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After watching several videos of the Heavenly Clan that night, Joshua fell into a prolonged period of heightened sensitivity.
Symptoms included being cautious about the food Jun Ye gave him, forgetting to breathe when Jun Ye’s hand touched a certain area during a kiss, and intentionally avoiding showering at the same time. He always wore the most conservative clothes.
Jun Ye, maintaining silence on these matters, found that life was much easier during this period when the little master wasn’t actively stirring up trouble.
When Joshua’s parents, Lindsay and Xavier, came to visit, they saw Joshua wrapped up like a ball, providing a stark contrast to the rather revealing attire of the female from the Heavenly Tribe.
Thinking his son might be sick, Xavier rushed over to inquire. Meanwhile, Lindsay gave Joshua a look that said, “I understand you.”
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Taking advantage of the females discussing parenting tips, Lindsay sat next to Joshua, patted his shoulder, and said, “Females are always hard to satisfy, but it’s a male’s duty to feed them. You… can take more nutritional supplements.”
Joshua looked at Lindsay in disbelief. Was it really a male’s responsibility to feed females1They are absolutely not talking about the same thing. Lindsay is talking about…. the “milk” “down there” and Joshua is thinking of breast’s milk? Lindsay nodded with a serious expression.
Later, when Xavier pushed the baby carriage over, casually recounting past experiences of raising offspring, Joshua, observing the two Zergs leaning against each other, had an indescribable expression on his face.
Whether he felt that the image of his father was collapsing or that the other party appeared even more magnificent was unclear.
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That night, when they turned off the lights and lay down, pondering the responsibilities of male Zergs, Joshua, facing away from Jun Ye, bit his lip. He undid the belt of his robe and, blushing, pulled Jun Ye’s hand in front of him.
“…”
Feeling the touch, Jun Ye fell silent for a moment and then tentatively pressed down.
Joshua, trembling violently, his face growing redder, was about to involuntarily make a sound when he heard the female behind him say, “Your chest muscles… seem a bit small. I can’t feel anything at all.”
His temperature skyrocketed at that moment, and Joshua angrily shook off the female’s claws, tightened his clothes, and moved to the edge of the bed, curling up.
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Jun Ye, looking at the distanced male Zerg, silently reflected on his own actions.
From a male perspective, what he said was indeed quite damaging to one’s self-esteem…
Thinking like this, Jun Ye helplessly moved over and hugged the emotionally fragile young master, comforting him, “It’s okay. Chest muscles, with some more practice, you can develop them.”
Joshua, breaking free from Jun Ye’s arm around his waist, scolded him with irritation, “You still prefer female Zergs with big chests!”
Automatically replacing “big-chested female Zerg” with “woman” in his mind, as the young master had no concept of what a woman was, Jun Ye thought for a moment and manually changed it back to “male zerg with chest muscles.”
Nodding without commenting, Jun Ye ended up saying, “Yes.”
Although the bedside Zerg was a beautifully plucked chicken2He means he’s completely bare, smooth and soft, he didn’t mind if the young master had a bit more muscle.
Bastard!
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Joshua suddenly turned around and fiercely bit into Jun Ye’s shoulder. How could he express a preference for another type of zergs in front of the male lord!
Sniffling, he couldn’t lay eggs, couldn’t enhance his chest…
“Stop biting; your little teeth…” They couldn’t even pierce my skin.
Joshua, in frustration, released his bite, and his gaze shifted to the rather robust chest muscles of the female Zerg beside him, which seemed to have become more substantial than before laying eggs. Grinding his teeth, he took another bite.
“Mm… still not that fierce…”
Joshua thought: I’ll keep biting!
I’ll bite again!
I’ll use all my strength to bite you!!
“…Enough,” Jun Ye said. Don’t take advantage of this situation.
.
As the one-month maternity leave was about to end, Jun Ye, carrying the young master and two baby Zergs, headed to the stationed star. Considering that the young cubs were not suitable for long-distance space jumps, they chose to travel by civilian spacecraft.
Joshua instructed, “Wrap the cubstightly, so they won’t be eyed by those indiscriminating females.”
Jun Ye glanced at the sunny weather outside and the brown-furred baby Zerg impatiently tugging at his scarf. He felt a bit awkward and said, “Are the Zergs really so desperate for males that they would target these rare pups?”
It turned out that whether they were desperate for males didn’t matter much. Soft and small baby Zergs could trigger a group of female Zergs’ maternal instincts.
Walking through the airport, carrying the baby Zergs, they attracted an astonishingly high amount of attention.
“Just like marrying an outstanding male Zerg as a female Monarch, giving birth to a cub is also one of the reproduction goals for female zergs and sub-female zergs.”
“…So, am I a winner when it comes to Zerg’s reproduction?”
“Indeed, marrying an S-class male Zerg is a great honor. Remember to pamper me a bit and don’t let me be kidnapped by other Zergs.” Joshua smiled sweetly, immediately attracting countless gazes.
The gazes from all directions were too much, even the usually lively brown-furred baby felt uncomfortable and snuggled into Jun Ye’s arms.
Joshua couldn’t stand it anymore, he pulled out the brown-furred cub, then stuffed the soft golden-furred one into Jun Ye’s arms, saying to him, “Hehe, let’s switch to another cub.”
It felt like engaging in some kind of special exchange.
On that day, a top-tier post appeared in the StarNet’s female Zergs’ discussion area. It’s worth noting that the post’s level is directly related to the posting Zerg or the content of the post.
The Alliance also had a few S-class female Zergs, but those were usually high-ranking individuals and rarely posted in the discussion area. A post being rated as S-class was extremely rare, and any of them could cause a huge sensation on StarNet.
At this moment, for any Zerg browsing the discussion area, upon seeing this golden-bordered top post, most of them subconsciously clicked into it, eager to see what sensational content this S-class post had.
It’s fair and tender, lick it [OP]:
“[S-class] Today, I met His Excellency Joshua at the airport! And there are baby Zergs! Two of them!! [Pictures]”
Seeing the title, the web-browsing Zergsinstantly understood. The sightings of an S-class male Zerg could indeed be directly rated as S-class. When they saw the accompanying pictures, they suddenly felt their hearts were hit heavily, and female hormones surged.
Young Lady Waiting to be Wed [20th post]:
“Ah ah ah ah ah! Joshua, His Excellency, who can go on for three days at a time! Please have babies with me face to face!”
Your Excellency is my male Master [21st post]:
“Upstairs, your words are quite profound. Could it be that you have some inappropriate thoughts about my master, the male lord?”
Joshua Excellency’s female Zerg #30081 [132nd post]:
“Don’t bother talking; you rivals can draw your guns!”
Onlooker Zerg on the web [133rd post]:
“…May I ask upstairs, how many accounts does your organization have?”
Joshua Excellency’s female Zerg #9999999 [Reply to 133rd post]:
“Look at my name, the nicknames in the discussion area cannot exceed 15 characters, figure out the rest yourself.”
Every high-ranked male Zerg was comparable to a popular star. Zergs on the web engaged in heated discussions and fantasies about Joshua and the baby Zergs in the post. Of course, many took the opportunity to diss Jun Ye, who was actually enjoying all of this.
Did his Excellency Joshua divorce Jun Ye today? [370th post]:
“The female Zerg next to His Excellency is neither from the major families nor from the upper echelons of the military. How can she be worthy of S-class Joshua Excellency?!”
Marrying His Excellency every day for three days [1205th post]:
“Hanging around His Excellency every three days and saying you can’t bear to see His Excellency tired. I’ve never seen such a shameless female Zerg! PS: Your Excellency, try spending one day at a time, you’ll feel it gradually. Terminal number XTI****14.”
As the threads became more and more skewed, professional Zergs enthusiasts brought out several posts from the officers’ exclusive discussion area.
Anonymous [1321st post]:
【Cumulative ranking of military merits in the past ten years】【Ranking of rank promotion speed within 100 years】【Crossing tens of thousands of lava insects as if entering a realm without Zergs, going straight for the queen】…
I dropped my melon [Reply to 1321st post]:
“Military merits ranked first… Jun Ye?”
I dropped my melon [Reply to 1321st post]:
“Joined the military for seven days, promoted from private to major general? Where did his military merits come from?!”
Anonymous [Reply to “I dropped my melon”]:
“Look at the details later. Do you know how many military merit points a female Zerg has? Do you know that the queen at X123 stationed in the star system has been abused into a rare species in the past decade? Also, the star pirates. Now, if you go to play in the X123 stationed star system, you don’t even need to install anti-star pirate protection systems on your spaceship. Star pirates disappeared ten years ago.”
Major General is my female Zerg! [1350th post]:
“Why does a major general have so many military merit points but doesn’t get promoted?!”
Selling melons [Reply to 1350th post]:
“Saving them to accumulate lord’s merits?”
Major General is my female Zerg! [Reply to “Selling melons”]:
“Shocked! With so many points, can’t he just casually promote to general? Is it so difficult to marry an S-class male Zerg? Can’t afford to provoke, can’t afford to provoke.”
At this moment, on X123 stationed star, Vice-Admiral Edmund anonymously showed off his superior’s information and destroyed the data he had gathered from the officer’s discussion area. He felt quite relieved.
You ordinary Zergs, finally experiencing the fear of being crushed by a major general?
On the other side, inside the cabin of the civilian spacecraft heading to X123 stationed star.
Jun Ye sat on the sofa, reviewing the work reports from this period. He felt the breathing of the little master sleeping on his shoulder becoming a bit rapid. He decided to put away the reports and was about to close the terminal when a pinned post caught his attention.
Joshua woke up and, with misty eyes, looked at the screen in front of him. Sensing a slight trembling from what he was leaning on, Joshua moved his gaze with confusion.
His gaze focused on Jun Ye’s face, and he leaned forward to give him a kiss.
Seeing the female Zerg wiping the saliva mark off his face and glaring at him, Joshua chuckled, leaned softly against Jun Ye’s chest, and asked, “What were you laughing at just now?”
Jun Ye rubbed the small curls of the Zerg in front of him and said, “I heard it’s expensive to marry you.”
“Not expensive at all. Just give me a Jun, and I’ll marry you.”
“Marry?”
“Humph, I’ve already been ‘taken’ by you. Now, I’m running from half of the entire Zerg population. What else is it if not marriage?” Joshua snuggled into Jun Ye’s arms, not caring about his image, and sat on Jun Ye’s lap, legs spread.
“Alright, you’re married, wife…” Jun Ye patted Joshua’s raised buttocks. After thinking for a moment, he added, “Husband?”
Joshua’s attention was completely drawn away by Jun Ye’s claws. He didn’t notice what he said. Still rubbing his buttocks on Jun Ye’s lap, he complained, “Ouch, ouch, ouch! Stop patting! If you’re not going to do it, give me a kiss, okay?”
“…Then how about a massage?”
Joshua looked up at him, “Massage till it’s wet, and then you feed me your fingers?”
“…”
It hadn’t even been a month, how did they become so crazy?
Upon arriving at the stationed star, Joshua looked at the newly built villa with a bedroom arranged according to his design. He almost had the idea of entrusting his troubles.
Joshua: “My ‘training equipment,’ my ‘multi-functional chair,’ my little whip…”
Jun Ye massaged his temples with a headache. “Is this a bedroom?”
It turned out to be even more extravagant than the “love nest” they had when he awakened…
“Jun~”
“…It seems that the little golden-haired one is being bullied again. I’ll go take a look.”
Joshua stomped his foot and quickly followed. Holding Jun Ye’s arm, he said while walking, “I once thought we would be a loving couple in front of other Zergs, and behind closed doors, I would be bullied by you fiercely…”
“…Your thoughts are a bit dangerous.”
“Never having offspring again!”
Jun Ye also thought for a moment and suggested, “Actually, we can get a robotic pup. We can keep the monitoring video on in the room… You can also video chat with the cubs and tell them bedtime stories when you’re resting.”
“Do you still want my dignity as a male Zerg?” It was impossible to withdraw from this situation. Doing video calls with the babies at such times… it would be directly embarrassing.
Numerous instances proved that sometimes it’s better not to speak too soon, or reality will teach you a lesson.
Three months later, Joshua, who had been harshly slapped by reality, sat half-lying on the pillow at the head of the bed, wearing a neatly pressed shirt.
Shivering, he opened the terminal with his hands, repeatedly asking Jun Ye, who was sitting between his legs, “Is it okay for me to look like this? The cubs won’t notice anything, right?”
“No, aside from lips smeared with restorative liquid, what else could they see?” Jun Ye comforted him in a low voice. To cope with unexpected situations, he dressed even more neatly than the young master. Apart from the connected areas, one wouldn’t be able to tell that he had just mated fiercely with the male Zerg.
“Then… let’s connect the video.”
The screen unfolded, and the video connected.
On the virtual screen floating in front of them, two cubs, one big and one small, were curiously leaning towards the camera. They occasionally reached out to poke the floating screen, and there was their father inside.
Joshua, in front of the camera, remained calm, smiling as he asked the two cubs what they had played and eaten today.
“We played with furball paper! Ate green… transparent, moving…”
After three months, the Zerg cubs could already understand and speak some simple words. Although their language was still a bit messy, one could roughly imagine the meaning from the words they uttered.
After inquiring about the babies’ daily activities, Joshua told them a bedtime story. Just as he was about to say goodnight, Jun Ye propped up slightly.
Joshua’s face instantly turned bright red. He bit his lip tightly, endured the sensation, and then glared at Jun Ye, who was suppressing a smile, pretending to be innocent as he said goodnight to the cubs.
Why was his face so red? Wasn’t it just a cold?
As soon as the video was disconnected, Joshua pounced on Jun Ye in front of him.
He actually moved at that moment! The dignity of his male Zerg!
With Joshua pouncing, Jun Ye lay down, changing positions. The consequence was that Joshua felt relaxed, and Jun Ye was fed a beautiful, juicy navel orange3It’s referencing to that certain place.
As the cubs grew day by day, they discovered that their male father’s body was very weak. He would fall ill once or twice every month.
And each time this happened, their busy female father would take care of him without leaving the room. He wouldn’t allow them to visit him, only letting them see him through traditional video communication.
The father on the screen always had a pale or flushed face, seemingly very sick.
The little golden-haired one solemnly told his fraternal twin brother that he wanted to study medicine. The brown-haired one thought that being a doctor was suitable for his brother, who couldn’t lift his shoulders and carry things, so he nodded reservedly.
On that day, the brown-haired one brought his little gang of military offspring to the medical office to “friendly” invite a knowledgeable and skilled teacher in various medical machines.
When Jun Ye came out with the “recovered” Joshua, a complaint letter had already arrived on his terminal.
Jun Ye: “…”
Since the brown-haired one wore tightly sealed clothes and looked like a female Zerg due to his high combat strength, the Zergs in the military camp instinctively treated him as a female. Therefore, this complaint letter was ruthless.
Jun Ye also felt that the little troublemakers needed some education. Joshua, on the other hand, watched in distress as his own pups, along with a group of military offspring (all females), hung out together. His poor cubs were being taken advantage of by so many Zergs!
Jun Ye: “…Wake up, it’s your cubs who ruined the innocence of so many females.”
…
The little ones created no shortage of chaos as they grew older, and occasionally, the young master would playfully act out and throw tantrums.
Jun Ye was given a headache by all the commotion for quite a while, until he finally sent the two cubs to school. As for the young master…
Years of experience told Jun Ye that if the young master threw a tantrum, it was definitely because he hadn’t been spanked enough.
Mainly, spanking the young master would lead to him crying, accusing, and pleading, and then Jun Ye, swayed by the pillow talk, would apologize and promise during the process, coaxing him…
The average lifespan of Zergs in the Zerg race was six hundred years. Despite the tantrums, spankings, and comforting, occasionally sprinkled with romance, they still walked hand in hand through the yard, reminiscing about the past, finding it all very incredible.
“At that time, you were quite a scoundrel,” Joshua, who now had a much more stable demeanor, leaned against Jun Ye’s chest and said. In truth, he couldn’t remember how the other had been a scoundrel; it was just a subconscious feeling.
“Pot calling the kettle black; you were quite a handful too.” Jun Ye patted the male Zerg’s back.
Joshua chuckled softly, “I will continue to give you a hard time.”
“Mm,” Jun Ye lazily responded. Feeling the breath near his ears getting lighter, drowsiness took over.
In the Star Era 3780, General Jun Ye, the leader of the first legion of the Alliance, and his mate Joshua unexpectedly lived a long life. Their spiritual forms dissipated, and they passed away at the age of 621.
…
When Jun Ye woke up again, a screen was floating in front of him. It shouldn’t be said that it was “in front of his eyes” because he couldn’t see his body and didn’t feel anything. It was as if only consciousness remained.
“Gazing” at the screen, which looked exactly like the theme he had recently chosen for his terminal, Jun Ye was in a daze for a long while. He felt both confused and felt like it should be this way.
Once he regained his senses and looked attentively at the screen’s content, a sandglass icon in the top right corner silently turned over, and the simulated flowing sand descended slowly.
The overall screen layout was very simple. Apart from the sandglass in the top right corner, there was only a middle section with red text and a row of circular icons under the sandglass, some illuminated and others dimmed.
The red text in the middle read: “Congratulations to the host for completing the novice mission. You will be automatically transferred to a D-level task world in ten minutes.”
Only the first circular icon under the sandglass was illuminated in pink, with the words next to it — “LA1 World,” and a line next to it — [Mission Rating: D].
After “reading” all the contents on the screen, Jun Ye fell silent again.
Firstly, he had no idea what novice mission he had completed and obtained a D-level rating. Secondly, it didn’t mention what the next world’s mission was…
Full of question marks, the sand in the hourglass finished flowing, and before Jun Ye lost consciousness again, he thought: If this thing is also a system, it must be the worst, without even a production license.
Special news for today! As it’s this humble translator’s birthday in two days and i won’t be around much, I’m releasing some extra chapters for all my projects to celebrate with you all