“Every day!? Three times a day!? Five shots each!? N-No way! There’s no way he can do that ……”
“Don’t tell me, he’s actually not human, but an orc!?”
“Even orcs can’t do that much. B-But what is it!? These two women give us a pitying look. No way, he’s really ……”
No, Monica and Sakura, what are you two doing?
Don’t tell weird stuff to the angel tribe’s women, okay?
I was thinking that, when suddenly Sakura used her clone technique skill to hug me, and when I couldn’t move, Monica took my belt off …… Wait, hey.
“W-What the heck is with that size!? I’ve never seen one that big!”
“…… I-I get it now! I have heard that the Angel tribe’s men are usually small so as not to interfere with their flight, and only get bigger when they are making babies. Surely human males are always big!”
“I-I see. Then you mean to say that the Angel tribe’s men’s thing, which is usually said to be only the size of a pinky finger, is the same size as these human men when it comes to making a baby?”
No, seriously, don’t do that.
At any rate, I sentenced Monica and Sakura with a forehead flick, and then I fixed my trousers…
“Hmph …… This is the normal state for Master. When we’re making baby, it’s even bigger.”
“Y-You’re lying! That’s …… That’s impossible ……”
Seriously, Monica, stop telling them unnecessary things!
After being forehead flicked again, I decided to go help Ellie, who was cooking a large quantity of food at the West Festival venue.
I couldn’t do the elaborate cooking, but I thought I could at least help her out…
“…… I think it’s better if Alex entertains the guests.”
I was kicked out quickly.
Because…
“……”
Because the Angel tribe’s women, for some reason, followed me and silently stared at me …… or rather, at a certain part of me.
At any rate, it was awkward, so I moved somewhere else…
“Hey, why aren’t the human tribe wearing skirts? You can’t see them.”
“I guess it’s because they were too big and had to be covered up.”
“In the first place, is that even true? I didn’t see it, so I can’t really believe it.”
They followed me, whispering behind my back.
I decided to harvest some crops for cooking, and headed south to a field where I could get out of the way of the dolls…
“Alex-han! Please wait!”
Rei came running from the house.
“What’s going on? You’re in such a hurry.”
“You promised me yesterday! You said you’d get me a fresh one.”
“No, that’s what I said, but …… does it have to be now!?”
“Rather, now’s the chance. I want a lot of them because everyone seems to be busy and I want to try out different things.”
“…… Okay. Then let’s go to the room that Rei is using.”
“W-We can’t! We’re making an energy drink in that room right now, so it’s going to be a mess again!”
“Okay, let’s go to the bedroom.”
I thought that it doesn’t have to be when Yudit was having an emotional reunion, but …… I thought that I had no choice since I had already promised her…
“Wait a minute, Master!”
“Then let’s do it right here!”
“Monica!? What are you saying!? We can’t do it here.”
“No, no, no. Think about what happened to Miss Ellie just now. If Master returns home now, many of the surrounding Angel tribe’s women will come to the house, and Miss Nora, who is repairing the wall, may get sad once again.”
“Uhh …… I would like to avoid that.”
“Right? So, since this is a large place and the surrounding area is a nice tall cornfield. They won’t know we’re in this field.”
I don’t know where she appeared from, but Monica tells that …… we should do it outdoors.
But then again, a cornfield.
What a tall cornfield, I’ve been in a few situations like this in a cornfield …… Ahem.
Come to think of it, there are a few cornfields in the eastern fields where the dolls live, but …… I guess they won’t do something like that.
“Well then, Master Alex. If that’s the case, I’ll be happy to help you as soon as I can.”
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“Sakura!? Since when have been there!?”
“W-Wait a minute! I understand why you want to do that. I want to do it too. But I want Alex-han’s stuff without the impurities …… Right! I want Alex-han’s clone to let it out in this beaker!”
Does that mean that while I’m doing stuff, my clone, who looks exactly like me, is going to shove it in the beaker and stand in an imposing stance?
…… No, it can’t be helped since it’s a promise, but it seems too dumb looking.
“So we can do it with the real body? Let’s do it as soon as possible.”
“Mio too!? Why are you here!?”
“You’ve been doing interesting things ever since the angel tribe arrived. I knew this was going to happen. Oh, yes …… “Isolation” and “Soundproof”. With this, outsiders can’t come in and our voices won’t leak out.”
Mio put up a ward, but the angel tribe’s women are looking at us as if they are attached to that ward.
What? That doesn’t matter? …… Sakura is still recovering, so take it easy.