Chapter 16 - Be a helluva urban management officer. Chi Cheng would tease all his spoilt* snake pets during daytime, and fuck other people's lovers at night. He led an emperor's life. Unfortunately, before he had his heart's content , a phone call interrupted everything.
"You father has been hospitalised. Come back home quickly."
Chi Cheng hung up his phone. Twisting a blade like tough line between his eyebrows.
Xiaolong was still running his fingers over Chi Cheng's happy trail. Sensing his displeasure, he puckered his lips, and probed, "What's wrong?"
Chi Cheng shove him aside. "None of your business." He prepared to get up from bed.
Xiaolong quickly grabbed onto Chi Cheng's arm and with his legs spread apart, he got on top of him. His eyes was full of lust.
"Let me help you with that. Or else it will be too uncomfortable for you."
Chi Cheng glanced at Xiaolong for a while before suddenly turning him over and got on top of his face. He shoved his giant down Xiaolong's throat and did a quickie before putting on his clothes and get up from bed.
Only when Xiaolong had seen him went out of the door did he dared to split out the saliva mixed with blood.
"Look after the snake." Chi Cheng instructed two of his men.
Both nodded their and head and saw him driving off.
Although he had taken special precautions, Chi Cheng couldn't rest easy for one reason, and that is a green python that he has had for 6 years. Ever since Chi Cheng started keeping snakes, this green python had been with him. Regardless of where he went, he would always bring it with him.
Chi Cheng gave it a name - Xiao cubao.
As the name suggested, Xiao cubao was indeed full of jealousy and claimed Chi Cheng's bed for years. It was fine with whoever that got onto the bed and even didn't mind him making love with others, just so long as no one got into the same sheet as him. Once it's territory was taken, this fellow would strangle the person half dead, like a boss.
Chi Cheng wore a grey suit whereas Xiao cubao was in vibrant green. It coiled itself around his tall figure, as if suspending from a tree. Its head was shaking around under the Chi Cheng's fiddling fingers. It would bite on his face when he was not looking.
"Hahaha......" Chi Cheng laughed while stroking its head. "I don't like anyone else. I only like you."
Xiao cubao rubbed against his belly to please him.
The chauffeur pulled over in front of his house as Chi Cheng got out together with Xiao cubao.
Just when Zhong Wenyu, Chi Cheng's mother, opened the door, she took a few steps back immediately and kept her distance.
"Aiyo! Why did you bring this thing back again?"
"I'm not rest assured leaving it there."
With that, he changed out his shoes and directed a question to his mother. "Didn't you keep company with my father at the hospital?"
"There are many doctors on shifts looking after him. Since I have nothing to do staying there, I came home to wait for you." Zhong Wenyu passed Chi Cheng a glass of water.
Chi Cheng gulped it down and stood up. "Well let's go now."
"Where?"
"Hospital to see my father."
Zhong Wenyu had an uneasy expression, "Don't worry. We'll go tomorrow. Your father probably have already slept. It's nothing serious."
Chi Cheng straighten up his stern tough face. "I would have came tomorrow instead if I had known sooner."
"Can't I spend some time with you? You are always out for weeks. Your father and I can't even find you. It's still acceptable if you had kept other things. But you have to keep that. What if someday you are bitten by it. There will be no one around to take care of you. Who are you going to seek help from?
Bite me? Chi Cheng scorned. I was bitten by it countless times. Aren't I living fine till now?
"That's it. It's getting late. You lock that thing up and go to sleep."
Chi Cheng carried Xiao cubao into his bedroom as if not hearing what his mother had just said.
Zhong Wenyu went after him. "The glass container is in this room. Why did you carry it into your bedroom?"
With a bang, the door was slammed into her face.
Zhong Wenyu stood before it. What am I going to do with this child. He's so worrying.
The next morning, Chi Cheng was woken up by a phone call. He picked up his phone to have a look. It was already past 10 o'clock. Why didn't anyone wake him?
"Chi shao*, something has happened. Snake lair was robbed!"
Chi Cheng immediately sat up. His sleepy eyes were on full alert at once.
"All's well, how did it get robbed?"
"I suspect someone drugged Dakun and I last night. We slept soundly and didn't hear a single thing. By the time we woke up, it was already past 9 o'clock. We went to check the two houses earlier on, and all the glass containers are gone. Even those snakes in your room didn't remain."
"Where is Xiaolong?" Asked Chi Cheng.
"I don't know. We didn't see him since we woke up."
The pupils in Chi Cheng's eyes were overwhelmed with aggressiveness.
Chi Yuanduan, Chi Cheng's father, had been discharged. To be more precise, he wasn't hospitalised at all. Chi Cheng pulled a long face and headed out. Yet was stopped by his father.
"I have already made arrangements for you. In two days time, you're going to work at the urban management office."
Chi Cheng turned away from his father.
"I dare you to walk out!" Chi Yuanduan slammed the door with his leg. "Just take a look at your sloppiness! You're already 28 this year, yet you still don't have a decent job! Just take a look at Xiaoyu. He was so hopeless before yet he's a manager now. He also loves to play, but he knows what's important!"
Chi Cheng sat back into the sofa, grab the cherry tomatoes and threw them into his mouth one by one.
"You can ask him to call you Dad. I don't mind that."
"I fucking want to change my son!" Chi Yuanduan bellowed at Chi Cheng. "The complaining calls even reached my office! Saying my son is a pervert and molesting male students. With every vivid details. I'm seriously losing face!"
Chi Cheng realised that he had been tricked by both Xiaolong and Guo Chengyu again.
"Can't you play with something else? Why must you play with guys! Are you impotent or sick in the mind?"
Chi Cheng got up and dusted his shirt. His huge body overshadowing Chi Yuanduan.
“I have YunB sickness*! OK?"
Chi Yuanduan was hopping mad. "Cut out those craps! I've locked your snakes. If you want them alive, then you jolly well go to work!"
T/N
*spoilt pet snakes - Just like spoiling a child, Chi Cheng spoil his snakes.
*Xiao cubao- a literal translation is 'little jealous pouch' because it's easily jealous. It simply means a jealous little thing. Adding the word 'pouch/bag' makes it cuter. Could be interpreted as Jealous Thingy.
*Chi shao - means 'young master Chi'. It is a combination of the word 'Chi' of Chi Cheng and 'Shao' of Shaoye ( which means young master).
*YunB sickness- an internet slang. It means feeling sick when seeing the breasts of women. A bit edgy and kind of raunchy. Don't use it.
Young and wild.. I have to look up all these terms.