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Episode 67: Letâs Eat
âOkay, everyone put your hands togetherâ
Four people clapped their hands together at my signal.
âItadakimasuâ
Pick up a spoon and savor each bite.
âWoah! Yumm~y! Isnât this perfect?â
âSpicyâŚ.notâ
âIs it? Honoka didnât seem too thrilled over sweet curry, and Yuzuriha didnât want anything too spicy. So I chose medium spicy and sweetened the taste.â
I took a relieved breath in response to the two who were satisfied with the taste. I only used some basic seasonings, so Iâm glad they liked it.
âHmm. Whatâs that extra bit Iâm tastingâ?â
âIt might be the apple and honey. I brought along a whole apple and cut it up myself.â
âWoahâ. Housewife energyââ
âSmart and high femininity~?â
âNot reallyâ
Saki praised me, but I shook my head to gently deny it. If there is anyone here with high femininity, it would be her.
Yuzurin quietly did a guts pose with her mouth slightly open.
âI want you as my wifeâŚ..â
âIâd be the wife? Yuzu is much more girlish than me.â
âAlright thenâ! A frilly maid!â
âUuâŚ..no need to go that far if Iâm just making Honoka lunch.â
âPerhaps a pet would be a better fit?â
âRanko-chan!? Definitely not! How come my status keeps going down!? Iâm not even being treated like a human anymore!â
Two people here were set to follow up Yuzurihaâs sweet words with their own brand of evil. Honoka is on the level of a hobbiest, so itâs still fine, but the âRanko-chan is secretly a sadistâ theory is gaining traction, andâŚâŚit scares me.
Then each of us took a few mouthfuls of food and began expressing our impressions like how good the ingredients tasted or how soft and gooey it turned out.
Saki paused in the middle of her meal, and after looking at me for a second, she immediately turned her gaze towards Ranko. Just when I was wondering what she was doing, she scooped up a little bit of her meal into her spoon, and
âHere, ahn~â
ââŚâŚ? Iâm capable of feeding myself.â
Ranko naturally tilted her head to the side.
âNow now, none of that. Itâs just skinship~!â
âMuuâŚ..â
However Sakiâs flirting made Ranko flustered and confused, so she was forcibly made to take a bite.
âIs it delicious?â
âWeâre eating the same thing, so it doesnât taste any different?â
âWrong~. Times like this you have to say itâs delicious.â
âŚ..again?
They were flirting during lunch last week too. And those times too it felt like Ranko felt perplexed over Sakiâs pushiness.
Has Sakiâs heart moved on from me? Was I misunderstanding things when she approached me with a big smile and her cheeks dyed red? Wasnât she feeling shy after that surprise party?
Well, thatâs how it goes. If people were to always start acting bashful after a single event, all the love affairs in the world would go perfectly.
I smiled wryly at the different thoughts running through my anxiety-filled heart.
But when Sakiâs gaze met mine, it looked like those thoughts may have leaked out.
âIs something wrong Yuri-chan?â
The look on her face was so innocent it made me ashamed of the jealously I had let grow in me.
That was when Honoka slammed her hands onto the desk.
âHey hey! Those two over there are having fun flirtingâ! Letâs share our own food tooââ
She then looked between me and Yuzuriha.
âThe three of us?â
âOf course!â
âLove triangleâŚ..precursor for carnageâŚ..â
âThatâd be a problem.â
âCanât we be a trio of good, lovey-dovey friends? Doesnât that sound great?â
âWellâŚ..â
I thought about it. Saki and Ranko were looking at us puzzled, waiting to see what weâd do. Well this could help quell that sense of alienation Iâm feeling as well as serve for a bit of revenge.
Yuzurin moved her spoon while I was still thinking about it. It was a bit of a big bite, but since I was prepared to get the sides of my mouth dirty, I went ahead and just ate it.
âTaâŚâŚstyâŚ.?â
âOf course. Yuzu is the one who fed it to me after allââ
âYay-â
We responded to each other face to face.
âHey hey over here too please!â
Honoka had her mouth open and waiting, so riding the flow I scooped up a spoonful of curry and flew it into her mouth.
âMmm. The best!â
âFufu. I put in a lot of love after all.â
âUhehe. You can taste itââ
Like this the three of us were playing up the game.
âHere! Returnâ
The flow got reversed and Honoka moved to feed me.
Well, the taste didnât change any, but when I took a bite, Honoka wrapped her hands around my cheeks and squeezed.
âDid you receiveâŚâŚmy love?â
âHmm, itâs a bit bitter.â
âWhatâs that!?â
I told a joke since thingsâd get boring if we were only sweet. When Honoka moved back, I picked up another spoonful and held it towards Yuzurihaâs mouth.
âNgunguâ
âSo? Is it tasty?â
She nodded after swallowing her food.
âUnderneath the curry spice, Yuriha-chanâs saliva mixed with mine, making a sweet taste inside my mouth, andâŚ..â
âW-Way too graphic!â
Youâre going to make me feel embarrassedâŚ..I bitterly flicked her forehead. Itâs a sugary, honeyed, sweet taste. Like fried butter.
Then when it becomes Honokaâs turnâŚ..
âAh! I canât feed Yuzurin because weâre too far away! GrrrâŚâŚ.â
she made a regretful moan. However hearing that, Yuzuriha,
âContinue in the dormâŚâŚaloneâ
âOh!? Thatâs an option!? Weâre going to be super lovey-dovey togetherâ!â
The girls were flirting and giggling with each other with me sitting in between them. It made for a good piece of eye candy. An overly energetic Yuzurin is pretty skilled in her own way though right?
âYou sure get along well~â
Saki narrowed her eyes while watching usâŚâŚsheâs smiling, but I donât see any joy in those eyes of hers, and it is really scaryâŚ.. Is she mad? But youâre the one who started this.
Ranko is frowning next to her tooâŚ..okay. I think sheâs feeling jealous, so Iâll have to follow up with both of them later.
In the meantime, Iâm going to have to end this before anything turns for the worse.
âCome on. If we donât move it, weâll never finish before class ends. Hurry up and eat.â