Barbatos collected her whip as she spoke. My body trembled as I pulled up my pants after being forced into experiencing some SM play. It stung a lot when my pants reached my rearâŠâŠ.
âA meeting?â
âOld man Marbas, the whore slut, and me, he wants a meeting with the three of us.â
Whore slut was referring to Paimon. Barbatos must not have been satisfied with just calling Paimon a whore as she decided to put the words whore and slut together. I chuckled as I responded.
âDonât go. Marbas is going to try to act as a mediator between you and Paimon. Thereâs no reason for you to go right now. If you wait a little longer, youâll be at more of an advantage.â
âHm.â
The meeting has to be held not when the 2nd legion arrives, but when the 3rd legion, 4th legion, and the 5th legion all arrive.
The more Demon Lord armies present, the harder it will become for the Mountain Faction to coordinate with the Habsburg Empire. The Demon Lord army and the Habsburg Empire are still enemies, after all. This will make things absurdly troubling for the Mountain Faction thatâs a part of the Demon Lord army and also the human empireâs allyâŠâŠ. On the other hand, this will give our Plains Faction more of an advantage.
âThen weâll just wait.â
âYeah. Time is on our side.â
We decided to wait comfortably.
Like this, several days had passed. The Demon Lords of the Plains Faction became more relaxed as well. They walked around the encampment casually as if the time they were mulling over whether âwe should fight honorably or, although itâs cowardly, survive for nowâ was in the distant past.
In particular, Brother Beleth would often be seen grinning. Similar to the time when we were in the lord of Brandenburgâs castle, he would occasionally hold small banquets with a few other Demon Lords. Drinking in the middle of our campâŠâŠwell, itâs fine as long as they keep it in moderation.
Nonetheless, Iâd be really grateful if he stopped trying to force me to drink with him. If I were to make a comparison, Rank 13 Demon Lord Beleth was like Zhang Fei from the Romance of the Three Kingdoms. He believes that everyone in the world enjoys alcohol as much as he does. This 4-meter tall ogre crossbreed lifted up a 1-meter barrel of alcohol like some sort of professional weightlifter and chugged it down!
âKuaah. Those humans know how to make some good alcohol.â
ââŠâŠ.âÂ
I watched as the 1-meter barrel of alcohol was emptied in real time. I was bewildered. How large is his stomach? If his stomach is large enough to contain the alcohol from a 1-meter barrel, then I donât think you can call that a stomach anymore.
âBurp.â
Beleth let out a burp. The wretched smell of alcohol spread all around him. I wanted to faint. I already felt annoyed because I got forcefully dragged into this when I just happened to be passing by, but I also had to experience another manâs breath. âŠâŠSeriously, the world is cruel.\n
âNow then, Dantalian. Drink up!â
Beleth poured some alcohol into my cup.
âThis is too muchâŠâŠ.â
âNonsense. If youâre a man, then you should be able to drink this much through your nose!â
If we were to go by his standards, a man has to first also share the blood of an ogre. Unfortunately, Iâm human. But it seems this ogre mixed breed has faulty eyes because he was treating me like I was the same race as him. This isnât right.
I let out a sigh and chugged the alcohol down.
âOoh.â
The other Demon Lords around us let out an exaggerated sound of awe. One of them spoke.
âImpressive. He drinks well despite his figure.â
âWhat about my figure?â
If possible, Iâd like them to say that my style is that of a young noble. Macho men like you guys are not the general trend. The trend is men like me with slender lines. Iâm serious. Iâm not a shut-in but a young noble who prefers a life of seclusion.
âKuh, Vepar lost as well! 4 people have lost already!â
âHahaha! If you wish to beat me in a drinking battle, then you have to bring three times more than this!â
Rank 42 Demon Lord Vepar collapsed. There were 3 other Demon Lords on the floor beside him. All of them had started a drinking contest with Brother Beleth and lost miserably. They are truly pathetic. Why is it that drunkards are unsightly whether they win or lose?
âYouâre next, Dantalian!â
Alcohol spewed out from Belethâs mouth as he called me out.
âEh!? Me?â
âItâs because youâre my younger brother. If youâre my younger brother, then you must naturally drink as much as me!â
A glass was forced into my hands. It was a big porcelain bowl that was probably mistaken as a cup when it was brought over from the kitchen. Beleth poured alcohol into the bowl.
âB-Brother, this is too much.â \nâHmmm? I canât hear youâ?â
Damn it. Was he trying to act cute just now? Itâd be great if he bit his tongue and killed himself right now.
âŠâŠNo. Letâs calm down. Even Beleth should have a limit to the size of his stomach.Â
He competed against 4 other people before this, so it should be rather full now. If you look at this objectively, Beleth should no longer have any room left inside of himâŠâŠ. Therefore, my victory is guaranteed!
I chuckled. It was the leisure of the wise who knew how to use their head compared to a warrior who only knew how to use their body.
âVery well, then. I will take the title as the greatest drinker of the Plains Faction.â
âThatâs the spirit! Kuhaha, come at me, little brother!â
I let out a short shout before raising my bowl of alcohol.
My memory was sent flying.
Once I managed to force my eyes open, I saw 7 other Demon Lords collapsed on the ground pitifully around me. Beleth wasnât among them. He most likely defeated 2 more people after I collapsed. He wiped us out completely.
You shouldnât venture to do things you arenât used to in life.
There were small incidents like this, butâŠâŠfor the most part, the atmosphere in the Plains Faction was fairly good. Human and demon armies continued to set up their positions on both of our sides, but no one seemed worried or acted like defeatists.Â
We werenât excessively relaxed either. We trained our drafted soldiers and reinforced our camp. We were relaxed, but we also kept our guards up. Our forces managed to maintain this ideal state of mind. A majority of the Demon Lords from the Plains Faction were bred for war. They knew when and how to relax better than anyone else.
Armies started to gather on the Bruno Plains where we had set up our encampment.
The army from the Republic of Batavia arrived first. Once they arrived, the humans on the other side of the plains let out a cheer. Different from the commanding officers who now had to integrate their command, humans were simply on the side of humans while demons were on the side of demons to the normal soldiers. They welcomed the sight of more humans with opened arms.
Next, the armies from the Kingdom of Sardinia and the Polish-Lithuanian Kingdom arrived at the same time. They both had 20,000 soldiers respectively.
Their dignity was impressive. The tents and banners of the human armies on the other side of the plains created a forest. With this, the human army consisted of Habsburg, Francia, Batavia, Sardinia, and Polish-Lithuania. Thus, with a total of 5 nations, they made up a massive army of 80,000. Their morale increased exponentially.
For only four days.
âLord! Come outside quickly!â
Laura ran into the tent urgently. I thought that some sort of complication had occurred so I asked no questions and followed her outside. I then witnessed a surprising scene.
\nIf you put together the military strengths of both sides, then this will be a war with over 200,000 soldiers. Be it the humans or the demons, they intended to bet their all in this single battle.Â
Paimonâs plan had gone completely up in smoke.
Would she still side with the humans in this situation? For starters, since itâs obvious that the Third Princess Elizabeth doesnât have power over all of the human armyâsheâs only 17-years-old and a âstrong candidate for the throneâ, so thereâs no way she would be acknowledged as the supreme commander of that massive armyâitâs questionable how much the leading members of the human army would even cooperate with Paimon. Itâd be a relief if they didnât backstab her.
Furthermore, our side wouldnât let that happen either. If youâre going to betray us, then give it a shot. The demon world mightâve understood if she used the Plains Factionâs 6th legion as a sacrificial lamb, but thereâs no one who would consider the sacrifice of every legion from the 2nd to the 6th as a simple sacrifice.
She canât put out a justification. Sheâll simply be labeled as a traitor.
âOld man Marbas is calling for a meeting again.â
Barbatos grinned as she handed me the letter. A request for âthe commanders and top advisors of every legion to gatherâ was written neatly on the piece of parchment.
âIt should be fine for me to go now, right?â
âOf course. Letâs go and give Paimon a good beatdown.â
The two of us looked at one another and laughed insidiously. We truly looked like Demon Lords.
âOh right. Youâll have to look as sad as possible.â
I warned Barbatos.
âOur great commander is an innocent girl who almost got sacrificed in that wicked Paimonâs plan, after all. You have to look as pitiful as possible.â
âKekeke. Donât worry, brat. Iâm already a rather pure and innocent girl.â
âThe purity of the world has been wiped out.â
âDo you want to get wiped out first?â
The two of us bantered as we headed to the gathering area.
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TL Note: Thanks for reading the chapter. I wonder if Valeforâs castle will actually play a part or if itâll just be swept under the rug and forgotten. It wasnât important enough to appear in the LN, after all. Welp, I guess weâll find out later.