There was a high chance that Ruger had returned to the duchy, acted like a faithful servant, and spread false information. If that werenât the case, why would Carlton be accused of kidnapping Luisen?
ââŚI apologize. You came to help me, but were repaid with accusations. Your men needlessly suffered as well.â Luisen felt heavy with guiltâif he had simply returned to the castle without insisting on travelling forth to the capital, Carlton would at least not be framed for his kidnapping.
âNo, this is actually better. Looking at this situation, Iâm certain that returning to the duchy would be the same as walking into his hands.â
âStillâŚâ
âItâs better to be accused of kidnapping my lord than for you to have actually been kidnapped. At the very least, your safety is assured.â Carlton coughed, a little shy. âMy menâŚthey are not weak. If my duke arrives at the capital, safe and sound, their charges will naturally be cleared.â
âThatâs right. Iâll never forget all that you and your men have suffered. When we reach the capital, Iâll make sure to see that youâre paid several times over for these troubles,â Luisen firmly declared.
Carlton chuckled as he looked at the young lord, who had resolutely clenched his fist. Hardships change peopleâthe person would not be the same before and after. 1 This especially applies to the aristocracy. Carlton did not believe in promises made by nobles, but he was convinced that Luisen would surely keep todayâs promise.
âThough perhaps this conversation should be shelved until we reach the capital.â
âAh, thatâs rightâŚâ Luisen sighed weakly. âYour men have all scatteredâŚYouâve become a kidnapperâŚRuger is still looking for me with all his might⌠Heâs even host to some unidentified power and has the support of some unknown comradesâŚâ
The two were in an abysmal situation.
The rescuing party was taken away as criminals; Carlton became a wanted man. These simple accusations were likely to be undone if Luisen came forward and proclaimed he wasnât kidnapped, but Ruger wasnât likely to give them this opportunity. Perhaps heâd stage another monster attack.
Burdened by these criminal charges, it wasnât easy for the two to go to the capital. All Luisen and Carlton had to their name were their bodies and a donkey.
That was perhaps enough to cross the mountains for a few days, but the road to the capital was long and difficult. If they were to follow the main road, they had to cross the river with a boat and cross through various fiefdoms. Of course, the two needed artifices to prove their identities while travelling.
The two needed to hide their true identities, though, to avoid Rugerâs notice and to avoid Carltonâs capture as a kidnapper.
âWeâll have to hide our identitiesâŚif we hide our faces, others will think weâre dubious individualsâŚWe have no money eitherâŚâ How had Luisen travelled to the North all by himself in the previous timeline? He had just run like crazyâas if he were being chased. Now that he thought about it, Luisen felt something was suspect.
âCome to think of it, thatâs strange. How was I, alone, able to go so farâwhen I had no energy nor strength?â
At that time, Luisen had been suffering from the delusion that someone was chasing him, but now that he was thinking objectively, no one had been looking for him. No matter how his estate and territory were ruinedâeven if all the retainers had died⌠No matter how ridiculed Luisen wasâŚEven if he was a shame to all nobility, someone would probably have searched for him, either to profit off his perceived wealth or his status as a great lord.
âAm I just remembering wrong? Was I too harried to observe what was happening around me? Or, did that have anything to do with Rugerâs gang?â Luisen inadvertently grabbed his head. It felt very disturbing and depressing to doubt his own experiences.
Just as Luisen was about to spiral again, Carlton spoke out and cut off the young lordâs string of thought, âLetâs disguise ourselves.â
âWhat disguise?â
âIf you disguise yourself as a pilgrim, you wonât be suspected even if you were to cover your face.â
âOf courseâall pilgrims cover their faces and hide their names.â
Pilgrims didnât settle down in one place and wandered around the kingdom, deeply contemplating upon the teachings of God. In this era, it was one of the few jobs in which people could wander around from place to place with no set destination. Since it was common for them to hide their faces and their name, as Carlton said, a pilgrim was a perfect disguise for those that wanted to shroud their true identities.
However, someone could not become a pilgrim just by wearing a hood and claiming to be one. A pilgrim carried several necessities: a bible, a holy item, and a pass issued by the Church. In particular, the pass was what guaranteed oneâs status as a pilgrim; one could be recognized as a pilgrim if they had a pass, even if they didnât have the other items.
âWe donât have a pass. Thatâs something that canât be forgedâthe Church engraves its signature into such things,â Luisen said.
âThatâs alright.â Carlton suddenly untied his trousers.
âWhat are you doing?!â Luisen shouted as he shut his eyes tightâthe young lord had even covered the donkeyâs eyes.
Carlton chuckled and laughed mischievously, âItâs nothing that my lord hasnât seen before, why are you making such a fuss? In fact, youâve done more than just seeing âit.'â
He referred to the time Luisen had knelt down in front of the mercenary and attempted to take off his trousers. Luisenâs ears burned bright red, âBack thenâŚI only untied your drawstrings. Technically, I didnât take off your pants.â
âYes, yes. And, this time also, I wonât take them off. Iâm merely untying the strings.â
Luisen peeked through narrowed, half-closed eyes; Carlton really didnât take off his pants. The mercenary reached inside and tore off a bag that had been sewn inside the pant cloth. He then re-tied the strings again. There was a round piece of copper within that bag.
âJust what is that for you to hide it inside your pants?â
âThis is a pilgrimâs pass.â
âWhat? That?â Luisen furrowed his brows as he observed the metal fragmentâit looked nothing like a pass. âIâve seen a pilgrimâs pass once before. It was far more delicate and beautiful than this. Also, it was made of silver. We canât scam anyone with such a clumsy fake.â
âThis truly is authentic. I gilded its surface to dissuade robbers. If we take this to a blacksmith, heâll know what to do.â
âIt really is a pilgrimâs pass, then? Why do you have this?â
âI found it on a dead pilgrimâs corpse. I saved it for instances where accidents happen and Iâll need to escape quicklyâIâve been holding onto it like a life-saving elixir.â Carlton continued to say that this was incredibly *incredibly* precious.
Luisen was astonished at the mercenaryâs meticulousness. The rumorâone that had been a common conspiracy theory before the young lordâs regressionâthat Carlton had not been executed but, instead, had escaped had suddenly risen in plausibility. âBut, we only have one pass, donât we?â
âIâm planning to disguise myself as a mercenary. Pilgrims from wealthy families often hire mercenaries as a guide.â
âMmhm, thatâs right. As a mercenary and pilgrim, we may stand out, but at least we wonât be taken away for being too suspicious. As for pilgrims, religious folk will occasionally provide them with food, a place to sleep, and sometimes money⌠We wonât have to worry about travel expenses.â
âDo you think you can pretend to be a pilgrim?â
âThatâs easy enough.â As Luisen followed the one-armed pilgrim around, he had watched his movements and actions closely. He knew intimately how pilgrims behaved when talking about faith and dealing with believers. It wouldnât even be hard to imitate him.
Carltonâs plan was very feasible; Luisen immediately agreed.
âLetâs return to the castleâs city. After stopping by the mercenaryâs guild and blacksmithâs shop, weâll finally have our identities. Letâs stay underneath a decent roof for the first time in a long while,â Carlton said.
âAh, wait. But weâll need immediate spending money.â Since the mercenary had taken out his hidden ace, Luisen couldnât sit still. Luisen took off his hood and brushed his hair to one side. âCut it.â
âYour hair?â
âYes. Long, golden hair sells for a large amount. I havenât cut mine for that reasonâjust in case.â
Before regression, when Luisen ran out of money and was left to suck on his fingers in hunger, someone had approached him and suggested he sell his hair. At that moment, Luisen found out that hair could be used as currency. Since then, he had often cut and sold his hair. Although, after some time, his nutrition had deteriorated enough that he couldnât grow enough hair to sell.
Because of such memories, even after waking in the new timeline, the young lord had grown his hair without trimming it. Even if Ruger had suggested a small trim, Luisen adamantly refused.
âDid you expect to find yourself in this sort of situation?â Carlton asked.
âHow could I? Iâm someone who loathes throwing out small pieces of breadâitâs a waste to trim my hair.â
An aristocrat who refused to cut his hair because he couldnât afford one loaf of breadâthat man was the owner of a land where fields of wheat flowed out past the horizon. Carlton was simultaneously dumbfounded and saddened. How was it that a noble like him learned how to sell his hair?
âNow, hurry,â Luisen urged.
Carlton took out his dagger and carefully grasped Luisenâs hair with his opposite hand. Luisenâs hair was rich in color and shinyâlike real gold. The texture beneath the mercenaryâs fingertips was surprisingly softâŚyet smooth and taut as well.
Anyone would be jealous and want to covet this hair. In addition, it suited Luisen so incredibly well. The young lord had a beautiful jawline and delicate, elegant features; he looked like a lovely, gilded statue.
Carlton couldnât help but rub the golden strands.
TL: For a mercenary, Carlton sure waxes poetic on how hot he finds Luisen.
Also, thank you so much, Kate, for the Ko-fi! This bonus chap is dedicated to you!
Sadly, Iâll probably have to slow down next week (thesis writing + Iâm currently sick T_T) As always, I have my schedule on Discord so yaâll can grab updates from me.
Footnotes
The original is actually an idiom: a person before going to the bathroom and after going to the bathroom is not the same. Hilarious, but this doesnât flow as well in English!