding, I heard you don't want to be Best man?"
He and Chen Wuhou's father are old friends, and the two have frequent contacts.
In the past few years, Chen Wuhou's parents have gone abroad to provide for the elderly, and they have rarely seen each other.
Tomorrow, Chen Wuhou will get married. Although he married a young girl from a small family, Jiang Liannan is a peer, and his eldest brother has to give this face to his marriage.
Jiang Liannan was unhappy when he was woken up by the phone. He was even more unhappy when he heard the words of Chen Wuhou and the wedding: "Dad, I'm going to be the best man, aren't you afraid of being killed?" It's true, the old man at home doesn't know. He likes Chen Wuhou.
"Ren Wuhou is married and have children, Anan, can you be more mature?" Old man Jiang is more than a son Jiang Liannan. Their family Anan is the youngest and he is so spoiled at home. It is a trivial thing to like a man.
If Jiang Liannan likes to be by the side, Father Jiang will tie people up to the younger son in minutes and nights, and there is nothing more to say.
But this kid doesn't like who he likes. He just likes the only son in the family friend. The point is that they don't like him yet.
Jiang Liannan couldn't vent his grievances, but when he thought about it, he had just put Chen Wuhou's son to sleep, so he evened it out: "Well, I won't be the best man. It's okay to go to the wedding."
He regretted it as soon as he finished speaking, and he couldn't attend this wedding because there were people he didn't want to meet.
"Dad..."
"Okay, let's just say so. Anyway, you are brothers, and you have to attend this wedding." Old man Jiang felt sorry for his younger son. He sighed secretly and persuaded: "There is a word not I know when to say something wrong..."
"Then don't talk about it." Jiang Liannan was extremely depressed.
"I think I should talk about it." Old man Jiang: "Anan, you have liked Wuhou for so many years. When you were young, you liked him. Dad understands that he is young and handsome." A tall and strong young man, everyone Like: "But he's already running for four now, you're not tired of it..."
"Dad!"
"Listen to me, if I were you, I would look for young and good-looking people, who is better than Chen Wuhou, right? "The old man Jiang was very meaningful, and said: "A man is not very useful after forty, do you understand?"
Jiang Liannan moved his body, still aching, he found that he could not refute, he was indeed a young man. The firepower is stronger.
"Okay, okay, I won't tell you." Thinking of the fierce little fresh meat, I felt uncomfortable.
Jiang Liannan hung up Father Jiang's phone, and he didn't get up until twelve o'clock in the hotel.
He washed his face slowly, and then stood in a daze in front of the mirror: "..." Last night he lied and said that he was 25 years old, and that innocent little fresh meat had no doubts: "..." Tsk tsk, really stupid.
The skin condition is still good, but I have been broken in love these few days, staying up late drinking alcohol, hurting the liver and lungs, and appearing a little haggard.
Jiang Liannan sighed softly, picked up his clothes and put them on.
After he went out, he went to the restaurant he usually goes to for breakfast. His walking and sitting movements made him cautious, not daring to be rash; then he accidentally thought of Chen Shen's tight and strong muscles and his generous and warm chest. , The feeling of pillowing on it is still fresh in my memory.
Jiang Liannan looked melancholy. He took out the note from his pocket. Although he knew he wouldn't be able to call, he still pressed the numbers into his mobile phone one by one.
Remarks on nickname: a secret that cannot be said.
Waiting for the breakfast time, Jiang Liannan logged on to the usual comrade forum to update the log.
A few days ago, Chen Wuhou suddenly posted an invitation. After he wrote a heartbreaking update, the world evaporated.
Now go up and look at it. The bottom of the article is full of comfort and sympathy.
XX A: "God messed up, the male god who has been in love for fifteen years even sent you a wedding invitation. It's really hurtful, oh oh, so sad."
XX B: "This post has been chased a lot. Years, this is the ending! I can't accept it like the
original poster , and I feel so uncomfortable." So-and-so C: "Looking at the original poster's posts, I have always felt that the original poster is a very good person. Now I don't believe in love. a. "
certain D:" he wants to get married let him go, he put down the landlord, one day you will meet Mr. Right, come on, do not be sad, hug. "
certain E:" come on, do not know How can I comfort you? I really feel distressed. We hope you can cheer up, cry a lot, and set sail again, okay." The
Chinese GAY circle is floating all over the place, and there is nothing to rely on. It is the phenomenon in this post. .
The comforting messages are all zeros, because the number of small attacks is scarce, and high-quality attacks can be said to be hard to come by.
There is a section on this forum called Straight Guy Guide.
There are too many zeros, there are no two brushes in the circle, and there is no husband at all.
It's not easy to get out of the singles. Attacking straight men is one way, but it's very difficult.
If you return from the old ID of more than ten years, it is a naked example of failure. People insisted on straight men for more than ten years, and finally got a wedding invitation.
During this period, the straight man has not been married, and the interaction with the host is quite basic. The little zeros once thought that they would achieve a positive result in the end.
The result was still lost to the woman and the child. The original poster is very sad now, he hasn't appeared for two days, so pitiful.
Just when Xiao Lingmen rabbits and foxes are hurting their kind, if you come back, this ID suddenly updates a log.
The title is: "I am in a mess now, I know I shouldn't say it, but I will be suffocated if I don't say it."
Content: Then I will serve the main course directly. A man who had been in love for more than ten years suddenly got married and sent me an invitation. I hate him.
The main course is, this dish may be a bit sweet, I'm afraid you will not be able to eat it.
(Most of Xiao Ling's mentality Jiang Liannan knows very well that they don't care about moral or immoral issues at all. As long as there are young, handsome and tall Xiao Gongs, they can lick them, and they can kneel down and shout to Dad.) The
main course is the object of my sad love. A tall, handsome and capable son who has just turned 20 has fallen asleep.
It's not showing off, I'm afraid now, do you know?
I know the identity of the children, but the children do not know who I am.
Tomorrow night to attend his dad's wedding, I must be sitting at the main table, and he is also sitting at the main table!
I asked what to do when I met, and if someone could solve this problem, I gave him a big red envelope.
This is the end of the post, and the message exploded after it was sent.
A forum with 800,000 to 900,000 registered users, and hundreds of thousands of online users, instantly squeezed Jiang Liannan's posts.
XX A: "Oh my God, young and handsome X has strong ability, and it is not to show off. Tsk tsk, who believes it?"
XX B: "This operation is very shameful, let the building teach you some experience, I also want to be 20 years old handsome little husband. "
XX C:" I just heard your brother come falling out of love, is preparing to write a long article comfort you, your results, you ...... you, I comforted myself now "!!
a Certain D: "Sure enough, it's very sweet, and the kid and husband are also good. Loulou took the opportunity to hook up at the wedding. Once he was born again and again, he would have feelings when he sleeps too much."
So and so E: "Children...sweet to me ." What to do, jealous roar! If I am the host, I will chase him, anyway I have slept, it will not be difficult to sleep again."
If you return, reply to XX D: "Sweet but bitter, sugar is poisonous, I like his dad's People, like children's bodies."
If you come back and reply to XX E: "Chasing an egg, if his dad finds out about this, I will die ugly."
XX F: "I like his body, tsk, the building is very scumbag. If I were his dad, I would definitely not let you go."
If you return and reply to XX F: "Thank you, you will never be his dad in this life, and you will not have such an excellent son."
XX G: "It's like a novel. The plot here is the same, but it's still sweet, huh!"
XX H: "I also want an affair like Loulou, 20-year-old Xiaogong or something, why didn't I meet it."
XX I: "Why? A handsome and tall? Wouldn't it be a 170 and a three-pointed face, just slam the handsome and tall person?"
If you return and reply to XX I: "If you want to make you happy, I can't bear to make you unhappy.
Yes ." Chen Shen had a face, at least eight points, and a height of over 1.85 meters. It must be doubted by this group of people who have not seen a few high-quality attackers.
Even if the photo is on, he will say: "You are looking for the net map?"
Jiang Liannan finished his breakfast. He put away his mobile phone and went to the massage shop. He looked for the leading masseur here and gave him a full body press.
He didn't care about showing the hickeys on his body, these hickeys proved nothing, it just proved that he had a man with strong X ability, it was no big deal.
After doing this, Jiang Liannan answered a call from Qingba and asked him if he would come tonight.
Suddenly I met a little fresh meat, and spent the night on the bed with someone. Now I am tired like a dog, Jiang Liannan at the bar doesn't want to go.
He confessed to the foreman: "I may not be there these days, just watch it."
Then Jiang Liannan went home, went to his old man's room and said hello, went directly to the room and fell asleep.
Li Dong's cell phone did not ring that day. He guessed that Jiang Liannan was afraid of him and regretted it. He is now preparing to turn this off.
[Brothers chat] WeChat group.
Chen Wuhou invited Chen to join the group.
Chen joined the group.
Chen Wuhou: "Dear brothers, this is my son @陈参. He has been studying abroad before, and now he is back to university. Come,
join in and say hello to your uncles." Chen Wuhou: "@冯满堂 This is 满叔, @傅昌殷This is Uncle Yin, @江赖南This is Nan Shu."
Chen Shen: "@冯满堂满叔好, @傅昌殷殷叔好, @江穷南霖叔好, I'm a ginseng, I'm a participating ginseng, Ginseng that is not ginseng [Little Sun]"
Chen Wuhou was taken aback. He had always wanted his son Chen Shen to familiarize himself with his brothers.
But Chen Shen was reluctant to come into contact with him, and his personality developed into the kind of independence of foreign children, and he didn't like to socialize with his parents' friends.
In a blink of an eye, Chen Can turned 20 years old, and Chen Wuhou felt that his son's former petty self-willedness had receded and now he has become very likable.
Feng Mantang: "Oh, ginseng, Uncle Man can finally play with you, your dad should have pulled you out for a
stroll ." Fu Changyin: "@陈参呀, okay, tomorrow your dad's wedding, Uncle Yin will give it to you. You give out red envelopes."
Chen Wuhou: "Many halls, what do you not slip away? You think you are like your Tianbao, raised like a little wolf dog.
Chen Shen: " Thank you , Uncle Yin, for waiting for the red envelopes. "
Feng Mantang: "Hahaha, really good, Uncle Man will give you a red envelope tomorrow." "
Chen Shen: "Then I also thank Uncle Man [naughty]"
Jiang Liannan was lying on the bed, looking at the naughty expression with a dull face, his mood was complicated and his butt was aching.
If it hadn't been for the power of Chen Ginseng last night, he might treat Chen Ginseng as a child like everyone else, chatting about the daily routine, and then giving out red envelopes.
Jiang Liannan: "Why can I be Uncle Lian? Just call me Uncle Nan. I will send you a red envelope tomorrow."
Jiang Liannan has modified this line for a long time, and he only dares to look at the right and see that there is no problem. Issued to.
Across the Internet, no one knows anyone.
As for tomorrow's wedding, there is an old Chinese saying that the boat will go straight to the bridge.
Chen Shen: "Thank you, Uncle Lian."
Jiang Liannan: "..." Gritting his teeth, this child is really naughty, reminiscent of his heroic posture on the bed.
No, you can't think about it all the time.
In the future, I will be a pair of harmonious and friendly uncles and nephews.
Chen Shen: "Okay, Uncle Nan."
Jiang Liannan: "..." In fact, he is pretty good, reminiscent of his heroic posture on the bed.
Oh my god, want to die.
At this time, retreat is the kingly way, and if you continue to talk, something might happen.
Chen Wuhou: "Fourth old, at the wedding tomorrow, if you are not the best man, I will not force you, but you can't help but attend, my brothers are four, and no one is missing."
Feng Mantang and Fu Changyin chose to peek at the screen. Feelings cannot be forced. They are not easy to intervene.
Jiang Liannan: "I'm not the best man. I will attend the wedding."
Chen Wuhou: "That's good. Now you are the only brothers who are not married. I don't urge you to do anything. I just hope you will have a good time. do not torment yourself, "
Jiang Nan pity:" now you busier than I, but also a wife and a child, and worry about your own business I am a man eat the whole family hungry, cool day than you. ".
glimpse of a few screen All of them could be seen, Jiang Liannan was suffocating in his heart and spoke to Chen Wuhou secretly.
Chen Wuhou: "Okay, it's nice, and you're right, my wife and children, life is really not as good as when I was young, the fourth child, we are all old, I hope you are considerate."
Jiang Liannan: "Bah , The old one is you, not me, I am eighteen years old."
Chen Shen: "So narcissistic."
Feng Mantang: " Chen Shen, your uncle Nan is the most narcissistic."
Jiang Liannan: " @陈参, don't you believe it?" He was secretly refreshed, you little idiot, you didn't foolishly believe in the evil of your uncle last night.
Chen Shen: "I don't believe it, unless you send the photos."
Jiang Liannan: "No, there are still people in the group. Whoever of you sends me photos cheaply, who I am anxious to you."
Chen Shen: "Okay, Nan I don't need to post my uncle."
Others in the group who watched the screen really wanted to be cheap, but thinking that Jiang Liannan was in a bad mood these days, it would be better not to provoke him.
Jiang Liannan sighed in his heart, he thought to himself, my good entrants, your uncle Nan feels bitter, can't send photos to you, you don't want to see me in your whole life, otherwise the consequences will be disastrous.
Chen Shen: "Uncles, then I'll go to bed first, the jet lag has not reversed when I just returned to China."
Jiang Liannan edited a line in the edit column and deleted all of it.
Feng Mantang: "Participate, add a friend with your uncle, and keep in touch later."
Chen Shen: "Okay, I'll add you."
Li Dong opened the WeChat business cards of several uncles and sent out friend applications one by one.
"..." Jiang Liannan looked at the consent button, his hair was so tangled that he was about to fall out, and he couldn't press it anyway.
Put your finger on the refusal side, my God, this is even harder.
He thought for a while and agreed, and then waited for Chen Shen to say hello to himself.
When the time comes, he can reply: Didn't you say jet lag, go to bed obediently.
However, when he fell asleep by himself, Chen Shen's text messages never came in.
After everyone added friends, the WeChat group became quiet.
Until 11 o'clock in the evening, Jiang Liannan posted a circle of friends: "I slept too much during the day, and I couldn't fall asleep at night."
Set someone to be visible.
He felt that he was sick, and he was very sick, and he needed a little comfort from the children to sleep well.
Chen Shen: "Uncle Lian, still not going to bed so late?"
Jiang Liannan: "Call me Uncle Lian again?"
Chen Shen: "Uncle Nan."
Jiang Liannan: "Good, Uncle Nan can't sleep, maybe during the day. Too much."
Chen Shen: "I just woke up and went downstairs to eat something."
Jiang Liannan: "Eating late at night makes it easy to get fat." For more than ten years, he has been used to staying in shape and doesn't eat snacks at all at night. night.
Chen Shen: "I'm still growing, Uncle Nan."
Jiang Liannan: "..." He saw those words, his heart was rippling, and the white flowered picture appeared in his mind last night, and he couldn't stop it. .
The 20-year-old boy is indeed still growing. According to Chen Shen's current height, he can grow at least two or three centimeters taller.
Chen Shen: "Uncle Nan, if you can't sleep, do you want me to read some bedtime stories for you?"
Jiang Liannan couldn't control his fingers at all, he typed in shamelessly: " Yes ." Then immediately click to send : "!!!" I regretted it in a mess, can I withdraw it!
I don't want to hear the low magnetic voice of children at all.
"Then I'll look for it, Uncle Nan wait a moment." From this message, Li Dong used voice input.
"..." Jiang Liannan opened his eyes blankly. He has only one feeling at present, that is, he is pregnant with his ears being fucked.
While I really didn't want to listen to this crisp and rippling sound, I got up to find my own high-definition headphones, looking forward to the little bedtime story that the children would read to themselves.
Well, what's going on with this mentality of waiting for a hug without being naked is so shameful.
Li Dong said in his gentle and low voice: "In a very deep, deep seabed, there is a majestic castle with six mermaid princesses living in it. They are all very beautiful.
Especially the youngest princess, she keeps the golden color. Her long hair is more beautiful than her sisters. She likes to hear her sisters talk about many new things on the sea. Therefore, the little princess often thinks that one day she can go to the sea to see by herself..."
A voice bar is about 30 seconds. Around the clock, Jiang Liannan knew that this was the story of the little mermaid.
I've seen it before, and I feel so idiot.
It sounds so beautiful now, this story is touching, romantic and poignant.
The sound of reading the story is full of the smell of the ocean, and people who listen to the story can imagine a picture when they close their eyes: the beautiful and cute little mermaid, she sings on the beach, waiting for her prince with joy.
"..." Although it was beautiful, Jiang Liannan was depressed when he heard it in the second half. This is a BE story. The other party actually read the BE story to himself, what kind of mentality.
Li Dong: "The mermaid princess shouted, no! No! The prince, I saved you! The prince heard the voice of the little mermaid..." In the
original story, the prince never heard the voice of the little mermaid, he and other girls married.
This ending can be said to be a torture comparison. Li Dong himself does not wait to see this ending. The story he read to Jiang Liannan is the HE version. In the end, the little mermaid and the prince lived a happy life.
Jiang Liannan was extremely surprised, because he did not expect that Li Dong would change the ending of the story and forcibly change it into the HE version, but he listened very well and was super healing.
I feel that this is the real end of the story, and the original is a copycat.
Chen Shen: "Uncle Lian, the story is over, are you asleep?"
"Not Uncle Lian..." Deleted: "Don't call me Uncle Lian..." Deleted: "Well, the story is not bad, this story What is your name?" Click to send immediately.
Chen Shen: "Uncle Lian doesn't know? This story is called the story of a mermaid, Andersen's fairy tale. I think everyone knows it."
Jiang Liannan rolled his eyes while hiding in the bed, and he thought, really, since everyone knows it, You are blatantly tampering with the ending, who will you coax you?
"It turned out to be Hans Christian Andersen's fairy tale. I'll buy a copy of it another day and have a look." Hum, expose your lie.
Chen Shen: "Don't buy it. If you want to
read it, I'll give you a copy." Jiang Liannan: "Alright, I'm afraid to buy the copycat version." The BE endings are the copycat version, the healing version that children read It is genuine, he said.
Chen Shen: "Hmm, what I sent you is genuine." Then he sent a second message: "Uncle Nan, it's late now, go to bed."
Jiang Liannan: "Good night." My God , Such a gentle and innocent child, doesn't the other party think Andersen's fairy tales are very unpopular?
Chen Shen: "Good night, Uncle Nan."
Jiang Liannan couldn't stand it anymore. He immediately posted a circle of friends with the picture of The Little Mermaid in his circle of friends: "It turns out that someone can be so gentle, because I don't want me to see the ending of BE. The key to preventing me from reading a certain book is...this book is already rotten, kid."
The father who set someone and someone is not visible.