The person who won the masturbation contest was none other than our mercenary captain, Jacquerie. He managed to finish within 15 seconds. No one could possibly beat his vigor. The title of was bestowed upon Jacquerie. What an honor.\n
The next day, the Baronetâs face remained serious even as we left the village. Once his people noticed their lord was quiet, they did their best to lighten up the mood. They came all the way to their village entrance in order to give us a grand farewell.
Four days had passed since we resumed our nights on the Empire Road again.
âYour Highness, he isnât like your average boy.â
Jacquerieâs voice was filled with excitement and his face was red.
âWho are you referring to?â
âI am talking about the boy Your Highness left in my care. I swear on the Goddess that I have never met such a talented individual. You teach him one thing, and he learns ten. Teach him ten things, and he learns a hundred. That boy was undoubtedly born to become a fighter!â
For someone who would always act stern, Jacquerie was getting all worked up.
I gave him a small smile.
âHm. Is he that impressive?â
âYes. It would not be enough to simply call him a genius. He is like a mercenary who had once mastered swordsmanship learning to hold a sword again after not doing so for a long timeâŚâŚ. It is like he is remembering the things he once knew how to do in the past. In any case, his skills are astounding.â
I handed the task of educating Luke to the mercenaries.
The mercenaries reacted halfheartedly at first. I had basically brought a boy who looked like a beggar and was supposedly the survivor of a slash-and-burn village and told them to teach him swordsmanship. They didnât understand why I would give them such a task nor did they feel the motivation to carry it out.
âSwordsmanship isnât something you become accustomed to after a single night.â
âI am not sure what Your Highnessâ intentions are, but we will do it since you are telling us to.â
That was their general mood back then.
They were already feeling tired since the mercenaries would stand at guard at the front. There was no way to know when or where bandits might attack us. They were suddenly also given the task to teach a child, so even if they didnât complain to me openly, this mustâve felt incredibly bothersome to them.
The first day.
Luke was left with the youngest member of the mercenary brigade. They had basically handed the bothersome luggage to their newest member. They were ordered to do it, so they intended to carry it out, but they didnât understand the reason. This was their way of complaining to me.
âHey, kid. Try giving this a swing.â
The youngest dwarf tossed Luke a sword. It was a cheap wooden sword.
Luke tilted his head.
âA sword?â
âIf youâre a man, then you should know how to protect yourself.â\n
âEh, thatâs bothersome.â
The dwarf glanced at me. I was watching them out of the corner of my eyes from a fair distance away. The dwarf was really giving off a âthis is seriously bothersomeâ mood.
I drank some grape vinegar diluted in water and gave him a bright smile. Do what I say.
The dwarf let out a sigh.
âItâs more bothersome for me, you brat.â
âWhy do we have to do it when itâs bothersome for both me and you? If someone who doesnât feel like doing something does a bothersome task, then it would just feel even more bothersome.â
âYouâll probably learn this when you grow up, but thereâs nothing that isnât bothersome in the world. Waking up every morning is bothersome as well.â
The dwarf lightly hit Lukeâs forehead.
âLetâs say, for example, a wolf or a bandit suddenly attacked you. What would you do?â
âA-A wolf?â
There was clear fear in the boyâs face.
âY-You guys can protect me!â
âOf course we will, but this is a hypothetical. Thereâs no guarantee that you will truly be safe at all times if we protect you. What if we miss a single wolf? And what if that wolf goes after you of all people? Hm? Are you going to show sympathy for the wolf since he managed to survive the cold winter and offer him a bite of your chest?â
âUuugh.â
Just thinking about it seemed to terrify him as Luke blocked both his ears. The boy was very expressive with his body gestures. Watching the way he behaved was enough to keep me entertained.
âBrat, you should learn while Iâm still in a good mood. Your little sister is bedridden right now, so you should also learn how to protect her while youâre at it.â
âUghâŚâŚyouâre right. I have to protect Daisy.â
Luke seemed to finally gain the motivation to learn as he picked up the wooden sword.
Referentially, Luke believes that we are a part of the Emperorâs army. We were patrolling the area and we coincidentally came upon Lukeâs village being attacked, so we helped them. Another unit was taking the slash-and-burn villagers to a new village, while our group was put in charge of taking care of Luke since we discovered him lateâŚâŚthis was the scenario.
Why would a unit under the Emperorâs direct command wander around these sticks? It was a ridiculous lie.
The 11-year-old Luke seemed happy just to be able to travel together with soldiers.
Should I say that he had an incredibly natural demeanor as a kid? Was it because his little sister, who was younger than him by a year, acted in a mature way that far surpassed her actual age? Lukeâs reaction was natural, but it felt weirdâŚâŚ.
âWell, itâd be terrifying in its own way if there were two Daisys.â
Daisy grit her teeth and glared at me even as her flesh was torn open and her heart was engraved on. One child like this was more than enough in the world. \nLuke swung the wooden sword sloppily. He was clearly swinging a sword for the first time in his life.
âI-Is it like this?â
âYeah. From top to bottom. Thatâs right, like that. Spread your feet apart. Good.â
âLike this?â
âYeah. Youâre doing good. Now try doing a hundred swings like that.â
The dwarfâs tone was overflowing with laziness.
He would make Luke practice his swings every time we stopped to take a break. It was a simple movement that only made him move his sword up and down, and even a layman would know that this was the most fundamental of fundamentals.
Well, a journey of a thousand miles must begin with a single step. It should be fine to let them proceed at this pace.
I stopped paying attention to them and discussed with Jacquerie about our destination.
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The sun was bright on the second day.
I had the privilege of sleeping in the carriage. The carriage had a powerful enchantment on it, so it should be more than enough to defend against attackers in the rare chance they were to appear. I wanted to rest with the soldiers, but both Jacquerie and Jeremi asked for my consideration since this was a matter of escorting me.
I wasnât the only one in the carriage as Daisy was also with me. However, she had yet to open her eyes even once ever since the surgery ended. Even now, she was laying in a corner of the carriage like a corpse. According to Jeremi, she was going to require at least two more days before waking up.
My traveling companions had already finished making breakfast by the time I came out of the carriage. They had made soup on top of a campfire. They had cooked a proper meal with flour and butter. This would be considered a luxury for beggars.
âYouâre cooking tomorrow, understood?â
âFine, fine. Youâre taking quite the stance after creating a simple soup.â
Jacquerie and Jeremi ate their meals while growling at each other. The two leading members of our group were even bickering about something like who was going to make the meals. It seems that the mercenaries were in charge of todayâs breakfast.
âSheesh. You nitwits, why are you trying to bite each other over something as simple as putting water into a pot and boiling it?â
Both Jacquerie and Jeremi turned to look at me at the same time once I reprimanded them. They both had serious looks on their faces. Both Jacquerie who naturally has a crude-looking face, and Jeremi whose face was half-burned, so they were a bit scary.
âMy apologies, Your Highness, but this is a matter between dwarves and elves.â
âThat is correct. The history of the division 3,000 years ago is at stake here.â
ââŚâŚ.â
History of the division 3,000 years ago my ass. Have they gone insane?
\nâNow then, Rekan, speak. Why are you saying that you cannot take care of Luke?â
âThank you for generosity, Your Highness. I will keep it short and simple. That child is far beyond me.â
âFar beyond you?â
The young dwarf nodded.
âYes. At first, I thought he had a lot of stamina because he was raised on a mountainside. I also figured he had a good head on his shoulders despite being a kid. However, I gradually became more and more certain and came to a conclusion after watching over him late into the night.â
âWhat did you conclude?â
âYour Highness, that boy is a genius.â
The young dwarf looked awkward as he said that.
âThese sort of people appear very rarely. People who were born for the sole sake of holding a sword. This boy is a prime example of this. I only taught him how to swing down and swing down at an angle, but he has already figured out how to balance his legs, chest, head, and arms.â
âHuh?â
Jacquerie frowned. This wasnât an act this time. He was genuinely taken aback by the young dwarfâs statement.
âWhat are you saying, Rekan? You arenât lying because you donât want to do something bothersome, right?â
âJeez, Sir Jacquerie. Even if I did go insane, why would I do something like that?â
The young dwarf got frustrated and changed his tone.
âIf you want, then you can try teaching him yourself. I was also uncertain about it before, so I tried testing things out all night.â
âBalancing oneself is not something that can be done with talent alone. It is something you gain naturally by practicing and training numerous times. How could a mere human childâŚâŚ.â
âAh, thatâs why I pretended to be insane to report this to His Highness. Even I donât want to interfere with His Highnessâ breakfast. The others are already glaring daggers at me over there.â
I glanced behind the young dwarf and the other mercenaries gathered at the clearing were all looking this way. The fact that none of them was uttering a word made it seem like they intended to beat up the youngest once he returned.
The young dwarf shook his head and let out a sigh.
âHonestly, this was a downplayed report as well. From what I can tell, that bratâŚâŚI think heâs circulating mana throughout his body through his breathing.â
âWhat, mana?â
Jacquerieâs voice went a note higher.
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TL Note: Thanks for reading the chapter. Luke seems like quite the generic MC of a story. Thank God he isnât the main character of this story :^). There really isnât much else to comment about in this chapter. I just want to see more of Jeremi and Daisy at this point. Letâs hope we get to see more interactions with them soon.