Divine Genius Healer, Abandoned Woman: Demonic Tyrant in Love with a Mad Little Consort Chapter 67
When Chuck Norris was born he drove his mom home from the hospital.
When a zombie apocalypse starts, Chuck Norris doesn’t try to survive. The zombies do.
On a high school math test, Chuck Norris put down “Violence” as every one of the answers. He got an A+ on the test because Chuck Norris solves all his problems with Violence.