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Episode 25: Yurihaâs Notebook
âWhy do I even need to learn a foreign languageăź!? Donât we live in Japan!?â
âHow do you do with your home language then? Our next class is Classical Japanese.â
âUghâŚâŚdang it, I donât need old JapaneseâŚâŚâ
Itâs our break period after English class. We have Classical Japanese after this followed by lunch.
Honoka has grown fed up with having one major subject after another like this.
âIâm already about to doze off in class, and the dayâs just startedăź. I gave up taking notes halfway through.â
And then to help illustrate her point, she thrust out her open notebook and exposed a small earthworm character she had doodled while lessons were going on.
âAwawaâŚâŚ..â
âI see, not a single note taken.â
âAs you can see!â
âNo, thatâs not something you should be puffing your chest out about.â
âKekekeâ
Honoka staggered around and plopped herself down in Sakiâs desk. Hold on a second, just because the person in question isnât here.Â
âAnd thatâs why~, I thought I would copy someone elseâs~. But the person in question is away? This is the end for me~â
Are you already so desperate in class even though we just had a study session together last night? Honoka kept sighing and moaning, but this past class really was meant to be some basic review. It wasnât supposed to be that difficult.
âWhat about you Yuzu? Iâm sure your notes are much more clean.â
When I asked, Yuzuriha immediately averted her gaze away from me. Was she nodding off in class too? It didnât look like it from back here.
âI-Iâve already archived mineâŚâŚ.so I cannot show them.â
âArchives?â
Those things you see in historical fantasies? Is she a case of chuunibyou like Suzushiro and is building up a fantasy world like in manga and games?
âOh yeah~. I saw her use a whole bunch of difficult kanji before too like using ç ç for lapis lazuli and çżĄçż for emeralds~.âš
âEhâŚâŚ..H-HonokaâŚâŚs-secretâŚâŚâ
âWhat? That was supposed to be a secret? Sorry, my bad.â
Honoka playfully slapped her forehead with a small, âTeeheeâ at the end. Itâs cute how she definitely doesnât have any interest in actually apologizingâŚâŚ.
âBut itâs impressive that you were able to read those kanji.â
âEhehehe~. Iâm confident in my eyesight.â
âNo, Iâm saying those were difficult kanjiâŚâŚâŚâ
I canât tell if sheâs actually really smart or an idiot.Â
âAnd anyway, çżĄçż is the kanji for jade, not emerald.â
ââŚâŚ..Huh!? AstonishingâŚâŚ..â
A surprised Yuzuriha. So she didnât properly look up the English translation either? This is what youâd call stupid cute.
âSo in summation, neither Honoka nor Yuzu took any notes.â
âUuuâŚâŚ.â
Yuzuriha began groaning after I playfully called her out. Honoka however looked puzzled as she eyeballed me.
âWhat about Yuu? Youâre not going to show us yours?â
âEh, mâŚâŚmine?â
âMy shame was put on full display, so itâs only right that you grace us with your ownâŚâŚ.â
âHold on Yuzu, you just doodled in your notebook and didnât write anything that was on the blackboard either right? IâŚâŚI donât want to?â
âItâs unfair if it is you aloneâŚâŚâŚâ
Yuzuriha pursed her lips dissatisfied and narrowed her eyes. I take a step back, but Honoka takes a step forward. In seconds I have my back to the wall, and Honokaâs face is about twenty centimeters away from my own with Yuzuriha standing close behind her.
A wide, self-satisfied smile spread across Honokaâs lips.
âGuhehehe~ Now youâre going to show us all your embarrassing little secrets!â
âAre you a pervert!?â
My eyes were swimming as I delivered my tsukkomi. Maybe thatâs why my gaze unconsciously fell on the notebook sitting on my desk. Following my gaze, Honokaâs eyes began to shineâŚâŚ.I lunged outââ
âKu, I didnât make it in time!â
âVictory! The notebook is already in my hands!â
âOoh!â
Honoka raised my notebook high into the air like a video game character that just looted a chest. Yuzuriha joined in on the celebration, clapping her hands together to celebrate the brave and majestic figure.
âG-Give it back!â
âNo way!â
âPlease! I beg your forgiveness! âŚâŚ..Stop!â
T-This is bad. I really need to get that backâŚâŚ..!
However no matter how much I push, Honoka is nimbly keeping my notebook just outside of my flailing armsâ reach.
âThe more you fight, the more I look forward to this~! Oka~y then~. Yurihaâs notebook, open!â
âN-NoâŚâŚ.â
I cover my face with both my hands. KuâŚâŚthe absolute embarrassment if that gets exposedâŚâŚ.and sure enoughâŚâŚ
âHuh?â
âU-UmâŚâŚâ
Theyâre frozenâŚâŚ..and of course they are. All my hard work has now gone to waste. Farewell my image as a super cool, handsome girlâŚâŚ.
ââCats?ââ
Their voices were in perfect harmony.
âAnd a lot of them tooâ A lot of these are of the same childââ
âBut their expressions and clothes are all differentâŚâŚâŚthe muffler is cuteâŚâŚ.â
âWoah, look at this dancing umbrella cat~. I really love itââ
Oh God theyâre giving their impressions out loud. UghâŚ..Now that theyâve seen this, I can only foresee an endless stream of teasing from now onâŚâŚ..
âYouâŚâŚ.didnât want anyone to see thisâŚâŚ..?â
âOf course, theyâre cats. Itâs weird for someone as masculine as me to be obsessed with them. Go ahead and laugh.â
The two of them fell silent and tilted their heads. Their gazes kept flipping back and forth between me and my notebook.
âSeriously cute?â
âYeah, and cute things really donât suit me.â
âAhahaha! Thatâs so cuteâ!â
âStopâŚâŚâ
âYuriha is cuteâŚâŚ.â
âUghâŚâŚ..â
I covered my face when Yuzuriha started patting my head and telling me, âThere, thereâ. So embarrassingâŚâŚ.
âBut this is pretty good isnât it? The notesâŚâŚ.well, theyâre normal, but the colors make things easy to see and beautiful too. Plus that cat does a good job explaining the main points. Itâs clear that youâre doing your best in your note taking. Arenât you a hard worker~?â
âThe catâs commentaryâŚâŚ..goodâŚâŚ.â
âHey, even I can learn like thisââ
âI donât need your pityâŚâŚ.â
They spread out my notebook on the desk between them, but all the admiration they laid on to try and soothe me only helped to make my face feel even hotter.
âIsnât it fine? Theyâre unique.â
âI want it. Make it into a book, and it would be amazingâŚâŚ.â
âDefinitely! Iâd give you 20,000 yen² for it!â
âThen Iâll pay 30,000âŚâŚ.â
âWhat!? Well playedâ!â
âThis isnât an auctionâŚâŚ.â
The usual silly exchanges leave me flabbergasted. But, Iâm a little grateful for it too. I forgot a bit of my shame partway through.Â
More importantly though, Iâm starting to get worried about their sense of money. Youâre not seriously considering paying that much right? Ladies?
âBesides, it doesnât matter if you like cute things or not~? There are plenty of boys who like this kind of thing too, so thereâs no problemââ
âYesâŚâŚand Yuriha was always cute, so it wouldnât be a problem anywayâ
âSeriouslyâ And you arenât masculine so much as boyish? More androgynous than anything else.â
âA prince who loves catsâŚâŚ.itâs goodâ
âOh? That does sound good doesnât it? All hail Prince Yurihasu!â
Theyâre getting excited. I guess my cat hobby was accepted easier than I thought it wouldâŚâŚ.but who is this Yurihasu supposed to be?
âOh yeah, can I borrow your health science notebook?â
Iâm going to get whiplash one of these days from Honokaâs sudden subject changes.
âGeez, youâre always soâŚâŚâ
I pulled out one of my other notebooks from my bagâŚâŚ.
âAhâŚâŚâ
âWhere is it?â
Honoka shoved her head in front of my open notebook. Although it doesnât matter how hard you look, you arenât going to find anything on a blank pageâŚâŚ.
âI couldnât copy anything downâŚâŚ.â
âThere arenât any catsâŚâŚâ
âNo, that isnât whatâs important here.â
How much did she like the catsâŚâŚ.it looks like they were more excited to see my cats than they were my actual notes.
âWhat should we do? Borrow them from Sakisaki when she comes back?â
âI donât think Saki was able to take any notes for class either thoughâŚâŚ.â
âOh yeahâ, you two were staring into each otherâs eyes back then. Iâm so jealousââ
âY-Youâre misunderstanding somethingâ
But itâs not like sheâs necessarily wrong eitherâŚâŚ.Iâm getting embarrassed againâŚâŚ.
âIf you say so~â
Honoka was looking smug. Meanwhile Yuzuriha was standing on her tiptoes, eyes shining with a loose grin.
âI know someone who can helpâŚâŚ.â
âEh? Whoâ?â
Did Yuzuriha make any friends other than us?Â
When Honoka asked, Yuzuriha turned aroundâŚâŚ.
âS-SuzushiroâŚâŚ.can we borrow your health science notebookâŚâŚâ
and so weâre once again back to Ranko.
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1. In Japanese, you usually just use katakana to spell out lapis lazuli and emeralds. People rarely ever use the kanji, and most people wouldnât recognize the kanji even if you used them.
2. Itâs not quite accurate, but a good rule of thumb is that a yen is worth about a penny. So any yen amount, divide it by a 100 and thatâs approximately how many US dollars you have. 20,000 yen = ~200$