âNow thenâŚHmm? Did I mishear? I felt like you said you had a witness? Let me ask one more: You did say that youâve got a witness, didnât you?â
Hearing my questions, the underling admitted with a distressed look, ââŚThis was my failure. But! Itâs a fact that Primrose came to harm!â
I told him with a broad grin, âYeah, Iâm sure. Back when I was still at the earlâs mansion, Primrose apparently met the same harm. And according to Earl Springcoat who doted on her, it was all my fault. You heard about that as well, didnât you?â
âgh! âŚâŚWhat ifâŚwhat are you going to do if Primrose really came to harm?â
Whatâs this guy saying?
I asked him in return, âWhat did she do when I actually came to harm?â
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The underling suddenly fell silent. âŚI see. So he does know how commoner students are being treated over here.
âThe harm you say befell Primrose isnât, to be frank, anything noteworthy in my eyes. ââDid you know? When commoners enter this academy, theyâre forced to undress, get branded with a hot iron, and are treated like slaves; all in the name of a ăWelcome Partyă. Did Primrose experience anything like that?â
Hearing that, his expression immediately changed, and he thundered, âI would never allow anyone to do something like that to her!â
âShut your trap. I wasnât asking about what youâd allow or not, but whether Primrose had it done to her, idiot. Learn to listen and understand what youâre told.â
After the underling knitted his eyebrows, he cast his eyes downwards while answering, ââŚShe didnât.â
I shrugged my shoulders, âThen she didnât experience anything of note. No need to get angry over small things, is there? By the way, I almost had a hot iron pressed on my body on my very first day here, but I donât view it as a problem whatsoever, you know?â
âYou paid them right back, didnât you!?â
Given the underlingâs retort, I asked him, âThen, what about the other folks who couldnât fight back? Did you people do anything for them? Did you accuse the perpetrators of their crimes like youâre doing now? ââCome on, tell me, Prince of Overflowing Justice and His Highnessâs Little Goonies. What did you do about folk who experienced a lot worse than Primrose? Did you call out on the criminals? And why did you allow them to carefreely repeat their crimes with smug faces until I gave them their due revenge?
Rather than that, why did you treat only Primrose, who hasnât even suffered all that much, like some tragic heroine while framing Damsel Scarlet to be a criminal like those noble brats who branded others and abused them as slaves? Now, donât hold back and tell me so that someone like me also gets it, my dear Heroes of Justice.â
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Genius hung his head in silent shame, looking very awkward, while the prince averted his eyes with a snort in apparent annoyance.
Seeing their reaction, I laughed scornfully.
âWhat incredible sense of justice you guys have. It makes me feel like puking. Primrose failed in everything and anything all by herself. But, that girlâs father laid the blame for everything on me, and because of that she grew up to be a pampered little princess. Since she always needs someone to take responsibility for her own failures, sheâs just trying to find a new victim to blame,â I spat out, âSo? I guess the lot of you chose Damsel Scarlet as that new victim. âŚHumph! Wouldnât you just need to blame me for all her blunders instead of Damsel Scarlet? I mean, Iâm already used to it anyway!â
The instant I said so, the prince and his underling stared at me flabbergasted.
âSo, isnât it fine to just continue with the well-established practice? Thereâs no need to expressly choose Damsel Scarlet for that task. Iâm right here, you see? I wonât run or hide either.
ââHurry up, you who brandish that fake justice of yours! Unload all of Primroseâs blunders on me! Iâll take it all on, fair nâ square! All of you, come at me! Iâll turn the tables on you so easily that itâll be laughable!â
ââWhat are you talking about!?ââ The prince and his underling retorted simultaneously.
I wonder why. Even though I seem to have been on the brink of becoming the villainess here, isnât it just fine for me to become one for real?
ââOh right! Iâll become a villainess and use the ensuing calamity to toy around with these guys in all kinds of ways!
Yahoo! Finally itâs become interesting!
âVillainess Indra, here I come!â
When I made that declaration, not only the two, but everyone else as well, became dumbfounded.
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ââŚâŚLady Indra, I feel terribly sorry to march on your parade when you are enjoying yourself so much, but please allow me to state my own rebuttal before that.
ââLord Genius, did you not disputeâŚno, talk with me about a matter of the student council during the time span mentioned in the testimony?â Damsel Scarlet interjected calmly.
âEh?â
Mr. Underling looked dumbstruck when he heard Damsel Scarletâs remark.
âI have been keeping a diary. Since people are targeting me in various ways, I have made it a habit to note down every event in detail with time stamps so as to avoid being accused or tricked like this. It is all based on my knowledge as one called a ducal daughter. âŚLord Genius, should I ask you to become my alibi witness for that time span?â Damsel Scarlet grinned at the underling.
In response, he was first taken aback, before starting to look very awkward. Apparently he did remember it.
âŚAnd at that point, the birdbrain stepped forward.
âDonât blame Lord Genius and the prince! Itâs something the two did for my sake! Lord Direck also acted on my behalf! Please, donât blame the others,â or some such she blathered.
Whatâs with that heroine-styled âPlease stop fightingď˝â?
The prince, his underling, and the muscled buffoon all seemed very grateful, though.
âIn short, youâre saying you instigated all of them, Primrose?â
Primrose froze upon my words.
âBut youâre right. Men would find it hard to refuse doing things they usually wouldnât do, if asked by their crush. In other words, you made everyone pull this stunt, didnât you? You instigated the prince and his little noble lackeys to entrap Damsel Scarlet in an attempt to turn her into a criminal. In short, youâre the true culprit here!â
Tadah!!!
I nailed it perfectly. Just like itâs done in detective manga.
âThereâs always but one truth!â
âPlease stop this phony parody,â Damsel Scarlet retorted coldly.
Everyone else appeared to be unable to keep up, staring at us with confused gazes.