Thatās why Iām clinging to the back of the noble mage.
This is bad.
āOi, waitress, you can let go of me already. Youāre annoying.ā
āO-Okaaaaaayyy!ā
I didnāt even notice that the wind had stopped whipping me in the face. The dragon had descended at some point and we were finally back on the ground. The place the dragon landed was a wide open grassland. There was a dreary camp setup not too far from us.
If what weāve been told is true, this is the area where the battle between the Penny Empire and the Pussy Republic took place.
āThe person youāre looking for should be here.ā
āReallyā¦.ā
The dragon was lying on the ground as she waited for us to get off. Once we were off, she stood up and patted the dirt off her dress. She actually looks rather cute but inside sheās still a dragon. I canāt be so easily deceived by her appearance.
After she finished cleaning the dust off, she turned her attention to the nearby camp. Thatās our destination. A camp with several shabby looking tents set up. I donāt want to enter any of those tents if I can avoid it.
āLetās go.ā
Fahren-sama started walking towards the camp with the dragon following close behind him.
Naturally, I had no choice but to follow after them.
I donāt want to be left alone in a place like this.
āThereās someone over there!ā
Fahren-sama called this out after he saw someone exit one of the tents.
This person looks very scary. His body is huge, he has a shaved head and an intimidating tattoo around his eye. Is he a slave soldier? Oh, but he does look kind of cool.
āEh? What are you people doing there?ā
āWeāre looking for a man named Tanaka. Do you know of him?ā
āTanaka? Oi, ossan, how do you know him?ā
āSo you have heard of him?ā
Fahren-sama spoke in a casual tone to the man with the intimidating face. He gave off his usual imposing nobleman aura, but the bald man didnāt seem to even care. I, on the other hand, couldnāt stop shaking.
āYeah, that guy saved a lot of people here.ā
After hearing Fahren-sama mention Tanaka-sanās name, the bald man seemed to relax a little.
Even if his scary face has softened, itās still scary.
āSo he left? Tell me where he went.ā
āI donāt know. Heās probably running around on another battlefield somewhere.ā
āThe records in the castle say he was dispatched here.ā
āBefore he got here, we had been fighting for three days and three nights. Just when I was thinking weād lose, that guy arrived and we were victorious in less than half a day. Thereās no doubt that heās truly a geniusā¦. Iāve heard people called that before, but that guy is the real deal.ā
āYeah, thatās true.ā
āOh? You actually know him, ossan?ā
āOf course. Iāve been able to come to understand him a little bit.ā
āā¦are you that guyās enemy?ā
The bald manās face tensed up for a moment and returned to its original intimidating appearance.
At the same time, several people emerged from the tent and ran out to encircle us.
Whatās happening? There are dozens of adventurers surrounding us. Theyāre holding swords, staves, spears, and all manner of weapons at us. They all looked serious.
This is terrible. Iām so scared. I can feel something leaking out between my legs. Itās dripping down my leg and my thighs are now moist. I canāt help it. Iāve been holding it in since we were at the castle and we never stopped for any bathroom breaks.
Tanaka-san was fighting with such intimidating people. I have so much respect for him being able to do that. I canāt even stand to be near these people. I want to leave. I want to go home.
āI donāt know who you people are or why youāre looking for Tanaka, but if youāre planning on harming him, youāll have to deal with the Twilight Company first.ā
This man is somehow able to make his face even scarier.
Having said that, I donāt think thatās a smart move on his end. I donāt think these adventurers stand a chance against Fahren-sama. Although heās slightly inferior in ability to Tanaka-san, heās still able to overwhelm a dragon with a single attack.
But my chest is starting to hurt.
I can feel my stomach begin to tighten.
My breathing is becoming ragged.
I donāt like being around fighting.
āIf youāre asking whether weāre friends or enemies, Iād have to say weāre friends.ā
āReally?ā
āIf I were his enemy, do you think Iād come to a place like this with these ladies?ā
āā¦.ā
After hearing Fahren-samaās question, the bald man fell silent.
He turned to look at the dragon and then me. Itās embarrassing. Iām sure he can tell what happened between my legs.
Oh no, whateverās left in my bladder is starting to leak out.
Did he not notice? Heās turned back to face Fahren-sama.
āā¦well, that does make sense.ā
The man with the scary face relaxed a little and showed a bitter smile.
ā¦he mustāve noticed. His face is even starting to look embarrassed.
My maid skirt has even become soaked. Thereās no way he didnāt notice.
āIāll tell you whatever I can. He was travelling with a Dark Elf; those two really make a strange pairing. They were both aĀ part of the Adventurers Guild, so Iām sure you can find more information about them at the Guild in Tricklis.ā
āI see.ā
āIf so, you should probably return to the city. A battlefield is no place for a nobleman and we donāt want to worry about taking care of you if you get injured.ā
āYeah, weāll be returning to the city.ā
āBye then, nobleman.ā
āThank you for the information.ā
I guess everything has been settled without any fighting.
Thank God.
Iām glad we were able to settle things without spilling any blood.
I feel like Iāve been seeing too much blood recently.
āDonāt say that. Peopleās movements can be hard to track during times of war.ā
āThen we should go to the next place! Weāre leaving right away!ā
āY-Yeahā¦.ā
Oh, the Dragon flopped onto the ground again.
Are we supposed to sit on her surrounded by dozens of these adventurers? Itās even more embarrassing than before. Because I wet myself, my skirt is now completely soaked. How am I supposed to sit on her like this?
āā¦what are you waiting for? Hurry up and get on.ā
Fahren-sama had already straddled the dragon.
I began to panic and tried to decline.
Thatāsā¦umm, I-I-Iāmā¦.ā
I looked around at the adventurers surrounding us. All of them were intensely staring at me. Some of them were curiously tilting their heads trying to figure out what was going on.
If I stay in this place any longer the smell will begin to travel.
āWhy are you trembling? Get on already!ā
āY-Yes!ā
Even though Iāve wet myself, can I really sit down on her?
Ah, Fahren-sama will get angry if I donāt.
Have Fahren-sama and the Dragon really not noticed?
Iām so sorry. Iām so sorry. Iām so sorry.
My pee is going to stain the Dragonās dress and Fahren-samaās cloak. It will probably soak through his cloak and begin to stain his shirt as well. Slowly but surely my pee will soak everything itās touching.
Iām so sorry. Iām so sorry. Iām so sorry.
Ah, my stomach is starting to hurt even worse.
After travelling on the bumpy carriage ride for several days, we finally arrived at our destination.
Thanks to Kleinās ability to hold a conversation, the journey passed by rather quickly. We talked about what we had for dinner before the carriage ride and what kind of hobbies we have. It was rather enjoyable.
However, the fun times spent with the shota were coming to an end.
The horse-drawn carriage stopped us in the middle of a large meadow.
There was tall grass that spread out as far as the eye could see.
However, the scene is slightly different than the battlefield I was on before.
Instead of shabby little tents made of canvas and held up by sticks, there were several wooden buildings that had been built. There were tents as well, but the number far exceeded the amount present at the first camp I visited.
This scene is the first one to actually make me feel like Iām in a war.
āWhere are weā¦.ā
āLama Prairie. Iāve heard stories about the massive battles that took place here fifteen years ago between the Pussy Republic and the Penny Empire. Even today you can still see signs of the fighting that took place her all those years ago.ā
āI see.ā
Just like me, Klein had climbed off the carriage and lined up next to the carriage.
āWhat do you mean theyāve fought here beforeā¦?ā
āThis place has been used as a battlefield between the two countries for years now. Most of the major battles have taken place here or in another field not too far from Tricklis, but Iāve heard the Penny Empire already attained victory there.ā
āOh, is that so?ā
He might be talking about the area where I first met Gonzalez and Henry.
āMost of the land along the border with the Pussy Republic is covered in thick forests or difficult to traverse valleys. These two places seem like the only viable routes for their invasion.ā
That lesbian knight didnāt seem to have too much difficult hunting down enemy soldiers in the forest.
Well, I guess it isnāt fair comparing a ludicrously high spec knight like her to an average soldier. Someone like her is capable of hunting guerilla soldiers stationed in a vast forest with little effort.
āKlein, youāre really knowledgeable. Thanks to you Iāve managed to learn a lot.ā
The shota and I had been ordered to wait by the side of the carriage. The Dark Elf was also here with us but the soldier that talked with us didnāt say a word to her. She doesnāt try to hide her disdain for humankind, so that young soldier looked scared out of his mind when he saw her.
Around us, the rest of the adventurers that had been sent to reinforce the front lines were being given their assignments. We were told to wait here until the person in charge can get to us. I wonder how long they plan on making us wait.
This reminds me of waiting at the airport with my classmates when we went on a school trip.
As I thought this, a voice called out to our group.
āWelcome to the middle of nowhere! You each will be joining the ranks ofā¦.ā
āOhā¦.ā
Itās Saito.
Saito has appeared.
āAllen Senpai!?ā
Klein cried out.
āTanaka-san!? And, is that you Klein!?ā
Iām sure he never expected to meet us in a place like this.
Iām just as surprised as he is.
āHello, Allen. I feel like itās been a while since we last saw each other despite it only being a week or so.ā
āYeah, itās nice seeing you again. I wasnāt expecting to see you here.ā
How long has it been since I left the capital? Ten days? Iām sure it hasnāt been twenty days yet. Thanks to the endless fighting and travelling Iāve been doing Iāve lost track of the days. I guess it doesnāt help that itās been hard to find time to sleep.
āUmm, i-is it possible that youāre going to be in command of us, Allen Senpai!?ā
āFrom what Iāve been told thereās no higher ranking knight available around here and itās unlikely weāll receive any more reinforcements from the capital. So, itās left to me to take command of everyone gathered here, including you.ā
āTo be able to serve under Allen Senpaiās command is a dream come true! I-Iām so grateful!ā
āItās my first time taking command of a force this large. I think things will be difficult at first so Iād greatly appreciate your cooperation. I want all of us to survive this war and return home safely.ā
āYes!ā
Kleinās eyes as he looked at Allen were scary.
Theyāre sparkling.
I know he said he wanted to be like Allen but I think it may even go a step further than that.
I think if things continue to progress as they have, Prince Shota will soon be spending the nights in Allenās bed.
āAllen senpai~ā¦.ā
Allen turned away from the sparkling shota to face me.
āTanaka-san, if you donāt mind, would you assist me?ā
āNo, I think everyone was just doing their own thing.ā
If I compare it to the SDF, it would be like being in command of a company of around 200 people. If I look around at all of the adventurers gathered here, Iād say thereās around that many. That number would be the same number employees a division of a large company has. Or even more than a small business.
Iāve never been in charge of that many people before. In my previous life, I was never in charge of more than two or three other people. And their jobs were meaningless anyway. Even in my wildest dreams, I would never have imagined being in charge of this many people.