Zhang Xiao Qiang slept groggily, before suddenly feeling that something was tickling his nose. He wanted to sneeze but he couldnāt. He opened his eyes, only to discover a pair of eyes as wide as the moon in front of him. The pair of eyes were staring at him unblinkingly, as a waft of breath from the owner blew on his own face, giving it a sort of warmth in the midst of this cold early spring.
āUncle, youāre really interesting! Why did you not sleep on your bed, instead lying on the floor?ā Yang Keāer had an amused look as she sat on the floor, asking Zhang Xiao Qiang.
āYou..you..you.. When did you wake up?!ā Zhang Xiao Qiang stammered.
āI just woke up! I had a really good sleep last night! Oh yes, Uncle, why were you sleeping on the floor? The ground is really cold!ā Yang Keāer continued to pester.
āOh, that, that, ahem! Itās like this, yesterday I was sleeping on the bed, halfway through, I must have rolled out of bed and onto the ground! En! Itās like this!ā Zhang Xiao Qiang was unwilling to tell her that she almost became a zombie last night, and decided to pull a fast one.
Yang Keāer gazed at the neat bed that was 5m away, and then turned back to look at Zhang Xiao Qiang, and tilted her head in confusion.
āCheh! Uncle, do you take me for an idiot? You expect me to believe that you rolled all the way from so far, and sat here to sleep?ā Yang Keāer scoffed a little, her face showing an expression as though she thought that she had solved the worldās hardest mystery.
āForget it! Thereās no point talking about this, tell me, do you feel anything different from usual?: Zhang Xiao Qiang looked at her face and asked nervously!
āDifferent?ā Yang Keāer scratched head as she thought. Zhang Xiao Qiang observed her carefully, not daring to miss anything out.
āDo you feel like extremely hungry, so much so that you can gobble up an entire cow?ā Zhang Xiao Qiang quipped in from the side.
āNope!ā Yang Keāer eyed Zhang Xiao Qiang and replied.
āThen do you feel that your body is aching all over? That the pain is even permeating through the bones?ā Zhang Xiao Qiang did not give up.
āI still donāt feel anything!ā Yang Keāer did not understand why Zhang Xiao Qiang was acting so weird, but she tried her best to go along.
āThen do you feel an endless source of energy within your body, that the moment you lift your hand you can conjure a fireball or ice arrow?ā By this time, Zhang Xiao Qiang felt doused by a bucket of cold water, had he really spent a night up in vain?!
āUncle, did you dream that you broke through or something? Do you want me to use a super powerful curse to summon a beast to raze the whole world?ā Yang Keāer felt that Zhang Xiao Qiang must be still dreaming.
āDamn it, do you feel strange anywhere? Hurry and check yourself!ā
Zhang Xiao Qiang was getting angry, but he didnāt know if he was angry at Yang Keāer or himself. He had gone to collect the rainwater for no reason, after that he even subjected himself to needless torment.
āNo means no! Whatāre you getting angry for? Oh, oh, I feel like taking a dump now, does that count?ā Yang Keāer responded weakly.
Zhang Xiao Qiang felt completely depressed.
Yang Keāer ran off to relieve herself, as Zhang Xiao Qiang eyed the cup in his hands. He saw that it was still half-full with the clear rainwater. The water was extremely clean, not murky nor dirty, and it looked no different from the usual drinking water.
āDonāt tell me it only knocks people out?ā Zhang Xiao Qiang was doubtful, but he still poured the rest of it into his mouth.
āA little bland, mm! It feels a little unsmooth.ā He smacked his lips as he made his observations.
āWhy canāt I fall asleep?ā Zhang Xiao Qiang laid on his bed and looked at the ceiling, the lass had fallen asleep soon after she drank it, while Zhang Xiao Qiang was still tossing and turning, could it affect people differently?
āAiyaya! It hurts! Uncle, did you put a laxative inside?ā Yang Keāer rubbed her stomach as she walked out, her face contorted in agony. In a short span of time, she had already went 3 times.
āGuluguluā¦.ā Her stomach began making noises again.
āAhh! Again! Wuuuā¦. If this continues, my intestines are going to be passed out as well, wuuuā¦..ā Yang Keāer sobbed as she ran towards the cave recess again!
Zhang Xiao Qiang laid on the bed, looking at the scene incredulously, before his own stomach began to sound āguluguluā. āI got it too?!ā Zhang Xiao Qiang leapt out of bed, and had no time to grab any toilet papers around before he ran after Yang Keāer.
āYah! How can you be like this! Canāt you see Iām here?!ā Yang Keāer was squatting with the stone wall behind her, as she screamed out.
āMatter of emergency, Iām also suffering from diarrhea, just bear with it!ā Zhang Xiao Qiang exclaimed shamelessly as he hurriedly unfastened his pants, squatting opposite Yang Keāer.
āBut..butā¦butā¦Iām a girl!! Couldnāt you do it outside?!ā Yang Keāerās entire face was flushed red as she stammered out.
āDo you want me to shit on your bed or on the food?!ā Zhang Xiao Qiang gritted his teeth as he replied, before suddenly tensing up, and his ass relaxed. A huge amount of shit came out as though the dam had broke, and a huge stench wafted through the space.
Relaxed? Comfortable? Zhang Xiao Qiang felt as though he had just shaken off all the worldās burdens, feeling extremely comfortable, not minding the stench one bit.
āHumph!ā Yang Keāer pulled up her pants and ran out.
Zhang Xiao Qiang couldnāt care less about her grumbling, but he suddenly thought: āIt seems like she didnāt wipe her butt?!ā
After 3 to 5 minutes, Zhang Xiao Qiang was about to stand up, when he saw Yang Keāer rushing in again, squatting opposite him.
āCanāt you see that thereās a man here?!ā This time, it was Zhang Xiao Qiangās turn to raise his voice, seemingly forgetting his own shameless behaviour earlier.
āDo you want me to shit on your bed or on the food?!ā Yang Keāer truly learnt from him.
He pulled up his pants and was about to run out when her voice rang out, āUncle, you forgot to clean your butt!ā
Zhang Xiao Qiang almost crashed to the floor when he heard that.
Like this, the 2 of them continued running back and forth, shouting at each other, suffering from their diarrhea until their assholes turned numb, before they finally got a break.
Both of them laid exhausted on their own beds, Yang Keāer stirred as though she had something to say. Zhang Xiao Qiang gritted as waves of the burning sensation from his asshole coursed through his body, thinking: āMaybe the rainwater had some croton?ā
Yang Keāer suddenly spoke up weakly, interrupting his train of thoughts.
āUncle! That, thatā¦ Enā¦ You saw my private area, soā¦. You must take responsibility!ā Yang Keāer sat on her bed as she sobbed.
āCouldnāt you see that I was busy then? Who would have the energy to look at you!ā Zhang Xiao Qiang did not bother about her, thinking: āHumph, you want me to take responsibility for you you?! Who would do the same for me?!ā
āNo, itās not that! I didnāt even let my husband see it!ā Yang Keāer declared towards Zhang Xiao Qiang.
āHuh?! He didnāt see? You guys have done āitā but he didnāt see?!ā Zhang Xiao Qiang couldnāt believe his ears.
āReally! Itās the truth! When we were in the car, I had been using my hand to help him do āitā, they say that otherwise it would hurt āthereā!ā Yang Keāer felt extremely ashamed as she squatted on the floor, drawing circles with her fingers.
āThey? Whoāre they?ā Zhang Xiao Qiang felt a little curious as he asked.
āThey are a bunch of elder sisters living together with me, they lived upstairs!ā
āDidnāt you say youāre pregnant?!ā Zhang Xiao Qiang was astonished.
āEn, they say that if women helped their men to get āthatā out, and it touches them, the women would get pregnant. Also, they said if a couple didnāt want pregnancy, then they have to store āthatā in some protective thing. I had gotten āthatā on my hands, so Iām definitely pregnant!ā Yang Keāer spoke to that point, her face with worry.
āLittle girl?! Did you not learn anything from biology?ā Zhang Xiao Qiang maintained a straight face as he asked Yang Keāer.
āThose elder sisters of hers never made things clear. I was still under the impression that pregnancy and this lassās period had no relations!ā Zhang Xiao Qiang thought to himself dispiritedly.
āOther people say, biology wouldnāt be tested, since it was not important, itās ok not to read!ā Yang Keāer still didnāt understand how pregnancy and biology was related.
āā¦..ā Zhang Xiao Qiang was speechless.
The truth is out! Yang Keāerās mind had been deceived by those elder sisters! Hahaha!
This is why itās important to study. 2 uninformed people trying to survive together getting the wrong ideas about everything else.