“A festival in which I, who have taken an energy drink, thrust violently and beastly until you all pass out!? What the hell are you talking about!?”
“I heard that Master Alex has allowed the production of the energy drink that you had banned, and Miss Lydia and Miss Rei are very excited about it.”
When we returned home and everyone moved on to their respective tasks, Sakura told me about the details of today’s festival …… which is strange.
I don’t understand how this happened.
“I thought it was perceived as making up for the fact that we didn’t do it while bathing yesterday. Or at least that’s how I perceived it.”
“There are too many things to get into, but I’ll just have to call it off and tell them it’s a misunderstanding.”
“Master. If you are going to go into it, please let me …… no, it’s nothing.”
When I looked at Sakura seriously, who had rolled up her short skirt, she was embarrassed and decided to pretend it never happened.
“Ahem. Aahh …… you’re thinking that it’s to make up for yesterday, but do we have to do it every day in the first place?”
“Yes! Master Alex, together with Lady Meilin, must restore the country of the Black Haired Tribe. For that reason, it is very important that you have children.”
“She has many children, though.”
“I ask you to give Lady Meilin a child that she will hold in her belly.”
No, well, I will help with the restoration, but is that essential?
…… I guess it is.
“I see. So you mean that I only have to do it with Meilin.”
“T-That’s terrible of you. To stop after my body already knows about Sir Alex’s thing …… You’ll make me cry, you know!?”
“…… A-Anyway, the thing about the energy drink is a misunderstanding. It’s for another use ……”
“Another use? What will you use it for?”
“So that I can get a good night’s sleep …… No, this doesn’t matter, but it will be a problem if we don’t stop it anyway! Sakura, can you please pass the word out to everyone?”
I’d go around telling everyone too, but Sakura, who is Shinobi, is by far the quickest on her feet.
That’s why I asked her, but…
“Master Alex, please don’t do that. For example, if I were to tell Miss Ellie …… she would definitely get angry and it would rain attack magic.”
She refused for an unexpected reason.
“No, I don’t think that’s true.”
“The other two, Miss Fiine and Miss Monica, have been working hard on something, saying they are going to do great things for tonight’s festival.”
“Yeah, I don’t know all the details, but I know they’re going to do something.”
“There’s also Miss Nora, who says she is going to perform a song, and she is practicing it secretly, but you want me to stop that!?”
Yeah. Nora was very wholesome, cute, and a good girl.
I think it’s okay to hold such festivals for entertainment purposes from time to time.
“…… Wait, is Nora and Yudit aware of the festival all about!?”
“No. I mentioned it’s the birthday of the Goddess Atatsu, the god of my hometown.”
“That’s helpful …… By the way, what kind of god is the Goddess Atatsu?”
“She is the goddess of childbirth. She is an enviable goddess who became pregnant at one try, and is very popular among women in my country because she is blessed with the power to ensure safe delivery.”
I’m not saying that that goddess is bad, but I wondered if other gods were not good enough.
At any rate, I went to Rei who was supposed to be in the same house.
When I opened the room that Rei was using, strange smoke came out and inside there was also Rei …… and Lydia who was covered in their mouths and noses with handkerchiefs.
“Rei …… Lydia’s here too, huh.”
“Alex-han! No, you’re so impatient. I’m working with Lydia-han right now to make a very powerful energy drink, so please wait a little bit longer.”
“No, that’s not it. I was going to have you make an energy drink like before, but …… Wait, hey. I’m not sure what’s going on with my body, but this smoke is …….”
“Oh, no. Even this smoke has a certain effect, so we and Lydia Han used handkerchiefs and wind wards to protect ourselves …… but you inhaled it with all your might, huh? Well, it’s obvious if you look here.”
Hey, wait.
I’ve got the skill Rei gave me that increases the effectiveness of the medicine, right?
I mean, it’s smoking endlessly, and if I don’t get out of this room, I’m going to be in trouble …… someone grabbed me by the arm?
“Huh? Sakura? …… isn’t there something fishy about the way you’re looking at me? Wait, what are you using the clone technique for …… Wait! If you do that to me now, I’d ……”
“Mr. Alex. I don’t have to wait until the night anymore, do I?”
“Oh, in that case, so do I.”
Why did Lydia and Rei start taking off their clothes …… Oh, Sakura! …… I-I don’t even know anymore, okay!? I’m not going to be able to stop it, okay!?