When Shi Jin opened his eyes, he found himself lying on a soft, wide, wooden bed, wearing cotton pajamas and holding a cucumber pillow in his arms.
Where is this? It doesnât look like a hospital and certainly not like hell either. He blinked in confusion, raising a hand to rub his forehead.
Wasnât he hit by a truck that ran a red light while he was pursuing a thief? With speed of the truck, there was almost no possibility of survival, so what was going on?
A crisp mechanical voice suddenly sounded inside his head, making Shi Jin sit up in alarm. He looked around vigilantly: âWho said that?â
âMeaning âdeath by laughterâ?â
Shi Jin stopped looking around and finally decided that the voice was really speaking directly in his brain. He tried to knock on his head.
Shi Jin: ââŠâ
At this point, Shi Jin determined that he really was reborn and definitely not in his own body. He used to be a handsome, long-legged man with eight-pack abs, but this body was âround as pearls and smooth as jadeââwhite, fat and round, with the mass of flesh instead of arms and legs. When he breathed, his pajamas almost burst, when he sat down, pants tightly clung to his legs.
âŠIn his whole life, he was never so âmagnificentâ!
He might as well have died.
Xiao Si clearly perceived what he was thinking and asked without any pity:
Shi Jin lay back on the bed and closed his eyes with a serene expression. ââŠWeight can be lost, but if you lose your life, itâs the end. You wouldnât be able to eat delicious food or enjoy playing mahjong.â
Shi Jin exhaled, thinking about the feeling of smooth mahjong tiles under his fingers. Then he opened his eyes, got out of bed and finished dressing. âTell me then, what is happening?â
His words were followed by silence. Just as Shi Jin started to suspect that all this was a hallucination that appeared before death, he suddenly felt a sharp pain in his brain, and a lot of confused memories and pictures poured in.
After half an hour, Shi Jin lay back on the bed once again and calmly closed his eyes.
Xiao Si:
Shi Jin began to snore.
Shi Jin endured.
Shi Jin couldnât tolerate it any longer. He once again got out of bed and dressed, asking with an unfriendly expression: âSo the novel I read before my death is the origin of your existence? You transported me into a world inside a book?â
Xiao Si stopped crying and replied obediently.
âAm I really inside a book right now?â
Xiao Si was silent.
âThen can I get out of here?â
This time Shi Jin fell silent. After some time, he continued asking: âWhy me?â
This time, Xiao Shi hesitated for two seconds, then enunciated clearly:
ââŠâ Actually, what you said makes perfect sense.
Shi Jin, having nothing to say in reply, walked into the bathroom connected to his bedroom and stood in front of the mirror.
His appearance was both familiar and strange. Familiar, because the face closely resembled his own, strange because of the body shapeâhe looked exactly as he did when he was younger, there was even an identical little mole on his nose; it just felt weird because his body was several times larger.
Fortunately, my appearance hasnât changed. It feels less disturbing this way. Shi Jin sighed deeply, then washed his face and brushed his teeth.
According to the memory provided by Xiao Si, he was also called Shi Jin now and was about to turn eighteen. âHeâ was the protagonist of a novel that should make the readers feel good by taking rightful revenge, called âDeath Progress Barâ. Unfortunately, its plot was mostly depressing and just when the protagonist was about to begin his revenge, it was dropped.
âShi Jinâ had a harem-novel-protagonist-like father and five older half-brothers. When his father was still alive, âShi Jinâ was cherished and spoiled, but after his death, he became like a bug that anybody can stomp on. His brothers tore down their affectionate masks and tortured him to death.
And the time of Shi Jinâs rebirth coincided with the death of âhisâ father, that is, with the beginning of the book.
After finishing his morning routine, Shi Jin did not go out, but sat back on the bed and continued his internal talk with Xiao Si.
âWhat do you need me to do?â
There is no such thing as a free lunch in this world. Xiao Si took a lot of trouble to let him be reborn, it definitely had something it needed his help with.
Xiao Si displayed two things resembling progress bars inside his mind, one active and one grayed out.
Shi Jin, who had a slight OCD, hadnât shown immediate interest in the connection between this progress bar and his own life, but instead asked with an extremely disgusted expression: â999? Canât you round it up to 1000, like the one below?â
Xiao Si voice, which had been somewhat serious, suddenly become heated:
Shi Jinâs mind was shaken by the force of this passionate cry. âStop fooling around and focus on what matters!â
Xiao Xiâs tone became serious again. It begged earnestly in a pitiful voice:
With all this said, what was Shi Jin supposed to do? Of course, he could only endure his obsessive-compulsive disorder and nod seriously.
He got a brand-new life. Even though he may still lose it at any time, there was also a crybaby self-proclaimed âgolden fingerâ in his mind and a matter of finding the other person with a progress bar, but it was a life anyway. He could still touch the mahjong tiles many more times.
It was his gain anyway.
Xiao Si cheered:
Shi Jin, who was mistaken for a girl countless times because of this nickname: ââŠShut up.â
After finishing exchanging information and sorting out the memory in his brain, Shi Jin finally stepped out of the door.
âShi Jinâsâ stallion father, called Shi Xingrui, was a business genius who built a huge business empire from scratch. After âShi Jinâ was born, he moved overseas with him and focused on expanding his company.
His funeral ended yesterday, and today his lawyer was going to announce his last will. The only person who was going to be present during the reading of the will was Shi Jin, his five brothers werenât invited. This is what Shi Xingrui wished for because he hadnât intended to leave even a cent for his other sons.
While they were all his children, Shi Xingrui treated his sons in quite a different way. He was partial towards Shi Jin, his youngest son, and Shi Jinâs existence had never been revealed to the public. The other five sons all lived with their mothers, gathering together only on New Yearâs Eve. Even though the outside world has heard of the five outstanding young men, their family relationship with Shi Xingrui wasnât known.
âThey were all his sons. How could Shi Xingrui be so biased?â Shi Jin flipped through the memory of the original âShi Jinâ and the information given by Xiao Si, completely unable to understand Shi Xingruiâs behavior.
Xiao Si flattered him shamelessly.
Shi Jin: ââŠâ He looked at his pig-like stomach and pig-like legs, deciding to end this topic and stop looking for abuse.
While they chatted, Shi Xingruiâs lawyer had arrived. After a brief greeting, he began to read the long list of Shi Xingruiâs possessions and businesses that Shi Jin inherited.
It went in one ear and out the otherâShi Jin used this time to discuss the progress bar in his mind with Xiao Si.
âHow can I empty it?â Shi Jin asked.
Shi Jin fell into deep thought.
In the plot of the novel, the original âShi Jinâ was tortured by his brothers, which means the danger of death came from all five of them. As for the reason why they werenât willing to meet with âShi Jinâ⊠His eyes moved to the documents in lawyerâs hands and he cursed Shi Xingrui in his heart.
How could the children who were treated indifferently or even outright ignored by their father like their brother who was favored? Furthermore, the circumstances were much more complex, as the money interests were involved.
Shi Xingruiâs decision to snub his elder sons and leave all his inheritance to the youngest⊠Did he feel that Shi Jin wasnât hated enough and wanted to make him die faster!?
ââŠWith Maria Cordero Manor, this is all of the real estates. In addition, Mr. Shi decided that you will inherit all the shares of the Ruixing Corporation. Since you havenât graduated from the university yet, the company will be managed by the Deputy Chairman of the Board, Xu Tianhua, with your supervision. This is the entire content of the will. If there are no problems, please sign here.â At last, the lawyer finished reading the will and put several documents in front of Shi Jin.
Shi Jin returned to reality. Glancing at the progress bar that had reached 998, he decisively pushed the document back and said firmly, âI donât want these things.â If he takes it, the progress bar will be filled completely and he will die.
The lawyer raised his hand and rubbed his ears, suspecting that he had misheard.
âI donât want anything that my brothers havenât gotten.â Shi Jin got up, his childish face full of stubbornness. His expression became tense and full of grief. âWhat dad did was wrong, I donât want those things. Divide it into five parts and give them to my brothers.â
The lawyer was clearly stunned. âHowever, Young Master Shi, your brothers already have their own successful careers. Getting the inheritance wouldnât make a difference for them, but you still havenât come of age, thatâsâŠâ
How can it make no difference, it makes a big difference!
Shi Jinâs acting skills suddendly awakened. He shouted loudly: âEnough!â
The lawyer was so surprised that he shut up and gave him a funny look.
âMy brothers could struggle by themselves, I can do it as well.â Shi Jin slumped, uttering sadly, âDad always said that my brothers are his pride, and I want my father and brothers to be proud of me too⊠Please go back, Iâm tired.â
Following that, he turned around and hauled his fat body back to the room on the second floor. After slamming the door shut he stopped his act and asked with a nervous feeling in the pit of the stomach: âXiao Si, how was my performance?â
Clap, clap, clap. Xiao Si expressed its approval with applause.
âThank you for your support, thank you for your support.â Shi Jin thanked him with a bashful expression. Then he rubbed his hands expectantly. âI rejected the inheritance, my progress bar should have decreased a little, right?â
Xiao Si also felt some expectations. They looked at the progress bar.
Shi Jin paled. âWhatâs going on? Why hasnât it decreased?â It even rose a little, from 998 to 998.5!
Xiao Si screamed,
Translatorâs Notes:
â this whole paragraph was a nightmare. Waah waah is the sound of crying Xiao Si (if anyone has a better idea of how should it sound, please share (;ïč;)). As for the rest of it⊠As far as I can tell, these are mahjong terms. I think.
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