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Pieces of the asphalt road blew up into the air, cars swerved and bumped into each other, pedestrians raised screams.
"LET ME RIP THEM OOOOOFF!"
A uniform with the chest area torn wide open. A devilish expression. A swaying ponytail. A flat chest.
The boob ripping womanāsāNagumoāsāroars echoed throughout Shinonomeās evening air as she pursued us.
"Hey Furuya Haruhisa! It looks like weāre causing quite the mess here! Is this really okay!? Nobodyās died right!?"
Since I asked Soya to make preparations for intercepting the boob ripping woman, about thirty minutes had passed.
Karasuma and I continued to desperately weave around the cityās streets while dodging the boob ripping womanās attacks.
Inevitably, the city had beared some damage. Karasuma and I were also running out of energy and I feared we were going to reach our limit soon.
There was also one more thing that was about to reach its limit.
"Hmph? Th, thisā¦ Hey! Furuya Haruhisa!"
Karasuma raised a voice mixed with confusion and delight. I looked over and saw Karasumaās super boobs shriveling and deflating like balloons losing air. It looked like the shape-shifting talismans had finally reached their time limit.
"Well, thereās nothing we can do now that the talismanās effect has worn off! Itās impossible for me to be bait now, isnāt it!?"
Iāve finally gotten off the death road to hell! But now the cityās going to suffer harm! But thereās nothing I can do about the talisman expiring, nothing I can do!āwas what Karasumaās face said.
Taking into consideration Karasumaās complicated feelings, I pulled a talisman out from my pocket.
"Iāll give you my shape-shifting talisman."
"Consider it an extension of the time limit. I need you to shape-shift another pair of super boobs."
"W, why the hell would I do that!? You think I can deal with being monster bait again!? HAAH!? Youāre a son of a bitch, Furuya Haruhisa!"
"Thereās no choice! The only reason the city still hasnāt suffered any major damage is because sheās completely focused on you!"
"Then why donāt you grow the super boobs yourself!?"
"I donāt really mind but itās impossible to stop in the middle of the road right now, you know? In the end, weāll still be targeted by her together."
Karasuma growled in frustration.
"No need to fret. Even if you get killed by her, Iāll probably die with you."
"You think I want to commit a double suicide with a man!? Iād rather die together with a pretty girl wrapped up in bondage with a vexed expression on her face!"
Karasuma screamed as she snatched the talisman from my hand behind her and shape-shifted another pair of super boobs on her chest.
I didnāt know if she was being desperate or stupid but her super boobs looked like they were two times bigger than before.
How the hell was she going to drive with those watermelons on her chestā¦? Were we going to be okayā¦?
I received a call from Soya on my phone.
"Are you still alive Furuya-kun!?"
"Yeah, somehow or anotherāTURN RIGHT!āhowās the situation on your side, SoyaāTURN LEFT NOW KARASUMA!"
I talked to Soya while shouting out instructions to Karasuma on how to dodge the boob ripping womanās next attack.
"Things are going well, Iāve managed to get their cooperation! Weāre currently making preparations to intercept her at the Shinonome Municipal Stadium, itās located on the outskirts of the city!"
"All right! We only have about thirty minutes left before the talisman wears off so make sure everything is ready by then!"
"I understand! Iāll do my best!"
Great! We finally had a goal set for this hellish game of tag.
"Hey Karasuma, did you hear that? We only need to get to the stadium so hold on for just a little longerā"
"GYAAAAAAAAAH!? THESE DAMN BOOBS ARE BLOCKING THE ROADā"
I looked over and saw Karasumaās super watermelon boobs bouncing around from the strong wind slamming violently against her from the front. The melonsā billowing undulations completely obstructed her view of the road.
"What the hell are you doing!?"
My voice couldnāt help turning slightly shrill from the comical and dangerous sight in front of me.
"Itās not my fault! Itās not my fault! Itās these stupid boobsā fault!"
"Werenāt you the one who threw a tantrum earlier by making your boobs needlessly large!?"
With her vision obstructed, Karasumaās driving degraded in the blink of an eye.
The motorcycle wobbled left and right as it slowed down. It looked like we were about to wobble ourselves into the oncoming lane at any moment.
However, the scariest thing was,
The pressure being emanated by the boob ripping woman drawing closer from behind us was clearly increasing.
The voice which had been repeatedly screeching "LET ME RIP YOUR BOOBS OFF" had gone quiet and now only the ominous sound of something being torn from the ground could be heard.
I turned around fearfully to see the boob ripping woman stop to lift a vending machine. She then swung the vending machine in a large arc with the pitching form of a professional baseball player.
There was no way we could dodge that with Karasuma currently driving worse than a drunk.
"Hey Karasuma! Do you feel anything when you touch those stupidly big boobs!?"
"Heh? N-no, theyāre basically like papier-mache so I donāt feel anythingā¦"
"Then there shouldnāt be any problem if I do this!"
I grabbed handfuls of Karasumaās super boobs from behind her and squeezed as hard as I could.\n
"NGYAAAAAAA?! Where the hell, do you think youāre squeezing Furuya!"
"Thereās no other way!"
I grabbed onto her super boobs and held them down so they would stop blowing around in the wind.
"I donāt feel anything, I donāt feel anything! However, my instincts are still screaming that this is absolutely unacceptable! Remember that if you make it back alive! Prepare yourself, pervert!"
"Thatās only if we get out of this alive!"
While continuing to make sure Karasuma had clear sight of the road, I turned around.
VRUUUUM! The vending machine launched by the boob ripping woman spun rapidly in the air as it shot towards us.
"AAAAARGHH! Just knowing that my boobs are being molested by a man gives me goosebumpsā!"
As soon as Karasuma shifted our motorcycle left, the vending machine whistled through the spot we had just been at.
Yes! We dodged it! Just when I was inwardly rejoicingā
The vending machine crashed into the ground at a tremendous speed, splattering its goods all over the place.
The ground rapidly became littered with large numbers of unopened cans and plastic bottles. There was no way a two-wheeled vehicle like our motorcycle was going to be able to drive through those!?
"Shit!? Furuya, Iām going to turn right!"
At Karasumaās signal, I leaned my body to the left. As we both leaned left to offset the sudden centrifugal force, Karasuma made a sharp right turn into a side alley to avoid having to drive through the vending machine innards which were blocking the road.
This caused our speed to drop considerably. The silent killing intent approaching from behind us rapidly closed the distance.
Karasuma immediately stomped on the accelerator to increase our speed, howeverā
"Another vending machineās coming! Make a big turn right!"
Perhaps the initial attack had gotten her warmed up since the boob ripping woman quickly began launching numerous vending machines at us without stopping.
Each time a vending machine exploded and covered the road in bottles and cans, we were forced to change our current route and our speed dropped.
"Nagumo is not going easy on us at all, is sheā¦?"
From her repeated attacks, I could feel her strong desire to "kill all big boobs".
"KILLā¦KILL ALL BIG BOOBSā¦"
Nevermind, I didnāt just feel it, I could even hear her saying it. The boob ripping woman advanced on us while whispering her raison dāetre. This was the determined advance of the flat-chest.
However, we ourselves were determined to not get caught.
I rode through the streets of Shinonome in the humiliating posture of sitting in the backseat of a girlās motorcycle while squeezing her boobs from behind as we headed for the stadium where Soya and the other exorcists were waiting for us.
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