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Nine distinguished and long-established families held tremendous influence over Japanâs exorcism industry.
Among the most famous were Kuzunoha the Fox Spirit Family and Soya the Shikigami Family.
"Although Iâm might still be inexperienced, a bit of a dunce sometimes, and still canât handle shikigami very well yet⌠itâs simply not possible for my familyâs shikigami to disappear on their own once activated."
"Everything had been rather chaotic at that time since I was on the verge of being shaken off, so I wasnât able to see what happened. However, Iâm certain that you did something. It must have been you who exorcised my shikigami."
"âŚas I said, thatâs a misunderstanding."
Despite everything Iâd said, Soya remained completely convinced that I had a hidden ability.
The spontaneous disappearance of a shikigami taken out from her familyâs home was apparently improbable to such an extent.
What was I supposed to do now? At this rate, it was going to be difficult for me to play dumb for much longer⌠As I was struggling to find a way out of this predicament,
"âŚso you still intend on playing dumb. Well thenâ"
Soya took out four talismans from her uniformâs pocket and threw them into the air as she formed a hand seal.
"Iâll force you to fess up!"
Bohn! The talisman was wrapped in smoke as it changed shape. A shikigami then appeared in the form ofâa two-headed girl. There was also a red bird, a blue dragon, a white tiger, and a green tortoise. These shikigami seemed to be a liberal anthropomorphic interpretation of the four cardinal directionsâ gods and together with the two-headed girl, they rushed simultaneously through the air towards me.
"Even though I might be a dunce, I can still properly control first-ranked shikigami!"
"You! What the hell do you thinkâŚ"
I tried to escape but ended up being surrounded by shikigami from all sides. And then,
"Gyaaaah!? Stop it, stop it!"
"Tickle tickle" "Brush brush" "Youâll feel better after being brushed" "Rawrâ"
The shikigami tickled my sides and neck ferociously as they spoke. I tried peeling them off and tugging on their heads but their strength was slightly superior to a childâs, which wasnât something to be scoffed at. Although they were first-ranked, there were more than four of them sticking to me at the same time so I was heavily outnumbered.
"If youâre the Furuya-kun who defeated a fourth-ranked shikigami, this much should be nothing."
As I wriggled around while laughing helplessly, Soya locked the practice room from the inside to seal off my escape route.
"If you continue trying to stubbornly hide your power⌠then what do you think will happen first Furuya-kun, my spirit power running out or you dying of laughter?"
This bitchâ⌠does she want me to reveal my ability and join her team that badly?
Although I didnât know why she was so insistent on getting a powerful teammate⌠fine, Iâll show her.
Before I came here, I had settled on not using my trump card since I thought there was no way it could work against someone who sent such shameless blackmail.
However, I changed my mind after seeing Soya blushing as she said, "Juice made from 100% breast milk".
In spite of her odd psychic ability, Soya Misaki seemed to not be very comfortable with perverted things. So what would happen if I showed her climax exorcism?âI thought about it and decided to take the gamble.
"Okay, fine, I admit it."
While enduring the tickling, I shouted at Soya.
"Itâs true that I have an exorcism ability. But look, could you possibly call this exorcism!?"
I took off my silver crucifix bracelets.
Heat seeped into my hands and I felt an uncomfortable sensation in my eyes.
Strange points of light emerged on the bodies of the shikigami who tickled me from all directions. Although their bodies were covered by cute outfits, the light was easily visible even from above the clothing.
I thrust my fingertips into those glowing spotsâtheir pleasure pointsâfrom on top of their clothes as if I were pressing on a pressure point. Instantly,
Tremble, tremble, tremble!
The shikigami twitched and rolled towards the ground, wobbling and tumbling while raising sweet voices.
Even after crashing down, the shikigami continued to stick out their tongues and drool while swaying their hips, spurting fluid from their crotch area. It was a mystery where they got the fluids from.
When Soya saw this, she went rigid for a few seconds, not knowing what had happened.
In front of the shikigami who were revealing such unbecoming appearances, she turned boiling red all the down to her neck.
"W-what, how can this be? My shikigami donât have such a weird functionâŚ"
Hiding her reddened face behind her hands, Soya was at a loss for words as she fell into a panic.
Just as I thought. Soya was not comfortable with perverted things.
By the way, I was also not very good at dealing with this kind of stuff. I was sure that my face was as red as Soyaâs. While averting my gaze from the shikigami shivering on the ground with ecstatic expressions and the bright red Soya, I continued,
"Itâs this kind of power. Try going around exorcising spirits this way. It wonât be just me, anyone who teams up with me will also be scorned by everyone as pervert psychics. Just give up on me and look for someone else."
I rewound my crucifix bracelets and sealed my ability.
After unlocking practice room number fiveâs door, I began to leave.
Soya pulled on my sleeve, shaking with a bright red face.
Soyaâs eyes were filled with tears, probably from shame, as she turned her face away from me with all her might.
"I-I think I understand how it works. Since sexual climax can be considered yang energy, you made it explode from inside the shikgamiâs spirit bodies, which are made of yin energy⌠so itâs that kind ability!?"
Soya analyzed the situation desperately as she watched her shikigami disappear quietly into thin air.
"I think⌠that with this ability, you could take down even the most powerful evil spirits with just one hit. H, hehehe, I knew my feelings were right. So letâs get started on our journey to success!"
Was she being serious? This girl.
She was already this flustered just from the climax of a little two-headed shikigami.
Her teary face made it seem like she was about to blow a fuse.
She definitely wouldnât be able to stand the sight of an evil spirit in the form of an ordinary woman climaxing, much less an old manâs spirit climaxing.
I wasnât kidding, giving an old man a climax exorcism was without a doubt, an absolutely traumatic and horrifying experienceâŚ
I had already almost forgotten that I was trying to escape Soyaâs team invitation and asked her curiously,
"Why do you care so much about becoming successful?"
So much so that you even bothered to invite someone like me who only had a gag ability like climax exorcism.
Soya then turned her face down and placed her fingers over her eyes which were full of tears.
She took off what looked like contact lenses and then suddenly raised her face,
"Itâs so I can break my eyes free from this wretched curse!"
In her eyes which were moist with tears.
Large pink hearts floated.\n