Chapter 85: As for the Skin Aging of a Blue-Collar WorkerâŠ
We wandered past the various street stalls without buying anything.
âI see! Mmh, mmh, I see, I see!â
âHmm? Found somethinâ of interest?â
âI did! Thereâs an abundance of different types of strongly fragrant and tongue-whetting leaves and nuts!â
I was unable to easily get my hands on different spices in Ys and the earldom. I was told by Bennyboy that heâd get some for me, but I felt like buying them here to give them a try first.
âExcuse me, pretty lady, Iâd like a little bit of all these kinds. How much does it cost?â
Sword was taken aback.
âOh my, you silly thing! Despite looking so young, youâre quite the experienced smooth talker, arenât you? So you want all types?â
âYep. I love cooking, and you see, I had a strong feeling that Iâd be able to make great food if I used these!â 1
Having an extended talk with the sturdy-built stall owner who was in her forties, I got her to tell me what taste the different spices had and for which dishes they were suited the most before buying samples of all types.
Sword paid for it, but only then the stall lady noticed his existence.
âS-Sir ăThunderclap Whitefangă!?!â
âIâm Sword of the party ăAllroundersă. This one here is my partner. He may look like this, but heâs an amazinâ cook who can whip up dishes thatâd make the royal familyâs cooks scurry to the winds. We might regularly come to buy at your place, so please take care of us then, âkay?â
âO-Of course! I-Iâd be more than d-delighted to do so!â
The stall lady immediately became scared stiff.
âMiss, thereâs no need to be so tense around us. Sword is a good guy, despite his rougher outward appearance, so youâll be fine talking with him normally as long as you donât send any malicious intents his way, okay? It seems like heâs done some great things, but that was long ago, even before I was bornâŠou-ouuuch!â
An iron claw descended upon me once again!
âIâm sorry to tell you, âkay? But it wasnât that long ago, you know? You just didnât hear âbout it since you were cooped up indoors all the time.â
Eh? So it was a story that took place at a time I had already been born�
He grabbed the scruff of my neck.
âItâs alright for you to be normal âround us, just as he says. Weâre simple customers. âŠThis fellow has a honey mouth, but heâs extremely rude and tends to blurt out stuff that pisses off folk to no end, so please try to look past his shenanigans as much as possible. Heâs got no evil intent. Probably.â
While the stall lady was repeatedly bowing, I said, âSee you again, miss.â
I casually waved my hand, but while being dragged away by the scruff of my neck.
âHey, how old do you think I am!?â Sword roared at me after the stall wasnât in sight anymore.
âHmmâŠitâs hard to tell the age of life-forms in this world. Going by the standards of the other world, youâd long passed your thirties. Yep, Iâd guess youâre something around forty?â
Sword froze. No, itâs better to call it petrified.
âŠâŠOops, it looks like I went a little too high with my estimate.
âUmmâŠanti-aging technologies are quite advanced in the other world, you see? Iâd estimate the young man over there to be around thirty.â I pointed at a youth walking in front of us.
âAh, so itâs not like your judgment labels me as old.â Swordâs petrification was lifted.
ââŠBy the way, how old are you?â
Silence followed my timid question. After a painfully long spell of quietness, he whispered,
ââŠâŠ25.â
âOkay, I got it. Iâll create some beauty products. I forgot that being an adventurer is a job where youâre often exposed to the sun. Sunlight consists of several light rays. Some of them are also harmful to the human body. If you keep exposing your skin to them, it gets burned by those rays and ultimately hurts. The skin tries to resist those sun rays, resulting in an accelerated aging. Since some of the sun rays are also necessary for your body, itâd be bad to avoid all sunlight, but as with everything else, keeping it moderate matters. Alright, Iâll do my best to normalize your skin again, okay?â I rattled down in a hurry.
Sword seemed to be on the verge of crying.
Sorry, I didnât expect you to be so young. You gave me a dad-like impression. Until now, that is. Thatâs why Iâve thought that various things might have withered away, thoughâŠ
âIâve been regularly drinkinâ healing potions, you know?â He appealed with a tear-choked voice.
âIâm sorry to tell you, but skin aging is a normal cell reaction. For this reason, healing potions wonât help with beautiful skin. Itâs alright. Iâve asked the pharmacist to teach me various things for this very occasion. And now is the perfect time to test the results of all my studying!â
Itâs fine. Weâre in the capital, a place thatâs overflowing with all kinds of resources, items, and products.
âŠHaving said that, itâs impossible to obtain Vitamin-C derivatives and W377 in this world. And as might be expected, I donât know how to make them either.
Resveratols seem to be good as well, but Iâve heard that you can only get grapes from the big farming nationâŠ
So itâs only ceramides, huhâŠ? Well, itâs still better than not tending to your skin at all, I suppose. Then again, itâd be scary if he suddenly had weirdly beautiful skin.